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2022

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are making a comeback, in part because of feminism, you know empower women to wear things they’ve been conditioned to think are only for their period or long term relationships, since the full back panty has spent 20 years being dragged into the mud as being an inferior panty….even though functionally, it’s got great coverage, and with the elastic leg bands, can probably hold a full shit like a diaper….at least for a short period of time before seepage, but THONGS can’t do that.

I don’t know if this is a product of rebellion against the patriarchy they blame for the THONG being made to be the standard panty, which functionally it should never have been, it’s a look not a tool…..

I don’t know if this is a product of realizing dudes like any panty so long as it is panty, that’s the allure…we’re not supposed to be seeing the panty, it’s UNDERWEAR not outerwear…and even a full back panty is hotter than a bikini because a bikini is meant to be seen.

I don’t know if it’s a matter of keeping up with the nudes, or salacious content they post daily, because you need diversity to stay interesting!

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2022

May

Barbara Palvin’s Booty of the Day

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I don’t know what this GIF of Barbara Palvin’s ass is from. It’s not like documenting Hungarian models branded by Victoria’s Secret is my job or anything….

I don’t know why it looks like one of those awkward pregnancy boudoir shoots normies who are knocked up seem to love getting done, just a topless man with his topless pregnant woman, being shot by some bootleg wedding photographer, as some sort of high concept you can buy at Walmart…you know the vibe…but its probably because it looks like she’s bloated, maybe too many carbonated drinks, maybe a Gluten issue, maybe a fat gunt that got her fired from Victoria’s Secret when they used to shun the fatties and had standards….look at the last frame if you don’t know what I am talking about.

I don’t know who the weird cult members in black dancing around her are, probably satanic ritual shit, you don’t get to America from Hungary without some tradeoffs, like selling your soul…..

I don’t know what her scars on her back are…movie make-up, or lashings from the Eyes Wide Shut sex party for the people into top models….or maybe it’s some acid burn from an angry father in her conservative home after finding out she gets naked for money….lots and lots of money.

I just know I don’t mind staring at it.

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2022

May

Kara Del Toro in Apartment with Tits of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is some instagram tits who has tits on instagram because if you have tits, you take the to social media, call yourself a model, take a bunch of self produced photoshoots of yourself, like some faggy self portrait artist in art school with no actual friends, so they just shoot themselves, only instead of art, you produce low hanging fruit lifestyle titty pics, like you’re starring in a pharmaceutical add, but with tits, you know the cheesy as fuck look.

Not everyone can be a star, but everyone can game social media, if they got the right hook, and lucky for tits, tits are one of the right hooks.

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2022

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You may need Fishnets for the apocalypse, when the foot shortages happen and the economy collapses and you’re forced to find sustenance, who the fuck are you to expect the whore you’re willing to trade a cup of clean water you’ve squirrelled away to be rocking a nice fresh pair of fishnets, you need to come prepared…

I guess you could also use them to catch fish, or rats, or other things to eat instead of your dead neighbors, but I’d rather eat the crabs I get from said hooker willing to fuck me raw for a cup of water…you know EAT BUGS AND BE HAPPY, that’s the plan, it’s in all to documentation, it might as well be PUSSY bugs rather than those taking over the world thanks to death and dispair.

ON THAT POSITIVE and JOYOUS OUTLOOK, which actually is positive because you have to have the collapse before we have heaven on Earth, it’s in thee book of Revelation people….it’s just not going to be that fun….but it will be better with Fishnets..some modern luxuries in the dark times.

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2022

May

The Girl Who Turns Her Tits into the Letter P and Other Videos of the Day

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Amazing Titty Top

The Reason to Join the Gym

Just a Dress Show

The Narcissist Dance

At the Pool Dance

Hot Body Looking Silly with a Stupid Slut Dance –

Slutty Inked Bitch Dance

Bitch in a Dress

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2022

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know that people like to ignore Monkey Pox, which I think is rebranded Small Pox, but that could just be vaccine injury, or AIDS lesions, since it’s mainly being spread amongst the gays, at least locally…

They are saying it is with people with HIV getting it, but who knows what’s real….

I also thought every gay dude was already on HIV meds that are branded “PREP” so that they don’t get HIV…..you know preemptive HIV prevention…it’s all prevention preemptive….if only I knew WORDS….writing would be EASIER.

Anyway, 18 year old Gay virgins (like that exists) who don’t want HIV, take HIV meds daily, so they can ass fuck strangers raw and don’t get HIV, because if they did get HIV, they’d have to be on HIV meds for life, even though they take them daily anyway….

No one ass fucks raw from sheer passion anymore, when you’re on meds to get ass fucked raw, it takes the adventure and spontaneity out of it

You need the danger, will I get shit on, will I get aids, will there be blood, they made a whole movie about it called will there be blood. I think coen brothers, they are famous, so they know

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2022

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent about 20 minutes or more watching a dad taking pics of his grown, adult daughter, in the park…but not your average pics of his daughter, more the social media THOT pics of his daughter….and it was fucking weird but I guess they all want in on that TITTY AND ASS on the internet money….just contributing to his daughter’s dreams…

I know you’re probably thinking that it wasn’t her actual daughter, maybe a perverted stepfather or uncle not related by blood, or even a photographer creeper paying her to be there….but no, it was her dad…she called him dad, gave him shit about how bad he was doing and the mom, granny and little brother were all there watching on.

Keep in mind, I don’t live in LA, where you’d expect parents to be whoring their kids out for the dream…..

But I guess that dream is now international….and I guess since he made 50 percent of those tits, he is in the best position to capture them….but I felt like I should have called the police on him, I was just too busy jerking off to the weirdness to bother…

I shaved my cunt for this?

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Madison Beer Bikini Top Selfies
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Anja Rubik See Through and Bikini Candids from Cannes!
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Bikini Girl has the Perfect Form
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RIP Ray Liotta
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Robbers fail
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Drag Racer Summer Richardson is Worth a Look
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Thor’s Dad Bod Makes an Appearance
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Youtuber Abuses Animals for Views
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Syvonne Ardal Summer Luxury!
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Bridge Fail
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2022

May

Joey King Trying to Find her Hotness of the Day

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Joey King, who looks a bit like Shrek has been finding her hot stride for social media the last year or so and I’m ok with it.

Unfortunately, like the other woke celebrities are making the school shooting political, whether it’s for gun control, even though the gun didn’t do it, a psychopath did….or the other weird angle on the school shooting that they all seem to love is that it somehow ties into abortion….like some woke person said “it’s the right’s fault for gun laws, therefore it’s the right’s fault there was a school shooting, and the right is anti abortion cuz it kills babies, therefore the right want to save babies only to kill them at recess’….interesting logic, but when people are dumb, you can understand how they will fall for it…I just saw two fat white girls with a MLK quote on their bumper, likely to lure the black man into think they are an “ally” as they all themselves because they know that black dudes are the only ones with dicks big enough to get up inside them…and they love fat white women.

Anyway, this isn’t a political site, but I do hate the woke, the brainwashing of idiots into some weird woke ideologies and I heard the school shooter was transgender, but they’ll never blame it on that indoctrination..it’s the guns or the abortions they didn’t let his mom have….or some nonsense.

So I kinda hate Joey King, but she is an industry puppet needed to push the agenda like the other Disney Kids they created, and she’s got tits, so we can hate them all, know they are evil, or agents of evil, while still staring at their tits…and that’s ok….

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2022

May

Hilary Duff in Bike Shorts of the Day

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Alright, fine, I’ll do a Hilary Duff post because the mom is in ridiculous bike shorts, similar to the bike shorts I see almost every bitch wearing, both old and young, and I figure you Hilary Duff fans will appreciate the cross fit looking, muscular, solid enough to hire to move furntiture, teen star who you know has been banged out enough over her career, she’s even got the kids to prove it, and the whole thing isn’t quite racy enough to jerk off to….but it’s Hilary Duff, puppet of the industry in Bike shorts, definitely worthy of a stare…even if there’s hardly enough pussy definition going on…with a thick thigh like that, I’d want fat pussy lips protruding out of her bike shorts to balance it all out but I’m not getting that….because I never get what I want.

Yeah, these are pretty disappointing.

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2022

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thongs showcase the flaw in thongs, which is the win for perverts who like looking at assholes that are barely covered by thongs, which I’ll assume is everywhere last motherfucker out there….It’s a one man’s trash is another man’s asshole behind a thong, because really, as a panty the thong is fucking trash….at least for the core purpose of my underwear, which is keeping my asshole off my crusty old stained sweatpants….you can’t dress like a cowboy everyday no matter how much we identify as a cowboy..

As far as I’m concerned, it’s a soft sell approach to getting a girl to show you her asshole, like a negotiating tactic where we all know we’re there to see the asshole, but we collectively play modest and pretend it’s the thong..

“put on a thong, take a pic of it, no bend a little more, I want to see how much of a thong the thong is”…..you know to see the asshole peeking back at me like a scared raccoon caught late night in your trash….yes that was a weird analogy for a raccoon…ANALogy…KILL ME NOW…

It is the WINDOW to the soul…LICK IT UP.

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