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2009

12

Feb

Akon’s House of the Day

Here’s a video of Akon’s house and I decided to post it because I always love seeing the stars struggling during the economic and what better way to do that than watch these crib shows and see the ridiculous shit these people have, whether it is a fully professional kitchen, or an alligator pit in the middle of their living room floor, or even an indoor lap pool or a fingerprint lock to access the bedroom so he can’t get caught cheating on his chick, it all screams that these motherfuckers make too much money.

Posted in:Akon|House

2009

12

Feb

Sasha Grey Shows Off Her Deep Throat Skills in this Exclusive Clip of the Day

Here’s a clip of Sasha Grey learning how to deep throat a dildo as part of Vivid’s newest TV and Porn Re-Make.

For some reason, Sasha Grey is everyone’s favorite pornstar or at least the hottest porn star who gets paid the most out there right now. She works independently, gets linked to every studio’s big movie and even gets mainstream gigs, and I may not be entirely sure why she’s made it, I think it’s gotta do with her not having fake tits, being gothic and hipster and lookin like the girl next door with bush, who sucks the meanest cock, is young and doesn’t look damaged and does really fucking dirty things because she pretends it’s some next level intellectual experience.

So Vivd, the porn company that knows how to fluff mainstream media like they were one of their own contract girls before landing contracts have another TV show about to hit.

First they did that whole Debbie Does Dallas Again shit and you need to Check Out Drunkenstepfather At Their Party, It is Funny , then they did some show about the girls of Porn Valley where you get to see their contract girls do whatever the fuck they do, and now they are remaking Deep Throat. They are hustlas.

Here’s a little blurb I got with the video…..

VIVID OWNS SATURDAY NIGHT! Vivid is back on Showtime with our new reality series “Deeper Throat,“ Saturday nights at 11.30pm starting Feb. 14th. The series follows the behind the scenes adventures that Vivid went through to remake the classic “Deep Throat” into the movie “Throat” which will be in stores on 3/18. And…stay tuned to Showtime for an encore showing of “Debbie Does Dallas Again”  immediately following, at midnight.

It’s going to be good TV. Here’s another clip of Sasha Grey naked and dead for you necro weirdos out there.

For More info I am sure you can find it at Vivid

Posted in:Clips|Deepter Throat|Exclusive|Vivid

2009

12

Feb

Aubrey O’Day and Her Playboy Photoshop Bullshit of the Day

These Aubrey O’Day pictures have been doing the rounds the past couple of days. I was waiting for the spread pussy shots that you’d expect from her to hit before posting her Playboy cover, you know to give you something you can actually appreciate, because seeing a whore in Playboy, not naked is a fucking annoyance. You know she gets fucked by black cock every fucking night, you know she lets her dog crawl into her tattered womb, you know she got kicked out of her girl band bullshit and desperate to get attention and you know the concept behind doing Playboy to get ahead was a commendable one, you know like a med student who becomes a Gogo dancer at a club, you know the girl who dresses in booty shorts and dances on stage to set the mood, when we all know she should be getting naked and giving lap dances and letting strangers grab her for 10 dollars a song, meaning, that despite making the right moves as a slut doesn’t always mean having the right outcome.

What I am trying to say is…Let’s see some labia even if it’s photoshopped to look worth fucking, kinda like she was in these Playboy pictures.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy

2009

12

Feb

Pink and Her Disgusting Lesbian Friend of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pink with her friend. What are the chances this pig’s a fucking lesbian. Seriously I first saw them and was wondering why Pink was out with some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker, then realized that this bitch actually has a vagina and doesn’t just wish she had one like the actual Perez Hilton.

Now I am all for dykes, I figure it’s a great outlet for victims of rape and abuse to take, you know since they are scared of cock and need to get lovin’ somewhere.

It’s even a good strategy for fat chicks that guys would rather not fuck and if they did they’d treat them like the shit that they are, where turning to women will be a lot more wholesome and pleasant for them, you know spending their days at farmer’s markets or planting trees, eating organic and vegan food and going on bike rides while protesting same sex marriages and shopping for flannel together, instead of getting told how useless an ugly they are.

All that to say that men are real jerks, so if you’re done with them, you might as well take Pink’s lead and find the closest thing you can to one, without actually being one.

Posted in:Disgusting|Lesbian|Pink

2009

12

Feb

Sean Stewart Gets Pussy of the Day

I came across these pictures and felt the need to post them because I like to follow Sean Stewart’s every move. Especially when it comes to getting laid.

The guy is a pussy who cries about how his dad was never there for him and blames his dad for his drug addiction like a pussy rich kid would, instead of just embracing the fact that he hates himself just as much as everyone else does and that he’ s probably 30 years old and still dealing with lame teenage bullshit, because he’s fucking coddled, has all the money sent his way so that his dad doesn’t need to feel guilty about hating the cocksucker, all while he works towards a long and drawn out, boring and typical self-destruction.

But none of that seems to bother girls, they seem to think getting in with him is as close as they’ll get to getting with someone who is famous or has money and that maybe they can convince him to buy them Chanel or someshit, because personal gain is the only reason anyone would hang with him.

Bonus that is Seriously Not a Bonus – Here is His Dad Taking His Lamborghini Linguini for a Drive….

Here’s the Video…

Posted in:Making Out|PDA|Sean Stewart|Slut

2009

12

Feb

Jaoquin Phoenix On Letterman of the Day

I am sure this has made its rounds, it’s a clip of Jaoquin Phoenix from letterman, where he’s pulling some kind of stunt, you know slow to answer, unshaved and chillin’ like he’s high or medicated, but watching this makes me want to get on whatever fuckin’ pill he’s on or pretending to be on. I mean he’s an actor and who knows what is true. I think playing uninterested would be easy, I do it all the fucking time, so I am not convinced he’s actually left acting for a rap career because that’s what he wants to do, even if he’s from a crazy family with a history of drug use, or if he’s actually doing this as part of a bigger project like a documentary or whatever the fuck they are reporting, and I guess it really doesn’t matter, because it’s funny, whether it is a real celebrity falling out or just a publicity stunt and Letterman handles himself pretty well.

Bonus – Bar Refaeli was on Letterman and Her tits are Better than River’s Brother.

Bar Refaeli On Her Way to Letterman…

Posted in:David Letterman|Jaoquin Phoenix

2009

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a good story – there’s a lesbian, I’m talking unshowered cargo pant wearing lesbian with dreads who wanders the streets around where I live. I asked her how much she makes and she said 4 dollars an hour or some shit, just panhandling by walking between cars in traffic, while she should be suckin’ dick because she’d be making at least double that amount, but since she’s a lesbian she hates penis, she can’t get into that line of work, it’s really poor planning on her part, I mean if you’re gonna live on the street, you might as well whore yourself.

Speaking of whore, it was raining today and I got rained on, but I ain’t no ho. Hip hop lied to me.

I am sure I had something better to talk about, but I am half asleep and that’s all I remember from today. Here are some links…Click Them.

What Else Do You Have Planned Tonight?
GO

Aubrey O’Day is Fucking Sexy
(When She Has an M.I.T Trained Group of Photo Engineers Working On Her)
GO

Does It ALL Hang Low?
GO

Antiques Roadshow 2550
GO

Starfish Hitler…From Hell?
GO

Why Does Heidi Klum Look So Fucking Ugly
GO

Drew Barrymore is Hot, in the Sporty/Cute/Casual Type of Way
GO

Rebecca Loos Brings Her Tits to FHM
GO

The Nine HOTTEST Sri Lanken Women
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Soccer Homos Celebrate, Which I Am Sure You Are Into, Cause You Are a Homo
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Dre is A Wet Peach
GO

Let’s Laugh At Hilary Clinton Together
GO

Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord Shows Off Some of Her Assets
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Utterly Disgusting: Defined
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lisa Rinna Panty Upskirt Throwback
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!!!!Inglorious Bastards Trailer!!!!
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Bar Rafaeli Makes Me Want to FLY
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ALLEN IVERSON WILL SHUT YOU DOWN
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The Plot to the Chris Brown/Rhianna Drama Just Got a Little Thicker
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Salma is a Gladiator?
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Bikini Shopping Fun
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Slip and Slide Throwdown
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God Damn Melany is Fine
GO

Let’s Play ‘Guess What Drugs She is On’
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Grandma Fucker?
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Jeremy Lusk is Dead, and Here’s Why
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Courtney Love is Completelt Fucking Insane
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Did You Know Abi Titmuss Had a Sex Tape?
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Send Me an Angel
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Tara Reids Ten Year Spring Break Vacation May Have Finally Come to An End
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Tori Praver is My New Obesession
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Jana Jordan is Nekkids
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Outrun Bullets Like a Bad Guy
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And MORE Drama About Rhianna and Chris Brown
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The Joydick Joystick
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Eva Orner is NOt Your Typical Neighbor
GO

Have You Met Eva Green?
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Sasha and Pasha Get It On
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Here’s Carli Banks she has a pair of tits, so I guess it works…
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A Stimulus Package You Can Appreciate Because Porno Related
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The 10th Annual Anatomy Awards
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This is Funny – The Oregon Trail Predicts How The Hills Cast Die…
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Public Toilet Fingerbanging…
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Drunk Courtney Love and Her Hot Tits
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Jeremy Lusk and his Motorcross in a Fatal Crash in Costa Rica
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Some Sheer Lingerie in Miami
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How Not to Ruin Valentines Day
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Go Fuck Yourself
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Party Sluts with Tits and Costumes…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Feb

Bigger News than This Rihanna Bullshit of the Day

This just in…Ugly Betty is still Ugly….

Posted in:Hot Story

2009

11

Feb

Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes Promoting Some Valentines Day Shit for Their Owners of the Day

When your job involves you wearing lingerie, seeing you in lingerie gets played out pretty fast, so the masterminds at Victoria Secret were not only smart enough to kidnap these girls off the global human sex trade, but knew to limit their half naked time, and make them spend some time out of the lingerie, unfortunately holding lingerie it while fully clothed and not on the floor of some dingy basement after paying some Russian dude 100 dollars to have your way with the twos of them like we’re supposed to be doing….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Doutzen Kroes|Lingerie

2009

11

Feb

Jessica Simpson Announcing the Country Music Award Nominees of the Day

So to all you haters out there who said that Jessica Simpson’s country career was a fucking joke and that she’d never make it in the country world, even with her weight gain in efforts to look more like a fucking cow the cowboy wants to fuck, you’re wrong, because here she is at the Country Music Award Nominations, sure she wasn’t nominated for shit, but just being asked to introduce the people who were is enough of a fucking honor, so she’s here to stay.

Posted in:Country Music Awards|Jessica Simpson