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Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears Dance Video Porn of the Day

Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day

Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day

2009

Feb

Bar Refaeli is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover Girl of the Day

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I had no idea that it was that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition time of year. Maybe it’s because I am not a jock or into sports and feel like the best place to find my masturbation material is on the internet searching “gaping teen prostitutes with two dicks in their asshole”, but I know a lot of guys get excited when already established bikini/lingerie models get into their bikinis and lingerie, have their nipples photoshopped out, all because it makes their subscription to this shit finally make sense and worth reading.

Sure SI adds a few athlete’s and athlete wives into the bikini mix, they do the whole body painted shit, and I’ve jerked off to the magazine before, but that was in 1988 to Elle Macpherson, when nipples and porn weren’t all that available to a good Catholic 18 year old boy like me, so SI needs to get with the program and start taking spread eagled vagina shots of these whores because we all know these model bitches will do it and still can’t believe how much they get paid to just stand there in a bikini and have there pictures taken, there waiting for the catch, because if it’s too good to be true it usually is, they’ve just never been asked.

So Bar Refaeli is the new cover girl….I guess Jews Really Are Taking Over the World….

Here’s the video….

BONUS – Here’s Some Brooklyn Decker Body Paint Pictures….

And the Video…

I am sure a lot more pictures and videos are going to hit. I have to decide whether to bother with another post or just keep feeding this one or maybe I’ll just link you to the source, that sounds a lot easier and they have a staff to make these things better quality than I can, so even if those pieces of shit aren’t paying me to link, I’m just gonna link them anyway. See how complicated my life is?

To See All the SI VIDEOS of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this link:
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To See All the SI Photos of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this Link….
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To See All The Girls Get Body Painted…Follow This Link…
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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SI|Sports Illustrated|Swimsuit Edition

2009

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s Short Short Concert Pics of the Day

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I had these pictures lined up yesterday, but then the Grammy’s post gave me a mild heart attack that is apparently not a heart attack at all, but probably just too much caffeine making me feel like the biggest fucking pussy around, I mean other than Jessica Simpson, I hear she’s working on eating too much of everything to actually be the biggest fucking pussy around, before choking on her own neck fat before dying of a heart attack.

I am talking a pussy so big you’d take your kids on a day trip to see and maybe even drive through like one of those West Coast Redwoods. A pussy so big it’s got it’s own digestive system, that allows Jessica Simpson to eat double the ridiculously large amount of food she already consumes….

I am sure these pictures have already been plastered everywhere, but I’m not the kind of guy who does work uploading pictures to not post them, so enjoy them a second time around, since she’s not too fat to jerk off to.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Performing|Shorts

2009

Feb

Bridget Marquardt’s Tits with Her Boyfriend of the Day

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These pics are from a couple of days ago, I am not sure where this Playboy whore and her boyfriend are going or coming from and I am not a stylist or know much about fashion, I mean just the other day I figured out that suspenders look really awesome with my sweat pants and they keep my pants from flashing the world my ass every time I bend over, unfortunately other people don’t see both the functionality and style it provides. Shit is both modern and convenient and I just get pointed at and laughed at everywhere I go. Motherfuckers think they’re peer pressure will stop me, well it won’t, I’m not stopping til every fat man out there rocks a pair of these new school cotton overalls.

That said, this Bridget Marquartd bitch’s dress is fucking ugly, it reminds me of your sci-fi fantasy club’s dress-up day, where your name was picked out of the hat to be the fairy princess or some shit because there’s no girls in the fucking club because sci-fi fantasy clubs are for losers and girls, even if they are ugly, know how to spot and avoid a fucking loser, and that’s by not going to sci-fi fantasy club meetings. .

Oh and I guess 85 year old men aren’t really her type, it was a one time gold diggin’ opportunity knocks deal, because the guy she’s with looks like he doesn’t needs his diapers changed unless it’s part of some sick role playing game only a man who fucks girls who fuck senior citizens would play.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Tits

2009

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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An old friend of mine came to visit me in the hospital, he was actually the dude who urged me to go because he thought I might be dying. He’s a little anxious like that, but it’s ok, dude used to be ghetto like the rest of us but managed to climb out of the shit, get a job and a wife and kids and a house and all that shit doin’ the corporate thing. He’s still the same asshole, he just has different priorities I guess.

I gave him a call after I got out of the place to let him know that they said it was nothing and that I wasted 8 hours and he went on about how some assholes jacked his shit in the backseat of his luxury SUV parked outside the hospital. He lost his passport and iPod and all kinds of business documents and I really felt partially responsible, but have a feeling I know who did it, because these shifty fucking crackheads were walking the halls of the hospital, I guess trying to get presciptions or some shit, and this weird little ghetto black girl was screaming for the bathroom, while her monster lookin’ group home friends screamed back at her whether she wanted to skip the hospital and go back to her place to get some cold chicken…Ghetto Motherfuckers, if I see you on the street, I will kill you.

This is the kind of anger that makes me end up in hospitals with heart palpitations and high blood pressure and these are my links.

You Dick Won’t Get Hard Forever, Trust Me I Knows
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Madonna Sluts Its Up, If that’s Possible, You Decide….
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Guess the Celebrity Fatty
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Everything Looks a Little Different Drunk
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Naked Pics Of A Model Named Camille
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Mexican Wrestlers Bring Me Back to My Roots!
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Lucy Pinder Brings Valentine’s Day Early in Her Lingerie….
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Davic After the Dentist – THE REMIX
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Sarah Palin Sure Knows How to Strut in Those Hooker Boots
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I Wanna Be All Over Ann Angel
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Taos New Mexico Looks Like One Hell Of a Time
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Striptease of the Day
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Whitney Houston Was Way More Fun When She Was Smoking Crack With Bobby Brown
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You Need All the Help You Can Get
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Anna Lynne McCord Has Full Transitioned into Tranny Clown Hooker
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Adriana Lima in Some Elle Magazine See-Through Pics I would Have Posted If I Wasn’t in the Fucking Hospital All Afternoon…
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Isla Fisher Panty Upskirt on The Late Show
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Kristen Wiig As Kathy Gifford is Amazing
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Paris Hilton You Just Start Walking Around Naked Already
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Nicole Kidman Has Pretty Much Fucked Up Her Face Completely
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A Gal Who is Just Naughty By Nature
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Sophia and Melany Get Down to Business
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Porsche GT3 VERSUS Speed Bikes
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He Was a Rollerblade, So He Kind of Deserved It
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Because Going Solo is Only Good in Certain Instances
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Hemorroid Face Fight to the Death
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Isabela Will Brighten Your Day
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Let’s Watch This Magician Almost Drown, Because There is NO Such Thing As Magic
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For All You Star Wars Nerds, Which I Know There Are Many of You
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Europe Versus USA – You Be the Judge
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The Bollywood Sluts Are Really Doing It for Me Lately
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Because You Need a Way to Pass the Time Somehow
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Web Cam + Dildo = Good Times
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Fat Ass Tries to Stage Dive
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Halle Berry is Looking Good Like Always
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Good As Aslways
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Elle McPherson Cleavage
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Pogo Sticks + Boobs = Hypnotics
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Win Money in an Oscar Pool, Then Give it To Me
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Ugly, But May She Has Got Some Great Legs
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What Should I Eat Today?
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Here’s the Pussy Crap Dolls New Video
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The Crazy Baby Machne Lady Finally Spills The Beans
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The 47 Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of All-Time
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Girlfriend’s Secret
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Some Dude Strikes Oil in a Girl’s Ass
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2009

Feb

Some Tits on the Grammy Red Carpet of the Day

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This is a true story for those of you who care, I was in the middle of writing this post on the Grammy’s. I was getting all worked up about how fucking irritating they are and how I can’t stomach the bullshit they spew from Jay Z and Coldplay duets, to a bunch of rappers in black and white, to two teenage popstars claiming to be best friends, even though we all know they hate each other and jealous of each other’s success in fucking the other one’s boyfriend, to the Jonas Brother’s a Stevie Wonder and Dean Martin getting a nod years after his death, when it hit me…..

I had a dizzy spell, I fell to the ground, got back up and checked my pulse, it was beating fucking fast, like so fast I thought it was the end of my life and couldn’t even count because there was no blood getting to my fucking brain, so I called 911, then cancelled because I can’t handle the whole stretcher scene I’ll cause in my building, so I took a cab there, spent 8 hours in Emergency, had a few tests only to be told it’s either the coffee I drank, or a fucking blood clot, so if my legs swell, go back to the hospital if not, I’m good to go.

Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t fucking know what these pudgy legs look like swollen or not swollen, they always look fucking swollen to me, I’m fat as fuck, anyway, I didn’t die, but I blame this Grammy’s post for doing it to me and I wasn’t gonna let that fucker win….

That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are really all I care about, since I know they all have rank pussy. Yes, I used the same fucking line in the last post, repetition makes my life easier.

Either way, I felt I need to finish it and post it to celebrate being alive another day…

Audrina and her new face….if she’s there this Grammy shit must be legit

Meatloaf and Mary Kate Olsen….

Lisa Rinna and Her Plastic Body Parts…

Some Chick Who’s Last Name is Veronica Who I’ve Never Heard Of…

Marisa Miller Cuz She’s a Model and Has Tight Body, Even If She Looks Like She’s Had One Too Many Groupie Cumshots on Tour Buses in Her Youth of Many Years Ago…

The CSI Chick Fatter than Ever But Still Hotter Than All These Whores…

Paris Hilton Because I Am Friends With Some Girl Pretending To Be Her on Facebook….Not Because I Think Her Tits are Hot…

A Little Brooke Hogan Cuz She’ll Never Win a Grammy So She Goes to Dream

Nikki Cox and Her Fake Lips and Big Ol’ Tits and Her Comedian Idol Host Boyfriend…

Some American Idol Piece of Shit….

Some Wayne’s World Piece of Shit…

Some Natalie Cole Duet With Her Dead Father and By Father I Mean Tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Grammy's|Sluts|Tits

2009

Feb

Some Pre-Grammy Tits of the Day

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The Grammy’s, despite being some staged bullshit, are a big deal for the music industry, at least I think they are, and they make a whole fucking production out of the thing. It’s like this obnoxious girl I know who like to celebrate her birthday over the course of 4 or 5 days, it’s like bitch, no one gives a fuck about your fucking birthday, why the fuck do you try to drag us all out 3 days before the fucking shit, and 3 days after the fucking shit like you’re some kind of fucking princess. The only reason we bother going to your birthday the day of your fucking birthday is because it means you’re one year closer to fucking death. I don’t mean to be morbid, but it’s the pecking order and sometimes, people and their egos deserve to be offed.

That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking events that surrounded the Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are more valuable than the rest of these sluts. Most of these bitches are nobodies, I like them better than the people who think they’re somebodies…

Some chick named Dollicia Bryan and her nipple….

Monster Khloe Kardashian and Her See Through With Some Nipple Poking out Disgustingness….

Bill Mahr With His Jungle Fever…

Pregnant or Possibly Pregnant Old Lookin’ Fergie…..

Fantasia and Some Saggy Fucking Shit….

Natasha Beddingfield and Her Breast Bone Makes Me Hungry for Chicken….

Pink’s Pecs…..

Christina Milian in Her Bandage Dress, Leaving a Grammy Party… Sure, It’s Not Quite the Same Bandage She’d Need After I’m Done With Her Ass Because There’s No Hello Kitty on the Shit, But Still Hot To Me…

Bonus – Larry King’s Swining Gold Digging Whore and Her Fake Tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Pre-Grammy|Sluts|Tits

2009

Feb

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens Have an Umbrella Party in Brazil of the Day

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Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens brought out their umbrellas to mourn the loss of Rihanna’s innocence, not that getting pistol whipped and having her life threatened is anything new to her, I mean it’s all part of being from a shanty with an alcoholic crack addicted father, you’d expect her to be used to it and hard enough to handle pussy filled hollywood, instead of being this fucking whiner, but this post isn’t about Rihanna, it’s about Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens in Brazil and she needs to stop dominating the fucking headlines just because she got what she had coming to her.

If you’re wondering why they are there, or being secretive about the shit, it’s because they don’t want you to see the tranny prostitutes Effron hired to be in his entourage, it’s a “when in Rome” situation, you know take advantage of the local landmarks especially since they have dick.

Trannies are the only reason why Effron is in Brazil, I mean other than Tom Cruise since they are probably lovers.

Just remember it’s not gay if she’s got long hair, make up, tits and a used up asshole that’s naturally lubricated from the diseases and as easy to enter as mom of three’s pussy, you know because tranny prostitutes have loosened their shit up by inserting all kinds of things in them multiple times a day. It really is an art and not just a job.

Here are some umbrella party pics…talk about thinking you are more important than you actually are, do people actually care about them enough that they need to draw tone attention to themselves by hiding, assholes need to be brought down to reality in the form of havin’ their boat taken over by pirates who use them in the illegal organ trade. Yeah, I saw that Tourista movie, let’s hope shit is real.

Here are the first bikini pictures of Hudgens in Brazil to Hit. They are seriously SHIT quality….

Posted in:Umbrella Party|Vanessa Hudgens|Zac Effron

2009

Feb

Katy Perry’s Grammy Perfomance Joke of the Day

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I saw a couple segments of the Grammy’s at a friend’s house. The first was Stevie Wonder’s lowest point in his career singing Superstitious with the fucking Jonas brothers. Seeing them in their fabricated, contrived dancing and performing made me almost wish I was Stevie Wonder so I wouldn’t have to see no more, because being blind may scare the fuck out of me, but seeing the Jonas brothers is a lot more painful…

The other was Katy Perry performing her painful fucking song. She did this huge production, making sure her entry was a fucking entrance everyone would remember, you know coming down from the sky like some sort of punishment from god, and despite that being obnoxious, and her tits busting out, this bitch can’t fucking dance. She was slow and awkward and looked like a fat white retiree on a cruise ship. I’ve always said this cunt was lazy, but now I’ve seen it first hand and have a harder time understanding why her and her sloppy shit is famous. Her rhythm proves she’s horrible in bed, and the only flow she has is her period and let’s hope it stays that way, because the thought of this pig reproducing depresses me.

Here are the pics, in case you miss them, since the video is garbage and Youtube will take shit down in the next 10 minutes…
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Here are some pictures of Katy Perry’s tits at some Pre-Grammy Shit….

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry’s tits at some Grammy Red Carpet Shit…..

Those tits don’t save her, she’s one ugly fuck.

Posted in:Grammy|Katy Perry

2009

Feb

MIA Pregnant Performance at the Grammy’s of the Day

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I know Sri Lankans, some of my favorite beer venders are Sri Lankans, and evey time I go in the fucking place, the wife is knocked the fuck up and about to explode babies all over the cigarette display case, so seeing MIA performing on her due date didn’t do much for me, except turn me on, because I know the sheer top on pregnant chick is wrong because she’s too pregnant to take out back and rape like a farm animal, hey don’t hate me, she’s the cocktease, but clearly not always one because in a few hours bitch will be naked on a bed getting a 8 pound living thing ripped out of her snatch that she got getting 8 inches shoved in her snatch the last time she wore sheer panties and everyone knows that makin’ babies does more damage emotionally and physically than rape….so maybe you should find the baby daddy and tell him what he did was wrong, and leave me the fuck alone.

On a side note, Maya, as she’s known in Montreal to the hipsters, comes through here on the regular because one of her 300 aunts owns…wait for it…a store here, and I hear she’s nothing but a sweetheart to get drunk with so I won’t dis her like she was Lily Allen, Katy Perry or Lady Gaga or that trash, and I’ll just wish her a happy pregnancy/healthy delivery/and pray from some before and after pussy shots.

See, I’m a nice guy.

Here are some pictures of her dressed like a clown, if you look closely you’ll see her baby’s hand giving you the finger, cuz motherfucker’s already a rockstar, you’d have to be to survive that hairy womb.

Posted in:MIA|Performance|Pregnant

2009

Feb

Some Singer Named Bethany’s Censored Porn Past of the Day

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So some former member of Destiny’s Child that no one remembers has started up some new act that I am not going to bother naming because I am lazy and because no one cares. One of the girls in the group is a singer who goes by the name Bethany and bitch got fired from the group with this news hit. Here’s some of her footage from her porn past where she went by the name PINK and shit will make any producer at the Nature Channel proud. I’m not saying that cuz I am a racist, I’m saying it because I truly believe this bitch is a beast.

In other black sex news, some model named Milani Rose who I have never heard of, but assume she’s a classy black model who either poses half naked with cars, or half naked in low budget hip hop videos/magazines, or maybe even on flyers for hip hop parties or CD Inserts for those dudes who try to sell you their homemade CDs in every major city, you know because she has a fat ass and is the kind of model who probably needs to strip on the side to pay for her baby’s formula.

She used to be a hooker and this is some video of her whoring out that has hit the internet and I don’t think she’s using a condom, I guess you get paid more for that.

Posted in:Bethany|Destiny's Child