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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2009

30

Jan

Rihanna’s Pussy Grabbin’ Concert Pictures of the Day

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I have a crush on Rihanna. It may be because I’ve never had the opportunity to get with a black girl in my life of perversion, or maybe I’m just drawn to her story of success. You know a small island girl who randomly sleeps with a superstar record producer when he is on vacation away from his fat fiance and gets a record deal to keep her mouth shut, who manages to turn that deal into hit after fucking hit after fucking hit, all while performing in dominatrix and fetish gear and not taking it to the pussy grabbing level, but I’m pretty sure it has to do with having never been with a black chick and sitting here on a whole pile of jungle fever in my pants, which I’d take any day over that other african disease…AIDS. Yes, it’s not just the gay disease anymore.

Posted in:Concert|Fetish|Pussy|Rihanna

2009

30

Jan

Jessica Simpson and Her Post-Fat Concert Pictures of the Day

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Jessica Simpson realized that having a big mouth no only helps in her singing, but also has had a huge affect on how much food she can shovel into her goddamn mouth. I don’t care that she got fat, she’s pretty much been off my radar the last few months and it was totally expected, but I figured I’d post these concert pictures that came out since the last fat scandal, and it may be safe to say that although she may be thicker, she’s not as fat as I’d like her to be, you know fat enough to know there’s some serious emotional problem that I can ridicule, instead, she’s just a little thicker, like any girl is when she gets a boyfriend…all she needs is to get dumped and she’ll be back on track, but I have a feeling Romo is making her this way because he wants he all for himself and doesn’t want all these men after her all while making her look and feel like one of the defensive linemen he’s got a crush on when she fucks him up the ass with various household objects. It’s a win/win situation in his closet case life.

BONUS – Here’s Rene Russo’s Opinion on Jessica Simpson and her weight gain…

Bonus – Here’s that NY POST Comic on Jessica Simpson and Her Food Addiction….

Posted in:Concert|Jessica Simpson|Leather

2009

30

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Not Getting My Kind of Asian Massage of the Day

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This isn’t the kind of happy ending 10 dollar Asian Massage I’m used to, but then again I can’t make out what’s going on below the waste. It’s very possible, if not probable that three asian women are servicing her baby maker with their forearms. It’s really the only way she can get any form of satisfaction now that Cash Warren’s penis doesn’t touch her vagina walls no matter how hard he tries…and god knows he tries.

Posted in:Asian|Jessica Alba|Massage

2009

30

Jan

The Miley Cyrus Titty Pictures of the Day

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I was planning on staying as far away from posting these Miley Cyrus titty pictures that are circulating around the internet because she’s only 16, and despite the fact that she comes across as a little slut, the law wants us to pretend she isn’t, while her PR team want to tease us and put illicit thoughts in our heads. The good news is that she’s an unattractive little pig, so no matter how hard they try to get me to admit I’d get with her on a public website that runs porn ads, in a way to back me into the corner, get me locked up only to let the other inmates treat me like Miley gets treated by the Disney execs, but I’m too fucking smart for them and I’m not posting to the tit shots, I’m just linking to them. Enjoy, you sick fucks.

To See The Not Safe For Anywhere Pics of The Side of Her Tit, Follow This Link, Cuz I am Not Posting this Shit and the Paparazzi Should not Be Releasing Kiddy Porn….
GO

Posted in:Cleavage Pictures|Miley Cyrus|Teenage Titties

2009

30

Jan

Weird Diesel Sex on a Horse Ad of the Day

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I was told this is an ad for Diesel, the constantly cutting edge company and by cutting edge I mean rip off artists. A while back they ripped off that SFW porn shit and made it live action and this is their follow-up video of a weird lookin’ dude and a girl simulating sex on a horse. I don’t know about you, but when I think about sex and horses, there are no girls around to get in the way and judge how good I am at sticking a massive horse penis in my various orifices, by telling me I am disgusting or cruel, but I guess Diesel’s got a whole different obscure art-fag approach to beastiality. Watch the clip.

Posted in:Diesel|Sex|Weird

2009

30

Jan

Lauren Conrad’s Dumpy Ass of the Day

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Lauren Conrad’s got a shitty ass and I’m not just saying that because I can tell by the way she is walking that she didn’t wipe properly. I am saying it because it’s true.

Posted in:Ass|Lauren Conrad

2009

30

Jan

Katie Lohmann Birthday Upskirt of the Day

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Katie Lohamann is some Playboy chick I don’t give a fuck about who was supposed to be on soem Disney Mickey Mouse club, but her mother rejected the idea forcing her to crave fame for the rest of her youth, until figuring out that the only way into the limelight was by taking off her pants. I am all for that….

I read her Wikipedia entry and figured this was an important piece of information I had to post:

In earlier photos, including her Playmate pictorial, she consistently has a patch of pubic hair above her vulva while the areas next to the labia majora are shaved bald. In later pictorials, such as her fall 2007 Playmate Xtra, and the celebrity photographer photoshoot with Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed, her pubic hair is completely shaved.

Thanks wikipedia.

Here she is celebrating her 29th birthday giving a little panty flash, which is too bad, because I would have rather seen the area above her vulva and the areas next to her labia majora.

BONUS – A Serious Fucking Monster Crawled Out of Her Cage Just to Attend This Special Event…

Posted in:Katie Lohmann|Upskirt

2009

30

Jan

Jennifer Hawkins is Staying Fit of the Day

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This is some Miss Universe or Miss Universe contestant or something that gives her some ego and stamp of importance making her a shitty fuck, out on a walk in e Australia and I figured I’d post it because I am an advocator of chicks staying fit. Sure, I’m a fat fuck, but I don’t need my looks to get ahead because I don’t really care to get ahead. I’ve embraced my life in this rut that I will never get out of, I have come to terms with having a pretty horrible existence and a disgusting life and the only thing that really helps me get through it is high sugar foods. Some may say I emotionally eat, but I like to think that’s only something girls do, and I’m all fucking man. It’s a double standard that makes chicks like this, so it’s one I’d like to keep alive.

Remember if you are a fat piece of shit like me, all you have to do is make a lot of money and the bitches will come swooning, sure I don’t know that from experience, because making money takes too much effort and I’ve embraced my horrible life and let it fuel me, but I do know you don’t need to be fucking fit to make it happen, because girls are whores.

Posted in:Fit|Jennifer Hawkins

2009

30

Jan

Amanda Bynes Brings Her Legs Out to Party of the Day

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I like a good set of legs. Sure it’s not a requirement when it comes to fucking, I mean vagina always been the only requirement and even that I’ve been pretty flexible about depending on how drunk or desperate I was. I am not coming out saying that I am a fag, but I am not denying that there were those years in college when you might have called me one and beat me up had you seen me walking down an alley in my mini skirt offering you blowjobs. A girls’ gotta make a living.

I am lying, I never went to college, I just went off on some weird tangent trying to prove that although my wife’s got fat legs that make me sick to look at, doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a girl who shows off her legs every chance she gets, because they are her only asset and that’s all I’ll say about this.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs

2009

30

Jan

Olivia Munn and Her Panties of the Day

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Guys find Olivia Munn hot. I find her annoying. Sure, I’d fuck her, but I’d fuck anything. Sure, she’s good looking enough to get her on TV, even if it is on a network only virgins and nerds watch. Sure, she’s the kind of girl who would be alright to hang out with, you know joking around, pulling pranks, not worried about making a fool of herself, kinda like a stand up comedian and kinda like a dude, but I’ve always liked my girls to be ladylike, if they weren’t the kind of girl passed out in the gutter looking for their next fix. You know, someone who is maternal and ladylike and worries about whether or not their dress fits proper or if they are getting fat. Who watches girl TV shows and who likes kittens and other girlie shit and who is someone I can’t imagine even takes a shit. I find nothing attractive about a girl who talks about shitting, who farts when watching sports, or who makes a mockery of being a chick. God gave you a vagina, so you don’t have to go break boundaries by changing tires, or doing action sports, just fucking learn how to cook like a good fucking girl.

That said, seeing her with her panties in her face remind me of one of her stupid novelty acts, so unless she’s pulling these fucking things off her clammy fucking cunt, or inserting them inside her, like those weird porns, she should save the panty sniffing to the perverts like me creeping at the laundromats.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|Panties