I was told this is an ad for Diesel, the constantly cutting edge company and by cutting edge I mean rip off artists. A while back they ripped off that SFW porn shit and made it live action and this is their follow-up video of a weird lookin’ dude and a girl simulating sex on a horse. I don’t know about you, but when I think about sex and horses, there are no girls around to get in the way and judge how good I am at sticking a massive horse penis in my various orifices, by telling me I am disgusting or cruel, but I guess Diesel’s got a whole different obscure art-fag approach to beastiality. Watch the clip.
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
2009
30
Jan
Lauren Conrad’s Dumpy Ass of the Day
Lauren Conrad’s got a shitty ass and I’m not just saying that because I can tell by the way she is walking that she didn’t wipe properly. I am saying it because it’s true.
Posted in:Ass|Lauren Conrad
2009
30
Jan
Katie Lohmann Birthday Upskirt of the Day
Katie Lohamann is some Playboy chick I don’t give a fuck about who was supposed to be on soem Disney Mickey Mouse club, but her mother rejected the idea forcing her to crave fame for the rest of her youth, until figuring out that the only way into the limelight was by taking off her pants. I am all for that….
I read her Wikipedia entry and figured this was an important piece of information I had to post:
In earlier photos, including her Playmate pictorial, she consistently has a patch of pubic hair above her vulva while the areas next to the labia majora are shaved bald. In later pictorials, such as her fall 2007 Playmate Xtra, and the celebrity photographer photoshoot with Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed, her pubic hair is completely shaved.
Thanks wikipedia.
Here she is celebrating her 29th birthday giving a little panty flash, which is too bad, because I would have rather seen the area above her vulva and the areas next to her labia majora.
BONUS – A Serious Fucking Monster Crawled Out of Her Cage Just to Attend This Special Event…
Posted in:Katie Lohmann|Upskirt
2009
30
Jan
Jennifer Hawkins is Staying Fit of the Day
This is some Miss Universe or Miss Universe contestant or something that gives her some ego and stamp of importance making her a shitty fuck, out on a walk in e Australia and I figured I’d post it because I am an advocator of chicks staying fit. Sure, I’m a fat fuck, but I don’t need my looks to get ahead because I don’t really care to get ahead. I’ve embraced my life in this rut that I will never get out of, I have come to terms with having a pretty horrible existence and a disgusting life and the only thing that really helps me get through it is high sugar foods. Some may say I emotionally eat, but I like to think that’s only something girls do, and I’m all fucking man. It’s a double standard that makes chicks like this, so it’s one I’d like to keep alive.
Remember if you are a fat piece of shit like me, all you have to do is make a lot of money and the bitches will come swooning, sure I don’t know that from experience, because making money takes too much effort and I’ve embraced my horrible life and let it fuel me, but I do know you don’t need to be fucking fit to make it happen, because girls are whores.
Posted in:Fit|Jennifer Hawkins
2009
30
Jan
Amanda Bynes Brings Her Legs Out to Party of the Day
I like a good set of legs. Sure it’s not a requirement when it comes to fucking, I mean vagina always been the only requirement and even that I’ve been pretty flexible about depending on how drunk or desperate I was. I am not coming out saying that I am a fag, but I am not denying that there were those years in college when you might have called me one and beat me up had you seen me walking down an alley in my mini skirt offering you blowjobs. A girls’ gotta make a living.
I am lying, I never went to college, I just went off on some weird tangent trying to prove that although my wife’s got fat legs that make me sick to look at, doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a girl who shows off her legs every chance she gets, because they are her only asset and that’s all I’ll say about this.
Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs
2009
30
Jan
Olivia Munn and Her Panties of the Day
Guys find Olivia Munn hot. I find her annoying. Sure, I’d fuck her, but I’d fuck anything. Sure, she’s good looking enough to get her on TV, even if it is on a network only virgins and nerds watch. Sure, she’s the kind of girl who would be alright to hang out with, you know joking around, pulling pranks, not worried about making a fool of herself, kinda like a stand up comedian and kinda like a dude, but I’ve always liked my girls to be ladylike, if they weren’t the kind of girl passed out in the gutter looking for their next fix. You know, someone who is maternal and ladylike and worries about whether or not their dress fits proper or if they are getting fat. Who watches girl TV shows and who likes kittens and other girlie shit and who is someone I can’t imagine even takes a shit. I find nothing attractive about a girl who talks about shitting, who farts when watching sports, or who makes a mockery of being a chick. God gave you a vagina, so you don’t have to go break boundaries by changing tires, or doing action sports, just fucking learn how to cook like a good fucking girl.
That said, seeing her with her panties in her face remind me of one of her stupid novelty acts, so unless she’s pulling these fucking things off her clammy fucking cunt, or inserting them inside her, like those weird porns, she should save the panty sniffing to the perverts like me creeping at the laundromats.
Posted in:Olivia Munn|Panties
2009
30
Jan
Kanye Wests’ Word of Wisdom of the Day
I somehow managed to get on Kanye’s email list. I guess he sends shit out to various blogs to get some more exposure as part of his marketing strategy. He makes it look like he’s personalizing the shit, which makes us feel really important so we post it.
The truth is that I don’t really care either way. In fact, part of me hates everything about Kanye West and the other part of me really doesn’t give a fuck either way. I get he’s an ego, it’s an act, he’s insecure, his mother died for his sins and all that shit, but when I get emails like this, I can’t help but post them, because they are the kind of wisdom I feel we’re all lacking in our lives and by wisdom, I mean insanity. On a side note, I like how it’s all in caps lock, shit alienated me so much I only got through the first couple lines but liked where he writes thanks Paris because a genius loves company or some other ridiculous thing.
Subject: LAST DAY IN PARIS!
“THIS IS MY LAST DAY IN PARIS AND IT’S BEEN CRAZY. I’VE MET SO MANY DOPE PEOPLE. I FEEL SO INSPIRED BY THE TRIP… I’VE BEEN THINKING OF RAPS, BEATS, CLOTHES, VIDEOS ,STAGE DESIGNS AND PHILOSOPHIES … I ALWAYS FEEL MY BEST WORK IS MY NEXT WORK… I’VE MADE SOME GOOD CHOICES AND SOME MISTAKES… I’VE BEEN LOVED AND HATED…. I’VE BEEN HAILED AND RIDICULED… I’VE BEEN INVITED TO SHOWS AND AS USUAL ASKED NOT TO COME… I’VE BEEN ATTACKED FOR BEING ME… FOR BEING BRIGHT RED IN A GREY WORLD…. I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY… WHEN ENCAPSULATED IN AN IDEA OR BOX LIKE A STAGE OR SHOE DESIGN I CREATE MAGIC… WHEN LEFT FREE SOMETIMES I BURN THINGS… IT’S THE NATURE OF A TRUE ARTIST… I AM NOT PERFECT AND I WILL NEVER BE WHAT I WAS TAUGHT MY WHOLE LIFE AND THAT WAS TO BE “CHRIST LIKE”… I’M FINE WITH JUST BEING THE BEST ME! I ACCEPT AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY MISTAKES AND LEARN FROM THEM. I WILL NEVER ATTACK NEGATIVE PEOPLE AND THEIR ENERGY…I FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY DON’T THINK FOR THEMSELVES BUT MERELY BASE THEIR OPINIONS ON WHAT THEY WERE TAUGHT. LIFE IS A GAME! IF EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS DOING WHEN I WAS DOING IT THERE WOULD BE NO CHALLENGE THEREFORE NO GAME. IT IS THE CRACK IN THE WALL THAT ALLOWS LIGHT TO SHINE THROUGH… SOOO THANK YOU SENSATIONAL NEWS REPORTERS … THANK YOU GOSSIP SITES… THANK YOU BARBER SHOPS… THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO THRIVES ON THE DOWNFALL OF OTHERS FOR I WILL NOT FALL!!! YOUR PESSIMISM IS MY POWER… YOUR PRESUMPTIONS LEAD TO MY REDEMPTIONS … I DON’T LIKE THE OBVIOUS… I LIKE THE TENSION… I LIVE FOR THE FIGHT… I AM A SOLDIER OF FREE THOUGHT IN A CLOSED MINDED WORLD AND I AM READY FOR WAR… I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING SO I AM FEARLESS … YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHO YOU’RE UP AGAINST… I WILL SPARK A GENERATION OF THINKERS WHO WILL QUESTION TRADITIONAL THOUGHT UNTIL THEY FIND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME SOMEONE TO PROVE WRONG AS I HAVE DONE FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE… YOU FEEL THE WORLD WILL NEVER CHANGE.. YOU FEEL MISERY IS THE ONLY COMPANY… AND I AM HERE TO PROVE YOU ALL WRONG… (I’LL GIVE THE SECRET TO MY DEMISE FOR ALL THAT WISH I WOULD JUST DROP DEAD…. ACCEPTANCE!!… IF YOU COULD FINISH MY SENTENCES THERE WOULD BE NO REASON TO START THEM. ) THANK YOU PARIS ONCE AGAIN FOR ALLOWING ME ACCESS TO THE GREATEST ARTISTS AND DESIGNERS THIS EARTH HAS TO OFFER… THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION BECAUSE GENIUS LOVES COMPANY”
Let’s hope he keeps me on this crazy email list. It feels like group therapy with a self absorbed prick who preaches his crazy theories and over analyzed ideas and I find that fun. Next time I promise to read the whole thing.
Posted in:Kanye West|Words of Wisdom
2009
30
Jan
Ali Lohan’s Inappropriate Photoshoot of the Day
Here are some pictures of Ali Lohan doing a photoshoot. I am not going to lie, I am a little torn because of these, sure I deem them totally inappropriate, as her dress is sheer and her titties are busting out, because getting off to pictures of 15 year olds in pictures is a crime and sexualizing a 15 year old should be a crime, but no one can control your dirty thoughts, so you should probably just keep it to yourself and not tell the world the things you’ve done to yourself thinking about hot summer days spent at the Dairy Queen or the public pool.
The reason I am torn is because it is perfectly legal to bang 14 year olds in Canada, so if let’s say Little Lohan looked 15 and not 40 and was hot and not a haggard, busted up and broken down faced monster, and these pictures turned me on I could go find my own Local Little Lohan, put her in this little outfit, have her dance around the room a little, before teaching me what she learned watching Gossip Girl, but the second I bust out a camera, I get arrested and that doesn’t seem fair, it’s like make it all legal, or make it all illegal, but not being able to document you sexual conquests should is the fucking crime here.
Point being, I am not down with 15 year olds, they just aren’t experienced enough to bring the slutty, and if they are slutty, it’s all an act. I figure let the teenage boys premature ejaculate for them and I’ll take em over at 18. Unfortunately, that never happens, but I can pretend it does, this is the internet.
Dina Lohan doesn’t think the same way as me. She wants people jerking off to her daughter, because she knows sex sells. I mean her vagina is the only reason she’s ever accomplished anything in her life, from free coke to her daughters’ careers, and that should be fucking criminal, because I remember when I tried to sell my stepdaughter to the neighbor when she was 16, my wife threatened to get me put the fuck away, but the second you get off the street and on the screen, shit’s totally accepted. Injustice.
Point being, Dina Lohan needs to rethink her parenting strategies, not that she’s a parent in anyway or has ever been one. She’s always been someone using her kids to give her the glamor she’s never been able to get for herself, no matter how many blowjobs she gave, it was just failed dreams.
So in her jealous rage towards Miley’s success, while thinking her Ali deserves that fame, and because Miley got all that press for her whore pictures, she goes ahead and coordinates this photoshoot, hoping for results. Unfortunately, Ali Lohan will never be a Miley, because her sister ruined all chances of her doing anything in life that isn’t porn and this is just a preview of what’s to come.
By the looks of these pictures, she’ll be alright going down that porn route and I mean she’s already got a head start on other future pornstars, since her mom’s been prostituting her all her life. Sure other pornstars-to-be may have the advantage since they are at home being molested/ raped / trained in their trailers by their dads, but Ali Lohan’s already comfortable in front of a camera….and that will probably go a long way. I also hear she’s a triple threat, but haven’t quite figured out what that means….
Here are those pictures….
Posted in:Ali Lohan|Photoshoot|Porn
2009
30
Jan
Lohan and Ronson’s Myspace Ad Predicts the Future of the Day
I was checking the obits today to see if anyone I know has passed on. I do it every couple of days, not because I plan on going to funerals, but because I just like knowing, especially when they are dudes I used to run around and get drunk and high with, because it reminds me that I’m next so I might as well update the site because it may all end soon.
Anyway, I get to the site and guess who is lookin’ back at me, fucking Lohan and Ronson advertising Myspace. Sure the whole thing was totally inappropriate, but I mean what kind of ads can you really run along a person’s death notice? But I just imagined kids logging on there to read the notes people are leaving their dead parent or sibling who died from childhood cancer, eyes filled with tears, ripped from the inside out with emotion, only to experience this journey with this lesbian fucking duo and I was offended.
Until I realized that it’s some weird psychic shit, that brings up so many questions. Is it their relationship that is about to die or is dead, is it because Lohan’s career is dead, or is it just a preview of what’s to come when Lindsay finally kills herself because dying will bring the notoriety she’s always wanted and her multiple personality/manic depression, her drug use and her starvation, will get the best, and that’s when I realized why the run such inappropriate ads, it’s to give the people hurting hope, hope of a brighter day to come and new beginnings, a hope of life going on without that loved one, a life without Lohan polluting it.
Posted in:Ali Lohan|death|Lindsay Lohan|Sam Ronson|Slut
2009
30
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Some dude was mad I posted the kitties as shark bait video, like I fucking produced the shit, or actually went to the local SPCA and fucking adopted 10 kittens just for that purpose, when everyone knows if you’re going to kill a cat, make it your cunt neighbor’s because he loves it so much while you hate him so much….he told me something along the lines that I should be used for bait. So I suggested we use my wife’s miscarriage she keeps in a jar in her panty drawer because she just can’t bring herself to flush it as it reminds her of what could have been before her shitty reproductive organs ripped those dreams out of her and all over the bathroom floor. He never responded. Asshole.
Here are some links to get you through the night….
Having The Right Type of Women Makes Life With Living
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Mickey Rourke’s Bark is Worse Than His Bite
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This Vintage NES Commercial is Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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Elisha Cuthbert HOT Photoshoot for Complex
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Guy LaFleur Will Rock Youre World
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Alessandra Ambrosia Can Seriously Do No Wrong Except for that Whole Pregnancy Thing…
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Scarlett Johansson Did Another Horrible Cover of a Song
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Amy Winehouse Playing Scrabble with a Fat Manager Topless
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Moo and Oink Want To Share Their Meat With You
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Hot Chicks Covered in WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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Striptease of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Are Fucking Huge
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Get Sex The Easiest Way I Know of, Other Than Rape
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Elle is All Natural
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Well At Least Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Look Quite As Fat Here
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Brooke Sheilds is Lookin’ Rough
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The Amii Grove TOpless Video Collection
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This is Wrong, Just Wrong
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Dita Von Tease Does one of Her Boring Ass Shows At the Crazy Horse in France
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Brooke Burke Hotness
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Because You Can’t Stay a Virgin Forever
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Karina is Oh So Sexy
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Get is Together, Baby
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Lexi Belle is Looking Lovely
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Doutzen Kroes is Wearing a See Through Bra
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Shyla Takes a Shower
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Paris Hilton Defends Her Own Stupidity
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I’m Sorry But a Toddler Breaking His Nose is Fucking Funny
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More Porn Than Your Wang Can Handle
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Nadine Coyle Brings the Bikini On
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A Web Cam Show Always Makes Me Smile
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Lohan’s Dad is Runing His Fucking Mouth Again
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Ana Beatriz Brings the Sex in Vogue
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Alana Emblan Will Be Youre Cheerleader Fantasy
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Start Stopping Snitching.
Wait, What?
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It’s GUN O’Clock in Japan
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Who Wants to Get Shitfaced?
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Luci and Her Mustang Go VROOOOOM
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Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini And Wet
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PLEASE FUCKING DIE!
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Relive the 80’s
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Facebook Could Have Prevented These Murders…Instead…They Just Cashed in On Them
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20 Boob Demotivational Posters
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Some Chick Named Nectar Rose Topless and In Her Panties in a Movie.
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Sasha Grey in Some PG Porn That Sucks
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Charlize Theron in Some White Lingerie From a Movie
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Courtney Love Looks Like She’d Give an Affordable Blow Job
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What’s Better – Winehouse Topless in Water or Topless on Land
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The Worst Celebs Turning to Music Because they Have Egos and Think They Can Do Anything and Succeed Moments
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49 Slutty Real Girls and I am Not Talking About the Dolls…I’m Talking About Real Fucking Girls…
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Some Dude Playing Some Amazing Song On the Guitar With a Spoon
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Some Hot Webcam Whore Dance
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Some Amateur Posing Naked
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The Queefing Beauty
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Trashy Bikini Clad Girls Who Won’t Fuck You Unless You’re in Ed Hardy Drinking Grey Goose….
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Some FInger FUcking Gone Seriously Bad in this Weird Fucking Video
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Some Hot Chick Seriously Fisting Herself Like She was Ronson on Lohan
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Cheat at Poker
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BONUS!!!
What Better Way Are You Spending Your Time These Days?
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Here’s a video of some crazed Army Guy who tried to Cut Out his ex’s Breast Implants…because he paid for them…Sounds Rational…
Posted in:stepLINKS