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2008

26

Dec

Weirdest Ass Video of the Day

Here’s some act called the Teriyaki Boyz featuring Pharrell and Chris Brown. It’s on some Hipster rap kick but I had no choice but to post it because the video is all about the ass and it probably to weirdest ass music video I’ve ever seen because these fools are from Japan and everything in Japan is next level weird. I mean sure I’ve seen some other weird ass videos, like foreign object insertion, or double dick anal, or even that 1 guy 1 cup shit where his cup exploded in his ass and blood started pouring out, but that kind of shit won’t be played on MTV, even if it’s more interesting than anything that happens on The Hills, but this video will so I’ll stop writing and just post this weirdness…I haven’t worked in a couple of days so it’s going to take me a little while to get into it…stick around because I am sure magic will happen eventually.

Posted in:Ass Video

2008

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t done a post in a couple of days, that’s pretty negligent of me. I know that I blame my wife for ruining my life, so I’ll just have to blame her for ruining my site, because I was carted to hell and back on the worst bus ride of my life, next to some kid who shit himself the first 15 minutes of the 25 hour ride, and who’s mother didn’t bother cleaning up the entire ride because it’s fucking Christmas and I guess she thought it was his gift to us or some shit.

The bad news was that I was sure my wife would have had a massive stroke at Christmas dinner last night, because she was grazing like a fucking cow, and when the dessert tray hit, I watched in anticipation, knowing that a human’s body shuts down after one too many Chrismas cookies or pieces of pie, but nothing happened, then I realized that maybe there is a Santa Claus, since if she had a stroke I’d be forced to fucking push her around in a wheel chair and that would be a whole other hell that I am not willing to live right now….

Here are some links…click them if you’re not buying electronics at the Boxing Day sales like all those other idiots are….

Eartha Kitt is Better Than Jesus
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Bikini Recap 2008
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More Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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Now From the Arkham Asylum
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Bikini Wrestle
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Girl on Girl is People Helping People In More Ways Than You Realize
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T&A Party 5!!
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Say What?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Best of the Best
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini, Because She Almost Sued Me
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Jennifer Aniston is Pathetic
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CHRISTmas Whore Off
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Who Knew That Homo From Twilight Had Such a Hot Bitch For a Girlfriend?
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Kanya West Sucks. Sorry Asshole
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Rebbeca is Festive
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A Very Lohan Christmas
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Babe Skates in a Thong
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Ski Jump Fail
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Mika Bodana is Wet and Wild
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Muscial Boobs!
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Random, Random, Random
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Because I Know You Are Fucking Loser Who is Alone Today
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Batman is Not Please With Robin
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Everyone Hates Speidi
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Jenna Haze is Lovely
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More Kendra Winkinson
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christmas Light Overboard
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Jodie Marsh Celebrates Her Birthday in Style and By in Style, I Mean Like a Whore
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I Miss The Crazy Britney
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Charlotte Marshall is Lovely
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Tattoos Make Christmas Better
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Hannah Hilton is Amazing
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Jesus Take the Wheel
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Jingle Bells Collab!!
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More Mexican Shit
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Jessica Burciaga
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Real World Into Toyland
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A Couple Girls Exploring Their Sexuality While Drunk…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

25

Dec

More stepLINKS of the Day

Since I am a pretty shitty planner, I didn’t bother doing anything clever for Christmas, I’ve been stuck doing this family shit, with people who aren’t even my family. I have a feeling we ate the families pet dog that happened to go missing earlier in the afternoon, and it was delicious. I guess just a small price to pay to make this Christmas a joyous one, especially since they found him on the side of the highway a couple of years ago. The good news, no gift exchange. The bad news, I am stuck here a couple more days and there’s no hot pussy and no legit booze, just this outhouse chemical toilet water. I am sure when I come to, or die, I’ll have more to say, in the mean time, how about a some more links…because I haven’t checked my email in 5 days and I am not about to get postin’ now…I am not a miracle worker, despite what I tell girls to get them in bed….

Merry Christmas….

DJ AM is Gonna Sue, Because He Doesn’t Have Enough Money Already
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Nicola McLean is My New Obsession
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Kendra Wilkinson Was the Only Bangable Girl Next Door
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The Nine Hottest Dutch Women
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Behind the Scenes of YES MAN
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Regina Moon is Naked
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Find Some Christmas Porn
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Famous People Fall
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Stepanie Seymour Gets Her Bathing Suit On
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Liz Hurley Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Could Draw a Better Pic of Gayken That That
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Michael Jackson’s New House is Modest
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Who the Fuck Would Pay $200 for This Piece of Shit?
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Find a Christmas Present to Fuck
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Helium Jeans!!!
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Mimi Goes to Aspen
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Juliana Martins is Gorgeous
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Now That’s How You Wish Someone a Merry Christmas
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Ass Shakedown
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Baby Bowls a Strike
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Victoria Valmer Brings Season’s Greetings
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Alright, Alright, Here’s a Little Christmas Cheer
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And Here’s Your Ideal Partner
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YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY!!!
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Because Sluts Really Are the Best Christmas Present
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How Far Can You Launch Santa
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10 Best Clips of 2008
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Get Sex on Christmas
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Alec and Tina Are Fighting
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Vacation Fun
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Marisa Tomei is Still Smokin
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Alessandr Ambrosio Throwback
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Emily Scott is Topless
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A Very Busty Christmas
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All I Want For Christmas
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Fuck With Those Assholes Who Send Junkmail
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Ronson and Lohan Are Fighting Again
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Bill O’Reilly Meltdown
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Sex With a Geo Metro
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Some Christmas Bra Fake Titties…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just stuck on a bus heading north for the last 25 hours in a snowstorm to visit my wife’s shitty family for the Holidays. They are trashier and live in deeper poverty than I do, which is almost impossible, but I figure when you move 12 hours into the wilderness of hell to build a shitty shanty that is heated by a fireplace and that barely has running water, you’re worse off than me. Luckily, their neighbor is a sex offender and has wifi and that’s why I can finally post yesterdays links.

Here they are….if I never come back it’s because I’ve been raped, murdered and buried where no one can find me….Merry Christmas…I am sure no one is reading this, except maybe the Jewish guy who reads the site…but at least I am posting them….

Paris Hilton Spent $200 000 on the Ugliest Piece of Shit Ever
Actually, a Piece of Shit is Better Looking Than This Thing
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Who Knew Jessica Alba Would Get So Disgusting So Fast
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Maria Sharapova Camel Toe Throwback
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Morgan Freeman is the Unoffical 6th Member of the Bare Naked Ladies
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Holly Madison’s Best Tit Moments
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Holly is a Hottie
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How to Score At Your Company Christmas Party
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El Presidente Needs a Pick Me Up
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Remember Dolph Lundgren? Well His Wife is Topless
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Goldie Hawn Pokies Throwback
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Because We Can’t forget About Ourselves Around the Holidays
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Here’s Beyonce Looking Stupid in her New Music Video
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Shauna Sand Whores It Up With Her Kids, Cause She is Classy Like That
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Can I Be Britney’s Dad for a Day?
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Alright, I Admit it, I Regret Never Learning How to Skateboard
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So Long Puppy Cam
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There’s Something Gifts Santa Just Can’t Bring Down the Chimey
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Catalina Explains the Internet
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Brazlian Ass Showdown
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Hockey Zamboni Fail
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Abbey Brookes is a Swinger
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Drunk Versus Fence
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Jaclyn Case is Nekkid
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Because Sometimes The Best Presents Are the Ones You Get Yourself
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Underwear Tattoo, Really?
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Okay Maybe Michael Jackson Isn’t Dying Afterall
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Denise Reichards is an Idiot, but She Looks Pretty Good in a Bikini
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Because No One Wants to Spend the Holidays Alone
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Sweet Fish
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Nothing Wrong With Girls Gone Wild
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Kate Beckinsale Looks Hot No Matter What
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The Pussycat Dolls Have Completed Their Transformation into Sex Workers
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British Bitches Go Topless
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Awesome Torrent Site For All You Geeks Out There
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More Kate Beckinsale Sexiness
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Pam Anderson Channels Her Inner Zoolander
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Pole Dance Like a Pro
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Danielle Lloyd Says Seasons Greetings
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Is Christina Milian Relevant At All?
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White Trash Sluts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

23

Dec

Vida Guerra’s Ass in a Photoshoot Video of the Day

People love VIda Guerra’s crazy fat ass, so when I came across this photoshoot video, I figured I’d post it because I am too lazy to sit on the computer all day when everyone else I know is on fucking vacation already, even if that laziness gives me a booty like this that I can turn around and cash the fuck in on, I mean if the world wasn’t such a sexist fucking place, where men can’t get away with just being a half naked whore, and not actually offering anything to the world, or actually working, because being something guys want to fuck means there will always be enough cash flowin’ in.

So all you feminist cunts can go fuck yourself about equal pay and shit, because you have it easy, at least you could have had it easy if you weren’t a mechanic lookin, jean and flannel wearing, shaved head bull dyke that no one wants to fuck…you know the reason why you make such a big deal about sexualization of women in the media is because you’re fucking jealous that you were forced into lesbianism and real work for a fraction of the pay because guys didn’t want you naked….right….maybe you should focus on something you understand, like oil changes.

Either way, watch the ass in action, it’s one of the modern world’s great mysteries….

Posted in:Ass|Vida Guerra

2008

23

Dec

Heidi Montag’s Titty Christmas Kiss of the Day

Here’s Heidi’s fake tits, to match her fake hair at her fake Finale party, with her fake husband that she has been fake dating for the last few years in her fake life. The only thing real in all this is that the dress is probably designer, and not a fake imitation, because it turns out the public like lies and lies make people very fucking rich.

That’s not to say it’s a nice dress, I don’t know this fashion shit, but this is Heidi Montag, so I can only assume it is some tacky trashy stripper shit you’d find at a sex shop, but it is to say that all this combined makes this bitch a lot smarter than you and me and that’s pretty fucking depressing.

Posted in:Fake Tits|Heidi Montag|Kissing

2008

23

Dec

Gisele is Riding a Snowbike of the Day

I don’t really like Gisele that much, she looks like a man, and there’s nothing about her that gets me going. I am actually convinced she’s just one of those tranny Brazilian chicks, who isn’t the gay kind of Tranny who takes it up the ass or sucks dick, but the straight kind of tranny who uses his dick to fuck straight girls while they suck his fake tits, and that one day this Gisele bitch will get caught shaving her beard, getting hormore therapy, or even appear on the sex change list or in Tranny porn, because I’ve never seen her pussy, and until I do, she’s all balls to me.

I know some people like her and I figure there’s no better way to celebrate her this Christmas than to post a picture of her riding something that you can use photoshop to turn into you. It’ll make jerking off to her more believable, even though you deal with the cold dark truth that it’s not real everyday, but think of it as a DIY gift from me to you this joyous holiday season…..

Posted in:Gisele|Riding|Snowbike

2008

23

Dec

Pussycat Dolls Doing a Wholesome Christmas Performance for the Kids of the Day

The Pussycat Dolls brought in the Christmas cheer, by dressing up in latex and corsets and showing off their tits and asses as they danced around simulating sex. Sure that may not being a conventional Christmas for you, but you’re probably the kind of motherfucker who goes home for the holidays to re-connect with family and friends and relive your beautiful little picture perfect childhood, and not the kind of guy who goes to the strip club for lap dances, because without the strippers in your life, you’ve got no one else, because you are all alone and no one called you to invite you to spend the holidays with them and you have no choice but to go the only place you know someone will badly pretend to like you and not your wallet so that you can sit down with them for a nice Turkey Dinner and gift exchange for 10 dollars a dance in the booth, with contact. Tis the fuckin’ season for suicide… ya know.

Posted in:Christmas|Latex|Performance|Pussycat Dolls

2008

23

Dec

Amy Winehouse Dancing Topless of the Day

Everyone calls Amy Winehouse a drug addict and make it out to be this bad thing, but all I see is a girl who likes to have a good time. I mean other than the fact that she looks like she belongs in the fuckin’ zoo, or the morgue, or the fact that she probably smells like fucking rotting fish, cheese and feces, or she’s got no teeth, she’s seems like a lot of fun to hang out with. She is always down to dress up for halloween, get fucked up, dance around and take off her fucking clothes. I know my life would be substantially better if I had a Winehouse to hang out with and here she is dancing on her balcony topless like a girl who just wants to have fun….or someone who has done a few too many drugs and doesn’t realize the difference between right and wrong….but no matter what it is, she looks like the kind of girl who would not be uptight about anal, mainly because she would be convlusing in the corner in a puddle of piss and puke and that’s good enough for me. I’m easy.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Dancing|Topless

2008

23

Dec

Audrina’s New Boyfriend Looks Like Your Only Girlfirend….of the Day

So the Hills had some Season Finale party that I am sure a lot of people are hoping is the series finale party, because we’ve finally caught onto their scam that their reality isn’t really reality at all and Audrina showed up, trying to be the fucking comedian of the night, by bring this “man pillow” I’ve seen advertised on the internet from Japan to make lonely girls feel like they are being cuddled at night, as her date. I can only assume this ties into the show somehow, like Audrina’s been looped into some relationship scandal and since she’s not clever to come up with something like this on her own, the good people at MTV wrote it into the “going to the season finale party” script and none of it really matters because it doesn’t make me laugh.

If anything it depresses me and makes me think of all those guys out there who can’t get pussy and are saving up for a Real Doll but can only afford the torso, turning them into weirdo’s who can’t get off to actual girls with heads and limbs and takes them down a very dark path because the 1500 dollar torso is way more affordable than the 6000 dollar full body doll.

So Audrina’s shitty comedy is another man’s shitty reality, but the good news is that it’s only natural for her to date a lifeless inanimate thing, even if he’s just 25% of a body, because she’s a fucking lifeless robot and I hear their conversation isn’t all that different than what you’ve seen of her on the show and here are her pics.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|cleavage|sex doll|Tits