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2008

10

Dec

Hilary Duff is a Titty Cutter of the Day

Hilary Duff is speaking my language….there’s nothing sexier than a blade to a perky young tit…at least that’s what this hockey player once told me when I was working for a cleaning company that happened to have the contract for the Montreal Canadiens changing room and where I’d happen to hear conversations these fucking guys would have about how they mistreat women, they’d go off about gangbangs on the road, and this one dude would only fuck the girls he was cheating on his wife with up the ass because that didn’t count as cheating, and another dude would talk about sucking his cum out of some groupy’s pussy, and the shit just got weirder and weirder, and was borderline rapist and abusive shit, like I am talking a serious boys club who treat whores like whores and last time I checked, Hilary Duff was dating a hockey player so if you’re wondering what happened to her tit….you should see her pussy. Turns out skates don’t make good dildos.

Posted in:cleavage|Cut|Hilary Duff

2008

10

Dec

Katy Perry is a Media Whore of the Day

In my state of near death, I have been really trying to figure out how the world works and why people like Katy Perry have a career and make all kinds of money while having the world watch them like they are interesting. Her songs are obnoxious and rape me, but maybe I am the only one that feels that way. When I see her perform, I am disgusted by her body and her face, but when someone asks me what is ugly about her, I don’t really have an answer, because I can’t just say her nose, or her middle-aged motherly guy, I just am turned off by the whole fucking package.

Then I get sent in this video of her hanging with Perez Hilton and I realize the key to her success is sucking up to the right people. Now I am not saying Perez Hilton is the right person, but if she takes the time to spend time with him, making him feel like he’s relevant, despite just being a blogger and I don’t care how many millions of dollars he makes, he’s still just a fucking blogger and he knows he’s just a fucking blogger who happened to get lucky and I will never attribute his success to talent or vision, but timing and hours of work put into his pink haired world….but that’s not the point…the point is that Katy Perry befriends the blogger who has a site that reaches the most 14 year old girls out there and that means he will promote everything and anything she does….and that is step one to having a third hit, another album and a few years in the spotlight, despite being boring, talentless and all part of being a fake piece of shit whore….

The good news is that here’s her boyfriend’s song about cheating on her….because it’s nice knowing even he knows she’s not worth turning down other pussy for….sure his song may not be true to life…but it’s nice to think her personal life is a mess….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Media Whore

2008

10

Dec

Khloe Kardashian for PETA of the Day

PETA is all about the shock value to get their message of being kind to animals across, they really push the limits, so I wasn’t surprised when I saw these pictures of naked Kardashian beast in their ads, I mean she is the closest human I can think of to an animal, but it was a little disappointing, because the pictures of slaughtered animals are easier to jerk off to, not because I am a disturbed person, but because a naked Khloe Kardashian forces me to make these unethical choices….so I’m gonna go turn my wife’s dog into a pair of mittens by doing an old native ritual I was taught back in my gas huffing days, and it’s all PETA’s fault….

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Naked|PETA

2008

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I know you don’t give a fuck about me, or the fact that my ass is pissing, and that my farts are 8 minutes long, because if I was you, I wouldn’t care either. I’d actually find it disgusting and ask you why the fuck you were telling me about that shit. Maybe you’ll be happy to know that today the Bold and the Beautiful was spent in the mogue, because one of the younger characters died, which is soap opera code for got a new fucking job and they had to write her off the fuckin’ show, but the good news is, like all soap opera stars who get cocky and think they can make it in the mainstream, she’ll be back when the mortgage payment needs to be made….I only have the TV for one more day, so I better get this stomach flu I call liver failure out of my fucking system, it’s fucking up

Here’s some links from around the internet from sites that aren’t sick. Assholes.

Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like Sam Ronson in Her Lesbian Boots and Lesbian Smurf Hat and Lesbian Ripped Jeans….Sucking Her Lesbian Finger….Lesbian…
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Alien Prank Goes Bad
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Holly Madison is Average At Best
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Megan Fox Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
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Alyssa Milano See Through Thong Throwback
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Melisa is Worth Checking Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now That’s What I Call a Recovery
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Tila Tequila’s Tits Best Moments Of 2008
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Jessica Biel Is Actually Looking Alright For Once
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Star Wars Accapella, You Fucking Nerd
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Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Other
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I Need More Amanda Bynes
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Ugly and Her Music Sucks
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Jay Leno And His Chin Are Staying Put For Now
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There’s Nothing Like the Holidays
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Sells Leggings and Acts Crazy at Nordstrom
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What’s In the Bag?
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Sled Jump/Head Smash
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How About a Walrus Playing the Saxaphone?
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Christina Ricci is Pinching Her Nipples
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Tom Cruise Gives the Spencer Pratt Marriage Advice in The Weirdest Video of the Day
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A Wunder Boner Will Make Your Day Better
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Sybilla is One Gift You Will Def Want to Unwrap On Christmas
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Because Two Girls Are Better Than One
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Well Now We See Which Side of the Family Britney Inhertited CRAZY From
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Marc Ruffalo’s Wife/GF is a Smokin’ Hot. Oh, and His Brother Also Got Murdered
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Striptease of the Day
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So THAT’S What Happens After an F-18 Crashes
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And This is What Happens What You Light Yourself on Fire
You Know, In Case You Weren’t Sure
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Those Are Some Serious Titties….
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Some Token Kodak Moments
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Angelique Boyer is a Mexican Actress os Some Shit
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Destiny Makes Post It Notes Amazing
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Alright Let’s Settles This Once and For All
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If Tyra Banks is Among the Smartest People On TV, I Am Sober, and You Are Not a Virgin
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Suzanne Stokes Brings Some Holiday Cheer
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As Much As I Hate to Admit It, Kid Rock Has a Point
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Breathing Fire on the Mexican Border For Change is Better Than Sucking Cocks in a Brothel
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In Case You Missed It, Here is 1 Guy, 1 Cup
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Some Cute Teen Getting Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Get Yourself a Teen Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Some Montreal Slut I’ve Never Met…Giving me the Sex Eyes…I Have That Affect on Women When I am Lookin’ At Pictures of Them Like The Creep That I Am….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

09

Dec

Marisa Tomei is Naked in The Wrestler of the Day


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Marisa Tomei plays the stripper girlfriend of washed up wrestler Mickey Rourke in a movie called The Wrestler. As a stripper she gets naked, as the girlfriend of Mickey Rourke she commits suicide. I don’t know if that’s the actual storyline, but I do know that her 44 year old body was pretty pissed off on set when Mickey Rourke’s face ate all the Botox.

These screencaps do nothing for me, but I think that’s just because I smell and I feel like shit, or maybe it’s because she’s old, she’s done and these are shitty quality. Whenever I am sick, I have trouble figuring these things out.

Posted in:Marisa Tomei|The Wrestler

2008

09

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Rubber Pants to Match Her Rubber Tits of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Spirit like throwing some Christmas themed event and booking the Pussycat Dolls to perfom in their PVC outfits that you wouldn’t see at a fucking strip club, mainly because strippers can’t afford these expensive constumes, but also because the shit is a pain in the ass to peel off and the only thing it’s really good for is festering some interesting rancid smells from a sweaty pussy in a fabric that doesn’t breathe, and I know that’s been on the top of my Christmas list for years, tis the fucking season…..

Posted in:Latex|Nicole Scherzinger|PVC|Tits

2008

09

Dec

Russell Simmons’ New Pussy On the Beach of the Day

Russel Simmons manages to bring his very rich adult lisp to the beach on the regular and he always seems to be doing it with decent lookin’ pussy. Now I don’t know who this bitch is, mainly because girls in bikinis don’t have names, especially when they are brown, don’t hate me, hate the system, but I do know that Simmons is doing a good job making up for not getting laid in his youth, before he became some hip hop mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars, when he was the awkward balding guy who sounded like a cartoon character whenever he spoke, but who didn’t have enough money to make a girl forget about those deal breakers like he does now, and I guess that’s all part of the American Dream…..

Posted in:Beach|Pussy|Russell Simmons

2008

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr Does a Photoshoot for Some French Fashion Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr did some photoshoot for some fashion magazine from France that I am sure none of you have a yearly subscription to, so I figured I’d post some of the pictures from her spread, because as you all know, the French are sluts and have anal sex on the first date and that kind of passion comes through in the photography, only they trick the models into thinking they are part of this greater artistic vision, which is along the same lines of what I had to do the time I convinced a French slut to have anal on the first date, if you consider throwing 50 dollars her way art…..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot

2008

09

Dec

Katy Perry Getting Down in the Club to Her Song and A Half Naked Guy…of the Day

I just threw up again, I don’t think it has anything to do with watching Katy Perry drunk at some club, doing a little show grinding up against some half naked guy because when the club found out she was there, they figured they might as well make a mockery out of her, because that’s pretty much all she’s good for, at least that’s what her record label says, but for some reason the public eat it up….like you know the people in the crowd are cumming themselves knowing that they are partying that close to Katy Perry, the girl from TV and that they are getting their own private performance because they are partying that close to Katy Perry and that is why she has a career and that is also why I hate you.

Here are some pictures of her in her slutty Santa Costume climbing out of a banana, which may not make any sense to me, but either does the fact that she’s famous or that guys want to fuck her…..

Posted in:Dancing|Katy Perry

2008

09

Dec

Helen Mirren One Piece Bathing Suit Seductress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Helen Mirren proving that the one piece bathing suits aren’t just for fat insecure 12 year old girls at the public pool, but also work out pretty nicely for menopausal, busty, older actresses. So I guess you’re never too old to cover up that sloppy body while still managing to turn me on. It could be my fever talking but I like to think it’s got more to do with those tits. What I would do to change that diaper….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Helen Mirren|One Piece|Tits