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2008

10

Dec

Khloe Kardashian for PETA of the Day

PETA is all about the shock value to get their message of being kind to animals across, they really push the limits, so I wasn’t surprised when I saw these pictures of naked Kardashian beast in their ads, I mean she is the closest human I can think of to an animal, but it was a little disappointing, because the pictures of slaughtered animals are easier to jerk off to, not because I am a disturbed person, but because a naked Khloe Kardashian forces me to make these unethical choices….so I’m gonna go turn my wife’s dog into a pair of mittens by doing an old native ritual I was taught back in my gas huffing days, and it’s all PETA’s fault….

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Naked|PETA

2008

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I know you don’t give a fuck about me, or the fact that my ass is pissing, and that my farts are 8 minutes long, because if I was you, I wouldn’t care either. I’d actually find it disgusting and ask you why the fuck you were telling me about that shit. Maybe you’ll be happy to know that today the Bold and the Beautiful was spent in the mogue, because one of the younger characters died, which is soap opera code for got a new fucking job and they had to write her off the fuckin’ show, but the good news is, like all soap opera stars who get cocky and think they can make it in the mainstream, she’ll be back when the mortgage payment needs to be made….I only have the TV for one more day, so I better get this stomach flu I call liver failure out of my fucking system, it’s fucking up

Here’s some links from around the internet from sites that aren’t sick. Assholes.

Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like Sam Ronson in Her Lesbian Boots and Lesbian Smurf Hat and Lesbian Ripped Jeans….Sucking Her Lesbian Finger….Lesbian…
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Alien Prank Goes Bad
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Holly Madison is Average At Best
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Megan Fox Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
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Alyssa Milano See Through Thong Throwback
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Melisa is Worth Checking Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now That’s What I Call a Recovery
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Tila Tequila’s Tits Best Moments Of 2008
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Jessica Biel Is Actually Looking Alright For Once
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Star Wars Accapella, You Fucking Nerd
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Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Other
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I Need More Amanda Bynes
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Ugly and Her Music Sucks
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Jay Leno And His Chin Are Staying Put For Now
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There’s Nothing Like the Holidays
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Sells Leggings and Acts Crazy at Nordstrom
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What’s In the Bag?
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Sled Jump/Head Smash
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How About a Walrus Playing the Saxaphone?
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Christina Ricci is Pinching Her Nipples
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Tom Cruise Gives the Spencer Pratt Marriage Advice in The Weirdest Video of the Day
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A Wunder Boner Will Make Your Day Better
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Sybilla is One Gift You Will Def Want to Unwrap On Christmas
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Because Two Girls Are Better Than One
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Well Now We See Which Side of the Family Britney Inhertited CRAZY From
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Marc Ruffalo’s Wife/GF is a Smokin’ Hot. Oh, and His Brother Also Got Murdered
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Striptease of the Day
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So THAT’S What Happens After an F-18 Crashes
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And This is What Happens What You Light Yourself on Fire
You Know, In Case You Weren’t Sure
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Those Are Some Serious Titties….
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Some Token Kodak Moments
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Angelique Boyer is a Mexican Actress os Some Shit
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Destiny Makes Post It Notes Amazing
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Alright Let’s Settles This Once and For All
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If Tyra Banks is Among the Smartest People On TV, I Am Sober, and You Are Not a Virgin
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Suzanne Stokes Brings Some Holiday Cheer
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As Much As I Hate to Admit It, Kid Rock Has a Point
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Breathing Fire on the Mexican Border For Change is Better Than Sucking Cocks in a Brothel
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In Case You Missed It, Here is 1 Guy, 1 Cup
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Some Cute Teen Getting Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Get Yourself a Teen Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Some Montreal Slut I’ve Never Met…Giving me the Sex Eyes…I Have That Affect on Women When I am Lookin’ At Pictures of Them Like The Creep That I Am….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

09

Dec

Marisa Tomei is Naked in The Wrestler of the Day


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Marisa Tomei plays the stripper girlfriend of washed up wrestler Mickey Rourke in a movie called The Wrestler. As a stripper she gets naked, as the girlfriend of Mickey Rourke she commits suicide. I don’t know if that’s the actual storyline, but I do know that her 44 year old body was pretty pissed off on set when Mickey Rourke’s face ate all the Botox.

These screencaps do nothing for me, but I think that’s just because I smell and I feel like shit, or maybe it’s because she’s old, she’s done and these are shitty quality. Whenever I am sick, I have trouble figuring these things out.

Posted in:Marisa Tomei|The Wrestler

2008

09

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Rubber Pants to Match Her Rubber Tits of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Spirit like throwing some Christmas themed event and booking the Pussycat Dolls to perfom in their PVC outfits that you wouldn’t see at a fucking strip club, mainly because strippers can’t afford these expensive constumes, but also because the shit is a pain in the ass to peel off and the only thing it’s really good for is festering some interesting rancid smells from a sweaty pussy in a fabric that doesn’t breathe, and I know that’s been on the top of my Christmas list for years, tis the fucking season…..

Posted in:Latex|Nicole Scherzinger|PVC|Tits

2008

09

Dec

Russell Simmons’ New Pussy On the Beach of the Day

Russel Simmons manages to bring his very rich adult lisp to the beach on the regular and he always seems to be doing it with decent lookin’ pussy. Now I don’t know who this bitch is, mainly because girls in bikinis don’t have names, especially when they are brown, don’t hate me, hate the system, but I do know that Simmons is doing a good job making up for not getting laid in his youth, before he became some hip hop mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars, when he was the awkward balding guy who sounded like a cartoon character whenever he spoke, but who didn’t have enough money to make a girl forget about those deal breakers like he does now, and I guess that’s all part of the American Dream…..

Posted in:Beach|Pussy|Russell Simmons

2008

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr Does a Photoshoot for Some French Fashion Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr did some photoshoot for some fashion magazine from France that I am sure none of you have a yearly subscription to, so I figured I’d post some of the pictures from her spread, because as you all know, the French are sluts and have anal sex on the first date and that kind of passion comes through in the photography, only they trick the models into thinking they are part of this greater artistic vision, which is along the same lines of what I had to do the time I convinced a French slut to have anal on the first date, if you consider throwing 50 dollars her way art…..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot

2008

09

Dec

Katy Perry Getting Down in the Club to Her Song and A Half Naked Guy…of the Day

I just threw up again, I don’t think it has anything to do with watching Katy Perry drunk at some club, doing a little show grinding up against some half naked guy because when the club found out she was there, they figured they might as well make a mockery out of her, because that’s pretty much all she’s good for, at least that’s what her record label says, but for some reason the public eat it up….like you know the people in the crowd are cumming themselves knowing that they are partying that close to Katy Perry, the girl from TV and that they are getting their own private performance because they are partying that close to Katy Perry and that is why she has a career and that is also why I hate you.

Here are some pictures of her in her slutty Santa Costume climbing out of a banana, which may not make any sense to me, but either does the fact that she’s famous or that guys want to fuck her…..

Posted in:Dancing|Katy Perry

2008

09

Dec

Helen Mirren One Piece Bathing Suit Seductress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Helen Mirren proving that the one piece bathing suits aren’t just for fat insecure 12 year old girls at the public pool, but also work out pretty nicely for menopausal, busty, older actresses. So I guess you’re never too old to cover up that sloppy body while still managing to turn me on. It could be my fever talking but I like to think it’s got more to do with those tits. What I would do to change that diaper….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Helen Mirren|One Piece|Tits

2008

09

Dec

Charlize Theron Topless in a Movie of the Day

Here are Charlize Theron’s tits in a movie called The Burning Plain. I’ve seen this bitch in Playboy in ’99, when she was in her prime physically and before she really broke into the Hollywood scene, you know, when she was more desperate for attention and to be seen, which is always a hotter context to see tits in than watching her try to hang onto the glory she had by getting naked in a movie…but then again, seeing tits is never really a bad thing…so here’s the shitty screepcap.

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Topless

2008

09

Dec

Ne-Yo Before He Was Famous of the Day

I don’t know anything about this guy Ne-Yo, but I have seen him on some award shows and in some Rihanna videos and my stepdaughter seems to think he’s some kind of talented songwriter and performer and I guess so does the rest of the world, cuz dude is making ridiculous bank, fucking ridiculously good quality pussy, and totally manipulating the music industry into thinking he’s some kind of it person, but it’s always nice to see where people come from before they were famous, and here’s Ne-Yo as Go Go with some gold hair in some Boys to Men rip off band, and the whole thing is fuckin’ jokes because they sound like shit and if I saw these guys performing at my local strip mall, I would probably never expect one of them to be the biggest thing in pop music and that’s probably why I am a not a rich record excutive, but instead, I am a man who hasn’t had a solid shit in 48 hours…I guess this is a never give up no matter how hard you suck motivational video…of the day…

Posted in:Ne-Yo