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2008

03

Nov

Jessica Gomes Gets Topless for GQ Italy of the Day

Her name is Jessica Gomes and she’s a SI Bikini model and she’s topless in GQ Italy, because they don’t bother with milking the whole bikini bullshit like Sports Illustrated, you know trying to cover up trying to increase sales by giving dudes chicks in various sexy poses, since it’s more interesting than Interviews with Bo Jackson, you know trying to push the limits of what America will deem decent and not offensive, and even going so far as publishing air brushed body painted pictures so you can’t see any nipple, but you can imagine nipple size and color while in the bathroom at your factory job trying to get off, while Italy goes ahead and leaves nothing but the meatiness of her pussy to our imagination, and throw in the tits since it’s not a big fuckin’ deal, despite what the crazy Christians think, because tits fed us when we were babies and if we’re still lucky, still feed us now, unless of course the tit in your mouth is attached to a fuckin’ cow of a girl like me, in which case shit’s totally inappropriate and emotionally damaging, but still should be deemed apropriate in magazines.

As far as I’m concerned if there’s no dick in the shot, it’s G-Ratedmotherfuckers and I just wish growing up, I knew about these kinds of import Euro magazine photoshoots, because they would have saved me a lot of time trying to stay hard for a topless tribal woman in National Geographic, the closest thing I had access to with naked chicks, because it was a time before the internet.

Eitehr way, check out the hot tits on this bitch.

Posted in:Jessica Gomes|Topless PhotoShoot

2008

03

Nov

Emma Rigby is in a Bikini of the Day

The paparazzi amaze me. They are like computer databases or some shit, I’m talking having IMDB or Wikipedia memorized or some shit, because to be out on the beach in Miami and to know that this girl in her bikini is someone on TV in another country, is pretty fucking amazing. I have a hard enough time recognizing my stepkids and their friends if I see them out in the bar, maybe it’s because they are embarrassed that I’m there, but I think it’s got more to do with me having no capacity to recognize people even if I know them, but for some reason, the paparazzi know. Maybe they are aliens, but I’m thinkin’ their more like money hungry immigrants who know that somewhere this bitch is worth money and that’s what keeps them up all night memorizing this shit, or maybe it’s just because the paparazzi are a fuckin scam and the reality is that PR agents are hiring them to show up and snap some pics and giving them the right to sell them as they are their own, because everyone fuckin’ knows that magazines will buy them, creating more buzz about the slut in the picture, leading to more jobs, and everyone’s happy, except me, because I don’t like the lies of their system and am a lot happier with nude pics taken from peepholes drilled in hotel bathrooms, than the candy-coated version of that shit.

So here’s Emma Rigby someone no one’s heard of, but who is obviously trying to generate some buzz, and she’s wearing a bikini. She’s on a show called Hollyoaks I guess she’s trying to break into America, since it is the promised land of opportunity and shit.

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Posted in:Bikini|Emma Rigby

2008

03

Nov

Coco Does Halloween Since She’s Done Everyone Else of the Day

I really dropped the ball on Halloween. I had this whole idea that I’d actually get off my ass and take the time to figure out a clever costume and go to parties where girls dressed like whores would talk to me and by talk to me I mean show me their vaginas, but I realized that my brain is a lot less lazy than my body and I just couldn’t bring myself to leave my house. Part of the reason was that my wife had taken an orange t-shirt and drew a jack-o-latern on the shit and thought she was so funny, leaving me forced to deal with what my life had become and an obese woman dressed like a fuckin’ pumpkin, which turned out to be a really mood killer. Then when heading to the store to get myself a couple 40s of beer, I ran into a dad taking his kids trick or treating and motherfucker was wearing fuckin’ pantyhose, which was totally fuckin’ inappropriate as far as I’m concerned and made me consider calling the police on the pervert, before realizing that I am too lazy for that, so I just went to my neighbor’s house and passed out watching some shitty horror movies, only to wake up with him snuggled up against me, leading me to question my sexuality, so all in all it was a fuckin’ disaster.

Speakin’ of disaster, here’s Coco and her big ass out for Halloween in pictures you’ve probably already seen because of that whole laziness thing I’ve been talking about all post.

Posted in:Coco|Halloween

2008

03

Nov

Pixie Geldof’s 18 Year Old Pierced Nipple of the Day

I don’t know if you know who the Geldof’s are, but I know a bit about them. I know that Bob Geldof is the father of this piece of work, he is a rocker who does charity events like Live Aid in the 80s and Live 8 last year, who is clearly lived the rockstar life with his wife and the mother of this piece of work who died of a drug overdose. She has a sister named Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Drummey Geldof, at least that’s the crazy name they have for her in Wikipedia, giving me an idea on how these fuck-ups were raised. She has been a scandelous socialite party girl in the UK for a while, has had a reality TV show or two and lives in the USA now. She is always on the cover of the tabloids and people seem to give a fuck about this bitch, like Americans care about Paris Hilton, and the whole lot of them are totally dysfunctional, drug using, exhibitionists and when the 18 year old sister Pixie follows her disturbing ways by showing off her titty ring, I am not complaining, it’s more interesting than watching rich girls go to the country club for a game of tennis with their royal boyfriends, or sitting on the sidelines of a Polo match in their summer hats sipping tea. This is the new generation of money fuckin’ up kids and I like to keep tabs, at least I do today, because self destruction because you are bored since you have everything, is more fun than self destruction when you are hurting because you have nothin’.

Think about that while I try to pull myself together and get some posts worth reading up, it’s been the challenge of the last 4 years and I still haven’t got to that level, but maybe I will, so I expect you to keep coming back, like I expect Pixie and Peaches to die of drug overdoses.

Posted in:Nipple|Pixie Geldof

2008

03

Nov

Shauna Sand Tits Taking a Walk of the Day

To think I had these preconceived notions of Shauna Sand, you know that she was a fake tittied, fake tanned whore, who’s only skill was how fast she could bring a dick to orgasm with her leathery skin and fake plastic lips, but it turns out that I was wrong about her. She is really clever and well spoken, you know how she explains to us how she deals with jealous people by just throwing a smile at them, because cunts like this are so fucking delusional that they truly believe if you’re laughing at her bad tit job, you are jealous of her, because they can’t admit to themselves that they are fucking clowns and since she’s smart enough to try to figure that one out, she’s pretty much proven to be smart enough to be Vice President of the USA, which may not be saying much, but is saying something.

Here are some pictures of Shauna Sand in her classy Halloween Costume…..I guess it’s still called dressing up, even if you aren’t putting all that much clothes on and despite how haggard she looks, I seriously have no problem with this costume.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Tits

2008

02

Nov

French Canadian Radio Pranks Sarah Palin of the Day

So this local radio station in Montreal called Sarah Palin pretending to be the President of France and here is the call. It’s pretty hysterical to think this woman may be your next President. I highly doubt that will happen, at least I hope it doesn’t happen, even though she’s the kind of woman worth fuckin, even though her uterus has beat the fuck up 5 times and is producing duds now, because who really wants to get a bitch pregnant anyway.

I love that they name a fake Prime Minisiter of Canada, and she says she appreciates his support, not that anyone knows who runs Canada, but if you’re going to be the Vice President you sure as hell should, not to mention that there is now Prime Minister of Quebec because shit’s a province, not a fuckin’ country.

He goes on to talk about hunting with her and killing baby seals…she says she’d love to….

He says Carla Bruni’, his “wife” wrote a song for her called Lipstick on a Pig, then asked if she was married to Joe the Plumber and he said that in France they have something similar to Joe the Plumber but is “Guy with bread under arm” and she says that France is a great inspiration to the McCain-Palin campaign….

The call ended amazingly. The radio host told her he loved the movie about life that Hustler released called Nailin Paylin and she thanks him then they tell her she was being pranked and she panics. It’s a good way to start the Election Week, if she deals with prank calls this well, I can only assume she’ll deal with wars in a way that will lead to total apocalypse….

The polar bear visuals are a nice touch…I got nothing more to say, this dumb bitch is not suited for much more than working the Wal Mart cash register….and skinnin’ beavers to make parkas to keep warm, if you know what I mean….

These guys are amazing and I want to be invited on their show since I live in the same city.

Posted in:Prank|Sarah Palin

2008

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost fought a girl last night. She was a short dumpy bitch who was probably in her early 20s wearing some pink costume. She was in hysterics because either she’s fucking crazy or on her period and was in line behind me at a store. She started bumpin me thinking it would make the line move faster and at first I kinda liked it. It was nice to feel another girl against my body, when I was just going out to get some potatoes for dinner, but then she got more and more aggressive, to the point where I almost lost my balance, I turned around to see what the fuck was going on because up until that point I thought I was getting a boner. It turns out confronting a crazy bitch is the wrong thing to do when they are already pushing and swearing and acting crazy in a fucking pink costume. She ended up throwing three or for bunches to my chest, neck and head and then stormed through the line pushing over an old lady and just being full nuts and then she ran out the door, but if she wasn’t so quick and strong, I would have totally broken her nose for being a cunt….and would blame it on Halloween saying I was dressed like a woman beater.

Happy Halloween, dress like an asshole, try to get some Halloween whores pregnant even though they won’t acknowledge your presence, cuz trouble, kidnap kids for jokes, put razor blades in apples and hand that shit out, and do all the other things people do on the sluttiest night of the year….

Because Even the Sluttiest of Sluts Out Tonight Won’t Go Near You
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And I Thought My Costume Was Scary
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WWWWWWWWWWWWipe out!
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Danielle Lloyd and Some of Her Friends Flashing They Cunts
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Kendra Wilkonson Slums is Up is a Basment That May Very Well Be a Crack Den
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It Really Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Keeley Hazel’s Costume
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Serene Gibson Topless Video Shoot Throwback
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Porn Resource
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I Can’t Get Enough of This Little Guy
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I Just Can’t Get Enough of Marisa Miller
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Bulimia/Anorexia/Drug Addiction is Paying Off for Lohans Body
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The Sexist Vampire Girls of Halloween
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Jessica Alba Throwback Bikini Pics With Ass Crack…
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P-Diddy Sure Knows How to Throw a Party
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Let’s Watch Bill Cosby Plummet Into Insanity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Shopping Cat Mayhem
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When Did School Get This Amazing?
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Uhhhhh I Don’t Even Know What to Say About This
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I Wanna BE All Over Kylie Minogue
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I Guess Jessica Simpson Can Kiss That Oscar Goodbye
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Babies Don’t Like Farts Either
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Rachel Roxx Gallery
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Amateur Lesbian Collection
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Hanson is MAD
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Good Luck Trying to Get Travis Barker on a Plane Again
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Van + Jet Engine = Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Elderly Face Plant Makes Face Plants That Much Better
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Hudson is Over and Done With…I Fancied She Was Done When She Got Knocked Up Years Ago, But Only Now Will the Rest of the World Believe me…
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BRAAAAAAAAAINNNSSSS!!!
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Teenagers Caught Fucking in the Bathroom
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Potato in the Ass
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Well, I Know Where I Wanna Retire Finally
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April Scott Obviously Doesn’t Know What Halloween is About
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Halloween Sluts and Fun
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Britney Spears Pumpkin Booger
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Mena Suvari Looks Like a Toddler
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The Diagnosis Is In
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Angel Dark is Having a Bad Day
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McCain is Going Down Fast
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That’s What You Get You Fucking Hippy
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Dance Like Michael Jackson
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The Worst Porno Ever Made
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Join My Facebook Page Cuz It’s All Those Fuckers are Letting Me Have as they Try to Monetize the Site and Eliminate People Using Their Personal Profiles To Promote Their Websites….Fascistsbook…ironically owned by a Jew…..
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SOME PRE-HALLOWEEN DRINKING LINKS ADDED FOR YOU TO CLICK….

Beyonce – Upskirt – At Boutique Opening Event In Tokyo
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Top 5 Sarah Palin Moments of the Campaign
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Miss Pakistan is hot When She Takes Her Dot Off and Puts her Bikini On
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SONG OF THE YEAR
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8 Albums Joaquin Phoenix Should Have Listened To Before Announcing His Retirement From Acting
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Top 10 Celebrities Who Don’t Need a Mask This Halloween
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Sexy Halloween Costume Warehouse Commercial……..Very Fucking Strange…
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ROGUE COLLECTORS PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Black Girl is Naked
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KKK ENDORSES OBAMA

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

31

Oct

Jay-Z: He Came. He Saw. He Conquered of the Day

Here’s a documentary on Jay Z, because he’s one of the best rapppers out there. It sounds like it’s done by the same dude who did the whole Michael Jackson is a child rapist Neverland Ranch documentary that hit a few years ago, but I’m just saying that because all British people sound the same and I figure only one of them cares enough about black peole to bother doing a documentary on them, the rest of the British people are drinking beer, sipping tea, grey skinned, chimney cleaners or the Royal Family and neither know that black people exist.

I am posting this because he’s banging Rihanna and Beyonce and is touring with DJ AM, who’s on fire now, or at least he was a couple weeks ago, and because I can’t find good smut to post, but will keep on keepin’ on lookin for it.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

31

Oct

White Girl Dances For Obama of the Day

I didn’t post any videos today and the only one that was emailed to me is this old piece of shit one of a white fat girl in Jamaica dancing around like a whore and getting pretty much raped by a local. Jamaica dancers are fuckin’ amazing, I’ve seen video of them doing ass tricks I’ve never seen or understood all while standing against a wall in a “Fuck me Now” stance and it’s the dirtiest kind of dance out there, so it’s funny when a fat chick tries it out and gets assaulted.

The truth is this video is a fat chick’s dream, because a sub-par girl is getting all kinds of male attention, something they are never used to, because black dudes love fat girls especially when those fat girls are white and from the USA.

Speaking of USA, I bet she’s voting for Obama.

Posted in:Jamaica|White Girl

2008

31

Oct

Keely Hazell Topless Costume of the Day

I am cracked the fuck out today, my brain isn’t working, that’s why I am slow on these Keely Hazell pics, but in my defense, I just because I don’t give a fuck about her, she doesn’t really do anything for me, or for herself, other than use her tits to make her money, which happens to be something I find respectable, because she’s keeping it real while other girls go out and get an education and jobs and start wanting to run for President, or start their own businesses, or even become doctors or lawyers, and that offends me.

It’s just not nature’s way and it seems like once they reach that level of success, they try to get their kids to do even more than they did all while lookin down on people like me, by calling us deadbeats for living off our wife’s disability check or creeps for thinking it is perfectly fine to pay a girl 5 dollars to see her tits, and they are never suckin’ my dick where they belong because they are too busy fucking shit up trying to make a living.

Girls like Keely keep it outschool. They keep the dream alive. They remind us that girls are nothing but tits and pussy and maybe that’s why she has so many fans and has reached such success, because she’s just keeing a core part of human nature alive, something that’s been lost ass the women around us left the kitchen and entered the workforce because they thought they could and that is one of our generation’s biggest failure. They’ll write about it in history books….maybe they already have… I wouldn’t know…because I don’t know how to read.

Posted in:Keely Hazell|Topless