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2008

06

Oct

Soulja Boy Brings 10 Year old Girls Backstage of the D

Soulja Boy did what any famous teenager would do and that’s bring a group of 10 year olds who find his nipples hot backstage because dude likes them young because backstage is the magical place where the artists get the groupies to do real bad things. I heard after this video was shot, Soulja Boy went on to wine them and dine them with his extensive Barbie collection and lured them back to his hotel room to see his new puppy. Any way you look at this shit, it’s fuckin’ creepy and awkward and criminal as far as I’m concerned and I can’t think of a better way to start up the week, other than staying in bed and not wasting my time updating this bullshit site while I could be watching Point Break, the best movie of all time, in case you were wondering.

This reminds me of a Soulja Boy joke my stepdaughter told me, that goes like this. Who does Soulja Boy invite to the after party, and you’re supposed to say YOOOOOOUUUU like that stupid superman that ho song, when in reality he invites ten year old and the worse thing about all this is that you are jealous. YOOOOUUUUU sick fuck.

Posted in:Pedophile|Soulja Boy

2008

06

Oct

Kimbo Slice Gets Knocked the Fuck Out of the Day

Kimbo Slice got knocked out after 15 seconds by a dude with pink hair….pussy.

Posted in:Kimbo Slice|Knocked Out

2008

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email/comment on the site today and I felt the need to address it…

Just an FYI … You seem to want to grow the website and forum, but using the phrase “whiny jew” is a turn off. In case you were wondering, Jewish is the correct term, no matter how “edgy” you are trying to appear.

Just an FYI, but you seem to want to get the point across that Jews are whiny, or that Jews should be called Jewish by whining. Is that what lawyers call a case in point? You should know the answer seeing as you are a Jewish. Go fuck yourself and here are my links.

With Love.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The World’s Fattest Man is Getting Married.
No, No, No, Not Me, I’m already Married
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Just When I Thought It Was Completely Impossible For Hollywood to Do Anything Shittier
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Liz Hurley Panty Flash Goodness
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A Jessica Simpson Close Up id the Last Thing I Need Today
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Mary Carey Has Cleavage (Lots)
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Will HE Fit?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Nothing Says “I Care” Like Hitting Your Friend in the Balls
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Comic Book Fans: Then and Now
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Everyone Hates Resse Witherspoon
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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Say What? Q-Tip Used to BAng Nicole Kidman! Who Knew?
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How About Some Obvious Gayness to Bring Friday to a Close Proper?
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Extreme Prison Riot
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Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Hey Beyonce! Guess What? You’e Not as Important As You Think
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Herbal Elements
(For Men)
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Teacher Shows Student Who’s the Boss
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Alena Serdova Makes My Friday Better
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Because That’s How Theyt Roll in the Hood
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Danielle’s Purple Dress is Something Worth Talking About
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Now THIS is a Party
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I Want Willa Holland to Wrap Her Legs Around Me
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Well, The Pussycat Dolls New Video Looks Like a Complete Piece of Shit
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Salma Hayek is Still All Sorts of Sexy
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I Wanna Punch Elizabeth Hasslebeck in the Face
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Win Race to Toilet!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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These Photo Makes Me Long For Days Of Britney Being Crazy Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Anne Hathaway is Boring
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Caucasion Soup
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And That’s Why, You Always Pay Your Bills!
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Sexy Times All Over the Place!
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Battle of the Disney Whores
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Victoria Thinks She’s a Vampire
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Amy Winehouse Gets More Disgusting By The Day
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Why Hello Torri Wilson!
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Rules to Live By
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The Delorean Story
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Chris Rock on Larry King
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Turn Potatos Into Plastic
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Crackwhore is as Crackwhore Do
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Slut and Her Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

03

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was out in a pair of mom jeans and like all pants jacked up too high, her pussy engulfed the seam and I always find it pretty hot because it’s like a glimpse of her pussy lips, without having to see past all the hair from the underage nude pictures she had on the internet a few months ago, not that I am against bush, but like a good story, sometimes it’s nice to see how the shit actually unfolds.

Speaking of pussy, I did something bad today. I was walking into a store and some old lady was trying to get out because she was struggling with a walker and like the hero that I am, held the door open for her. She was sweat and really gracious about the whole thing and looked up to me and thanked me for being so patient and I responded by saying something along the lines of always being patient for pussy. I didn’t mean to say it, it just kinda came out and I blame the hangover, the good news is that she was deaf and didn’t hear me, the bad news is that the hot 20 year old behind me wasn’t and told me off.

Either way, here’s Hudgen’s vagina in a whole new light….

Posted in:Camel Toe|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

03

Oct

Liz Hurley’s Lame Panty Flash of the Day

This is the lamest fucking panty flash, even lamer than watching some girl dance on a table last night and trying to get down under her to see her bare ass shaking, only to get caught by the group of very large chachi guys she was with who didn’t find it funny and that’s why I am posting it.

Posted in:Liz Hurley|Panties

2008

03

Oct

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a Fucking Monster of the Day

How the fuck did Maggie Gyllenhaal ever make it into acting. She looks more like the weird girl who doesn’t shower and who ends up becoming a lonely librarian because books don’t judge her and books are always there for her when she needs them. She does not look like someone who could be the object of anyone’s desire in a movie, or in real life. She doesn’t look like a leading lady or like someone I’d even want to see on the fuckin’ screen and I guess it takes a whole lot of movie magic to make her someone the general public can stomach, like it took a whole lot of deep throat magic to get her where she is today, not because saying ugly girls suck dick to the top is a cliche, but because all girls suck dick to get to the top, the ugly ones just suck a little fucking harder…….

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal|Monster|Ugly

2008

03

Oct

Willa Holland is a Hipster Rich Kid I’d Fuck of the Day

Willa Holland is some LA hipster who I heard goes to all the hipster parties and is friends with all the rich hipster kids and when she’s not in the cocaine line for the bathroom, she’s acting. She played Micha Barton’s younger, hotter and sluttier sister on The O.C. and now it seems like she’s made the giant leap to Gossip Girl, which is the New York version of The O.C. for those of you who aren’t up to speed on these things.

I don’t know why she’s wearing mismatched shoes, I don’t know why she’s wearing elaborate hoisery and I guess I really don’t give a fuck because it’s the end of the fucking week and I want to fuck her.

Posted in:Pantyhose|Willa Holland

2008

03

Oct

Jojo Has a New Boyfriend of the Day

If you’ve been wondering what Jojo Levesque has been up to the last few years, it turns out she’s been fucking giant stuffed animals and as weird as that may be, I am sure you’ve done or jerked off to a lot weirder. Like the time you went on that fishing trip with your buddies and though it would be funny to shove you dick in the freshly caught trout, or the time you made your own vagina out of a bowl of warm pasta, or the time you spent a week crafting a sex machine, that you had no one to use it with, so you borrowed the neighbor’s dog…you get what I am trying to say here….you are a sick fuck and that’s the end of that.

Posted in:cleavage|JoJo|Uncategorized

2008

03

Oct

Blake Lively Kissing On the Gossip Girl Set of the Day

Blake Lively is the star of one of those teen targeted shows that ends up turning them into materialistic, money grubbing, wallet fucking, gossiping, scenester, bottle whore sluts called Gossip Girl that I have never seen but know it has that kind of power because teenagers are pretty easy to influence. I know that people have been giving her all kinds of credit for being hot, but I just don’t see it and figured I’d post these pictures of her just to say that and to say that I am a pretty big asshole. A group of kids were in the back alley behind my shit hole apartment and were doing some kind of lame teenage drug deal and were smoking what was probably one of their first joints and were looking over their shoulder constantly to see if anyone was going to catch them and arrest them and just when they decided to get comfortable, I pulled out my camera and snapped off the flash, making them all panic and run, while I sat at my command center laughing to myself, that may have nothing to do with Blake Lively, but I heard them say they can’t wait to go home and watch the new episode of Gossip Girl that they TIVOed, so maybe it does.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Kissing

2008

03

Oct

P. Diddy is a Copyright Infringer of the Day

So Puff is a ratty motherfucker who makes far too much money and tries to be down with the people by running his video blog where he preaches his shit and since this is the internet, I’ve got no real issue with that. I never watch the videos because I don’t think dude’s interesting enough to listen to, I also don’t think he’s funny but I do think there is some serious hypocrisy, when dude is allowed to post clips from Good Morning America within his video, while people like me get hit up with lawyers letters almost on a daily basis for posting shit we see on TV, or on the internet. Not to mention Diddy is probably right there with the RIAA on taking down piracy and arresting innocent people or illegal music downloads, because it’s out of his fucking pocket, but probably illegally downloading movies and music all the fuckin’ time when making shitty videos with copyrighted material from other people like Good Morning America. It is annoying and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:P. Diddy|Puff Daddy