Katy Perry flashed her panties and I wasn’t there to point and laugh, not that I would, because if I was in the same room as this cunt, I would most likely be throwing furniture at her, telling her to get that fucking song out of my head. You know if you met the person who has been torturing you all these months, you’d want to get your revenge too, but I guess the only salvation I have is that there’s nothing hot about this pig of a girl, who may look like she’s not a pig anymore, because of all the cocaine addiction and pressure of having to dance around on stage and get off her couch, but the second she stops that shit, it’s back to donuts and potato chips where she’ll figure out a new sexual fantasy that attention craving girls do to exploit, I can assume that flashing your white panties in a way that we can’t determine how meaty or hairy your pussy is while hanging with Perez Hilton aren’t it.
I can’t post the pics, because the agency that owns them is a cocksucker who sent me a 6,000 dollar invoice, so I’ll link out to another site in the event you’re interested in looking at this pasty bitch lookin’ very unattractive, even with the sound turned off.
Too see the shitty pictures, follow this link, but I really don’t know why you’d want to … GO
I think the Willis family are pretty fucking rancid girls. I am talking wrongfully labeled People’s Most Beautiful because their mom paid off the magazine to put them on the list and was trying to cover-up the lies that she’s been feeding them their entire life when they come to her crying that a boy turned them down because they look like monsters.
Now every time Rumer comes crying on her mother’s doorstep, interrupting Ashton Kutcher’s MILF Fantasy where Demi teaches him how to tie his shoe while fucking his face, she can bust out the magazine and say “what do guys know, People Magazine said your beautiful”, tricking her into believing it and shutting her the fuck up so Rumer can goes back to her life with her delusion, far from Demi, because every time Demi looks at Rumer, she has to be reminded of how she wronged the world and how God wronged her, so it’s better to keep shit out of sight, for pretty much all of us,
Sometimes delusion is better than the truth since the truth in this case would lead any normal person to jump off a fucking bridge to say goodbye to this cruel world and leave their broken up face in a ravine/river where it belongs….
I don’t know what the fuck Demi Moore did wrong in a past life, or what the silicone implants and botched plastic surgery/ drug use did to her uterus but I think it’s just bad genes, because when she was younger she was a fuckin’ disgusting troll of a woman too, but she was smart enough to invest in herself and trick the world into thinking she was worth fucking, and by world I mean Ashton Kutcher, her tool to make her feel young.
Either way, I got this email about the Willis sisters and since I am lazy today, I figured I’d put it out there, because I hate them, and apparently so do other people.
i wish rumer was doing something other than being ugly in these pics. do what you wish with them. they might not end up being of any use to you.
rumer is a major cunt though. i met her and wanted to choke her all night. the way she treated the staff there was insane. she barked orders at them like they were idiots. bitch doesn’t even know how to say thank you.
When you’re that ugly, you’re allowed to hate the world. Here are those pics.
After all this O(prah)Bama shit, I am happy to say that my unemployed friend in New Mexico just applied for food stamps it’s a great day for America and for him.
I got this email:
Hi!
My name is Angelina and I have 3 wonderful kids and one of my daughter is
diagnosed with tourrette’s syndrome,the doctor says it is a child onset
disorder with symptoms appearing between 2 and 15 years of age, so she needs me
more than ever, due to our family emergency ,I am looking to place a
litter of gorgeous english bulldog puppies and parents, I cannot afford to care
for these dogs anymore. They are so adorable with wonderful
personalities and they have their complete shots and worming.Please contact me
immediately if you are interested in the dogs.
Have a beautiful day,
Angelina.
I get emails like this everyday, always about someone trying to unload bulldog puppies and I don’t fuckin’ get it and that’s all I have to say about that….
Here are my links:
Marilyn Manson Got Dumped By That 17 Year Old Who Thinks She’s Dita Von Tease GO
Here’s Some Trailer For a Movie Kind of About Star Wars, You Know, Cause
We Didn’t Say Everything We Already Had to Say With All The Other Star Wars Movies GO
This British Chick Looks Like an Even More Digusting Version of Paris Hilton GO
Leonardo Dicaprio Wants You to Feel Sorry for Him GO
RIP Motherfucker the Michael Crichton Edition….I Guess, he’s Gone to the Big Jurassic Park in the Sky….and the people in the ER weren’t very good to their Client …. GO
Last year, this cop in training was among FHM’s High Street Honeys Top Ten. I guess that’s some UK shit. Since then, Katie Green was chosen as the new face (and body) of Wonderbra, to her surprise because she’s a size 12. Former Wonderbra Models include Eva Herzigova, Sophie Anderton, who’s vagina I just posted and Dita Von Teese, clearly leading us to realize that the people at Wonderbra aren’t too picky and take what they can get.
I saw these pictures of her posing naked and figured I’d end the day with them, because let’s face it, I have a headache, i am tired of writing and I only have 3 beers and a bottle of some obscur liquor someone brought me back from Hungary called Unicum, something I’ve tried to avoid because the name makes me feel gay when I takes swigs of it and because it tastes like some herbal remedy used to cure warts in the 1800s, not that I know what that would taste like, but we’re all allowed to make assumptions, I mean 90 percent of what I say is based on assumptions…
Here are them there pics….
Bonus – here she is in FHM High Street Honeys that took from the blue collar civil servant life and lead to her new career as a the Wonderbra model…. GO
Here’s a genius idea, get a group of sex bloggers no one has heard about in lingerie and take pictures of them to make a calendar out of, where the proceeds go to some sex workers organization.
You know, because bloggers are really the kind of people you want to see in lingerie. They’re not people who you never want to see because it will ruin your opinion of the shit they write that you jerk off to , you know everything changes when the sluts talking about sex aren’t actually sluts because they never got sex growing up, but people who just study it and make it their lives to make up for what they are missing in their day to day lives.
You know, people who take the time to make a site, update a site, and write useless drivel on a site, are usually useless people not pretty enough to be allowed out of their house. Mainly because their jobs/hobbies alone prove that they have nothing else going on with their lives, while good lookin’ people are actually out there living, doing, fucking and not over analyzing and writing about the the shit to change the world with their army of 5 readers who know they exist.
Now, I’ve never heard of these bitches or their sites, and I wish I hadn’t seen these pictures of these bitches or their sites, because they are pretty fuckin’ busted, but I guess they’re hot for bloggers, which definitely is not saying much because sitting around eating oreos all day while talking about how masturbating is okay isn’t really conducive to being someone I want to watch masturbate.
Trust me, I know a guy who has a blog and he never leaves the house and when he does people give ratty hair, beard and body he let go many years ago looks of total disgust, maybe because he smells, is unshowered and wearing ratty dirty clothes, but probably because of the package as a whole and when they try to talk to him to see if he needs any help or for them to call an ambulance, his lack of social skills from having a blog and being married to a computer usually ends up offending them awkwardly and makes them go on their merry way, and allows him to go back to his useless site nobody ever reads…..He pretty much has no reason to be allowed to live, so celebrating his existence and cause by being in any pictures, magazines or calendars, despite how often he talks about his fat wife and small useless penis is really in society’s best interest.
Unfortunately, these bitches didn’t take my lead and stay hidden behind their computer screens for the benefit of humanity, and here are some of their pics, think of it as a preview to a calendar only lesbians will buy.
Her name is Sophie Anderton, I don’t know anything about her because she’s from the UK and the only thing I know about the UK is that they created a whole lot of sluts who aren’t too shy to show off their tits, and that their queen isn’t a gossip blogger, but it turns out that these sluts don’t always wear panties, and here’s her meat. Not sure when it was taken, but it is definitely a shitty quality picture, which is only appropriate for a shitty quality pussy. Ohhhhh, Dis.
I am slow moving on this story because I really don’t like the whole pin-up burlesque movement. I find it dated, unsexy and the girls who usually are up on it are fuckin’ fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have stupid asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their nipple tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving whores who can’t get any airtime without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked and that embraces being overweight.
That said, phtotographer Timothy White, who’s been doing celebrity photos for magazines made a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped on the opportunity, maybe because they wish they were part of glamorous Hollywood in its 1950’s prime, that stayed classy on the surface, when guys could jerk off to bare ankles and liked girls who were busty and fat, and not in the cesspool it’s become, or maybe they’re just friends with this motherfucker, or thought it’d be a fun project, but none of that matters, because
I have some of the pics that will save you from buying the book. Until Timothy White comes after me since I don’t have permission to post this shit.
Here are some of the pics
Angie Harmon….
Cindy Crawford Lookin’ Like a Man….A Very Strong Man….
I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.
They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.
So Kim Kardashian went out to vote. Unlike the general population, she got to vote twice, once for herself and once for her parasite ass she’s been carrying around and raising as her own. I know. Bad joke. It happens. Pretty much all the time.
I mean how many this lazy girl eats too fucking much and just gains weight in places guys deem sexy when really it’s just sloppy comments can I make about her. Or how many times can I go on about how she’s a useless, good for nothing whore, who fucks on camera, and gets pissed on by black guys…I bet she voted for McCain.
I was just sent this video where the reporter at some Obama thing mentions the smell of weed in the air. I mean it’s not that surprising considering he gives black people and hippies boners and they love drinkin’ his Kool Aid, and I thought it was funny that his appearance is that of a rockstar at a concert than a government official, because up until this year, politics were fuckin’ boring. I guess I should look for more tits, but I just got home from lunch and decided to check my email instead of post garbage you’ve seen on other sites, stop your whining.