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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2008

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Ass on Set of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere brought her short legs and big ass to the set of Heroes, I guess because it goes wherever she goes, you know, with it being part of her and all, and some of you will find it hot, because you are gay. She’s built like a football player, has legs of a speed skater, and a big head like a midget, but for some reason, guys everywhere love her. Maybe it’s the media attention that she gets, maybe you’re influenced by your gay friend, like I was that one time, that ended in humiliation and a hospital visit, who would have thought betting I could get more pool balls in my ass than him would have lead to such pain, I mean they went in so fuckin’ easily, and gravity was on my side, but yeah, that’s got nothing to do with Hayden Panettiere or your sexuality’s identity crisis, because she’s a little more dude than most of Hollywood, including a lot of the men, enjoy it while you can, because until pictures of her cock surface, you’re in the clear, sure I consider you on the fence, but who really cares what I think…..no one is the answer to that question in case you were wondering…

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2008

Nov

Mischa Barton is Getting Fat in Tight Jeans of the Day

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Like a bored housewife, depressed about where her life has gone and how her fairy tale wedding and dreams of a prosperous, happy, romanticized life didn’t really work out for her, trying to squeeze into her wedding dress to commit suicide in, not being able to fit one leg past where her waist once was, because she had given up long before actually deciding to end the pain that tuesday morning while the unappreciative kids are at school and the detached husband who resents her for not being the girl he married is at work, making the whole scene all that more sad to watch through binoculars from the next door window, you know with the whole breaking down and not following through with her earlier plan, because killing yourself next to your dress just doesn’t have the same dramatic effect she was aiming for, to have at least one thing you’d read in a classic love story happen to her in her life, Mischa Barton and her recent weight gain are fighting with her jeans….because I guess food and booze is the only substance that can distract her for her dying career….and here are the pics.

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2008

Nov

Vida Guerra’s Fat Ass in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

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Vida Guerra is known for her fat ass and there’s really nothing wrong with that. Sure my dick is too small to really appreciate trying to get up inside one of these latin booties, but I still find them amazing to stare at, despite them reminding me of waiting in line at Wal Mart behind a new mother who ate one too many chocolate bars during her pregnancy.

The truth is that since she got her fake tits, it all kinda balances out and not so retarded to look at and since she got famous for this shit, or the part of her body from which she shits, I figure you’ll appreciate this barely there bikini, even if you’ve already seen her pussy because I know eating disorders or the girls who have them aren’t for everyone.

I guess this is just me accommodating….

The company that owns these pictures is trying to charge me 1000 dollars to access their pictures, since I am not rich and don’t make money off the site and can’t afford that kind of insanity, I don’t bother posting them, because they will send lawyers letters and I’ll be forced to take them down and still be liable for a lawsuit that I will lose, so I’ll just link out to other sites that are rich and can afford the pictures, while useless sites like mine slowly die of the AIDS that is the paparazzi agencies……

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BONUS:

Here are those nude webcam/ cellphone pics that were leaked a bunch of years ago….I am probably not allowed to post them, but since I did a long time ago and heard nothing, I figure I am safe…at least until I get the lawyer’s letter later today….but until then…here they are….

Pics Via – This Old Post

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2008

Nov

Mark Wahlberg For Obama of the Day

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Mark Wahlberg says he supports Obama in this video despite being some crazy jesus loving Christian who would normally rock the republican vote. I guess according to the rednecks and majority of McCain Supporters, that makes him a socialist / communist and unfortunately whole McCarthy era is over, and I am not talking about Jenny McCarthy’s unfortunate fame, but the McCarthy that created Hollywood blacklist, banning people from working because they were socialists or supported Cuba, isn’t around anymore, because I’d totally be down with sending this motherfucker to some deserted island somewhere but that’s just because I hate him and has nothing to do with his politics….because supporting Obama doesn’t really make you a socialist, but I would be willing to sway on that opinion if it meant banishment of those I hate, unfortunately Heidi Montag, the person I hate the most is a McCain supporter, so I guess we’d have to find a new blacklist for her, maybe one called useless horse-headed cunt that doesn’t deserve fame or attention because she’s a lying piece of shit list…..but I guess that’s got nothing to do with this post….actually, in hindsight, I have no idea why I just posted this, who cares who Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch are voting for, I guess I’m just milking this whole election thing out of laziness and the video I just saw of the Naked Cowboy supporting McCain isn’t available on Youtube yet, and that’s a hell of a lot more post-worthy than this shit. Cuddles.

Posted in:Election 2008|Mark Wahlberg|Obama

2008

Nov

Vote However You Like of the Day

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Sure voting is for the mainstream, legal registered people and I think waiting in line for 2 hours behind 500 people is too much work because let’s face it, your little vote isn’t going to make any fucking difference, you are insignificant even if you don’t think you are. You want to believe you can make a difference, but you can’t and I know I can’t wait for all this election shit to be over, but I guess since no one reads this site as it is, even less of you will be checking it today, so I should go nap, and remember you can vote however you like, because it’s not going to have any impact on the overall outcome of the election, shit’s rigged anyway, remember that no matter who you vote for, you do live in a communist country run by the CIA and the Government, despite what they tell you and what they want you to believe…..it’s just smart PR and remember to not wear your Obama hat because they will refuse you…because as a communist nation, run by the government and the CIA, they can dictate how you dress too….but at least they can’t tell me to take off these sweatpants, they’ve been on me for the last week and based on the smell, there should some kind of health warning issued, but thanks to my obesity, they ain’t going nowhere….and are slowly becoming my very own navy blue second skin….but you don’t care, you’re too busy trying to make a fucking difference you fucking hippie.

Posted in:Election 2008

2008

Nov

Natalie Dylan The Sex Expert Selling her Virginity Interview of the Day

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So this weird intellectual virgin, who studied sexology and claims to be a virgin and has passed a few tests proving she’s a virgin who despite being so well-versed on the sociology, psychology and everything else about sex, making her a total sex nerd, has decided to get hands on in her thesis by selling her virginity. Now, I’m not a snob, I don’t think selling sex is something to be looked down upon, I figure she’s got something worth money, she might as well sell it. If anything, i hate girls who put so much importance on their virginity that they don’t put out on the first date, and end up being 22 years old and still a virgin because their dreams of some romantic novel, never came to, so instead of just fuckin’ a random for free she might as well get paid, the same logic all whores have, only to make it seem okay to herself, she pretends it’s a social experiment that will get her into her post-graduate program of choice since she’s the human guinea pig, with a couple million dollars in the bank.

I am posting this because I love the old dude who is bidding on her. He’s 60, has always wanted to have a virgin and wants to teach her the ropes after talking to her, taking her to the park and all other things to make this union not seem creepy as shit.

This brings up 2 questions, the first is what his family and friends are thinking about their nice neighbor and buddy Lee, who they thought was totally normal, talking about banging young virgins like his fantasy isn’t creepy as shit and the other is whether this whore in training is going to pay tax on this shit, because if not, I suggest all you virgins get up on this shit. Sure, this story may not be all that fresh, but her pussy is supposed to be, so it gets a post.

Posted in:Natalie Dylan|Virgin

2008

Nov

Avril Lavigne’s Inspiration Commercial of the Day

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Here’s some fluff to distract you from this “historical” bullshit day in the USA, because despite shit always being on the news, and this new generation of youth who didn’t vote 4 years ago, all of a sudden becoming political experts by educating themselves half-assed on the issues. I think it’s all fucking dull and voting is for losers, it’s played the fuck out and the cool thing to do is to not vote. I try to offer inspiration like Avril Lavigne’s Cannon Camera commercial offers me inspiration, sure I don’t have a Canon Rebel, but knowing that that’s how Avril Lavigne captures inspiration and how she reflects on an amazing experience and express her creativity, is enough reason to rob the old lady down the street’s credit card and buy myself one. Not that I am some kind of faggot who needs to capture inspiration, express creativity or reflect on amazing experiences, because I have alcohol for that.

I don’t really know why I am posting this and I don’t really get why Canon is attaching some suburban pop-tart to their product, but I do know that there are more….

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2008

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am all worn out with this whole election thing, actually I am not really phased by your bullshit election that is polluting my day and everything I read and I am just tired from drinking too hard all weekend, trying to pretend I wasn’t surrounded by total cunts, but that abuse made me lazy in throwing these links together, it also made me lazy in responding to someone who wanted to advertise on the site by telling them to stop spamming me.

It could have been my huge break and I fucked it up, maybe I’m self destructive, maybe I just don’t want success, and writing this post to go with my links pretty much proves that, at least you can look at the picture of the girl windexing her friend’s tit, because it is weird and click on the links because they will take you far away from this shitty site…..that I call my own……

Whoose Boobs? Obama Edition
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Bruno Says No to Prop 8!!
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YOU CAN WIN!
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How About Some Lara Croft?
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Jessica Simpson’s Hot Tits is Cursed
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Upskirt
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The New Bond Chick is More Then Fit
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Now That’s An Informercial
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How To Get Laid By A Girl You Meet While Voting
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Your Evening Porn Break
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Blonde Hottie Ali Melted All My Cares Away
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Natasha Henstridge Will Make Your Monday Better
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Kate Winslet is Looking Way Hotter Than When She Was in That Piece of Shit Titanic
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Tenni Bed Mishap
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Because I Know You’re Suffering Slut Withdrawls After This Weekend
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Don’t Look Behind!!
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Sarah Shahi Can Do No Wrong
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Lindsay Marie Twist or Treat
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because One Girl to Fuck Is Better Than No Girl To Fuck
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Yellow Ball Babe
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Paris Hilton is Still Mad at Rick Solomanc io
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Sienna Miller Needs to Find a New Married Guy to Hang Out With
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Car Wash Idiot
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Here’s Some More About the Slut Who is Auctioning Off Her Virginity
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a Bunch of Fake Trailers for Tropic Thunder
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Costumes 2008!!
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Nasty Disgusting Slut Takes a Shit on the Street
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Georgia Jones is Delicious
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Because I Know You Need a Helping Hand That Isn’t You own
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Shauna Sand Works it Out in Hollywood Corner
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Sofi Rides a Motorcycle
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Joaquin Phoenix Must Be Dyslexic or Something
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Robert Downney JR, Fire Crotch
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Spaghetti Cat Continues Hi Internet Reign
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If You’re Gonna Go Out in a Coffin, That’s the Way to Go
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Samuel L Jackson’s Titanic Screentest
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Halloween the Movie – Deleted Scenes
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Celebrity Boxing to End All Celebrity Boxing
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Sandra Shine is Truly a Solo Artist
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Jennifer Walcott Has the Hottest Halloween Costume
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Here’s a gallery of some Model Who is going to Jail…
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Unsexiest Celebrity Magazine covers of All Time
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This 22 Year Old Sex Nerd is Auctioning Off Her Virginity…I fell like I’ve Already Written About her…
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Worst Election Ads Ever
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Porn Star Toilet Prank
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Tentacle Porn Freaks Me the Fuck Out
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Bonus – Because your broke ass needs money
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2008

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Got Her Crazy Push-Up Bra Again of the Day

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Paris Hilton may be dull in the bedroom, dull in her everyday life, useless and not attractive. She may have no talent and she may be a genius playing stupid, but I like to think she’s actually a stupid person with a smart team of advisors who spin her stupidity to work in all of their favor to make them money like the tool that she is. She may be have sold her soul, intergrity, vagina to the devil and she may be shameless and totally irrelevant now. She is a has-been who’s milked us for as much as she’s going to get, and she may be better off dead, but damn, this girl knows how to make A-Cup tits look like C-Cup tits better than anyone I’ve seen in my everyday life.

I don’t know what straps and harnesses and gel filled cup she’s using, but it’s definitely something she can sell to seventh grade 12 year old girls, maybe it’s already in the works as her next product line and I am sure all those girls are as excited for it to hit as they are for their period to hit, because this will revolutionize girls being teased for being flat, feeling insecure for being flat, and will put an end to them having to wait until they are 15 to really get the male attention they are craving….I figure since Paris Hilton already made the youth vapid little sluts in training, she might as well give them the tools they need to really maximize it and that’s the end of this post.

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton

2008

Nov

RIP Motherfucker the Obama Grandmother of the Day

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Obama’s grandmother, who pretty much raised him and who was white and from Kansas, died today. She will never get to see the outcome of the Election. She’ll never see her grandson make history and she’ll never get to go on that date with John McCain, since they were the same age. It’s a sad day for Obama and his fans and family, she was a big role model of his, but I am sure he’ll be able to power through this and we won’t have to deal with the insanity that mama’s boy Kanye West gave us when his mom died.

Again, I’m not American, I’m not voting, I am not the polls leading everyone to believe he’s going to win this by a landslide, so you can keep your hate out of this, because it’s hard to make racial slurs about an old farm girl who became a Vice President of a bank in the 60s in Hawaii as a minority died, even if she’s got a half-black grandson.

On a side note, I did a little research and it turns out that this wasn’t strategy for him to get the sympathy vote.

I wonder what are all the Obama supporters going to do when he doesn’t win….it’s going to be a pretty sad fucking day for all of them….I am convinced that despite being a revolutionary in a lot of ways, he just won’t win, but I may be wrong.

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Posted in:Election 08|Obama