To think I had these preconceived notions of Shauna Sand, you know that she was a fake tittied, fake tanned whore, who’s only skill was how fast she could bring a dick to orgasm with her leathery skin and fake plastic lips, but it turns out that I was wrong about her. She is really clever and well spoken, you know how she explains to us how she deals with jealous people by just throwing a smile at them, because cunts like this are so fucking delusional that they truly believe if you’re laughing at her bad tit job, you are jealous of her, because they can’t admit to themselves that they are fucking clowns and since she’s smart enough to try to figure that one out, she’s pretty much proven to be smart enough to be Vice President of the USA, which may not be saying much, but is saying something.
Here are some pictures of Shauna Sand in her classy Halloween Costume…..I guess it’s still called dressing up, even if you aren’t putting all that much clothes on and despite how haggard she looks, I seriously have no problem with this costume.
So this local radio station in Montreal called Sarah Palin pretending to be the President of France and here is the call. It’s pretty hysterical to think this woman may be your next President. I highly doubt that will happen, at least I hope it doesn’t happen, even though she’s the kind of woman worth fuckin, even though her uterus has beat the fuck up 5 times and is producing duds now, because who really wants to get a bitch pregnant anyway.
I love that they name a fake Prime Minisiter of Canada, and she says she appreciates his support, not that anyone knows who runs Canada, but if you’re going to be the Vice President you sure as hell should, not to mention that there is now Prime Minister of Quebec because shit’s a province, not a fuckin’ country.
He goes on to talk about hunting with her and killing baby seals…she says she’d love to….
He says Carla Bruni’, his “wife” wrote a song for her called Lipstick on a Pig, then asked if she was married to Joe the Plumber and he said that in France they have something similar to Joe the Plumber but is “Guy with bread under arm” and she says that France is a great inspiration to the McCain-Palin campaign….
The call ended amazingly. The radio host told her he loved the movie about life that Hustler released called Nailin Paylin and she thanks him then they tell her she was being pranked and she panics. It’s a good way to start the Election Week, if she deals with prank calls this well, I can only assume she’ll deal with wars in a way that will lead to total apocalypse….
The polar bear visuals are a nice touch…I got nothing more to say, this dumb bitch is not suited for much more than working the Wal Mart cash register….and skinnin’ beavers to make parkas to keep warm, if you know what I mean….
These guys are amazing and I want to be invited on their show since I live in the same city.
I almost fought a girl last night. She was a short dumpy bitch who was probably in her early 20s wearing some pink costume. She was in hysterics because either she’s fucking crazy or on her period and was in line behind me at a store. She started bumpin me thinking it would make the line move faster and at first I kinda liked it. It was nice to feel another girl against my body, when I was just going out to get some potatoes for dinner, but then she got more and more aggressive, to the point where I almost lost my balance, I turned around to see what the fuck was going on because up until that point I thought I was getting a boner. It turns out confronting a crazy bitch is the wrong thing to do when they are already pushing and swearing and acting crazy in a fucking pink costume. She ended up throwing three or for bunches to my chest, neck and head and then stormed through the line pushing over an old lady and just being full nuts and then she ran out the door, but if she wasn’t so quick and strong, I would have totally broken her nose for being a cunt….and would blame it on Halloween saying I was dressed like a woman beater.
Happy Halloween, dress like an asshole, try to get some Halloween whores pregnant even though they won’t acknowledge your presence, cuz trouble, kidnap kids for jokes, put razor blades in apples and hand that shit out, and do all the other things people do on the sluttiest night of the year….
Because Even the Sluttiest of Sluts Out Tonight Won’t Go Near You GO
ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND…. GO
Join My Facebook Page Cuz It’s All Those Fuckers are Letting Me Have as they Try to Monetize the Site and Eliminate People Using Their Personal Profiles To Promote Their Websites….Fascistsbook…ironically owned by a Jew….. GO
SOME PRE-HALLOWEEN DRINKING LINKS ADDED FOR YOU TO CLICK….
Beyonce – Upskirt – At Boutique Opening Event In Tokyo GO
Here’s a documentary on Jay Z, because he’s one of the best rapppers out there. It sounds like it’s done by the same dude who did the whole Michael Jackson is a child rapist Neverland Ranch documentary that hit a few years ago, but I’m just saying that because all British people sound the same and I figure only one of them cares enough about black peole to bother doing a documentary on them, the rest of the British people are drinking beer, sipping tea, grey skinned, chimney cleaners or the Royal Family and neither know that black people exist.
I am posting this because he’s banging Rihanna and Beyonce and is touring with DJ AM, who’s on fire now, or at least he was a couple weeks ago, and because I can’t find good smut to post, but will keep on keepin’ on lookin for it.
I didn’t post any videos today and the only one that was emailed to me is this old piece of shit one of a white fat girl in Jamaica dancing around like a whore and getting pretty much raped by a local. Jamaica dancers are fuckin’ amazing, I’ve seen video of them doing ass tricks I’ve never seen or understood all while standing against a wall in a “Fuck me Now” stance and it’s the dirtiest kind of dance out there, so it’s funny when a fat chick tries it out and gets assaulted.
The truth is this video is a fat chick’s dream, because a sub-par girl is getting all kinds of male attention, something they are never used to, because black dudes love fat girls especially when those fat girls are white and from the USA.
I am cracked the fuck out today, my brain isn’t working, that’s why I am slow on these Keely Hazell pics, but in my defense, I just because I don’t give a fuck about her, she doesn’t really do anything for me, or for herself, other than use her tits to make her money, which happens to be something I find respectable, because she’s keeping it real while other girls go out and get an education and jobs and start wanting to run for President, or start their own businesses, or even become doctors or lawyers, and that offends me.
It’s just not nature’s way and it seems like once they reach that level of success, they try to get their kids to do even more than they did all while lookin down on people like me, by calling us deadbeats for living off our wife’s disability check or creeps for thinking it is perfectly fine to pay a girl 5 dollars to see her tits, and they are never suckin’ my dick where they belong because they are too busy fucking shit up trying to make a living.
Girls like Keely keep it outschool. They keep the dream alive. They remind us that girls are nothing but tits and pussy and maybe that’s why she has so many fans and has reached such success, because she’s just keeing a core part of human nature alive, something that’s been lost ass the women around us left the kitchen and entered the workforce because they thought they could and that is one of our generation’s biggest failure. They’ll write about it in history books….maybe they already have… I wouldn’t know…because I don’t know how to read.
You know you never hear dudes brag about how dry their girl’s vaginas are. Like you never here shit like “My girl never gets wet, her pussy is like a cold platter of deli meat, and every time I try sticking my dick in it, it’s like fucking sandpaper”, but that was before I saw these pictures of Suzanne Somers, because despite knowing that she’s in her 60s and has a pretty hot body for a 60 year old, despite the whole gunt she should try to thighmaster off a little more aggressively, you know her husband is bragging to all his friends about her. You know he’s totally down with her menopausal old lady lack of natural lubricant pussy, because of what it’s attached to, and I guess I am posting this to give all you girls who don’t even look this good now, some genetic evidence that maybe it is time to kill yourself, because it’s only going to get worse for you while women like this roam the planet and you can really only blame your parents for bringing you into this cold dark world….not that I think suicide is ever an answer, I am just throwing another reason to your list of reasons you should do it when you run throuhg the whole pros/cons in your head every night. Suicide is really only encouraged if you are the cast of The Hills or Paris Hilton and the truth is that there are a lot of ugly people out there who get by in this superficial world because there are a lot of desperate dudes out there who will fuck anything, even you, so maybe you should take on a job at a call center or behind the scenes somewhere, because we all know people are nicer to you when they don’t have to see that wretched face and you can save that money for plastic surgery or nice things to distract yourself from the fate that is your life…
Aubrey O’Day reminds me of using too much E or at least her career does. One minute, she’s flying high on her reality show, in a band then the next she’s kicked the fuck off the show and out of the band, for being an attention whore slut that draws negative attention to Diddy, making her doomed to a life of fake tits and colorfully dyed dogs. It’s like the time I went to a rave years ago, not really knowing what to expect, and popping a couple of pills my friend gave me and realizing it kicked in an hour into it because the people dressed like circus performers in furry pants didn’t piss me off anymore, actually nothing pissed me off and I was meeting people, hugging strangers and was convinced that I was in heaven and these little freaky kids were fuckin’ angels carrying me to a better place, then all of a sudden, my brain froze and when I looked at their faces they were skeletons and demons and I ran in the corner trying to hide, thinking it was over for me…..and it took me about 2 years to really believe that I hadn’t died that night and that I was actually not in some weird afterlife, but in real life, and my friends were happy when I stopped grabbing their faces in a panic to see if they were actually there with me and that I wasn’t just dreaming the whole thing. Needless to say, I never did E again and my story probably has nothing to do with Aubrey O’Day and her busted up face, but I am too far behind to bother editing it now…..
Kim Karashian dressed like Wonder Woman in it wasn’t wonderful, it was a fucking disaster and the only thing that I am left wondering is how the fuck she managed to find a costume that fits her fat ass. I went through a phase where I wanted to dress my wife up as various obvious fantasies, because I thought it would make me whoring myself to her for free rent seem less like one of Discovery Channel’s dirty jobs and more like I was playing out some of my fantasies/fetishes and I could only find a beast of a woman to go along with it. Like the time I almost scored a threesome with 2 small breasted fat girls with acne because probably hadn’t showered the last 2 weeks because they were too busy eating, something Kim Kardashian know way too much about, at least that what her big dumpy ass looks like it does in this stupid costume.
For the record, I’ve seen the sex tape and trust me she’s pretty much got no super powers, unless you consider being used as a black man’s toilet a super power, or maybe her power lies in her ability to sit on her fat ass all day mustering up the power to lift her lazy self off the couch and out to an event/ the kitchen…but I don’t think it is one according to comic book motherfuckers like you….
Kendra Wilkinson is the kind of girl who doesn’t need to dress up for Halloween, because every time she leaves her house, she’s in a slutty costume. The only thing that would make any sense as a costume for her would be a snowsuit to cover her slut ass up, or maybe naked with a dildo in her ass to take her slutty behavior up a notch, but I in her defense, not that she needs to rationalize her sluttiness, because we all like sluts, but when you’re a Playmate who worked for Heffner as one of his staged girlfriend for a publicity stunt after he found in some small town and decided to cultivate her into what you see today, like a modern day oil prospector, but instead of the real oil, he goes to the baby oil wrestling championships at local stripclubs to find his pink and blonde gold. So being a slut is kinda all she really knows.
Speaking of Heffner, i thought about going as a poor version of him, you know get my wife and her friends in their plus sized lingerie, while wearing a ratty ass robe and a wifebeater, with a can of beer and a hand rolled cigarette, but figured it’d be lame, even if I took a viagra and walked around with a boner all night, so I’ll just watch people make asses of themselves, rather than being a person making an ass of myself, not that I don’t already do that daily, but you get what I mean….
Either way, I guess Kendra Wilkinson is going as herself before she met Hef, you know when she was just a small town whore, with an abusive husband who beat the fuck out of her, but was smart enough to do it where you couldn’t see the marks, unless she was wearing her stripper outfit, in which case they could always blame the bruises on a pole accident.
