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2022

23

May

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

Madison Beer is another one of these children with stage parents who allowed them to get on the YOUTUBE so that all their dreams of celebrity could come true, so that they could be the female Bieber, who was also a kid put on Youtube before being that biggest popstar in the world…so the preteen hit the youtube to sing her cover songs at her mom’s request and likely got rich as shit doing it…only to sign a record deal and only release her first album this past year that I guess she’s touring….but no one cares because she’s just some fucking exploited youtube trash….that only had followers back then because perverts of youtube like watching underage girls do song and dance..its’ fucking creepy, but obviously never policed because the people at the top of the food chain are creepy too and probably watching that shit too, that’s how they found her to sign her.

Anyway, in her lessons in getting famous enough to get millions of dollars and a record deal, she’s learned that her big tits are more important than her shitty song and dance, so that’s why she’s bringing them in this content…marketing the only way she knows how in an era that doesn’t care about talent but that does care about its.

I’m all for it. I may hate celebrity, the process, the output of what they put out, but I’m fine with the tits…

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2022

23

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess with the impending new Pandemic that they didn’t even try to brand as something scary, but instead as something cartoon-like, MOKEY POX, where the K is SILENT, one of the better memes, I mean besides all the pictures of Planet of the Apes monkey hybrids with the caption reading “me after a year of Monkey Pox after refusing to get vaccinated”…either way, good fodder…

It’s one of those silly lab made viruses that no medical workers have ever heard of, but now they’re going to hear nothing but that shit, assuming that it actually goes viral officially and they get to run with it…..but for now it’s low level, barely contagious, targeting gays, and easy to recover…but that won’t stop vaccine mandates, or forced quarantines or all the other fun stuff they love to TROLL us with.

The good news is that the MEDICAL WORKERS will be used again as heroes, which means the medical worker sluts who moonlight as MEDICAL WORKERS for an angle for the OnlyFans will keep on producing nudes, now that they’ll be kept in for another round of making the people who own the vaccines richer as shit….for that other massive transfer of wealth.

I still find getting naked in a hospital fucking gross, but if it’s in picture, you won’t get MRSA cock.

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2022

23

May

Dua Lipa Bikini Tits of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s in a skimpy bikini I feel like I’ve seen her in before, but I don’t actually keep track of these pop stars in bikinis as much as you’d assume that I’d be keeping track of, since I have an archive of this shit that I aimlessly write about because I don’t know what else to do with myself in a given day, I’m pathetic like that.

She pretends that she was a plus sized model before being a youtube cover song singing girl who they singed to a lucrative deal and who is now the biggest popstar around, and luckily the generation is sluttier, exhibitionists who love you jerking off to them, and the body looks alright, if you’re into not seeing a bitch on all fours with her ass spread so you can see the asshole behind the thong…which I am not….I figure anything but an asshole behind thong is a cocktease, intentionally trying to ruin our spirits, but I’ll look at the foreplay, softcore, safe for work version since she is super fucking famous, rich and totally not even in need of these bikini pics for additional hype, she just does it for the good times and there is something noble or special in that…innit.

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2022

23

May

Elsa Hosk Thong of the Day

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I just did a post on on how the MILFS I see on the regular aren’t actually MILFS but rather MIAWTFBTAA….Mom’s I am Willing to Fuck Because They Are Around….

You know, when you have no standards you capitalize on ANY girl willing to fuck you, if she’s willing to fuck you, in that brief moment in time, with that brief window of opportunity….take what you can get….and having a kid and a wrecked body is usually increasing your chances because they hate themselves as much as you hate their gross battle wounds from pregnancy and giving up….

Some moms, like Elsa Hosk, who would never be willing to fuck you, because they have an athlete’s approach to staying hot and winning, despite having a kid try to fuck them up, which they clearly don’t let fuck them up, because they aren’t like the MILFS I see on the regular who all look like they have 2 kids more than they actually have, you know REAL mom shit at walmart….that this mom puts to shame in a “You are lazy bitch, get it together”….I mean look at his shit

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2022

23

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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I was just wondering why most mom’s I am exposed to are old as shit, rotted out like an old log in the rain forest as shit, just sloppy as fuck, like they’ve thrown in the towel, because they haven’t given into the whole internet whore lifestyle, of dressing young, making your face young, looking as hot as possible for as long as possible…

So instead of nude model babes who happen to have kids tanning at the park, I’m stuck with old as shit moms who are out there just as half naked, but because they’ve given up and don’t care, and not because they want to be jacked off to.

Luckily, the moms of the internet over compensate for being moms, because they know it’s basically a body and pussy destroying thing that they need to fight off to survive….we just need more mom’s not willing to give up to keep the MILFs being authentically moms we want to fuck and not moms wee fuck because we’re horny and they’re available…there’s a difference.

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2022

23

May

Charli XCX Blasphemy of the Day

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Charli XCX is out here using some “Holy Spirit” branded panties to remind you that she sold her soul to the devil in the last year or two officially, in efforts to finally have a career and the devil pulled through for her, because she’s had some hit videos/singles, some Netflix show and some media coverage she’d never have if she hadn’t sold her soul…..she also bought a 25 million dollar mansion, because working for Satan to destroy the younger generation is key….

Doing things like dripping your nasty ass and cunt all over religious branded panties to be shocking, or to be offensive and edgy, when we all know that’s low level disrespect to Christianity, almost a fucking joke dis to Christianity, but hopefully enough to get her struck down, because that’s what her and her big enough tits, just not big enough for her to be seen as hot enough, cuz all I see is some underserving trash acting like she’s finally made it after 10 years of trying, who clearly didn’t make it those 10 years prior because she’s just not very interesting….

Even bringing the shock value, like a Catholic school girl fucking a crucifix to be edgy, is hardly fucking working, it’s probably less about her pussy being the holy spirit and more about needing the holy spirit after smelling it…

Vile pig bitch.

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2022

23

May

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

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I did not give a shit about Cavallari back when she was younger and on TV, so I am not really into her now that she’s some MILF divorcee with a set of tits and a hard nipple, that is shamelessly showing off said tits and hard nipple, because it’s good for her social media ratio, building followers, working the algorithm, so that she can sell more product, since her hefty child support and alimony from fucking a pro athlete to completion isn’t enough, you know she doesn’t want to be one of those OC moms who doesn’t work and who collects the checks from their exes thanks to strategic work with their cunts, you know prostituting without the stigma, or the late nights on the street approaching cars and hoping it’s not cops, filled with more designer clothing, expensive homes and you just need one john dumb enough to cum in you to sort it all out and spin it like you’re not a whore…I mean she was on TV, so she can’t be a money grubber…that’s what they want you to think…or she’s an entrepreneur with a brand who you’d think doesn’t need to be a money grubber….yet for whatever reason, the tits are out like a money grubber….so if it looks and smells like a money grubber, we can assume that’s exactly what it is and exactly why the tits are out.

Shameless, shouldn’t she be at soccer practice or doing other rich mom shit, so maybe rich mom shit is about having the tits out….holding onto the ability to give boners as long as they can.

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2022

23

May

Kourtney Kardashian’s Nasty Ass of the Day

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The trashy, evil, demonic, pieces of shit that basically were chosen as the family to destroy a generation of women, turning them into face injected muppets, willing to do anything to get a payout for just being themselves, so that they can buy expensive shit they don’t need….were in Italy, because a cancelled brand – DOLCE & GABBANA – who got turned on for some racist shit a few years ago decided to sponsor the Kourtney and Travis Barker wedding from hell, or that they wish was from hell, because they’ve all sold their fucking souls in order to be these weird people….that I am surprised anyone gives a shit about…they really aren’t interesting.

But yeah, great marketing opportunity for the brand to get into the media, great marketing opportunity for the family to milk a very boring storyline of some menopuasal bitch marrying a freak drummer from a punk band of yesteryear….NO ONE CARES, but they fucking try to make us care….they’ve been married 3-4 times already, fuck off already.

If you ever see pics of the two idiots, and you do, because they milk this story on the media like they milk the cows that are the Kardashians….they’re always tongues down each other’s throat and if you didn’t know they were rich and famous, you’d think they were medicated street buskers on some bender in the bus shelter.

I know what you’re thinking, Barker survived one plane crash, society would benefit if FINAL DESTINATION comes through on the flight home in a “YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME DEMON”….you know take em all out for the betterment of society as a whole…if that is God’s will and it arguably should be.

In the meantime, I’ll look at the 45 year old’s nasty mom ass in a thong that you know she’s likely had shaped to look this way by the family ass doctor who made Bruce’s cock into a cunt.

Garbage fucking people that the tabloids fucking love….and as gross as I think they are, I’ll still stare at their thonged asses…why not.

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2022

23

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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This weekend, I learned a very creepy thing that involves transgenders breast feeding.

It all stems from the Calvin Klein pregnant man that went viral a few weeks ago, everyone was mad that they used a pregnant man in their campaign, which is basically a woman who cut her tits off, took male hormones until deciding it was time to get pregnant like they were born to do, but it gets fucking weirder, because the pregnant man was dating an over the top bimbo, and I was like “that bimbo is a dude for sure”….you you have dude with fake tits on chick hormones, making a baby with chick with no tits on male hormones, and a fashion brand decided to exploit them for PR stunts….

Anyway, the girl in the relationship, who was born man, was breast feeding their baby and I though that’s fucking twisted and perverted, maybe even child abuse…making a kid latch onto a dude’s fake tit.

AS IT TURNS OUT…..to make the trans thing weirder, they induce lactation in barren women, and thus in men on women’s hormones who get their mammary glands pumping thanks to their hormones….so the baby is ACTUALLY sucking man milk…and not the man milk you want your girl sucking out of your balls, but rather man milk from the tit….GOOGLE IT.

It makes breast feeding, the natural function of the tit, weirder than it already is, but I guess a breast feeding fetish is always weird, except when you’re in public and being shown a tit, when otherwise you wouldn’t…

You see a milk filled tit, may be a tit doing its job, it may excite a husband now that his wife has huge engorged tits, but to an outsider it’s an inferior tit that we look at when it’s showed to us, because it is a tit.

Now, not knowing if the milk tit is woman or man, throws a wrench in the whole fucking fetish.