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2008

25

Sep

Youtube Mainpage Video of the Day

I hate fart jokes a lot, I find them the elementary school answer to a cheap joke, and the truth is when someone farts around me the smell offends me just enough to not laugh. I was at a bar last night and went to take a piss, and I don’t really know what the fuck happened, but the whole area smelled disgusting. There was no one in the bathroom, just some prick who has something seriously wrong with his insides and since my nose is fucked and I am forced to be a mouth breather, I don’t generally notice these kinds of things, excet last night, I tasted it.

Either way, fart jokes annoy me, people farting is disgusting, even if everyone does it, it doesn’t make it right, despite what some girl I once dated for about 2 weeks used to try to convince me when she’d fart after sex, true story. So when I saw this video on Youtube’s mainpage called Je’Rid’s Sexy Farts I felt the need to post it beause the editor’s at YouTube are idiots.

Posted in:Mainpage|Youtube

2008

25

Sep

Naked Man Gets Killed By Cops of the Day

Here’s a video of someone who is better off than me today. Watch it.

Posted in:Dead|Naked Man

2008

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Cameltoe at the Dance Studio of the Day

Looks like Kim Kardashian isn’t the only thing with a big appetite in her world, looks like her vagina’s eating her pants.

I woke up this morning with no interest to write about people I don’t care about, who have money I’ll never have and live an empty souless life I don’t want, only to get a lawyer’s letter to take down the images 3 minutes after I make the post. It’s like I am on suicide watch or someshit, and everytime I get that noose tied perfectly and snuggly fitted around my neck, the men in the hospital whites come in and take all my hard work apart.

These could be old, I may have already posted them, who really cares, it’s still fucking tedious, but not as tedious as lookin’ at these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s massive vagina eating a perfectly fine pair of pants. I wonder if shit left a mark..a pussy-shit mark….actually I really don’t.

Posted in:Dance Studio|Kim Kardashian

2008

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dude you have gotten so fucken lazy over the last 3 or 4 years. I remember when your site rocked. Now it mostly just links. It was you comments that made the site.

I use to be a huge fan but you really have gotten lazy. Did you outsource your site to some Indian fuck?
 
I will be checking back every few months.
 
Get drunker Jesus and get your site back up to par….Bitch.

I am always getting drunk, maybe it’s taking a toll on my brain power, or maybe writing about useless celebrities everyday is uninspiring, what I do know is that I spend more time on the site now than I ever have and I don’t have advertisers or business partners making me censor my shit, so I guess what it comes down to is that I just suck at life, but we knew that already, didn’t we.

Here are my links, that make up most of my site and not the 10 fucking shitty posts I wrote before posting these links. Asshole.

Sluts GOOGLE THEMSELVES Viral….
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Drew Barrywhore Really Gets Around
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More Megan Fox
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Because It’s Wednesday and You Deserve a Break And By Break I Mean Slut to Jerk Off To….
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Pussy Cat Dolls Continue You Slut Til You Can’t Slut No More Tour
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Here’s Some Dita Von TEase for Those of You Interested in Middle Aged Women Who Dress Like They Are 80
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Prank War!
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Can’t Go Wrong Wtih Soem Eva Mendes
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Marisa Miller Has a Calendar
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Jessica Alba’s Vagina May Be Ruined, But Her Vagina Is Still In Tact
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Boring In Berlin
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Nick Hogan is Getting Out of Jail Early.
Maybe He’ll Get Drunk and Kill Another Person to Celebrate
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Here’s Some Michael Moore Shit Some of You May Be Interested In
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Drama Tel
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Kittens Love Boobs
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OMG!! WTF?? NO WAY!!!
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Charlize Theron Makes Me Love Her Even More In Vanity Fair Italy
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Now THATS a Domestic Dispute – VIDEO
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Clay Aiken: I’m Gay
Us: NO SHIT ASSHOLE!
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The Best Place You’ll Fine Porn All Day
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Douchebag Bikini Contest
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Dutch Teen Amateurs
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Busty Blonde Strips Down
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Peep Show Fantasy
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How About Some Greek Porn?
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Slut in a White Dress
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It At Least She Did 2 Years Ago in These Bikini Pictures….
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Amy Winehouse’s Third Album May Not Happen
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If Kim Kardashian is Thin, I am Sober
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If Katie Price Puts Her Face on Another Product I Swear to Fucking God…
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Sex The Easy Way
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I Hope Someone Finds This Guy and Beats the Shit Out Of Him
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Nudist Has a Vaginal Problem….
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Devon is Delightful
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Why Was Pheobe Price At the Emmy’s?
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Ol’ Tits
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I Know I Make Fun of Lohan All the Time, But Seriously, I Feel Bad Her Father is Such an ASshole
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Uhhhh..Hmmmm….Okay….
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Toon Tang – Because You Can’t Get Pussy In Real Life
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Zara Naira is Gorgeous
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Build a Home Made Burgaler Alarm
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The 10 Hottest Moments if Braless Celebrity History
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Who’s The Hottest Dancing With the Stars Chick?
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The Complete Allison Stokke Web-Photo Index
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What would happen if all the Disney princesses were on HBO’s Cathouse?
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Wall Street Face or O Face
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13 Craziest Moments in Tyra Banks
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A Dumb Woman Tricked into Sex For Medical Reasons
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Naked Asian Sluts….
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Some Weird Superhero Bondage Fetish Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Sep

Brad Pitt Shot a Commercial in France With Some Hot Pussy of the Day

So Brad Pitt shot a commercial in France because they probably paid him a lot of money and since he’s trying to make some ties in the country that his kids were born in and he did it with some old chick in a bikini.

Old chicks are pretty fucking amazing, despite being pretty fucking rotten to look at. They just have this “who gives a fuck” attitude that younger girls don’t have. It’s like they reach a certain age and they either give up on life, or try to hold onto their youth and the only competitive advantage they have to younger girls is that they aren’t scared to do it. They aren’t self conscious, they will get naked anywhere. They aren’t reserved, they will fuck you anywhere. They aren’t up to date on the trends, so you can fuck them without a condom, but the only problem is that when you fuck them, you just don’t feel anything but an empty hole and dry flesh that is comparable to a loose gripped masturbation session but the dryness doesn’t lead to a rash because there is barely any friction as you you hardly touch the walls of her vagina no matter how well hung you are…..It’s a lot like shoving your dick between your wife’s fat rolls only less moist, come on, I can’t be the only one who’s done that….

Posted in:Bikini|Brad Pitt|France|Grandma

2008

24

Sep

Jennifer Aniston in Some Loney Vacation Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jennifer Aniston went on a lonely vacation recently, probably in attempts to get away from the hard truth that her life has a pretty depressing future alone and childless, and the good news is that she did it in a bikini, because despite being nothing amazing to look at, I’d rather be lookin’ at it in a bikini than clothed.

I have to say that she does look better than the Greek girls I know or the Greek girls who I have fucked, because I have fucked a Greek girl before and the whole experience was interesting enough to remember, because unlike non-Greek girls, I totally went ahead and shoved my dick in her ass and she didn’t even squirm or make a noise. Sure, I have a pretty small penis, but shit was like naturally lubricated and ready to go, like it was a second vagina and part of her Greek genetic code, leading me to believe that the stereotype comes from some truth….

So some advice to Aniston is that if you want to trick a dude into knocking you up, you gotta take him out of your ass, even if the anal is the only reason he’s in you in the first place. Everyone knows that’s the Christian girl’s answer to birth control and you can’t get pregnant like that….

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston|Lonely

2008

24

Sep

Jessica Alba Takes Her Post Pregnancy Vagina to the Beach of the Day

Jessica Alba brought her post-pregnancy body out to the beach recently. I have no idea who these pictures belong to or if they are new or not but I am going to post them anyway, because they are Alba in a bikini and people seem to like that shit. I thinks she’s seriously overhyped, but she bounced back from the pregnancy pretty fuckin’ decently and it is safe to say that her career probably won’t suffer as much as her vagina did. I’ll probably have to remove this pics pretty soon, so take them in while you can.

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Alba|Post Pregnancy

2008

24

Sep

Jordan Promotes Her Perfume Line the Only Way She Knows How….Half Naked… of the Day

Katie “Jordan” Price is a whore who has managed to make a name for herself being a whore and I guess I shouldn’t hate on her for having the stupidest implants or a career based on being a whore, because I like whores and I have to remind myself of that sometimes. I don’t care that she has a huge product line named after her and I don’t care that she’s been successful doing what she does, I just care that she does it as slutty as possible and she seems to manage that pretty well. These are some pictures of her promoting some perfume and it reminds me of the time I wanted to start a porn magazine so I put an ad in the local paper and bought a couple sexy outfits, hired a photographer for the day and no one showed up, so I decided to bite the bullet and dress up and pose sexy, I figure why let a good thing go to waste. Boy, would I be happy if those pictures never hit the internet….

Posted in:Jordan|Perfume

2008

24

Sep

Katy Perry in a See Through Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry is my enemy. Sure, I don’t know her and will never know her, but I do know that song and every I hear it everywhere I go, it’s like a fucking punch to the face and after a certain number of punches to the face, I start to take shit personally, and when I try to avoid those punches by changing the radio station, only to hear the song on the other channel, I feel like there’s no fucking escape. To make things worse, I find the bitch to be chubby, unattractive and talentless, but no one cares what I think, and instead see a big set of tits and a fantasy of those tits making out with other tits, leading to more money and success in her pocket and making her stick around longer than she deserves, and the whole thing is pretty stressful for me and the only real solution is to jump out of my apartment window, but like Katy Perry, I am too lazy to move, so I’ll just eat this bag of chips hoping the fat goes to the right places so that I can land a million dollar record deal and post pics of myself in a see through nightgown that covers my fat chick nipples on myspace. Fuckers.

Posted in:Katy Perry|See Through

2008

24

Sep

Lohan’s Lesbian Pussy is Hungry for Cock of the Day

When I first saw these pictures of Lohan sitting with her legs spread open like some kind of whore, I figured she was just taking a lesbian stance. You know a whole penis hating approach to life, where she can sit like a man if she wants to because this isn’t a man’s world and can throw away all she’s learned about being lady-like in public because that’s just a product of men, but then I realized that she is being lady like. The kind of lady who wants dick.

She is sprawling her legs apart because she’s craving cock, dying for cock and dreaming of cock. She didn’t realize that signing up to this whole lesbianism would mean no more cock, she just thought it made for decent companionship between various cock, and now she’s struggling like a cat in heat, but instead of rubbing it’s cat pussy on my leg, or wall-to-wall carpeting, she’s sprawling it open in clothes wishing one of the dudes on set of this photoshoot would just take her right then and there.

It’ll be interesting to see how the next few months unfold…but I predict penis will be involved and I am not talking about Ronson’s lesbian penis, or dolphin shaped strap-on. I am talking about real cock, attached to a living dude. Not that it really matters.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Pussy