Beyonce was out in a bikini last week and I know I am slow on posting these pictures, but the last thing I think of when I see Beyonce in a bikini, is that I need to get these fuckers on the site as quickly as fucking possible, because my initial response is to pretend like I’ve never seen them, hoping they go away, until an email comes in suggesting I throw them on the site and I do because that reminder, reminds me, that some where out there, some motherfucker finds her hot. So while Beyonce’s husband/boyfriend/fiance Jay Z is out about town with his gang of sluts like Rihanna, Beyonce is on vacation with men in Tuxedos and the good news is that even she knows her fried chicken eating lined her arteries, ass and thighs, but never ventured to her tits, leading her to cover that shit up with a surong and for that, we thank her, because otherwise, these pictures would be a hell of a lot more devastating than they are.
2008
06
Oct
Kendra Wilkinson Judges Bikini Contests in the Bahamas of the Day
It is the off season, which means that the unemployed and Joe Six Pack can take a vacation to a resort designed for the stars that is more like Disneyland than a peaceful getaway, not that I’ve ever been to either, because that is only because I have given up on the consumer ideal of vacation, but turning my life into a permanent vacation, by not having a job and the only thing I really ever want to get away from is my wife and I can do that through hard drinking, but that’s not the point, the point is that Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner’s recently exiled girlfriend has been doing the resort circuit, last week in the Domincan, this week in the Bahamas and she gets to do such exciting and useful things like judge bikini contests. Sure it’s not saving the fucking whales, or helping fundraise for AIDS or Breast Cancer, but it’s a pretty huge accomplishment for someone who’s only ability is being able to take off her clothes for Playboy.
Posted in:Bahamas|Kendra Wilkinson
2008
06
Oct
Salma Hayek’s Nipple on German TV of the Day
Salma Hayek was on German TV recently, lost a bet with someone and had to come out in some traditional German outfit because I guess the German’s take Cocktober fest seriously. The other thing they take seriously is mass genocide to create a superior aryan race, but I guess 60 years is long enough to forget those small little cultural details and appreciate Hayek’s tits while listening to such a romantic sounding language that makes part of me want to watch German scat porn before raping and gas chambering a bunch of Jews and the other part of me take a nice warm bath relaxing to the sounds of Wagner or Ramstein . Such a docile people.
Either way, they did good today by tricking Hayek into this outfit. Enjoy.
Posted in:Germany|Nipple|Salma Hayek
2008
06
Oct
Nicolette Sheridan is in a Bikini of the Day
Since the paparazzi agency that either got paid by Nicolette Sheridan’s people to take pictures of her in a bikini because they think she’s some kind of miracle being in her mid 40s and lookin like this and feel it’s an accomplishment worth drawing attention to, or that sifted through her garbage, tapped her phone lines, climbed fences and used expensive photo equipment to capture these life changing photos of Nicolette Sheridan’s old ass in a bikini, is an agency that wants to bring me the fuck down, sue me and destroy everything I have worked for, like they try to destroy the privacy of famous people I don’t really give a fuck about, but you seem to give a fuck about, putting me in this whole mess to begin with, I decided to do the post by linking to another site, so that you get the goods and I don’t get ruined in the process….because I know cumming to pictures of something Michael Bolton has cum on , and I don’t mean his microphone or outrageous undeserved record sales, but I do mean his girlfriend, is something important to you. So this is me, putting myself out ther for you. Enjoy.
To See Nicolette Sheridan in a Bikini
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Posted in:Bikini|Nicolette Sheridan
2008
06
Oct
Leryn Franco’s Tit on the Runway of the Day
Leryn Franco is some Olympic Athlete from Paraguay, a country where they encourage their athletes to get fake tits and walk the runway in order to get on the international scene because none of their other athletes do the Javelin throw and figure they might as well get one who is worth fucking in there to help make herself famous, a strategy I am okay with because these fake tits are better then the thousand of fake tits I’ve seen before them and with stats like that, who cares if you’re the worst Javelin thrower in the Olympics, that shit’s a pretty dead end sport anyway.
Posted in:Uncategorized
2008
06
Oct
DJ AM’s Vintage Rolex After the Plane Crash of the Day
So I went to a concert this past weekend, it was one of those DJ things with people who are down with DJ AM. I made some joke to the girl next to me who was some hot little slut, with a tight, round ass that I could balance my drink on, while using my hands to do other more important and inappropriate things to her, because I wanted to make her laugh since making a girl laugh, makes her panties come off even faster than drugging them, and it is a lot less suspicious when leaving the club, since you’re not pulling her by the hair.
Anyway, I said something along the lines of “I hear that DJ AM is providing pyrotechnics for the show” then did my best impression of a man running around on fire, she didn’t laugh. Then about 20 minutes later, I pulled out my lighter, lit it and said, “Look DJ AM is in the building”, again, no laughs….except from me because I thought it was hysterical.
Here is a picture AM posted of his rolex that was on his arm during the crash, looks pretty fucked up, but not as fucked up as a wedding DJ who can afford a fucking rolex. This is a crazy world we live in and AM is an asshole.
Posted in:DJ AM|Plane Crash
2008
06
Oct
Soulja Boy Brings 10 Year old Girls Backstage of the D
Soulja Boy did what any famous teenager would do and that’s bring a group of 10 year olds who find his nipples hot backstage because dude likes them young because backstage is the magical place where the artists get the groupies to do real bad things. I heard after this video was shot, Soulja Boy went on to wine them and dine them with his extensive Barbie collection and lured them back to his hotel room to see his new puppy. Any way you look at this shit, it’s fuckin’ creepy and awkward and criminal as far as I’m concerned and I can’t think of a better way to start up the week, other than staying in bed and not wasting my time updating this bullshit site while I could be watching Point Break, the best movie of all time, in case you were wondering.
This reminds me of a Soulja Boy joke my stepdaughter told me, that goes like this. Who does Soulja Boy invite to the after party, and you’re supposed to say YOOOOOOUUUU like that stupid superman that ho song, when in reality he invites ten year old and the worse thing about all this is that you are jealous. YOOOOUUUUU sick fuck.
Posted in:Pedophile|Soulja Boy
2008
06
Oct
Kimbo Slice Gets Knocked the Fuck Out of the Day
Kimbo Slice got knocked out after 15 seconds by a dude with pink hair….pussy.
Posted in:Kimbo Slice|Knocked Out
2008
04
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I got this email/comment on the site today and I felt the need to address it…
Just an FYI … You seem to want to grow the website and forum, but using the phrase “whiny jew” is a turn off. In case you were wondering, Jewish is the correct term, no matter how “edgy” you are trying to appear.
Just an FYI, but you seem to want to get the point across that Jews are whiny, or that Jews should be called Jewish by whining. Is that what lawyers call a case in point? You should know the answer seeing as you are a Jewish. Go fuck yourself and here are my links.
With Love.
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
The World’s Fattest Man is Getting Married.
No, No, No, Not Me, I’m already Married
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Just When I Thought It Was Completely Impossible For Hollywood to Do Anything Shittier
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Liz Hurley Panty Flash Goodness
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A Jessica Simpson Close Up id the Last Thing I Need Today
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Mary Carey Has Cleavage (Lots)
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Will HE Fit?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Nothing Says “I Care” Like Hitting Your Friend in the Balls
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Comic Book Fans: Then and Now
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Everyone Hates Resse Witherspoon
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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Say What? Q-Tip Used to BAng Nicole Kidman! Who Knew?
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How About Some Obvious Gayness to Bring Friday to a Close Proper?
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Extreme Prison Riot
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Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Hey Beyonce! Guess What? You’e Not as Important As You Think
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Herbal Elements
(For Men)
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Teacher Shows Student Who’s the Boss
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Alena Serdova Makes My Friday Better
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Because That’s How Theyt Roll in the Hood
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Danielle’s Purple Dress is Something Worth Talking About
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Now THIS is a Party
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I Want Willa Holland to Wrap Her Legs Around Me
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Well, The Pussycat Dolls New Video Looks Like a Complete Piece of Shit
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Salma Hayek is Still All Sorts of Sexy
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I Wanna Punch Elizabeth Hasslebeck in the Face
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Win Race to Toilet!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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These Photo Makes Me Long For Days Of Britney Being Crazy Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Anne Hathaway is Boring
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Caucasion Soup
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And That’s Why, You Always Pay Your Bills!
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Sexy Times All Over the Place!
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Battle of the Disney Whores
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Victoria Thinks She’s a Vampire
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Amy Winehouse Gets More Disgusting By The Day
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Why Hello Torri Wilson!
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Rules to Live By
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The Delorean Story
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Chris Rock on Larry King
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Turn Potatos Into Plastic
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Crackwhore is as Crackwhore Do
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Slut and Her Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2008
03
Oct
Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe of the Day
Vanessa Hudgens was out in a pair of mom jeans and like all pants jacked up too high, her pussy engulfed the seam and I always find it pretty hot because it’s like a glimpse of her pussy lips, without having to see past all the hair from the underage nude pictures she had on the internet a few months ago, not that I am against bush, but like a good story, sometimes it’s nice to see how the shit actually unfolds.
Speaking of pussy, I did something bad today. I was walking into a store and some old lady was trying to get out because she was struggling with a walker and like the hero that I am, held the door open for her. She was sweat and really gracious about the whole thing and looked up to me and thanked me for being so patient and I responded by saying something along the lines of always being patient for pussy. I didn’t mean to say it, it just kinda came out and I blame the hangover, the good news is that she was deaf and didn’t hear me, the bad news is that the hot 20 year old behind me wasn’t and told me off.
Either way, here’s Hudgen’s vagina in a whole new light….
Posted in:Camel Toe|Vanessa Hudgens