I liked this bitch better when she had an eating disorder and cut off her tits to make the scale drop by 10 pounds and help her feel the success of her eating disorder more dramatically because having C-Cup tits just wasn’t conducive to skinny. Sure I find it a great tragedy to take away something so spectacular like breasts, that’s the main reason I’m not down with breast cancer, but I am down with girls with issues especially when they have money to go with those issues, it’s fun to partner up with them on their self-destructive path, because they usually don’t care enough to say no to any of your requests. Yes, I am talking about anal.
Exhibitionist sluts who only have a career because they got naked aren’t exciting to watch flash the world while in clothes, pretty much because it is what they do and have already done. Sure you can look at that shit like it’s some free-spirit hippie bullshit where they think the naked body is a natural thing, or maybe she’s just drunk and unaware that she’s flashing the world her cooch, but the fact remains that I’ve already seen her naked and I am really only into accidental flashing like when I am at the bar and braless college girls pop out of their dresses or pass out in the corner with their dresses above their bare asses, because pantylines suck, but this Holly Madison upskirt just bores me. I’ll post it anyway.
I liked Christina Aguilera when she was tight bodied, bright faced and ready to take on the world when she was just Genie in the Bottle at 17 years old. Maybe I am drawn to teenage innocence, but I think I’m just not into haggard pornstar lookin’ chicks, because I know they have serious daddy issues, not that daddy issues are a bad thing, they are probably 95% of the reason I’ve ever had sex, but when admiring a pussy from afar, I am not down with fake tits and knowing she was flat chested and felt inadequate and bought herself a set of tits, really makes me hate her personality, mainly because every fake titty chick I know shows off their tits like they are a new hat because they aren’t really part of them but are something they bought, but for some reason I’ve never seen Aguilera’s shit bare. She should work on that.
Michelle Hunziker is pretty much a nobody at least I have no idea who she is, but I have never been good with names. I do know that she’s lookin’ pretty good in her bikini this past weekend and that’s all I have to say about that, I figure if I spend more time on this shit, I’ll be reminded that my wife and pretty much no one I know looks this decent in a bikini and I have enough disappointments to get me through the rest of the day, like the fact that my wife ate my box of Cheerios and she won’t give me more money to buy more, or that I won’t be getting drunk tonight because my wife is taking me to an AA meeting, but enough about me, just look at this ass.
Puff Daddy has an annoying DiddyTV channel on Youtube, and it’s nice to see that he’s really not that successful with it, if I was Diddy and I only had 140,000 views, I’d probably realize that means I am irrelevant. The dude is a rat who rode coattails to get where he is, whether it was with B.I.G. or girls he dated, his music always consistently sucked and he managed to sign some solid acts that made him really rich. In being rich, dude still is a tacky motherfucker no matter how expensive his suit is and this is a video of him flying a commercial airline because gas prices are too high to fly his private jet. I don’t think the gas prices are the real downfall of America, people like Diddy are. This is disgusting excess while people are starving and unable to pay their rent or mortgages but it made me laugh when he says he’s pursuing his acting career, that’s gotta be some kind of joke.
I used to talk to some social climbing jew who lived in New York and consistently banged Diddy when his wife at the time wasn’t around. He’d fly her to San Diego and places like that and would sometimes just get her to stroke his head like some kind of queer. He would always kick her out and wouldn’t pay for her cab and make her take the subway so I don’t think the gas prices are the issue, but Diddy is just a greedy piece of shit.
Either way, this video is offensive to anyone who isn’t worth half a billion dollars and should be reason for you to boycot him and contribute to him losing everything he’s got. It’d be nice to see this piece of shit back in the fuckin’ projects where he belongs.
I probably slept on this commercial. but it turns out that Ortega Taco Sauce makes Shawn Johnson’s Taco Pop, somethin I the parallel bars did a long time ago and by parallel bars I mean her coach and by coach I mean not you.
Her name is Suzan Hughes and she’s some kind of Fitness Guru or some shit who was married to the inventor of something called Herbal Life who died of a drug overdose. She looks more like a plastic surgery out patient or someone attacked brutally by a plastic surgeon in a back alley because not only is her face mangled to shit but so is her stomach leading me to believe the 60 year old rich man’s wife who I saw in spandex reading her yoga book earlier today in the park is a far more credible person to go to for fitness advice but she didn’t appreciate me asking her if she was flexible and if she minded doing a little demo for me because I took a serious liking to her cameltoe and hard nipples in her sports bra, leading to believe that maybe you’re better off just turning to Google.
I guess the other sad news is that with the summer coming to an end, so will the everyday girls in bikinis which was depressing but with ending comes new beginnings and I stepped outside my house to see herds of school girls in school girl outfits that were shorter, tighter and more unbuttoned and cleavage exposing than last year, leading me to be reminded that the dude who invented these is just as perverted as the school faculty who enforces it and of course as every single man on the street who looks at the shit in amazement and that is exciting to me, more exciting than I can legally admit or videotape. So I like to think of Suzan Hughes bikini pictures as my out with the old and in with the new, right of passage from summer into fall as the leaves change color and a horrible winter approaches. Enjoy this if you can, because shit’s straight out of a horror movie.
I accidentally saw this video on the mainpage of Youtube and it’s caption was “there are right and wrong places to take a bath”, so I clicked it, unfortunately. It’s petty much a video of a fat chick taking a pretty lame bath in a fountain in her bikini, only to get kicked out by a security guard after seeing her in a bikini for way too long. I would have kicked her out too, not because washing and brushing your teeth in my fountain is against the rules, but because fat chicks in a bikini should be against the rules.
The video goes onto an interview with her boyfriend about how crazy he is. The way they talk is a way I hate people talkin’. These losers would make me angry to be to be next to on a bus, train or plane or pretty much anywhere, not only because she is fat but because she thinks she is smart and what she is doing is clever and these pseudo intellectuals drive me crazy. the good news is that her boyfriend addresses the fact that people don’t want to see her naked even though he confuses her in a bikini for being naked and that’s pretty insightful as far as I’m concerned…..
What it comes down to is that the most entertaining thing in all this are the comments. Bitch may have got her 5 minutes of Youtube fame, but at least people are letting her know she’s fat and doesn’t deserve the attention. Here’s an example of a few that came in the last 2 minutes…there are 800 and I am too lazy to find gold, but you get the idea.
qnoboru
MAN THE HARPOONS
misteriousmaniac
This is an epic fail. Why is this bullshit featured?
mooosestang
She’s below average! Just because the average is obese doesn’t make it right!
Could the woman in the video please post her height and weight?
hylix25
This is incredibly stupid. Incredibly incredibly stupid. I just hope you arnt ignorant enough to think this is art or something because it isnt…
Wardfolio
Whenever you publicly take off your clothes looking like that, you deserve whatever harsh comments you get!
destructive21
All that jiggling at about 2:34 is mesmerizing.
I did something stupid and almost got in trouble, but luckily I didn’t. I was walking down the street and saw an old lady in her support knee high pantyhose and a can trying to walk into the bank all hunched over and no one helped her in. I ran as fast as I could to beat her to the door, I was about 5 feet away, but still took some effort, I opened the door for her and as she walked in a instinctively slapped her ass like I was a little league coach and we just got a home run or some shit. She reacted all right and looked back smiled and gave me a wink, like I had made her fucking day, while I blushed in embarrassment for doing what I did, and some cunt coming out of the bank freaked out on me calling me a pervert and a sick fuck and went on about how offensive and inappropriate I was. I told her that I was just a good samairitan doing good or the people and that I hope someone gives her a little more than a little ass grabbing because she sure as fuck needs it and I wasn’t volunteering my services because I’ve done my charity for the day and because she’s not seducing me in her support knee high pantyhose. It was an unnecessary mess that I should of avoided, kinda like Shannen Doherty walking out of her house with this Halloween mask that is her face on. At least she’s got good legs in shorts and at least I got to grab some ass. I guess with all bad there is good.
