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2022

31

May

Alexandra Stan Bikini Ass of the Day

While the world probably doesn’t give a fuck about one hit wonder “Mr Saxobeat” dance music superstar Alexandra Stan, who is now 32 but still worth looking at in her slutty, just not slutty enough selfies…

This Romanian born and raised in poverty babe could have ended up being a mail order bride or a cam girl who pees in some dungeon while the people who human traffic her make sure she dosn’t cry for help. You know, Eastern European sex worker shit…but instead, became that one hit wonder so she can be less desperate in her sex work…a win for her, but not for us.

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2022

31

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The highlight of my days is typically when I come across the good kind of tight pants, because there are still vain bitches who want to be fit as fuck, so that when they wear their tight fitness pants and sports bra on a Sunday…..not all bicycle short or legging wearing are bitches too fat for standard pants, sure there are a lot of them, but I’m an optimist willing to seek out and get boners for the good ones.

Just 5 minutes ago, I saw a girl in bike shorts that were so low profile in terms of length of the leg, that when she bent over to get something out of her backseat I saw 50 percent of her pussy lip peeking through….in public….for strangers like me to see.

These tight pants are out of control, but in the best way possible..it’s like the flashing trench coat pervert pulling his dick out on the bus, only hot young chicks just being “on trend”….pulling their cunts out because they’re eating her shorts.

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2022

31

May

Sheer Dress and Other Videos of the Day

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Gril Makes a P out of her Ass

Spider Man

Shy Tits

Bikini Outfit Check

Gayer than Bicycle Shorts

Dancing For Goats

Library Girl

Yoga Girl

Gym Body

Two Bikini Girls

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2022

31

May

Mental Protestors of the Day

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The above clip is a bunch of creepy fucking people who are either hired actors, because I can’t imagine anyone hating life as much as this, where they spend their weekend yelling about guns, like some unhinged, out of control, totally psychotic motherfucker they should lock up…..

They are mad at the N.R.A for lobbying for guns because according to them, guns kill babies….like abortion but different, cuz you know the week or two before, they were at the abortion protest doing their best job as extras…..and the week before that they were protesting Russia, before that Truckers and Covid Restrictions, before that BLM for Georgie….you know it takes a certain fucking freak…

The below clip is Quebec women, who I think are just there trolling, outside the US consulate in Quebec, over ABORTION rights of WOMEN in ANOTHER COUNTRY than them, since Canada hasn’t changed any ABORTION laws, but they should…

So a bunch of fat fucks, who don’t even read, or understand English are showing up to scream “their body their choice” topless, covered in blood, in some unhinged, out of control, totally psychotic way…..they can’t even keep a straight face, so why are they doing it? Who knows, but seems fake to me.

You know, instead of just living the good life, or protesting things that matter, like the tyranny that is going to end civilization as we know it thanks to other psychopaths at the top of the food chain totally not giving a fuck about any of us.

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2022

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not a gun person, I love guns, totally think people should have the right to own guns, but I don’t own guns…

I just saw that Canada passed a ban on Handguns, which is basically taking the right for gun enthusiasts, we’re talking ex military and police, who are trained and/or legally approved to own those guns…because it’s their hobby, sport, or whatever and they are in the system and follow the fucking rules around those guns….all because of a shooting in Texas.

You gotta wonder about a society that makes laws based on stories that happen in other countries and that are reported on in the American media. It’s a little weird.

Especially when any of the gun violence in Canada is with illegal handguns, not registered or licensed restricted gun owners.

And for whatever reason, no one seems to care that guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and when they are all mentally abused by anti-depressants that totally fuck their brains up at a young age, mental cases, growing up in a society that offers little hope of a bright future, celebrating dog shit humans like the Kardashians on the internet, doing the whole THEM vs US, as we stare at the “elites” or the “cool kids” like we’re fucking slave class losers instead of living our best life….because the human experience and the human spirit has been stifled by people who hate you….then there’s the lack of community, the fear of they neighbor, the woman’s fear of a man talking to them, because it must be toxic masculinity coming to mansplain, the indoctrination, the hormones in the foods, the hormones they are giving kids, the chemicals in the water, and now the air…..

GUNS are the least of your concern, if anything, all that should make you want to get a bunker and guns, to hide out, while this all blows over….because Humanity should win, even if 80 percent of humans have altered their DNA to no longer be human over a cold.

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2022

30

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs are a celebration of women who were willing to sacrifice it all, assuming that “it all” is the tautness of their vaginas, but I guess the rest of their body too, since it hormonally changes them as they gain their 90 pounds from eating pizza for 9 months, thinking “eating for 2” is an excuse to eat everything you ever avoided eating because you didn’t want to gain 90s pounds….WHEN IN ROME…..then there’s the whole ruining their personal life, or ability to go out and bang out any night of the week, because you don’t have a life to care for, not that most people let that get in the way of their fun, but they probably should…

So MILFS are a celebration of all that, because MOM fetishes mean you think mom’s are hot, despite those sacrifices made to either reproduce for tradition, for perceived expectations, for money from the right cumshot, you know there’s different reasons for baby making, or bringing babies to fruition….in this shitty modern world that has basically destroyed the family structure….

And like all celebrations of women, by men, you can jerk off to it, I think that’s kinda the whole point of them taking pics like this….you know, mom shit like scrapbooking, but better, cuz nudity is involved.

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2022

30

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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While you’re basking in internet porn, girls trying to make themselves famous for getting fucked on the internet, or trying to make themselves famous as influencers who live life so much better and more impressively than other people, that they feel they deserve an audience.

While you feel you have no future, that we’re all doomed, that life is meaningless, mainly because you have PTSD from the abuse the powers that be put on all of us over th last 3 years over a pandemic that was hardly a pandemic….

Celebrating things like Medical Works, when they needed them to go along with it, before robbing them of their job for not wanting a vaccine they didn’t need, just consistent confusing bait and switches done intentionally, because it’s all an orchestrated plan….TRUST THE SCIENCE when it’s not the SCIENCE at all, they just call it Science to confuse the normies to go along with it….

These medical workers know they were fucked with, know that there are people in need of internet porn to distract themselves from hell, they know their jobs aren’t reliable and that the powers can turn on them overnight, manipulate them, push as far as they can before backtracking……so fuck it, sell nudes.

I don’t like hospitals, germs, death and disease, which is what I assume their pussies smell like when they are freely pulling them out on the job….so it’s not my Fetish, but naughty nurses with sluttier nurse outfits, could be enough to change that for me, and is a reminder that all good things go to shit, because of wokeness, as there was a time nurses wore hot skirts and pantyhose to stick tubes in dick, but for Feminism, they’re like put on the ill-fitting scrubs instead of classy fetish gear….it’s the same concept as live music being dead, because it’s easier to hire some nerd DJ to plug his laptop into the sound system, but it’s NOT as good or meaningful, all by design….RUIN our minds, lower my expectations, but turn trained and accredited professionals into nude pedlars, that I can support, it just makes sense to my perversion.

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2022

30

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day, despite being in Canada and not celebrating Memorial Day here, I am still going to barely update the site because I am American by proxy, I support your troops, I support freedom and the USA, despite all they are doing to try to collapse it, it is the only hope the world has for Freedom.

Capitalism always ends in a horrible Monopoly, that’s the point of the game Monopoly, the psychopath owns everything and everyone else is a fucking slave.

The rich at the top of the food chain are psychopaths, they fuck with our minds, we are the slave class, they troll us from birth, from our parent’s birth, from our grandparent’s birth…it’s not really a conspiracy, but you kind of have to respect how bold they are, they barely even cover their tracks, why bother people just accept what they are told, no matter how low grade or low quality it is. They’ll even inject it in their arm if they are told to. Dummies.

I feel like the frontline defence, defending these people’s interests, while thinking they are defending Freedom, is one of the biggest tragedies. I see all the veteran commercials with Trace Atkins and I feel bad the people just fell for that bill of goods by people who don’t give a fuck about them.

They are heroes because their motivation is heroic, they don’t know they’re lives are being treated like they don’t matter by the people who so eagerly send them to the frontlines.

The military is so important, when they are defending the people and their freedom, so let’s hope they all step up and protect us against the evil being thrown at us from every fucking angle….

It’s the rebirth, here’s some breast feeding tit.

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2022

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Ya’ll may feel hopeless, porn addicted can’t get laid, tranny loving and convused, like the end is near, like your antidepressants you shouldn’t be on have you under some limp dick spell, where you can’t find any happiness, or meaning, purpose, motivation, or anything to look forward to, like you’re a failure, or no where near where you want to be, like society is imploding…

We’ll stop being such a fucking downer, you’ve got nothing to lose, loser, get you there and give’r…

I’ll never underestand idiots who self destruct in the lamest ways, like killing themselves, or doing horrible crimes, when you should be like a homeless person, say fuck it to everything, max out all your credit cards on whores, hotels and booze and hard drugs.and rock out hard…

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Literally.

It’s really the point….

FUCK….

Just be happy you’re not a TESLA DRIVER…those motherfuckers are serious nerds

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2022

27

May

Bella Thorne Hits the Beach of the Day

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I like to think of Bella Thorne like I think of Miley Cyrus, a Disney Kid that they’ve conditioned and trained to be the influencer or mover of culture, because of their massive influence on young girls from being on Disney, and their need to stay relevant instead of being some corny fucking Disney kid, both their career and society as a whole need them to get racy, to stay interesting, to inspire the kids they’ve got a spell over to follow their lead into degeneracy.

Do I think all these girls running an onlyfans is a bad thing, naw, I’m fine with it because I love the nudes, but is it really living up to their full potential, or are they just lazy money grubbers….who’s to know…not me….I’m just here for the smut that I like to think Bella Thorne helped create.

It is possible that all this celebrity from Disney as a launchpad to be an influencer who turns to OnlyFans for big easy money, while hustling 10 other things that also make money, maintaining enough edgy, enough support for porno, cuz CUMMING IS AWESOME, or whatever, even though I think PORN has been a giant let down for 20 years, these idiots don’t know anything but throat fucking clips….and celebrate the broken girls who do it….because it’s edgy and cool and SEX POSITIVE….or whatver.

It is also possible that the need Bellas and Mileys to destroy society by taking it straight to over-sexed, heathen hell, or overexposure, too much smut, too much horny, too much of all that but hey, at least we can jack off to it, it’s not like there’s really a major future for any of us, so get the Disney Kid with the fake tits on all fours in a thong, I’m into it because it’s fun.

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