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2008

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was in the bathroom of the bar and walked into some kind of homoerotic charged scene, where a group of young immigrant dudes were pulling out their dicks and swinging them around while laughing like it was the funniest shit they ever saw. I had never really seen anything like that before, and assume it is some kind of cultural thing from wherever they are from like some kind of drunken 20 year old dude right of passage in a country I don’t ever want to visit. I pissed anyway, because I have seen weirder things in my life and I am pretty desensitized to everything, but it was still fuckin’ weird enough to throw me off and ask myself what I just witnessed. Here are my links, hopefully they have a similar effect.


Cybergirl of the Year Jo Garcia Gets Down With the Wii Fit and It’s Pretty Fucking Legendary
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Lohan and Her Box
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Pam Anderson’s Big Ol’ Tits Have Big Ol’ Hard Nipples
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Katy Perry’s Album Fuckin’ Sucks But If Bitch Had A Cock, She’d Be Worth Suckin Off Cuz She Looks That Good in This Gallery/Review
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I Have Never Seen Jennifer Aniston Looking So Fucking Smug in My Life
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Ingrid Coronado’s Bikini is Smiling for the Camera
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Increase Your Heart Rate with Susana Instead of PUlling It Like You Always Do
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Ashley Tisdale Doesn’t Have AIDS and I’m Guessing She is Pretty Happy About That
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Cortortion It’s Sluts in Swimsuits Aren’t So Bas Either
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A Little Collection of Madonna, Mariah Carey and Kylie Minogue
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Pam Anderson Gets Her Tits Grabbed By Tommy Lee
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Top 10 Hottest Bathtub Movie Scenes of All Time
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Best Golf Photo Ever
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Some Crazy Volvo Crash
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Help Me, Help You, Help ME
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Real Girls Gallery
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Josie Maran Enjoy the Scenery While You Enjoy Her
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And That’s Why You Don’t Give a Toddler a Bat
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R. Kelly Gets Away With Making Porn with 13 Year Olds
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Naomi Campbell Looks as Drunk as I Am
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A Gallery of Naughty Nurses
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This Bitch Has Nice Tits
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See How Pick Pockets Work
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Some Tila Tequila Gallery That You Will Probably Like Because She Look’s Like a Little Asian Kid Your Dad Raped and Killed in Nam but with Fake Tits, And You Are Into That
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Gloria Velez is a Pretty Good Way to End the Week
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Bikini Contest That Made My Swimsuit Area Tingle Just a Little
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Nicole Trunfio is Hot in Lingerie
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Hilary Duff, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Fine Girls to Fuck and Give Your Teddy Bear a Night Off
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Sara Larson is Desperate
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Something That is Possibly Alove Just Fell Off Kate Moss’ Head
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Justine Timberlake is Well Hung At Least That’s What Some Tranny I Met Told Me…
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Striptease Collection of the Day
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No One is Interested in Mariah Carey’s Wedding
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Georgia Rubs Herself Down
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The Best Treadmill Accident Ever
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Hamburder Pussy is Nicer Than it Sounds
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The Perfect Ass
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet, Period
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
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Now That’s What I Call Progress
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Mena Suvari Bikini Thong Throwback
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Vicki Blows in Zoo Weekly
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Guess the Former Disney Stars Ass
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Monica Cruz is Penelope’s Younger Sluttier Looking Sister With a Less Offensive Nose and I Love Her
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Best Way to Serve a Drink
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Outdoor Spy Came That May Be Fake But Is Still Amazing
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Let’s Go Hawaiian!
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Throwback: Aries Spears Does Rap Impressions
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Jennifer Ellison is Hot
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Lindsay Strut is Topless
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You Weekend Just Got a Whole Lot More Exciting. You’re Welcome
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Jessica Simpson Has a New Gay
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Pussy Play on the Job
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Myspace Whore in Action
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These Tits are Invading London
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Pussy and a Bear
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PORN REVIEWS – Get It On at The Beach with Beach Erotica

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Playboy Chick Named Laura Croft’s Personal Pictures
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FROM THE NEWS

Naked Jogging Priest Found Guilty
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Hot Chick Named Sarah is Naked
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Some Asian Bikini Video
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Spend your Weekend With Someone Who Cares About Getting You Off
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BONUS – Club Sluts from Clubs They Don’t Let You Into
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2008

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Bikini Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking beast of a girl who shouldn’t be out in a bikini, but should be at home on her treadmill because that is not a hot fat ass, it is just a fat ass. Sure her and her sister both have pretty curvy bodies and big hips but at least her sister doesn’t break chairs when she sits down.

The thing I love about these pictures is the animal print front of her bikini, not because her vagina is a wild animal that can’t be tamed, but because no matter how little clothing she has on and no matter how much money she has in the bank, she’s still a fuckin’ piece of trash, a really overweight piece of trash.

Bonus – Kim Kardashian Maintaining her Body By Eating Ice Cream Cuz She’s Fat and Likes Putting Things in Her Mouth

Another BONUS – Pictures of her Fat Ass Shopping Earlier in the Week

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2008

13

Jun

Rebecca Gayheart Rocks a Bikini of the Day

Rebecca Gayheart is known for running over and killing some kid and it’s nice to see that she’s been able to get over the guilt that comes with taking away a kids life by going on and living hers. So maybe that kid will never grow up and experience all the beautiful things life has to offer or become a doctor who saves lives, a millionaire who uses his money for curing diseases and famines or maybe even be a scientist who finds a solution for global warming and high gas pices, but at least Gayheart will have a tan.

Posted in:Bikini|Rebecca Gayheart

2008

13

Jun

Adriana Lima’s Hard Nipples Go On a Walk of the Day

I made the mistake of getting completely wasted and by mistake I mean the right choice that ended with me at home with a couple of hot 18 year olds drinking a bottle of wine my wife bought for our anniversary a couple of weeks ago and wanted to keep as a momento, without realizing that I am an alcoholic and can’t deal with being that close to booze for too long without drinking it but I knew she’d be fucking furious when she found out.

Anyway, we all ended up passed out on my couch and it was the closest thing I’ve had to a threesome in years and the good news was that the 2 girls pissed my wife off so much that she didn’t even notice I drank her wine.

Here’s Adriana Lima’s hard nipples to start this glorious afternoon.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Hard|Nipples

2008

13

Jun

Alex Curran Bikini Pictures of the Day

This is some wife of a Soccer Player named Alex Curran and by the looks of it, her husband seems to be doing the physical activity for the two of them because this bitch is sloppy. You’d figure that when you’re an athlete you’d put an importance on fitness and tight bodied girls to fuck would be standard, but the truth is these soccer players land coke addicted party sluts
that were groupy whores they met in clubs and who slowly worked their way up the social ladder with their vaginas, but I guess once she locked him down and got her retirement plan sorted out, she figured she could just let herself go and here’s the picture proof.

Posted in:Alex Curran|Bikini

2008

13

Jun

Ashlee Simpson and Her Pregnancy Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson and her sperm donor hanging out with her new tits that will be alright to look at in the infancy of her pregnancy before she gets all fat and there’s no pleading ignorance on the shit when you mount her and enjoy the fruits of her sluttiness by not worrying about getting her pregnant because she already is pregnant and you only have to use a condom if you’re not a risk taker. Pussy.

Not that you’d ever mount her because she’s a good little Christian girl who’s only real slip up has been lying to the fucking public and having pre-marital sex with a bi-sexual heathen, that you’ll never have the opportunity to get with because she thinks she’s all famous and shit, but let it be a lesson for you to use when you try to have sex with your friend’s pregnant wife because we all know she was a slut to get into this mess to begin with and sluts generally put out.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Pregnant|Tits

2008

13

Jun

Kirstie Alley’s Eating Reminds Me of Sex With My Wife of the Day

These pictures of Kirstie Alley eating remind me of sex with my wife, because the closest thing we do to sex with each other is eat chocolate cake together, which counts because she loves it so much she moans and grunts like she’s having an amazing orgasm, last week she even squirted but I think that was her pissing because she was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Guess who had to clean it up? That’s right no one did because we are slobs.

Posted in:Eating|Kirstie Alley

2008

13

Jun

Jessica Biel Has Man Underwear on Because She’s a Man of the Day

I know that these are not underwear a man should be caught dead in unless he has no clean underwear and is forced to wear a pair of his wife’s since she’s the same size as him, like in my case, but once you put any underwear on Jessica Biel it automatically turns into man underwear because it’s covering her little penis.

I saw Boys Don’t Cry, I know how this shit works and I also know that she’s doing a good job convincing the world that Justin Timberlake isn’t a faggot because she dresses like a girl and has pretty much saved his career while helping you keep your man fantasies hidden as you jerk off to her pretending to not know what’s really goin on, so I guess in a lot of ways this bitch is a hero.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Underwear

2008

13

Jun

Bai Ling on the Beach of the Day

Bai Ling is consistently weird. Not as weird as the dude I saw walking his dog with his feet because he had no arms, but still pretty fucking weird. Here she is in a bathrobe at the beach in what I assume is a photoshoot that I guess people care enough about her to take, or that she paid to get done, but that doesn’t negate the fact that you want to fuck her.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Beach

2008

13

Jun

Stifler Fucked Jessica Simpson of the Day

Stifler from American Pie gets asked about why Nick Lachey hates him in some interview and says because he fucked Jessica Simpson, I am assuming it went down when they were shooting Dukes of Hazard because otherwise I don’t see why Jessica Simpson would hang out with him, but it is possible that he told her that he was Brad Pitt or some shit, because I heard that’s the line the craft services dude used and she gave him a rim job and Johnny Knoxville go up in her because he told her that he was Elvis.

She’s probably the easiest girl to manipulate into the bedroom even when married and that just proves that you should never marry a virgin or someone who claims to be a virgin because they are either a slut hiding the truth or a slut in the making who hasn’t had a taste yet and once you give her one, she goes crazy.

I don’t know if Jessica Simpson was married to Nick Lachey for any other reason than rockin’ a TV show with him to help take both of their careers to a new Christian level and considering Nick Lachey is a poofter and likes cock not slot, I don’t really see why he’d give a shit about who she fucks but apparently he does, it must be because he has been crushing on Stifler for years and Jessica totally knew it and still went out and fucked him, knowing it would devestate Nick because life is not fair, but on the positive side of things, at least now his masturbation fantasies of Stifler can be set to Jessica’s inside scoop and description of Stifler’s dick, instead of to the pictures Nick made of Stiffler and him by cropping their faces onto hardcore gay porn pics.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Sex|Stifler|Uncategorized