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2008

13

Jun

Three Year Old Shaking Her Money Maker of the Day

I don’t know if you’re ever too young to booty dance, but this video makes me wonder even though I think it’s just a harmless video of a 3 year old. But I do remember going to some free concert last summer and saw a group of 11 year olds pulling their shirts up and grinding each other and that’s something I blamed on hormones in the food, hip hop videos, Paris Hilton and slutty parents who taught these girls their moves when they should have been teaching them about the God or playing with dolls.

Maybe the parents are just opportunists and figure that if their kids start young, they grow up to be the best stripper in the club, or will have an easier time getting knocked up by a rich dude or fucking her way to the top, kinda like how my friend put his kid in soccer hoping dude would go pro and fuck Victoria Beckham when he grows up because the dad never had the chance to live the dream, but now can do it vicariously. I am hung over.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I walked into a bar last night and some asshole hit his friend a bunch of times like he saw a fucking celebrity and I was scared I had been outed, not because I have an ego but because I am scared this site is going to get me shot. Either way, dude turns to his friend and says “Dude, the Mexican Peter Jackson just walked in, go ask for his autograph” and they started roaring with laughter, and at that moment, I wanted to pull a muder suicide, because being called Peter Jackson is pretty humiliating and worth killing yourself over, but there would be something unsettling about not taking the cocksuckers who thought it was the funniest shit of the night down with me.

Instead of doing anything about it, I just drank more beer and tried to convince a lesbian couple to prove to me that they were lesbians by rubbing their cunts together instead of holding hands like a couple fags because we aren’t in grade school anymore. It didn’t work.

Either way, I keep trying to scale down the sites I surf and decide to post here, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I am convinced that one day, I will not spend my day dicking around online and I will do something productive with my time, but until then, here’s the biggest yet most luxurious link dump on the internet that is easier to post than to do posts about all the craziness going on.

Here are the links:

Attention Seeking Club Sluts Here
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Lohan Kisses a Boy On Set Cuz She’s Not a Lesbian
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To Catch a Super Predator – The Thing
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Not to Sure Who Paloma Fiuza, But I would Like to Get to Know Her Hot Brazilian Ass
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Pam Anderson Still Has Fans I Guess
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Kate Moss Has Pokies
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Top 10 Racist Celebrity Moments Caught on Camera
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Kate Moss is Fat in Berlin With a Short Skirt and Low Cut Shirt….
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Amazing Japanese Taxi Prank
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Pania Rose Gives Boners to the Poor and By Poor I Mean You…
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News Reporter O-Faces
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Three Year Old Children Are Stupid
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Sondra Barker is Delicious
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Mariah Carey is a Greedy Fucking Bitch
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Eva Longoria Isn’t Pregnant – Who Cares.
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Strip Las Vegas is Everything it Sounds Like
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A World Where Skaters Land All Their Tricks Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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When Megan Met Misty
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Ellen is Quite Naughty
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Best Friend Mirror Masturbation
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Lohan Gets Her Pregnancy On for Her New Movie
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Some Foreign Filth
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Charlize Naked in GQ
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One in Four New Yorkers has Genital Herpes, You Know Who You Are…
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The Red Cross Have a Pretty Disgusting Fucking Ad
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Here’s a Guide to Geting laid in China
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Amateur Bottle Fuck
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Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage!
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Naked Bowling Looks Amazing
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A Review of the New Metallica Album You Aren’t llowed to Read
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Read This Interview With Pete Wentz Because You Find Her Really Cute
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The Best Shit from Harriet Carter
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Some Really Hot Israeli Actress Named Raz Shapira Beach Voyeur Video
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Get Your Dad a Teddy Babes Doll For Father’s Day – She’ll Keep Him Nice and Warm When Your Mom’s Out Fucking the Neighbor
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Some Dude Tried to Trade His Wife for Celtic Tickets. I’d Trade My Wife for an Old Pair of Sneakers That Have No Laces and Aren’t in My Size
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How to Get Away With Cheating on Your Significant Other….
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Teen Sleepover Turns into a Sex Party
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The Beauty of Hep C is You Can Only Catch it Once
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Enjoy Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Tits with Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peek-a- Boobies with Christina Milian
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Striptease of the Day – MILF Edition
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Old Habits Die Hard for Britney Spears
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Thainee Has a Hot Body
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Lovely Lovely Ass
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This Urban Nudist Chick Is Onto Something I Like
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Grid Girls Make the Race Fun
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How to Hide Your Erection
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Victoria Valmer Plays with a Hose
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Some Chick Named Zooey is Ugly For Letterman
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Gemma Atkinson Red Bikini Throwback
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Kirsten Dunst Looks Kind of Hot, and By Kind of Hot I Mean Not Disgusting Like She Usually Does
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Fox News is Racist
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The Bikini Effect Makes Men Impulsive
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Jolene Blalock is Tasty
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Can Someone Explain to Me What the Fuck is Going on Here?
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Some Pretty Decent Self-Shots
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Felicia Taylor Nude Pics
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Get Your Cyber Pimp On With Some Cyber Whores
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Spy Cam in the Washroom Kind of Grosses Me Out, But Whatever
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Keep You Chick on a Leash Literally
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Lesbians Get it On Exclusively in This Feature
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Mexican Chick and Her Erotic Panty Pics
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Some Dot Not Feather Porn
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BONUS – Web Sluts You Know You Can Count On
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

12

Jun

The Tatu Lesbians Perform in their Panties of the Day

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Lesbians are so popular today that I figured I’d post these probably old pictures of TATU, the leaders of the lesbian movement who aren’t even lesbians and actually have husbands and babies but like all college girls, realized dyking out gets publicity and publicity sells records and selling records means no more Russian rationed bread.

If only homosexuality worked out as well for you, but I guess since you just hate chicks and have repressed homosexual fantasies and jerk off to the dick in porn and not the chick but are too scared to come to terms with and live out, that doesn’t really make you gay…right?

Keep tellin’ yourself that homo.

Posted in:Lesbians|Panties|Tatu

2008

12

Jun

Phoebe Price has Some More Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Phoebe Price is still trying to ride the wave of finally making it onto the cover of some tabloid for having the most disgusting cellulite ridden legs, only this time she’s hired a photographer who does some touch-ups, I guess she’s finally realized the less clothes she wears the more people care about her and by people I mean me, because I encourage girls coming to terms with this obvious concept, even if they’re doing it about 25 years too late.

I remember when I was hanging out at an old folks home for kicks and I started talking to this crazy senile bitch who had a pretty stacked body for an old lady and she knew it because all the dudes in the home all tried to get up in her. She loved the attention and would play it up and when I suggested a Geriatric Wet T-Shirt contest she was the first one in line. Unfortunately, she drowned. I am just kidding, we got stopped before the fun went down and I was asked to never step food in the home again because my kind of volunteering is not one they appreciate, but I’ll never forget that little heartbreaker who was a literal heartbreaker because she killed at least more than one dude in her seductive, big breasted, cock teasing antics.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

12

Jun

Heidi Montag’s is Uglier With Less Make Up On of the Day

Heidi Montag doesn’t realize that she’s fucking ugly and that the only thing she should be taking off of her is her top so that she can use it to cover up her scary fucking face, but instead she’s decided to take off some make-up and try to give us a taste a more natural Montag and all I know is that it tastes like shit.

Whoever told her that she’s a natural beauty needs to be issued a restraining order to not get within 50 yards of any farm animals, and Heidi needs to be given a restraining order to not be allowed within 50 yards of any living creature unless she’s wearing a fucking mask, because she’s ugly.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Ugly

2008

12

Jun

Mariah Carey and Her Assistant Tend to Her Cunty Sore Back of the Day

It’s so typical that the half white girl would treat the all black husband as her fucking slave because white people are the devil. It makes things worse when you’re a younger dude and your wife is some kind of diva bitch who things the world works for her, making you the first officer in serving her cunt self.

These are pictures of Mariah Carey’s old weathered body beat up on set because she probably had to swim a lap, or throw a volleyball and now bitch is crying like she broke something because that’s why cunty spoiled brats do. The good news for her is that her bitch, fulltime personal assistant and husband is there to help her out, because it’s not like he’s got his own shit to do.

This job would be like winning the fuckin’ lottery after signing an agreement with the devil, taking you out of your poverty ridden shithole life, and bringing you to the life of luxury with the woman you lusted after when you were a teenager, and it all sounds pretty good, but within a year, you’ll be hanging from the rafters in your attic of your multi-million dollar home after killing youself because you just can’t take her shit anymore, so getting up into this shit when you’ve got your own money and hot younger bitches lined up is beyond me, but maybe Nick Cannon is a good little black kid who respects and serves his woman cuz his mom was an over-bearing Jesus freak in the projects.

I really don’t know, but I do know that his life with Mariah, despite all the superficial goodness seems like it’s just the worst job of his career and every minute of it fuckin’ sucks, even when jerking off to her while she’s asleep because she’s too tired doing nothing all day to put out.

Posted in:Back|Mariah Carey|Towel

2008

12

Jun

Mischa Barton’s Got a See Through Shirt of the Day

Mischa Barton’s sloppy legs have decided to take her body out for a walk and she’s wearing some American Apparel lookin’ sheer thin t-shirt with no bra, which is a good fucking strategy to distract us all from her legs. I never really had an issue with small tits, I figure as long as a bitch has nipples (sorry cancer survivors), she’s good to go, sure sometimes a bitch can be flatter than a teenage boy, but as long as there’s a pussy I am oay with it. The only problem that comes up is her jealousy and feelings of inadequacy compared to my spectacularly disgusting fat man tits.

I like to look at myself as the gateway to lesbianism, sure I claim to have a penis but it’s barely there and my tits, despite being disgusting are a solid b-cup, so I feel like there’s little difference between me and a fat hairy chick and for girls who are too scared of the social implications of rubbing cunt with their girlfriends, I make for a good time, and by good time I mean the personality behind the androgyny can make any girl turn off men. I think of it as a talent to help people come to terms with their sexuality and to overcome their fear, kinda like the snakes they throw into the tub to cure people of their fear of snakes, only without anything remotely comparable to a snake. I figure that analogy sucked, but you get what I’m sayin.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|See Through

2008

12

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Doesn’t Like You of the Day

At first I thought this picture of Elizabeth Hurley was just her giving the paparazzi the finger because they are invasive cocksuckers who never seem to go away, kinda like herpes when you have a weak immune system, only the annoying immigrant that stalks and snaps off pics of you version.

The whole thing that bothers me about these cocksuckers is that they do spend money getting the pictures I post, but that money they spend is on stalking a bitch, I’m talking airline tickets, hotel rooms, car rentals and zoom lenses that to put the immigrant with a camera in the right place at the right time to capture the moment, but they don’t actually pay for the production of the pictures like a photoshoot would, and they aren’t paying the talent in the pictures, even though the illegal immigrant is the one who shouldn’t be getting paid and not the subject of the fucking picture, then they come to me demanding money or lawsuits for pictures they claim are theirs but never prove are theirs and it just doesn’t make sense to me.

But then I realized Liz Hurley isn’t giving the paparazzi the finger, she’s giving you the finger, because along with the rest of us, she hates you too.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|Finger

2008

12

Jun

Amy Winehouse has a Hot Body of the Day

If there’s one thing we can learn from Amy Winehouse, it’s that exercise and diet aren’t the only way to lose some excess pounds, you can always turn to heroin because shit jacks you up so hard you can’t hold down anything you eat, except for maybe some popsicles because there just soothing on your rotting heroin mouth because the other good thing about heroin is that it’s so fucking good, you don’t need to wash or shower or really do anything that involves hygiene and despite that approach not working out so well for the smells that come out of my wife on a daily basis, it frees up a lot of time to do other things, like more heroin. I think she’s a modern day hero and girls angelic voice can only mean one thing and that is that she’s sent to us from god as the new mesiah and that we should follow her lead.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2008

12

Jun

Christina Ricci Feeds the Meter and Not Herself of the Day

So Christina Ricci is wearing spandex and by the looks of her sloppy skinny body, she looks like she’s still got her eating disorder. So the only feeding that goes on in her life is when she feeds her meter, because let’s face getting a parking ticket is a way worse fate than dying of starvation or an anorexic induced heart attack.

The truth is that I support eating disorders, despite not having one of my own, unless overeating shit counts and an eating disorder, which I think it does, but my kind of eating disorder makes slipping into a pair of leggings a really embarassing thing and not just becaue I have a small penis.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Meter