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2022

10

May

Shakira’s At the Beach of the Day

When I first saw the link to Shakira at the beach, I forgot that it was 2022 and that she’s no longer the Shakira you once jerked off to when she was singing about her breasts being small and humble, or when she was twerking on Wyclef’s dick because she was South American and doing the booty shake before white girl Miley from the backwoods of the Ozarks came barreling in on her Donkey with her Disney money to bastardize it and turn the dance into the latest TikTok craze, years before TikTok existed.

The point is, her breasts are still small and humble, she’s a mom of a bunch of kids, her sideburns are a little too “Saloon Owner” in the old west for me, I think they call them Lamb Chops….but the fact she’s in shorts and not giving us a taste of her meaty mom cunt in a Brazilian Bikini, even if she’s 100, but instead opting for the fat lesbian mom who burns easily at the waterpark look…..

BUT it is still Shakira at the beach motherfuckers….so it’s something.

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2022

10

May

Faith Schroder Bikini of the Day

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Remember when teen heart throb Ricky Schroeder was cancelled for supporting the other teen heart throb Kyle Rittenhouse for trying to protect his town, only for him to be let off the hook from killing two creepy white criminals pretending to care about BLM, or whatever the fuck they were protesting, while trying to kill him……

Throughout it all, I was willing to stare at his daughter’s half naked, bikini clad tits, you know, since she’s an LA rich kid influencer and being half naked is how they behave….it’s organic to their actual California life, and not shameless attention seeking at all.

The reason being, I don’t cancel people or their kids, or their work, over the shit they do….unless it’s woke shit….but they cancel me or did decades ago….I don’t exist..

I actually wish I was an AI autoposting script, I bet the jokes would be better written.

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2022

10

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties too…

Tiny Tits Lives Matter is the charity that I am planning on starting to help destroy America, where I’ll take all the contributions after taking it viral to buy myself luxury real estate, not giving a dollar back to the tiny tit community.

It’s the kind of activism that I know is so important, because not all small tits are as confident in their small tits as these girls, and even some of these girls may not be all that confident in their small tits, or won’t be when the haters of the internet they are trying to sell content to say “get some tits and we’ll talk”….only for them to take that troll seriously and book their tit job appointment forever RUINING their tiny tit with implants.

The reason Tiny Tits Lives Matter is simple, the girls who have them are normally skinny, hot bodied, and it makes for a better package than a sloppy thick girl….since not all BIG TITS come on hot bodies…most actually don’t…so if you’re a betting man….the safer option is rolling the dick on tiny tits…because I’ve seen more shitty big tits than shitty tiny tits.

This is an important round-up to support women and their tiny tits….I’m a hero so maybe YOU should show me your tiny tits too, you know since I’m the ambassador and founder…CHAIRMAN OF THE TINY TIT FLAT AS A BOARD.

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2022

10

May

Jordyn Jones Ass Shot of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a child reality star that has a huge amount of following, despite not really having any talent or being all that compelling, she just got thrown into shit as a dumb kid, and went through the motions, so her selling nudes makes sense to me.

You can’t all transition from child reality dance shows to have some mainstream career as a dancer and these girls probably don’t even want that, since dancing professionally is some pretty competitive, high intensity bullshit that is either in the theater, on a cruise ship, as a back-up dancer or stripping on stage….it’s basically the professional trained dance program at the college admissions disclaimer when people sign up for that shit…”You will likely end up a stripper”….

The easier route is to use that dance body, that muscle memory, that ability to twerk like you twerked at your reality show audition for someone who should probably end up in jail….to sell SEXUAL content to perverts who want to jack off to you.

It’s the lucrative and lazy approach, why get paid less to work more and to not really get to be the exhibitionist you want to be…

This is entrepreneurship for ladies now, SO FEMINIST….get suckers, cuck losers to pull out credit cards to see their ass like a bunch of fucking nerdy simps who don’t realize when you don’t pay them, THEY STILL SHOW THEIR ASSES, you disposable income, no respect for money, just pissing it away, fucks.

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2022

10

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The only tight pants that I’ve seen today, which is arguably not the best sample size since I generally avoid society, but since this whole COVID thing made being a reclusive freak mainstream, it’s made me want nothing to do with it. As you may know, I’m one of those anti-anything popular, when the masses latch on, I dip out and find new weird corners of filth to roll the fuck around in…..only for those corners to eventually become mainstream, losing all their appeal because when things go mainstream, or viral, they always become fucking lame…..or at least 99 percent of the time….from porn, to music, to sports, to hobbies…when the big dollars move in, it gets bad.

The only thing I like that’s happened in the mainstream, in the pornification of the peopl, is that girls are so public about being racy, exhibitionist, attention seeking, instagram outfit wearing sluts…..HENCE THE TIGHT PANTS….

No matter how lame or played out TIGHT pants get, or how viral and mainstream they get, I’ll still like all the bitches wearing them, even if I don’t like the bitches wearing them, because they make an ass look good.

So TIGHT PANTS for the fucking win, and the only tight pants I saw today were on a 65 year old obese woman who was probably wearing a diaper, on a walker, probably a vaccine injury and I still liked it….because somethings are just “classics” if you can jack off to them, or on them…..so TIGHT PANTS make the cut while hugging the cunt.

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2022

10

May

Hilary Duff Nude of the Day

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Creepy Hilary Duff who you have to assume was sexualized at a young age when she was trying to get discovered at the Hollywood Pool Parties for teens that I’ve heard about…..has stripped down and been photoshoppped for Women’s Health magazine, where she’s naked in the bath we’ll assume she had at last one of her three water births in….with various men….because there was a time she was married to a Hockey Player and I assumed she was fucking the team, they broke up and she cycled through a bunch of other dudes, from her trainer, to basically anyone around, her pussy insatiable, one of them necrophiliacs, I mean nymphomaniacs because when you’re the teen icon with a pile of money, what else is there to do but fuck…and sometimes the cum sticks to the uterus and you mom…whatever…

I don’t consider a nude a nude unless I see pussy and asshole, or just pussy…..this shit doesn’t even have nipples, so she can go fuck her creepy self, which I am sure she does all day….IT IS A TICKLE THAT JUST WON’T GO AWAY…..

I didn’t give a fuck about Duff in her early days when evereyone was going nutty for her, I didn’t give a fuck about her when she was a young mom, I didn’t give a fuck about her when she looked like she did too much crossfit and her musculature made me think she’d be a better MOVER than fuck and I don’t give a fuck about her now….BUT MAYBE YOU DO.

This nude hotness is from WOMEN’S HEALTH MAG which I’ll assume has more pics, this is just the sampler, the foreplay before the full frontal..

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2022

10

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If there’s one thing that I’ve learned over the years on this vast information superhighway filled with anything and everything you’d ever need to know if you know the right place to look…..it is that girls fucking love posting pics of themselves in bikinis, some of them don’t even belong in bikinis based on their sheer size, you know snow suit girls that should be left at the cabin in the woods to fend for themselves instead of polluting our minds with their obesity, but EVEN they love posting their bikini pics on the internet….maybe it’s the likes, maybe it’s the follows, maybe they’re just whores…..I don’t care about the psychological breakdown of why they do it….narcissism, personality disorder, insecurities, seeking validation, or seeking praise….who cares….THEY ARE IN BIKINIS…

This is the swimwear post I do every week….ENJOY..

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2022

10

May

Old Lady Annabel Tries on a Bra and Other Videos of the Day

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Relaxing Drive Through Vegas

Slutty Pilot Dance

Deep Stretch

Booty in a Tight Dress

Big Tits in a Sweat Suit

Girl Hip Thrusts a Stranger

Hot Outfit

Spazz Dance

She Dropped her Pen

Small Bikini Top

Bikini Yoga

Hot Bikini

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2022

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I try to not pay attention to what people are angry about, but I did see a clip from the pandemic days, where I was calling everyone a fucking crazy person, because everyone was a fucking crazy person, and if you didn’t go along with their crazy, they ousted you as some conspiracy retard, while they were clearly the retards…

I am not convinced the vaccine police aren’t going to come back out of the woodwork, despite the vaccines not working, or the masking may come back, it’s still alive and well around here, but the rest of the world is less crazy I guess….

But for now, people are acting a little more normal, a little less angry at the unvaccinated who didn’t want to get injected with experimental shots, even if the crazy is still going on behind the scenes.

So we can all appreciate how fucking stupid people were with this shit, how far they went with the sensationalizing, and how psychologically damaged so many probably are from it, even if they pretend it ain’t a big deal.

6 Million people in Canada still can’t travel out of their country or within their country because they don’t have a vaccine, people are still not getting hired or able to go to offices without a vaccine that by their own documents has a 0.8% efficacy rate….so let’s hope everyone catches on and denounces future GENE THERAPY unless they have cancer and it is the only option…..

But until then, watch this clip…it made me laugh and it will make you laugh too.

Never forget…

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2022

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you realize that there’s nothing to be mad at, nothing to hate, nothing to stress about and that everything’s pretty much a joke and should be treated as such, you gotta go through life like a homeless meth head..with passion and vigor, intensity and commitment, high energy and productiveness…

Or you can just become a homeless meth head….I figure if you take nothing seriously because life’s a hilarious joke amongst gay retard…..but that’ll probably end bad, scabby, and toothless…so it’s better to just channel their energy while staring at their tits….yes..i wrote this post because of the METH tits in the top GIF….what a weird nude to produce…what a world.

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Candice Swanepoel Strips Down to Bikini
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Scout Willis Pokies for the Dog Walk
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Sophie Mudd Made it to the Kentucky Derby
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Demi Rose Busts Out of her Bikini
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Jena Sims is Collecting Tan Lines in a Bright Bikini
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Nadine Velazquz Pokies in a Sports Bra
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Playoff Hockey Means Playoff Boobs, Model Natalie Gauvreau Spotted Behind the Stars Bench
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Miami Dolphins owner reportedly generated a ton of money from inaugural F1 event
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Lady Gaga Hold my Hand Video
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Olivia Culpo Turned 30 and Worked the Pole
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Malu Trevejo’s Tropical Bikini
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Drunk Bikini Girl and her Man
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Fedex Truck Crashes into a 100 Car Pile Up
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Bees Killing a Hornet
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Brutal MMA Knockouts
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The are doing a Dirty Dancing Throwback
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Lisa Ann is now 50!
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Gabrielle Union Bikini Underboob
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Sky Sports Reporter Thought NBA Prospect Paolo Banchero Was Patrick Mahomes During Interview at the F1 Miami Grand Prix
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Saweetie’s Nip Slup!
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Girl Walking On her Hands
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Pranking People on the Escalator
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Waking a Sleeping Frog
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Scary Rockfall Happens In The Himalayas!
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Sherri Shepard on a Wendy Williams Diss
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Bess is a Pot Monster
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Boxer Skye Nicolson Rocks a Bikini in Vegas
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The coolest thing for your Cellphone
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Two Goofy Boxers
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Lego Submarine
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Priyanka Chopra Shares her First Baby’s Baby Photo
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Model Anastasiya Shcheglova in Some Vintage Lingerie!
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Maria Kn in Black and White
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Paige Spiranac Reveals on Mother’s Day That Her Mom is a Smokeshow Too
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Young Arnold’s Fitness Training
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Battle Bots Battle
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Porn Star Maitland Ward Wins!
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Sara Sarin Nude Indoor and Outdoor
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How the Internet Mafia Killed Mozilla
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Strongest Men in the World Tug of War
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Olivia Culpo for Cash App cuz she’s a Whore – She Takes VENMO and PAYPAL too, but only if you’re in the NFL
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Karrueche Tran – Swimsuit
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Chantel Jeffries in Short Shorts…
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Jodie Comer Cleavage
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Selena Gomez at the Airport
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Brooke Burke in Fitnsss Gear
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Olivia Culpo Birthday Sluts
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Bebe Rexha in a Tight Dress
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Hailee Steinfeld – Race Car Girl
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Kristen Bell – Mother’s Day
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Demi Lovato – Inked Magazine
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Ashley Greene – Playing Up Pregnancy
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Chrishell Stause – SeeThru to Tits for her new girlfriend
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The Hilton Sisters
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Maya Hawke is Working the Street
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Jamie King Crackhead
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The Best Seat in the House
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Huge Tits Busting Out
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Beach Finger Fuck
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Fingers in Ass
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Unacceptable Devices
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That Was Unexpected
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Dildo Riding with a Grip
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Fishnet Dildo Ride
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Public Threesome
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Tummy Tickles
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Reddit Amateur Big Tits
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Dildo Ride for Johnny Cash
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Mashup Madness
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Lumber Jacks
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Caitlin Bell in a Princess Room
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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