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2008

27

May

Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her Underwear of the Day

For a crackwhore Amy Winehouse keeps her panties in better condition that any white underwear I’ve ever owned. So while people are shitting on her for being ghetto, disgusting and insane, her pussy isn’t shitting on her pearly white underwear. They are as beautiful as the glistening white of a fresh winter snowfall as I sit by the fire a write my memoirs….the only scary thing about these pictures is whatever the fuck she’s got caged up inside these cleaner than any white underwear I’ve seen, despite how wrecked she is motherfuckers. I just can’t get over how good these panties look, I would have been expecting black fingerprints from when she scratched her unwashed and itchy yeast infection, but instead she’s breaking down stereotypes and it’s fascinating to me.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panties|Upskirt

2008

27

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Takes Herself Too Seriously of the Day

So I have this dude I don’t know on Facebook and I am pretty sure it’s safe to say that I won’t have this dude on my Facebook much longer because I took his pictures and put them up here, but I pretty much had no choice because they were too funny to ignore.

I don’t know much about this dude, other than the fact that he is friends with Lydia Hearst and Michelle Trachtenberg and they were recently at a birthday party, where he decided to wipe out all of Michelle Trachtenberg’s face in all of the pics of her.

It’s like this bitch thinks she’s so fucking important that when a dude takes pics of her, she makes dude promise not to do anything with them, I am wondering if it’s for fear of ruining her career because going out for dinner and having a cocktail while your bra is exposed is really fuckin’ scandalous when you are boring as fuck.

We get it, she has creepy fans and she doesn’t like to be out in the limelight, but we kinda realized that a long time ago when she couldn’t land much work after her stint on Buffy, making her barely relevant to the world now, but for some reason I guess she likes to think she is more important than she is and is hoping that by telling people they can’t upload her pics that maybe they’ll start believing her propaganda too, and treat her like she’s special. It’s like the time I told this chick repeatedly how small my penis was until she demanded to see it because she didn’t believe any penis could be that small, but I made a believer out of her pretty fast.

I don’t know who the fuck Michelle Trachtenberg thinks she is, some kind of Princess Diana Royal Family or some shit, but in case she didn’t get the memo, Princess Diana is dead.

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Serious

2008

27

May

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Mario Lopez that no one gives a fuck getting some titty in his face from what looks like some Russian import that any of us could convince to show us their tits all for promises of a life in America…The land of opportunity.

A Russian friend of mine invited me to a Russian Restaurant for lunch but I slept in. I was looking forward to the soaked steamed leather boot and rationed bread and cardboard toilet paper, but instead I am here posting pictures of some Russian slut and I can only god is teasing me with for missing out on a free meal.

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff|Mario Lopez

2008

27

May

Pam Anderson’s Panty Upskirt of the Day

These pictures of Pamela Anderson’s Panties remind me of a time I went to the mall with my friend and his pregnant girlfriend. The girl ended up having a miscarriage in the public bathroom because I am guessing she wasn’t too happy seeing all the clothes at Old Navy that she wanted and knew she wouldn’t be able to fit in a couple months down the line and her body decided to do something about it, like reject the baby cuz nothing was going to stop her from sliding into those size 30 jeans. Kinda like when I take a big shit before I go out in hopes of being able to put on my dress pants, because people respect me more in those than they do in my sweats.

Either way, my frend, the baby daddy had been trying to convince her to get an abortion the entire pregnancy, and finally told her that he’d be supportive of her decision and would always be there for her and the baby and would not be a deadbeat like he was with his other kids, was playing all considerate and hugging her and holding her in his arms before he ran to the nearest store to by her replacement pants for the ones she just ruined. But dude wasn’t a good actor and his excitement and happiness gleamed from his eyes, and his bullshit act couldn’t fool me, but then again he was giving me high fives and begging me to go to the bar to celebrate as soon as he got his girl home.

Pam Anderson’s panty upskirt reminds me of that day, but that’s just because I assume she’s a slut who’s uterus has seen it’s fair share of fetus, whether aborted or miscarried and here are a pair of her underwear that keep all her used up lady parts in place as to not make a mess on the floor below her.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panty|Upskirt

2008

27

May

Natasha Hamilton is in a Bikini of the Day

So Natasha Hamiton is another UK slut who sleeps with Soccer Players and for some reason whenever I see a soccer player, even when he’s with a hot lookin’ slut, I just assume dude’s gay. I don’t know if it’s the short shorts or the fact that gay dudes love these motherfuckers, or it’s their European comfort with sexuality that leads them to hugging and kissing and crying in each other’s arms when they lose a match, or if it’s the fact that every metrosexual dressed Italian or Portuguese person in this city rock their tight pants and styled hair to while talking about how much they love their favorite players but there’s something totally homoerotic about this shit that leads me to believe that Natasha Hamilton is just a front for his gay romps with his other players in the locker room shower.

Either way, I was talking to a gay dude yesterday and he told me his first gay experience was when he changed his baby brother’s diaper. It made me uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as these pictures of this staged relationship when the only thing this couple have in common is a love for cock and getting their hair done.

Posted in:Bikini|Natasha Hamilton

2008

27

May

Melanie Brown’s Jungle Ass in Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Spice Girl Melanie Brown in a bikini all bent over and showing off her body in what is probably one of the classiest paparazzi angles out there. I know that shit makes her ass look good enough to perverts who like seeing girls on all fours because they never get girls on all fours in real life but for me, these spying camera shots are uninspired and boring. I think it’d be a lot more interesting if the paparazzi hired obscure artist photographers instead of stupid immigrants with a camera, at least that way I’d be able to post something a little more stimulating to look at.

Either way, it’s nice to see Mel B getting back in touch with her roots in a jungle print bikini, as some sort of tribute to her people that used to run from crazed jungle animals on a daily basis because it’s nice to know that despite having made it and having lots of money and a life of luxury, she doesn’t forget the tribe she came from.

Posted in:Ass|Melanie Brown|Tits

2008

27

May

Mackenzie “Ruthie from 7th Heaven” Rosman’s Personal Slut Pics of the Day

So this is a picture of the Jew in 7th Heaven, which in case you didn’t know was a show about Christians that was written and produced by Jews, because Jews are experts on Christianity when it comes to making money off the shit and she’s become a typical attention craving party slut with a digital camera and I like it. I think girls experimenting with each other for attention makes for more interesting shit to jerk off to than a to her role as a 10 year old on 7th Heaven that was too young to be sexy and that forced us to jerk off to Jessica Biel’s big tits without realizing that she’s a dude, a dude who probably taught little Ruthie what being a dyke was all about back on set.

Speaking of Lesbians, Here’s some Repressed Lesbian Singing a song for God on Godtube: a social network for the people of god because she’s not allowed to eat pussy since God Doesn’t Like Pussy Eatin’

Posted in:Mackenzie Rosman|Personal Slut Pics

2008

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t check my email for the last 4 days because it is tedious so I am only linking some of the many amazing things I normally linked. It’s a holiday for you, so that means I took the day off to drink and nothing exciting happened, except for me getting drunk, but that’s kind of an everyday thing, so that concludes this amazing post.

Here are my links:

3Watch Ninja Babes in Space – Episode 3
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Let’s Celebrate MEmorial Day with Shauna Sand
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Karina Flores Photoshoot Video
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Some Sluts Dancing Around in Lingerie for the Euro Football Championship Video
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Heather Vandeven is in Lingerie
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Some Vintage Marisa Miller Nude Modeling Shots at the Bottom of This Post
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Leilani Dowding Topless Sexy Beach Photos
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Linda Strawberry is as Sweet as Can Be
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Club Slut Sanctuary
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Watch a Girl Teach Another Girl How to Suck Dick
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Some B-52 Performance for You to Jerk Off To….
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Some 12 Year Old Gets Approved for a Sex Change
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Spend Your Memorial Day with the Web Cam Slut of Your Choice
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She’s Getting Sexy for the Camera
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Eve Lawrence in Lingerie
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Fernanda Mello Bikini Shoot
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MAssive Caoline Winberg Gallery
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The Olsen Twin’s Neighbors Hate them, and So Do I
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Christina Aguilera is a Moody Bitch and Need to Smile More
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Kate Hudson Lookin’ Cute in a Short Dress
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Courtney Love Cries Fraud
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Teen Amateurs Get it On For The Camera
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How Long Before Aniston and Mayer Break Up? Anyone?
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Pavlina Valentova Pretty In Pink
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brianna Frost is At It Again
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Moto Chase!
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Sofia Vergara Does June, 2008 Maxim UK Magazine
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Some Babes Bouncing in Bikinis at the Beach
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Miss Nude Contest Part 2
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Brad and Angelina Prove Once Again That They Are Better Than You
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Eva Mendes Fooled Us All
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Creepy Blind Date
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Rinaldo’s Girlfriend’s NIpple and Slut Personal Pics
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How To: Break into the Porn Industry
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50 is Looking Pretty Good, and Good I mean Dried Up and Haggard
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Naked Lesbian Massage Video of the Day
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dudes Collection of Whores
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

May

Lindsay Lohan in France with a Little Bikini of the Day

Everyone seems to care about Lohan in her bikini, but no one seems to ever care about what I am wearing. Well, I am tired of the attention being diverted from me and will tell you this..I have a brown shirt on, sure it started out white about 8 years ago, but these things happen.

Posted in:Bikini|France|Lindsay Lohan

2008

26

May

Amy Winehouse Provides the Masturbation Material of the Day

Amy Winehouse is on a roll. She’s been out half naked the last couple of weeks and it’s provided all of you sick fucks something to jerk off to. The nice thing about Amy Winehouse is that she’s changing society’s outlook on crackwhores, before she came along we all thought crackwhores were just good for cheap toothless blowjobs and now we know they can also be rich and successful. This bitch is breaking down stereotypes and deserves some fuckin’ respect.

The other thing she needs respect for is that she’s crazy and crazy people and crazy people are amazing. They don’t give a fuck about the rules of society and that means at any given time they have an impulse to do something like if they decide that it’s time to piss and they do it right there on the floor in the middle of the room full of people. The same thing goes for fuckin’, when they get the urge, they start their diddle, and despite the smells, it makes for a good time.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra|Masturbation