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2008

29

May

Topanga Hit’s Up a Bar of the Day

I was trolling through facebook when I got in this morning, because I had to pretend that I was up all night working so my wife wouldn’t find out that I was out doing drugs and trying to do 18 year olds. I came across some dude’s pictures of a girl who looked a lot like Topanga from Boy Meets World only fatter and more troll-like and I decided to reach out to find out what the deal was. It turned out that it was the real Topanga and this is what he wrote:

Me and a few of my buddies went to McFaddens in Worcester MA one night and it happened to be Topanga’s guest bartender night. One of my buddies used to work at the bar when he went to school and knew a bunch of the bouncers and bartenders. We got to be at the front of the bar where she was hanging out and she gave us a bunch of shots to take with her. She wanted to dance and started grinding me and the girl i was with, I did my best for being a white guy with no rhythm and the three of us grinded for a solid hour… the type of moves that would make Cory Mathews jealous as a mother
fucker. Even the DJ at the bar tried to get with her.

At the end of the night me and my buddies tried to get her to go to the party we were going to but she had to go back to Boston or some shit to catch an early flight back to LA.

I guess it’s good to know that despite being a child star for some successful ABC family show, she still manages to get work, sure it’s hosting lame parties where she bar tends in small New England cities, but I guess it’s a lot better than having a successful acting career where she is the most desirable thing in Hollywood that gets so many jobs that she doesn’t know what to do with herself, because I’m sure deep down inside she wants none of that. She’d much rather be a nobody, she just goes to all those auditions she gets rejected from for jokes, her true passion lies in partying with commoners.

Posted in:Bar Tending|Tits|Topanga

2008

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I am getting old, I just woke up from a 5 hour nap with one sock on and my balls exposed. I have no idea what happed, I was on the computer working on a post, drank a beer my wife brought me and woke up 5 hours later without even realizing I passed out.

I sleep enough every night and it’s not like I really over extend myself except but even after 2 huge coffees I passed the fuck out. I like to believe that the only explanation is that it is probably terminal disease that hasn’t manifested itself yet . You’ll all miss me. But before I go, Here are my links to click, take advantage of them when you still can.

I guess it could have been my wife date raping me for not banging her last night and needing some cock, but that makes me feel uneasy and I’d rather just think it’s cancer, because prison rape is the only kind of acceptable rape

Either way, here are my links.

Some Oiled Up Fitness Slut Shows Off Her Toned Body, Tight Ass and Big Titties in This Workout Video for You Fat Pigs….
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Posh Spice Making Sex Faces
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Batman’s Fetish for “Boy Wonders” is Called into Question
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Lil’ Kim’s Transformation into Michael Jackson is Almost Complete
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Cheryl Tweedy is in Purple Spandex Showing Off her Tits and I Love It
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The Hogans are Still Assholes
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Battlestar Galacta’s Sexy Grace Park Gallery
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The Top 10 Pro Athlete Daughters
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Tyra Banks Shows Off her Huge Hips on Some Magazine Cover
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Here’s a Funny Story on Vulgar Chicks You Want to Fuck Despite Them Thinking Farting is Cool….
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More Lisa Angeline Slut Video
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Find the clitoris!! It’s Not Just a Myth!!
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Sharon Stone’s Cellulite Ass
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Watch People Have Sex and Tell The Dude How Hard To Stuff the Whore
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Cigarette Box Transformers Video (seriously, this is awesome)
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These Teenaged Sluts Stole From Girl Scouts But Not Their Girl Scout Virginity – Scout’s Honor.
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Anahi Gonzales is a Hot Slut
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Kate Hudson Short Dress/Stupid Boots
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Gary Dourdan From CSI Isn’t Going to Jail, Because Famous People Get to do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Elisha Cuthbert Looking Good While Grabbing Something to Eat
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Amy Winehouses Complextion is Really Clearing Up and by Clearing Up, I Mean Looks Disgusting
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Slut and the City Hang Out at the NY Premier
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Hailey Star Hot French Maid
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Find Girls to Fuck, I Hear It’s What the Kids Are Doing These Days
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Another Homemade Stripper Pole Mishap
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Some Girl Breaks Her Arm Because She’s Doing a Gay Fuckin’ Dance
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Stick Shifter Fuck
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Some Latin Chick Shows Off Her Massive Tits
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Family Needs Education in Learning English
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Dunkin’ Donuts Apologizes for Being Racist Pigs Who Made America Fat
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Ordinary Girls Get Crazy at the Male Strip Club
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Some Chick Flashes her Neighbor
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Some Really Hot Beach Candids
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Sex With a Bellerina Makes for a Good Time
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Some Unwanted Public Facials
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Petre Nemcova Throwback that Almost Made My Dick Move
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Big Titted Lesbian Make Out
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Find Sex With This and Thank Me Later – It Works…
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Bath Time Stripdown
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Sophie Anderton Topless Throwback
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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And Now, the Worst Idea Ever…
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Sharon Stone’s Films Banned in China After She Run Her Fucking Mouth About The Earth
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The Top 10 Cutest Sex Toys Out There
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Doing the Hula Hoop Out on a Wii Fit
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Some Chick Named Lana Gets Naked on the Beach
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Some Dude Named Vince P’s Song Remixed by Diplo
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There’s Something Hot About a Mom and 14 Year Lohan Lookin at Pics of a Blowjob Together
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Here’s a Sex and the City review with spoilers… because I like to ruin people’s days…
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Chuck Norris Must Be as Hurtin for Money as I Am
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Facebook Gangster (It’s an Oxymoron I Know)
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Keeley Hazell Pink Lingerie
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George Clooney Dumps His Gold Digging Girlfriend Sarah Larson
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PORN REVIEWS:

Lesbian Porn Sites
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Hairy Chick Porn Sites
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Drunk Chick Porn Sites
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Creampie Porn Sites
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Handjob Porn Sites
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IN THE NEWS

Some Foot Fetishist Gets Busted
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University of North Florida’s, in Jacksonville-FL, ad campain on campus for new license plates, spells out racial slur.
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Some Swedish Woman Claims to Be Married to the Berlin Wall
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Plastic Fetish Man Gets Charged
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CONTEST

I saw this bitch Julianne Hough on Oprah Today and I Found Her Hot, Then This Contest Where She Sings or you and your friends came to my inbox and felt it was fate telling me that one of you will win – so sign up.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Chubby Chick and Her Tit
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Ass
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BONUS – CLUB WHORES GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOU IF YOU GIVE THEM GREY GOOSE AND CHAMPAGNE

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2008

28

May

Mariah Carey Throwin’ A Pitch in Japan of the Day

Mariah Carey is in Japan because that’s the only country that is crazy enough to care about her and they got her to throw some pitch at some baseball game. She was classy enough to show up in her Mariah track jacket and workout shorts while wearing her high heels because they are the only thing that makes her fat legs look thin. I guess the joke that is Mariah Care continues but on an international scale and I guess it doesn’t matter because I wouldn’t mind her and her weak chin throwing anything down for me, preferably my pants, because I have a useless set of balls I wouldn’t mind her singing to.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Pitching|Shorts

2008

28

May

More Mel B Bikini Pics from the Other Day of the Day

These Mel B pictures are from yesterday, so knowing you and your pervert ways, you’ve probably already seen them, I figured I’d post them anyway because I liked the grip the dude’s got on this bitch’s ass. It’s like dude landed this down on her luck single mother because her comedian boyfriend didn’t want to take any responsibility for the baby because he felt like she tricked him by turning the condom inside out to get knocked up to get what she wanted after he got what he wanted . So after her dreams of a picket fence future turned upside down and a whole legal battle to prove the baby was his, this dude moved in on her knowing she was an easy target because he was desperate for love making her willing to do anything to keep him around and by anything I mean she put out alot. Sure her pussy wasn’t as tight as it once was, but beggars can’t be choosers and it’s not everyday that this kind of lottery win happens.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B

2008

28

May

Lydia Hearst in a Corset at the Sex in the City Premiere of the Day

Lydia Hearst was one of the lucky girls who got to go to the Sex in the CIty premiere. It could be because she’s a rich kid model, but I am thinking it’s probably because her family owns the rights to the show or maybe the theatre shit’s being shown in and it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that she’s wearing some lingerie as outerwear and saw something about how Sarah Jessica Parker was the first to make the bra a fashion item on this bullshit show, that I didn’t notice because I was too busy not looking at Sarah Jessica Parker because she’s fuckin’ ugly.

The problem with this show is that girls everywhere use it as some inspirational life coaching that they think represents real life. They think ignoring long term relationships and focusing on their careers while having random sexual encounters in some quest to find themselves will be fun and will all work out in the end for them because it does on the show. The truth is that the show was written by a fag and it’s his take on how women should be more like gays, because gays think their way is the right way, but the difference is that gays always find someone willing to fuck them because sex to gays is a primal need so long term relationships for them just don’t make sense, so as long as they are alive, they will always have someone to fuck. Women on the other hand age and if they aren’t locked down by a certain age, get replaced by younger models because dudes who like sluts tend to go for the better lookin’ ones because sluts are all about sex and not settling down and no one wants to marry a slut, we just like to fuck them, but not so much when they hit menopause, turning the slut into an old hag. So these successful women end up unhappy because they get stuck with losers because only losers would settle for a chick who’s had more cock than a chicken farmer.

That’s why watching these old slags slut out on their quest to find love while spending all their money on expensive shoes gives girls annoys me because I know it is ruining a generation of women by skewing their morals and values to one that leads to a miserable existence. The only good thing about this shit is that it confuses girls into thinking one night stands are empowering and that works for me because it makes getting in, doing the job and getting out a hell of a lot easier when the bitch doesn’t call back. Not that I’ve ever had a problem with having girls call me back, they usually are more into pretending shit never happened.

BONUS: Here are a couple of the washed up weathered cunts that women everywhere turn to as their independent woman inspirational leaders

Posted in:Corset|Lydia Hearst

2008

28

May

Pete Wentz Continues His Joke of the Day

America’s favorite emo queen Wentz is at his stupidity again. This time he is trying to fuck with the public by pretending to use his bagel as a cell phone. I think he’d be more effective at throwing us all off if he put out a sex tape with Ashlee Simpson proving to the world that he actually has a dick. This little man, or so he claims, annoys the fuck out of me because he’s a fuckin’ fake. The only time I find this kind of thing funny is when it involves drunk crazy homeless people who actually think the phonebooth is an outhouse. This dude thinks he’s more important than he is and his energy as a celebrity would be better spent killing himself.

Posted in:Asshole|Pete Wentz

2008

28

May

Maria Sharapova and Her Anal Sex Faces of the Day

The only reason I watch female professional sports is when the girls in them are worth fucking. For the most part girl athletes are more masculine than I am, which isn’t saying much because I struggle taking out the garbage, but seeing their rippling muscles is too homo for me. There are a few female pro-athletes I’d like to watch have sex and Sharapova is one of them. Lookin’ at her in action, with the anguish and struggle in her facial expression makes me thing of one thing and one thing only and that one thing is her taking it up the ass. Enjoy.

Posted in:Anal Sex|Maria Sharapova|Tennis

2008

28

May

Jessica Simpson’s New Country Single of the Day

Country Music is the biggest thing in America, so if you are an aspiring singer, you should consider pulling the Carrie Underwood because you will make a hell of a lot more money showing off your fake hick accent for dude’s in pick-up trucks and you’ll have a long lasting career because country listeners are loyal. The problem with doing Pop is that you ride the top if you’re lucky then you quickly fade away when someone cooler or hotter or younger comes along. When you’re up against a whole lot of ugly chicks and lame dudes in tight jeans, it’s pretty easy to carve out your niche.

Either way, heres Jessica Simpson’s new song called Come on Over and for some reason all I can think about is seeing a horse cum all over her. Beastiality isn’t how, but when you’re all alone herding sheep in the mountains for 3 months and trusty ol’ Bucky is the only other thing you’ve got around and you’ve drank too much Whiskey, these things tend happen.

Posted in:Country Single|Jessica Simpson

2008

28

May

Angie Everhart See Through Shirt of the Day

I was asked to remove the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures that hit last year because they are her personal pics and belong to her, I don’t want a lawsuit so I took them down, but I do like having fun with lawyers/legal aids who email me because I don’t think they have any idea what they are dealing with. This was my response to their BORING formal email and legal letters that basically told me to take the shit down or go to court lawbreakin’ man.

OMG – I totally LOVE Vanessa Hudgens. Does she know my website exists? Did she specifically ask you to go after me? Please say yes! That’s amazing!!! I can die happy now and if I do, I will request they play one of the High School Musical songs at my funeral to honor this GLORIOUS day.

Out of curiosity, If you were to pursue legal action against me – would that mean I’d get to meet Vanessa Hudgens in court in person, and would we get the chance to see her in various states of undress to prove these images are in-fact her?! That would be awesome, a dream come true.

Truth is, I am a huge fan and have removed the images but would love an autographed photo of her if you can get around to it, preferably the photo you are asking me to remove from my site, I figure it’s only fair since I masturbated to it so many times!!!

PS – John I know this is you playing a sick trick on me because you know how much I love Vanessa Hudgens, you out did yourself with the fake legal documents and fake email though, it looks really legit, I believed it for a second. You totally got me, you bastard. I wonder what else you have up your cooky sleeve you prankster.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Either way, I guess none of that bullshit really matters and it’s probably not as funny as I thought it was, so I am going to post Angie Everhart in a see through shirt because seeing old timer model nipples not be as exciting as getting lawyers letters from Vanessa Hudgens trying to do damage control for being a slut, but they are better than nothing.

Posted in:Angie Everhart|Nipple|See Through

2008

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife wants to do something romantic tonight, I guess jerking off on her panties wasn’t enough for her, so it looks like I am stuck since it is our anniversary, but while I am gone drinking myself silly to ensure I don’t get a fuckin’ boner for this bitch, because despite crying impotent, the magic still happens sometimes, you can click on these links – since it’s the best shit that happened on the internet today. True Story.

Candy Girl Sluts
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Princess Fergie’s Daughter is a Fat Cow in a Bikini
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Nicole Graves is Hot, Tanned and Too Good For You
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Jessica Biel Wears a State of the Art Anti-Hot Cloaking Device
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Tara Reid Shows Off Her ASs Cheek, Because She is Pure Class
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Ninja Babes in Space Episode 4
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Japanese Hotties Strip Down For Lingerie Contest
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Top 10 Boob Punch Videos
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Hilary Duff Has Some Fatty Tits
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Christina Milian is Lookin’ Good
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Lisa Angeline Photoshoot Video Set to Some Gay Ass Song That You Should Probably Mute
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If She’s Having Sex with You, She’s Probabaly Faking, But Find OUt Here For Sure
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Slut Passes Out At American Gladiators Audition
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Don’t Listen To You Mother, It’s Still Sex If It’s on a Web Cam. Kind Of
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Miss Howard TV Slutty Contest Video
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Brooke Hogan Involved in Car Accident but Doesn’t Almost Kill Somone Like Her Fuck Up of a Brother
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Sharon Stone Thinks the China Eathquake Which Killed Too Many Innocent People to Count Was Karma, Because She is an Idiot
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Seriously, What The FUCK is Wrong With Katie Holmes, Can Somebody Get to the Bottom of This?
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Some Hollywood Sluts At Some Aids Baby Benefit
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Some Lame Celebrity Impersonator’s Cuz You Like That Shit
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Here Are Some Hot Topless Beach Babes
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Find Girls To Fuck and Give Your Real Doll A Break
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Teenaged Bubble Bath, Anyone?
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Lohan to Have Lezzie Wedding at Dollywood Theme Park?
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Zenia Slowly Strips Down
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Yet Another Homemade Stripper Pole Accident
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Water Bottle Up the Snatch
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Kobe Bryant Jumps Over a Pool of Snakes
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Buckeey Sex Tape: Flavor Of Love Girl Shay Buckeey Johnson’s Sex Tape
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The Dude From Gossip Girl Pisses in His Hair
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Kim Kardashian Brings Her Big Ass to the Hamptons
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Living With Lohan Episode 1:
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Leah Miller from Much Music Skinny Dipping Clip Showing Off her Fake Tits
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Some Really Graphic Bloody Kill Bill Poster in Australia
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179 pictures of the Honeybees, the cheerleaders for the New Orleans Hornets
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CATCH!!! VIDEO….
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What Did Donald Trump Say To Jenna Jameson?
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Michael Lohan is a Awesome
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West Coast Sluts
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Party Girl Flash Time
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Classic Prank Ends in Faceplant
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I Don’t Know Who Roxanna Palett is But I Think I Am into Fucking Her
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More Marisa Miller Pics, In Case You’re Not Sick of Her Already
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Big Brother UK Uncensored
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PORN MINUTE OF THE DAY:

Some Japanese Porn
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Some Pictures of a Naked Chick Getting Caned
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A Couple of Girls Flashing Their Naked Bodies in the Snow
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Some Hidden Cameral Pictures of Chicks Topless
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A Nude Beach Gallery With Some Hot Sluts
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Some Nasty Chick Showing Her Pussy in Public
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Some Pictures of Everyday Chicks on the Beach
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Big Naked Tits Tease
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Some Dude’s Revenge on His Ex
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A Girl and Her Spread Out Ass
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BONUS – SOME VEGAS CLUB SLUTS


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Posted in:stepLINKS