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2008

30

May

Amy Alexander and Michelle Bass are Topless Together of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken, I am useless like that. I am also useless in a lot of areas of my life, so I am just keeping it real. These girls are from Big Brother in the UK and I guess living in a house together offered them a lasting friendship that brings them to topless beaches with photographers in hopes of holding onto as much of the little fame they had for as long as they can. I guess getting topless when you have massive tits is a decent strategy that I can accept as a cry for attention that is a lot less cheesy than the two girls I saw last night grabbin at each other’s tits for their boyfriends to get horny over, but that’s just because they told me to fuck off when I tried to get involved and encouraged them to go down on each other in the middle of the dancefloor, that actually pissed the group off and made them stop what they were doing because they knew their antics lured in the creeps and by creeps I mean me.

Posted in:Amy Alexander|Big Brother|Michelle Bass|Topless

2008

30

May

Adriana Lima Gets Topless for Elle Magazine of the Day

This staying up all night shit is making updating the site a pain in the ass, I guess I shouldn’t really stop the site, because I would upset about 2 people, but maybe I should stop drinking at a reasonable time. These after parties and shit are keeping me up until 8 am and I only wake up at 3 when most people are winding down for the day and getting off their computers for the weekend, making my shit useless and a waste of time. I guess I’ll figure it out and while I tend to this horrible hangover that feels like my heart is going to explode, here are some topless Adriana Lima pics for Elle magazine because she’s pretty much my favorite model and has the potential to make your dick explode all over your pants.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I decided to try to get my stepdaughter and her friends in on a game of Truth or Dare. They agreed to play and after a few shots of Jack, I was convinced things would get nice and juicy. I had planned to get them to play tag in their panties, have their first lesbian experience and even shave their cooters all while I watched. Unfortunately, they all chose truth so I found out that one of them took it up the ass once but it hurt too much, that the other is still a virgin and that the last one masturbates 2 times a week thinking of Justin Timberlake, but I didn’t see any pussy because I suck at life.

Here are my links for the day.

Well, Tori Spelling Loves Sausage
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Jessica Cediel Montage, Because Sometimes, You Need a Montage
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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Got Some Good Cleavage
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George Clooney is Single Again and Sara Larson is a Single Slutty Cocktail Waitress from Vegas Again
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The Hottest Models With The Hottest Cars:
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless
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Lucy Walsh Looks Tasty
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Club Sluts You’ll Wanna Get Dirty With
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Make a Spray Can Booby Trap and Prevent People From Finding Your Porn Stash
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You Can’t Touch Them, But You Can Touch Yourself
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A Collection of Busty Myspace Chicks
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Find Girls to Fuck and Let me Live Vicariously Through You
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Now THATS How You Open a Bottle
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Bill Murray is a Wife Beater, and Adulterer and is Addicted to Weed and Booze
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Sara Jessica Parker Gallery …. Disgusting….
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More Gemma Atkinson Calendar Sneak Peeks
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The Best Porn on the Net, Hands Down
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Producers Want Britney for Grease, and They Aren’t Talking About Her Hair
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Mila Kunis Looking Cute
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Michael Lohan Finds Any Excuse to Talk to Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Best Amateur Shots I’ve Seen In Awhile, and I look At This Shit All Day
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Some Funny Hidden Camera Shot Of Some Hot Chick in a Tight Skirt
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Emo Girls Making Out With Lots of Tongue
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Some Chick Showering in a Thong
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A whole Lot of Potential stepLINK Header Pics
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Some Sluts Self-Shot Pics
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Some Dude’s Lohan / Ronson Lesbian Montage….
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Some Rihanna Pictures at the Beach
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The Playboy SDSU Sunsplash Reggae Party
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Which of these Sluts Deserves the Hottest UK Club Slut Title
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Naomie Campbell Officially Charged with ASsulting a Police Office

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Amy Ried and Charley Chase = Super Hot Lesbian Duo
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Hot Bitch Bikini Fight
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Moth Pussy Anyone?
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Bride on Fire!!
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Scarlett Johansson on the Cover of Nylon
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Ready to BE Excited?? Shia LeBoufs Indiana Jones Panties are on Auction and I Know You Want Them
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Walmart Gang Needs Their Fucking Asses Kicked
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Monica Strips Down on Stage
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Find Sex, Because Your Life Depends on It
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Danni Wells Nude Throwback
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Roots of Breakdance (kind of)
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Random Hot Girls Being Drunk in Bars
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Virtual Hula Hoop in Her Underwear. Yes!
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Amateur Teen Slumber Party!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina and her Tits
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Some Dude’s Black Chick Booty Fetish Pic…
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Some Hot Slut in a Whole Lot of Pics
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Hot young ones…Playing With Whipped Cream
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Whore in real life…and in Second Life…
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Some Girl in Lingerie
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A slut and her Baby
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Some dudes collection of whores and video of him smoking pot…
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Censored pro pics of an amateur chick…
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Some dudes slut collection and motivational posters…
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Some Girl and Her Huge TIts
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Some Hot Amateur and Her Boyfriend and A Mirror
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

May

Some Nude Maid Involved in Some Theft’s Naked Pics of the Day

Her name is Kenna DiMartini and she works as a nude maid because I guess her dreams of being a famous porn slut or stripper didn’t work out so well for her because it didn’t allow her to pursue her one true passion of thieving.

So some dude hires this bitch to clean his house naked, even though we all know that these nude maid services are just a front for an escort agency and that she probably didn’t do any cleaning at, except for maybe after dude came. But she did manage to clean out his wife’s jewelry, about 40,000 dollars worth teaching us all a very valuable life lesson, and that’s to fuck whores in hotel rooms or back alleys or in your car and don’t bring them back to your house, because they are whores and whores are fucked up in the head and do crazy shit. So if they aren’t robbing you, they could be shitting on your floor, or having a drug overdose on your watch, and generally you don’t want that shit hanging over your head.

She has some nude pictures on the net, and these are them, so if you want to see the kind of girl you can hire to clean your house and by clean your house I mean fuck you for money then steal your wife’s jewelry totally fucking up your strategy in never letting your wife know you fuck hookers, then here you go.

To Read The Full Story
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Posted in:Nude Maid|Theft

2008

29

May

Sarah McLachlan’s in a Bikini of the Day

If you aren’t sitting at home jerking off to hot young chicks half naked on So You Think You Can Dance and you are surfing the internet looking for post-pregnancy bikini pics of the woman who brought you the song “In the Arms of an Angel”, a song you are very familiar with because it runs through your head every time you jerk off while crying to yourself because you are the only person who loves you and because you know all your dead relatives are up there laughing at you in your moment of shame.

Either way, Sarah McLachlan, along with Dan Akroyd and my wife, prove that Canadians don’t do much more than sit around and eat bacon all day and these bikini pictures look like she’s been spending a little too much time behind the piano and not enough time doing squats with the piano, unless you consider the night she got knocked up, which probably involved a decent amount of bouncing on dick, not that I am one to talk, the internet has made me unable to do much more than make fun of fat asses I’d still like to fuck because my heart can handle the stain of doing much else…

I guess the good news in all this is that her belly button means business as it looks like it is screaming for her to cover the fuck up because it is self conscious about how big it is, something you have never really related to, if you know what I mean, which you do. Little penis man. Yes, I am talking to myself again, I’m pretty much the only person who listens to me.

Posted in:Bikini|Sarah McLachlan

2008

29

May

Audrina From the Hills and Her Fake Tits of the Day

I was stuck sitting next to a couple that was making out hard at the bar last night. Every time the annoying dude would get his tongue down the bitches throat or his hand up her shirt her fatter friend would come in and break them up because I thought she didn’t like seeing her friend fall for this loser’s shitty game because she was fat and fat girls like attention but it turned out that she was jealous and wanted the loser for herself and they were pretty much fighting over him, that never happens to me, I don’t know how it ended because I couldn’t deal with that kind of Soap Opera drama when I just wanted to get drunk and break things.

That story has nothing to do with Audrina Patridge and her fake tits that her dad got her when she was 16, at least that’s what I was told, but like the fat chick no one should give this bitch the time of day, but for some reason there’s always some asshole lame enough to inflate her ego and that asshole is you because you find this shit hot, when all I see is last week’s kitchen garbage.

Posted in:Audrina|Fake Tits|The Hills

2008

29

May

Heidi Klum Pretends to Eat for McDonald’s of the Day

Everyone knows that despite what models say about how much they eat, they are full of shit and are just doing it because they want the rest of the world to think it’s ok to eat so that they get fat and make the models look even skinnier than they actually are in comparison.

Heidi Klum landed some kind of job promoting some McDonald’s chicken shit, and part of the campaign was to pretend that she was actually eating them because it looks better for McDonald’s. I guess hiring a model to pretend to eat is the best place to go since they have years of experience of trying to save face when they get invited to 4 course expensive dinners with clients and have to do their best to make everyone think they are actually eating and not sneaking to the bathroom to spit up the food they have hidden up in their cheeks and to rip a couple of lines, drink a couple of diet cokes to stay alert in conversation and a few sticks of gum to cover up the smell of their empty eating disorder stomach.

So despite this McDonald’s shit being false advertising, I still like Heidi Klum and would like to give her my own kind of wrap to eat in the form of my penis wrapped in gauze because of all the open sores.

Posted in:Eating|Fake|Heidi Klum

2008

29

May

Heidi Montag in her Staged Bikini Pics Drinking Champagne with Her Boyfriend of the Day

Heidi Montag lives a fake life, stars on a fake reality TV show, has fake tits and fake lips, it seems like the only thing real about her is that she is real ugly, I guess she’s also real useless and a real waste of space and if I think that is irony, but then again I never know how to properly identify irony and I blame Alanis Morissette for that. Here she is in some staged pictures with her fake boyfriend where she rocks a bikini, shows off her pretty fit lookin body and pokes out her ass to lure in her male fans like a baboon in heat. I can only assume they are drinking champagne to celebrate how much of a cunt she is, but it’s probably more to do with showing the world just how classy this piece of trash can get because America are suckers and have given her a purpose in life, when she’d be better off taking her insecure horse head to the local strip club where she belongs.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag

2008

29

May

Mariah Carey Throwing the First Pitch in Japan of the Day

So it turns out that Mariah Carey throws like a fag, but I guess that’s okay considering she’s one of those singing Diva bitches who is ridiculously high maintenance and as superficial, pretentious and obnoxious as a drag queen pretending to be a diva by overcompensating because it has a penis, so it’s kind of expected. What isn’t expected is that she didn’t make outrageous demands like to be carried onto the field by 15 men dressed like sailors where she is handed a diamond encrusted ball on a velvet pillow and solid pink gold baseball mitt before making her pitch in an evening gown. The only thing representative of her Diva high maintenance cunt ways are the heels, I guess marrying that dude’s really made her down to earth. and by down to earth I mean not throwing a tantrum because she got some dirt on her toes, which is a big step for this bitch as she lets down her black ancestors for not being athletic like the rest of them.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Pitching

2008

29

May

Lydia Hearst’s Personal Sex in the City After Party Pics of the Day

I like to hate on Sex in the City as much as I can because I think it does bad thing to women as a species, but what I didn’t mention was the good things that it does to a woman as an individual and that is that it makes her horny and someone who puts out because the show programs them to think shit’s empowering. I remember being sucked into a Sex in the City party at some chick’s house about 10 years ago. I remember drinking beer while the host of the party made her fancy cocktails for her and her friends. By the end of the marathon, we were the only 2 people left at the party because there was still booze and I don’t leave a party until the last drop is consumed. Either way, the first chance bitch had, she jumped me like I was some successful, well dressed motherfucker, when in reality, I was just the only cock in the room. I ended up having unprotected sex with her where she asked me to finish on her face, and that is the shit that only comes when a girl watches sluts in Sex in the City and not sluts in porn. So if you’re a dude wanting to get laid, you gotta throw some Sex in the City parties, the only downside to that is that all the girls you invite will think you’re gay, but if you play it right, that non-threatening stance is key to having unprotected sex where she asks you to cum in her face.

Here are some pictures I stole from Facebook of Lydia Hearst at the Sex in the City Premiere afterparty and she may not fully be slutting out, but she definitely is giving us a whole lot of tongue and I hear that tongue is the gateway to unprotected sex that ends with you cumming on the sluts face.

Posted in:After Party|Lydia Hearst|Sex in the City|Slut