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2008

13

May

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Cellulite Removed of the Day

These videos are always hit or miss, sometimes they work and sometimes they crash my website, but I figured this one was worth posting because it’s from the Kardashian show and its Kim getting her Laser Treatment that she’s coincidentally a spokesperson for. It’s like this whore will do anything for an easy dollar, she’d probably even fuck a black dude on video if the opportunity came around and if it meant gettin’ paid. She’s got some kind of lifestyle that she’s trying to keep up, like this dude I saw on Cold Case Files who took out life insurance on 2 sets of wives after staging “accidental” deaths to cash out that shit. Makin’ easy money was his priority and didn’t mind how the fuck he did it. It was pretty sick but not quite as sick as Kardashian talking about how the cellulite machine feels like someone is suckin’ her thigh and makin’ faces like she’s cumming while her sisters watch compelled and uncomfortable because even family knows that no one wants to see her fat ass getting fondled by a machine. I guess the highlight of the

Posted in:Cellulite|Kim Kardashian|Panties

2008

13

May

Britney Spears Scratching Her Pregnant Ass of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I was walking home drunk around 4 am the other day and the cops decided to come hassle me. As I was talking to them trying to avoid getting arrested by telling them I am just walking home and that I don’t want trouble and shit, this crackhead black chick who was clearly pregnant and completely fucked out of her tree on whatever the fuck drugs she was on rides her bike by us, if you can call what she was doing riding a bike, it was more like swerving in and out of traffic on some kind of death ride like a drunken, drugged up pregnant chick on a bike would ride a bike. As soon as she sees the fuckin’ cops and me she panics, drops the bike and runs in the opposite direction. I try to tell the cops that I think they are wasting their time with me because this chick is obviously on drugs, obviously stole that bike and is ditching it and is obviously up to no fuckin’ good because she saw cops and is fleeing but instead of letting innocent me go home to check out the criminal, they ended up getting mad at me for trying to videotape the bitch and for telling them how to do their job and gave me some public drunkeness ticket. It’s like when I see cops giving out speeding tickets to people going 50 in a school zone, while there are people making meth in their basements to sell to those kids. It’s nice to see the pigs have their priorities straight.

Speaking of priorities, it looks like Britney’s are completely set striaght, because I know how a bad wipe or hemorrhoids can takeover someone’s life. I live with an obese woman and scratching her ass seems to be something she does more than eating bags of chips with her unwashed asshole smelling fingers. It’s pretty gross when my wife does it, but I think it’s hot when Britney does it because she’ may look like ghetto trash but she’s rich and that means her shit is more valuable than my wife’s poverty shit and you can probably smell that difference in their stained week old panties.

I had to Take the Images Down By X17 – But They Have Them Posted on Their Site So You Can Just Check Them Out There
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Posted in:Britney Spears|Pregnant|Scratching Ass

2008

13

May

Tara Reid Rockin’ Out on the Bikini Because It’s All She Does of the Day

It turns out that even party sluts need a break every once in a while, you know sometimes they just want to put the binge drinking, late night coke parties, random hook ups, dancing on the bar in a bikini top like an eternal spring break party on the back burner to feel like a normal person. They usually do this by settling down with some random guy they met in the club and it lasts for about a week, until she realizes how fuckin’ boring relationships are and she ends up sneaking out when dude is asleep and goes back to her party slut ways.

The good news is that in the meantime, Tara Reid is settling down by getting in a bikini on the beach with the dude she’s using to feel like a normal 35 year old, because bitch’s body looks pretty fuckin’ banging and drunk or not, I’m down with staring at it.


See More High Res Pics of Tara Reid in Her Bikini in the Forum
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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Tara Reid

2008

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the bar the other night and this dude beside me wouldn’t stop talking about how many girls he’s banged. He went on and on about threesomes and orgies and fuckin’ multiple chicks in a day like he was some modern day Don Juan or some shit. His name was Ben Kinzel and every time I told him that I knew he was full of shit and that I’d be surprised if he’s actually had sex with a girl, he would just deny my accusations and go on with another story about how much of a lady’s man he is. When I got home I found this picture of him in a Tron costume and now I have the last laugh.

Speaking of fucking lots of girls – this is an email I got about the pheromone’s I’ve been pluggin on the site for the last 2 years that haters keep hating on…

Yo Bro – that Pheromone shit is off the fuckin chain like a space shuttle full of Aliens, ya’ dig. It works like a Charm so thanks 4 the hook up. Peace.

If you want to get yourself some
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And Here are my links….

The Miss LAX Bikini Contest
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Lohan Crying Over Samantha Ronson in Hollywood Bar
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Penthouse Pet Bella Star
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Some Big Tits in Lingerie Review Some Movie Like a Dumb Cunt With Big Tits Would
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Hayden Panettiere is a Lesbian
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The 50 Hottest Women of Sports:
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Jade Jagger in a No Panty Upskirt
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Alyssa Nobriga is a Slut Showing Off
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Lohan Dressed Like a Hooker in Stockings on the Street Corner Cuz I Love Her…
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A Good Angelina Jolie Photoshoot from Before She Became Obsessed with AIDS Babies
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The Big Breasted Texan Who Wants Bigger Breasts Hits Up LA
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Have Sex Effectively While Your Parents are Home, Because I Know You Haven’t Left Mommies Next Yet
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Web Cam Sluts to Keep Your Hands Busy for a Day or Two
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This Dude Can Backflip into His Pants.
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Mom’s Play Along With Their Sons on a Good Prank
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Theresa Moore is a Slut in Lingerie
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Carmen Electra Gives You Some Sex Tips
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Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor are Coming Back to 90210!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson on Mother’s Day
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Topless Beach Shots that Make Me Want these Chicks and Hate My Life
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Norma Stitz Has Some Enormous Tits
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Erica Strips Down to on the Beach
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Hot Teacher Fired for Hotness
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New Trailer for the X-Files Movie
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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JIGGLE IT!!
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Hilary Duff Takes Her Legs Shopping
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Here’s a Video of Rapper Jadakiss Smoking a Joint
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Top 10 Funniest Moments in Star Wars History
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Some Italian Politician was a Sexy Calendar Model
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Candice Michelle Wet T-Shirt Pictures
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Some Bikini Contest That Brought Implants to the Parking Lot
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Here are the weirdest Bacon Products My Wife Can’t Get Enough Of…
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This is a Tribute to Celebrity Shop Lifters
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Bill O’Reilly Losing His Temper on an Old Inside Edition is Hysterical
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Don’t Throw Paperclips At Your Co-Worker Video
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Some Crazy Shark Surfing Video from Last Week
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Pictures of Retarded Breast Implants
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Molly Sims Enters Cougardom
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This Chick Shoots a Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
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Some Hot Subway Flasher
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Suge Knight Got Into a Bar Brawl Cuz He’s Gangster
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Some LSD Documentary – Because Acid Changes Lives….
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Slutty Prom Dress Leads to Police Intervention
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Aria Giovanni Goodness For You Aria Giovanni Fans….
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Alec Baldwin Goes on 60 Minutes; Hates Children
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Shows Some Tit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

May

Heidi Klum is Rockin’ Out in a Bikini of the Day

I was served by the hottest lookin girl I had ever seen at a store today. Her face was flawless and I was wondering why she was working such a shitty job when she probably had the potential of making a hell of a lot more money if she just used her looks to get ahead. I was tempted to tell her how hot she was and how she should be doing something better than an 8 dollar an hour gig because I know way uglier chicks than her making 50,000 dollars a month just getting naked and doing lesbian shit online, but I wasn’t in the mood to socialize because I am socially awkward and always seem to say the wrong thing. Like this weekend, when I told a girl she was haggard in efforts to make her laugh before realizing that girls don’t find being called haggard all that funny. Anyway, this seemingly hot chick moved away from the counter she was hiding from and from the tits down she was obese. I am not talking a little obese like a girl who just needs to jog for a couple of months, I am talking fat camp obese and I took my food and walked away confused at what my brain just went through because this girl went from being smokin’ hot to being scary and fat in a matter of seconds and I just don’t have the capacity to process that shit fast enough.

Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum on the beach in a bikini which isn’t anything abnormal since we’ve seen her half naked over the course of her career, but I guess it’s safe to say that despite still being hot, she’s not where she used to be and I can only blame Seal for ruining her in more ways than just her post pregnancy body, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Klum

2008

12

May

Elisha Cuthbert is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Elisha Cuthbert is still on the beach, but then again these pictures could be a couple of days old – I am not entirely on the ball when it comes to this shit. I have a few issues with the site, mainly that I could be getting sued for the use of copyrighted images despite taking down the images within 24 hours of receiving notice of who the pictures actually belong to because when I post them I have no idea who took them. I know this shit is repetitive and I am trying to figure out how to work around it, but there really is no way and as bigger corporations make their way onto the internet, running personal sites like this and running commentary on shit I find online is becoming harder to do. I don’t know what the future of the site is but I wanted to let you know that a lawsuit could be hitting soon and it’s kinda putting a damper on my day, kinda like how you feel after seeing your celebrity girlfriend who you thought you had a chance with because she’s not all that famous out in Hawaii with a richer more successful and famous dude than you, because you can be pretty sure if they are on a resort together, they are definitely havin sex with each other.

Posted in:Bikini|Elisha Cuthbert

2008

12

May

Christina Ricci Likes Chocolate Milk of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I guess Christina Ricci is pregnant, or maybe she’s just getting her period, or she could just like chocolate milk because she went out to the store specifically for that shit and it reminds me of days I have to take a shit and realize that we are out of toilet paper we steal from the local gas station’s bathroom, and I can’t seem to find any free flyers or newspaper, because let’s face it, when I am in the mood to shit I am not too concerned about the softness on my asshole, and all the old t-shirts and socks lying around are needed to wear out in public because people aren’t entirely accepting of a fat topless man yet so they can’t afford to be used to wipe my ass, I go run to the store to buy a single roll as a last resort and it is usually the only thing I am buying, but I sometimes try to make it less obvious by buying a pack of gum because I know the entire time the clerk knows that I am there with shit pokin’ out of my ass and about to explode all over myself and despite being a pig, I am still shy about shitting.

Either way, I like chocolate milk too, it’s kinda my comfort food of choice, except I like to spike that shit with vodka, so I get where Ricci is comin’ from in makin’ this trek all for the sake of chocolate dairy goodness to help fill the void left from all the pain that life has dished out on her and that she can’t seem to run away from because she used to try to fill the emptiness she feels and is constantly reminded of every time she looks at her prison tattoos and breast reduction scars that mark the worst choice she ever made in life because her big tits balanced out her big head nicely and now she’s just all disproportionate as she’s bobble-heading back to her car.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

12

May

Jessica Simpson Has One Hard Nipple in a White Dress of the Day

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Nothing says I am a loser like posting pictures of Jessica Simpson because one of her nipples is hard. I guess stealing 5 dollars out of my wife’s purse to buy myself a luxurious coffee from Starbucks to pretend I was am a baller for a group of high school girls was probably up there but at least I had the satisfaction of having them call me a fuckin’ pervert as I pointed to my drink and said – I picked this baby up for $5 baby, just imagine all the things I could buy you if I can be this irresponsible with my money by blowin it on iced coffee drinks. If I had known the outcome wouldn’t lead to positive self-esteem boosting attention I was hoping for, I would have just a 40 instead, it never lets me down. I guess girls today just aren’t as easily impressed as they used to be, I blame the media and Paris Hilton for giving them this distorted perception of the value of a dollar as they live their designer jeans, designer coffee, materialistic lives. There was a time you’d get a blowjob for buying a bitch an ice cream cone for 50 cents, not it’s all about gourmet dinners and bottles of champagne. Thanks MTV for ruining it for the poor man….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Nipple

2008

12

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Panty Upskirt of the Day

You know that whole theory that a girl is sexier in lingerie than naked. I never fell for that scam that I am convinced was issued by the lingerie companies to increase panty sales. I am not into leaving things to my imagination because as a drunk, I am too lazy to imagine things and kinda like my pussy straight up instead of having to visualize the many variations of what it looks like under a barrier of fabric. That’s why I always encouraged girls I was with to not wear underwear, Nicole Scherzinger wasn’t one of those girls and here she is flashing her panties, her really thick fabric panties that pretty much leave everything to the imagination because I can’t even make out what her junk looks like or whether it’s female or male junk, since everyone calls her a tranny because she’s fit and and that depresses as much as the days I used to jerk off to figure skating panty flashes because I live in Canada and it was the only thing on TV.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Panty|Upskirt

2008

12

May

Kim Kardashian is Fat Assed of the Day

Kim Kardashian admits that she’s a fat lazy slob by getting laser cellulite treatment instead of going to the gym. I have been saying that she’s s a fat pig of a woman for the last couple years that she’s been in the limelight, but for some reason dudes out there still think she’s hot and has an amazing ass.

I decided to post this picture of Kim Kardashian in a fat person outfit because she is fat. Her ass looks like a doughy piece of shit that was left behind in a pair of my underwear after drinking too much one night. I know that I have no standards and you probably don’t either but I am not blinded by the fact that she has money and a pussy, and can accept the fact that this is not a hot ass and is a disgusting ass and I want you to be able to do the same thing, because until you do I will have trouble updating my site knowing that you cocksuckers are so delusional and desperate.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian