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2008

May

From the Forum of the Day

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The forum is more popular than I am – which isn’t saying much considering I am constantly getting hate mail and no love, but I am glad that good has finally come from my years of evil or at least evil according to the girl who wrote an email to my webhost about shutting me down for being a threat to society.

Here’s what’s going on in the forum:

———Music———

Pre-Release Martina Topley Bird
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Pre-Release Tom Petty – Mudcrutch
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Spoon – Telephono
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Frank Zappa – Civilization Phase III
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Minus the Bear – Menos el Oso
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Komeda – What Makes it Go?
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Joe Lynn Turner – Undercovver Vol2
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Ringo Starr – Beaucoups of Blues
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Neko case – The Tigers Have Spoken
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Chris Whitley – Din of Ecstacy
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The Fixtape – Smoke on This
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Julian Lennon – Mr. Jordan
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P.S. I Love You OST
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Winger – In the Heart of the Young
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———Comedy Albums———

Robert Kelly – Just the Tip
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———Celebs———

Megan Fox
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carmen Electra Bikini Shots
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Carmen Electra Wallpapers
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Shakira – Shaking her Ass
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Sarah Michelle Gellar – Naked?
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Vida Guerra Cell Phone Nude Pics
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Britney Spears Video GIFs
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———Porn———

2 Chicks Feeling Themselves
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Fiddly Fingers
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Young Cute and Busty
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Preggers Video
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Now THATS and ASS!
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Choppie’s Ex-Girlfriends Semi-Nude Pics
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Stacy Bride/Dirty Aly BJ Practice
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Droppin A Load on a Pretty Face
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———E-books———

ALL the Dummies Books
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———Software———

MySpace Friend Blaster
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Motorola Phone SetUp Tools
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Paint Shop PRo 8
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More Wallpapers
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Jumper
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———Sex Talk———

This Guy Wants to Bang Juliette Lewis
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Get in the Forum and help this man with his Preggo Fetish
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———video———

I wanted To Do Hood Rat Stuff With My Friend
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———Pics———

Scene Chicks
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Posted in:Forum

2008

May

Megan Fox Topless Pictures of the Day

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I got with a girl once who had the biggest tits. For the month it took me to finally get her topless, I would just stare at her tits thinking about how big and luscious they were. I remember her having the most spectacular cleavage and trying to look down her top every time she bent over.

One night when drunk, I managed to start making out with her. I slid my hand up her shirt and under her bra and started hunting her massive breast for what I was hoping would be perky little nipples because my fantasies had me believing that I was dealing with perfection and not the big tits that have big downward sloping nipples.

After my exploration, I couldn’t find any fuckin’ nipple, and I looked as hard as I fuckin’ could. I started panicking and decided the only solution was to get her shirt off, so I could see what I was dealing with and maybe my hand wasn’t communicating the right message back to my brain because I was drunk. So her shirt came off because I made her think I was going to suck her tits, her amazing tits were finally exposed and lookin’ back at me only they didn’t have any fuckin’ nipples.

Her shit stain was the same color as her tits and her nipple was inverted and shit looked a lot like what you see on a mannequin at the store. I was kinda thrown off and uncomfortable about the whole thing, but still fucked her, and discovered first hand that a nipple-less tit is an inferior tit no matter how nicely shaped it is.

These Megan Fox topless pictures remind me of that horrible night, but at least her pasties come off when she gets home to her 90210 loser boyfriend.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Pasties|Topless

2008

May

Bai Ling’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

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The good news about Bai Ling is that despite having little to do with her time, she still manages to find a way to show the world her huge dark nipples. I have never really had the experience of getting with a girl who has nipples like this and that’s probably a good thing because I know that any bitch packing a mini dick on her tits would use that shit to to prison rape me every time I cheat on them in hopes of getting with a nipple that is less like suckin’ a dick and more like being with a chick.

I realize that every other site that talks about her nipples are saying the same thing about her, but there’s really only so much you can say about a girl who manages to show her nipples more than any other person all while no one knows who the fuck she is or what she has done or is doing. It’s like every time she shows up to an event and finds herself not on the list because no one knows who she is, she manages to get in because the people working the door know they have seen her nipples on the internet and that must mean she’s someone and that her name not being on the list is just some kind of mistake.

Either way, if I like how despite having something she should probably be insecure about, like someone with 3 nipples who won’t take her shirt off in public or or someone with a retardedly large testicle who won’t have sex with girls becuase of embarrassment, Bai Ling still manages to bust that shit out like she doesn’t give a fuck about it, I think it could be a language barrier.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Beach|Bikini|Nipple

2008

May

Jennifer Aniston is in the Pool with John Mayer of the Day

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John Mayer is the sloppy second predator. He finds these recently broken hearted girls who are down on their luck when it comes to love and feel like shit about themselves, making them an easy target to bed. He is the rebound king, but probably doesn’t play basketball, because he spent most of his youth playing the piano instead like some kind of homo, a homo who no girls around him would have sex with cuz he was the loser music class all star and apparently that didn’t go as far as being captain of the school sports team.

The good news for him is that in his time alone he realized that to get over one guy a girl gets under the first guy that comes her way and as long as he is the first guy she gets under, he gets all the rewards of her previous sex-life with her longterm relationship she is just trying to get over. So he treats them all special and makes them laugh knowing that it probably won’t take up more than 6 weeks of his time and in those 6 weeks will get unprotected sex, anal sex and all the other things the last guy had to work hard to get the slut to do, all without any work because the girl he is dealing with is trying to get back at the last dude.

I know that Jennifer Aniston’s last long term relationship was 3 kids ago, but she’s still raging on the inside and you can tell by how hard her nipples are for her stand-in cock, until Brad Pitt realizes that leaving her was the biggest mistake of his life and comes crawling back to her, which probably will never happen, but does happen in her mind everyday as she plays out that fantasy over and over.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston|John Mayer|Nipple

2008

May

Amy Winehouse is Out in Her Bra of the Day

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The thing I like about Amy Winehouse is that she’s got some drug induced insanity going on and from my experience drug induced insanity spills over into everyday insanity and is part of the reason I’ve had sex with as many girls as I have had sex with. It seems like crazy girls are pretty easy to win over because being crazy, like being retarded turns off your sex filter that sane people are forced to keep on because we want to be respectable people in society. Meanwhile, the retards and crazies are masturbating in the library or at the public pool, running around showing their genitals to people and once in the bedroom, pretty fantastic performers if you can get past the smells and crazy sounds that come out of their mouths.

Here’s Amy Winehouse running around in her bra, lookin’ like something out of a horror movie and making me want to fuck her brittle teeth out of her mouth.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra

2008

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Last night, I was bored and had no money so I ended up drinking a couple of 40s in the park. I ended up running into an old friend who wanted some hookers and I decided to go along for the ride because I was drunk and had nothing better to do. We drove through the seedy part of town that isn’t even that seedy but it is where the whores hang out on the street and couldn’t find any. I told him that the best he could find was a couple of tranny bitches to suck his dick up the street and that it’s not that gay considering all they do is suck your dick, look a lot like actual girls and even have fake tits for you to play with. He wanted to check out the goods before making a decision that he knew would be a huge turning point in his life and that he wasn’t 100 percent sure he wanted to explore. When we got to their corner the 3 tranny whores jumped into a cab so we decided to follow them like we were spies or some shit. We ended up losing them because we couldn’t really keep up to the cab and my friend was forced to go home and jerk off alone since he couldn’t afford an actual escort and I came home to my wife, who despite having a vagina doesn’t look half as good as the trannies who don’t.

I guess the point of this post is to say that it is summer outside and I’ve been out scoping chicks in short skirts all day and you should be too, but if you’re not, here are my links.

The Mom I’d Like To Fuck Index:
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Lohan Won’t Be in the Manson Movie After All
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2 Girls, 1 Ice Cream
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Jayden Nicole is Playmate of the Year
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A Good Solution or Drunk or Busy Parents
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I Hate Katherine Heigl, and Apparently, So Does Everyone Else
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Rachel Leah Cook Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Some Tits at the Bar Drinkin’
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Bridget Marquardt Gallery
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How to Escape from Handcuffs the Next Time You Get Arrested for Being a Peeping Tom
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The Upskirt Test
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Lohan’s Leggings Collection With Built in Knee Pads
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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The People of Burma Can Sleep Well Knowing That Kim Kardashians Ass if Behind Them
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Sluts doing Slutty Things You Tell Them To Do
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An Amazing Japanese Gameshow Where You’re Not Allowed to Laugh or you Get Paddled
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Hugh Hefner Wants Miley in Playboy
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Oh, and So is Mark Ronson
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Latoya Jackson is All Kind of Sexy, and by Sexy I Mean She Looks Like She Got Hit in the Face With a Bat
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Paris Hilton is Made of Wax, and Wants to Get Married
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Whitney Verses Britney!
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Lesbians in the Sun
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Enough Porn to Keep You Busy Until God Knows When
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Julia is a Webcam Slut
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Slut Give Birth to 14 Inch Dildo
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Some Hot Brunette That is Good At Being Hott
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Ahhhhh Cindy Crawford
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A Nice Collection of Booty to End the Week Off Proper
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Celeb Nip Slip Collection
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Nicole Graves Body Painting Session
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The Best Thing to Help You Find Sex, Next to Alcohol
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Lohan is a Cry Baby
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Paris Spreads Her Herpes All Ove GQ Russia
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Hayden Panty Airs is Still Banging That Cradle Robber
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Christina Milian Looking Good at Some Event that Doesn’t Matter
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And Now, a Trailer for the Best Movie Ever
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An Amazing Product from Japan Which is Only Outshone By It’s Amazing Commercial
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Petra Nemcova Legs in Vancouver
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Some Dude’s List of 100 Hot Asses
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Top 10 Superhero Topless Scenes
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Things I Did Last Night
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Some Indian Actress’s Nipple
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Israeli Flag Body Painted on Some Slut
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Some Hot Aussie Named Masha Lund in Ralph Magazine
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Some Dude Pops 23 Collars
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Top 10 Signs Your Mom is a Cougar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Posing In Her Underwear
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Some Party Slut Gets Naked
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Some Topless Asian
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Some Naked in Public Nude
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Uncategorized

2008

May

Bai Ling’s Manhandled Nipple Slip of the Day

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It turns out that I am not much of a people person. I was walking by a hair salon earlier today and saw some 18 year old crying in the entrance. I asked her what the problem was and she told me that she was being ripped off by the owner of the hair salon, who told her the dye job would cost 100 dollars and the last time she got it done it cost 80 but was willing to pay the difference.

When she went to pay he dropped a 200 dollar bill on her and she couldn’t pay it because she only had the 100 dollars and he wasn’t letting her leave. I decided to try my hand at negotiation by pretending I was her dad and that I wasn’t going to stand for them ripping her off. I figured if I played the hero she would invite me to her teenage sex parties so that I could see what Oprah was talking about.

Either way, I tell the dude she’s only got 100 dollars on her, she was told it was 100 dollars and now they are demanding more out of her and she’s just not going to pay because it’s unethical. I told the dude that he was a con artist and even 100 dollars for a hair dye job was fuckin’ crazy and I should have expected it from a Moroccan snake oil salesman. Dude got fuckin’ mad, raised his voice, banned me from his hair salon and said if he was a conartist why would have such a strong clientele. To which I responded that he caters to his mother’s Moroccan synagogue group who support him to save face and have too much disposable income because their husbands give it to them to keep themselves occupied since they have nothing better to do and think it makes their ugly Moroccan faces look better all while they are out fuckin’ younger non-Morrocan bitches because everyone knows Moroccans are the scum of the earth.

He was still not willing to change the price on the poor girl and called the police or fake called the police like a little bitch who puts more importance on money than on being a good person. I always heard that Moroccan’s were the sleaziest money grubbing motherfuckers out there but thought that a Moroccan Jew who sucks penis would be different. I was wrong. Either way, the girls friend came and paid the difference for her, we all went our separate ways, and I wasn’t the hero.

I figured these pictures of Bai Ling were appropriate since they are of a big brown man – man-handling her even as her tit falls out of her bikini like he just doesn’t give a fuck about her, because he doesn’t, he just cares about the money.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Manhandled|Nipple Slip

2008

May

From the Forum of the Day

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So the Forum still hasn’t be shut down, but probably will be. It’s just that crazy. Here’s some shit going on up in that bitch that can get you through the rest of your day because it will give you the illusion of having a voice of your own in this big scary world while hiding behind a computer. It’s the internet way.

Check it out.

———Music———

Bruce Springsteen – Nebraska
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Eve’s Plum
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Spoon – Gimme Fiction
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The Power Station
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ET Soundtrack
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Mystikal – Let’s Get Ready
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Ratt
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Flesh-N-Bone — 5TH DOG LET LOOSE
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Meat Loaf – 3 Bats live
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Flashback: The Best of .38 Special
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Corinne Bailey Rae
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Ringo Starr – Liverpool 8
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Chris Whitley – Soft And Dangerous Shores
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Leona Lewis – Twilight
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Puddle of Mudd – Abrasive
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———Comedy Albums———

Rodney Carrington- Greatest Hits
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———Celebs———

Rachel Bilson and her dog visit a cafe
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Paris Hilton in GQ
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Shakira and her Ass
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More Shakira
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Rihanna has an Ass
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Eva Mendes in Panties
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———Porn———

Boob Flashing
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Playb*y’s College Girls
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Real Vida Guerra Nudes
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Slutty Dee pours milk all over her naked body
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Nudes or Fakes?
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———E-books———

Encyclopedia of Foods
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Crimeware: Understanding New Attacks and Defenses
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The Complete Aquarium guide
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PhotoReading
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Web Marketing for Dummies
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———Software———

ArcSoft TotalMedia Extreme
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Trick Style
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Street Kings
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UFC 51, 43, and 31
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———Sex Talk———

This guy will die of AIDS no matter what the tests say
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Posted in:Forum

2008

May

Liz Hurley’s Hot Tits of the Day

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Here are Liz Hurley’s tits. I am sick of writing about tits. I am also sick of other people writing about tits. There is more to life than celebrity tits and obsessing over them in virginal writing.

I have always preferred grabbin and suckin’ tits than talkin about tits or obsessing over tits because talking about tits and obsessing over tits reminds me of the group of loser dudes on their couch together watching movies while everyone else is at the high school orgy eating high school pussy.

Either way, here are Liz Hurley’s tits.

Posted in:Hot Tits|Liz Hurley

2008

May

Tori Spelling’s Got Some Hot Mom Tits of the Day

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One of the stranger things that I remember from TV in the nineties was trying to make sense of Tori Spelling’s breast dent after her dad bought her a set of tits on 90210. I think it had to do with her being pigeon chested like this dude I know who was born pre-mature to a drug and alcohol addicted mother and grew up to have the weirdest shaped borderline crippled body that lead to him wearing numerous braces and harnesses so that he wouldn’t fall apart when he banged his wife. She told me it was like fucking a cyborg…a very frail asthmatic cyborg.

One of the stranger things that I remember since the nineties is that some meal ticket motherfucker actually got it on with Tori Spelling to the point of knockin’ her up twice. That’s about the level of knocking up, where using the “I was drunk” excuse doesn’t fly.

I’d still bang her and her saturated womb, but that’s cuz she’ll always be the virgin on 90210 for me and I kinda have a crush on virgins. The truth is that I don’t actually like virgins because they are either too young or too socially awkward but I pretend I do for the sake of posts, that’s just how versatile I am.

Posted in:Hot|Tits|Tori Spelling