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2008

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to admit I wasn’t really around all that much today because it was my birthday and I convinced one of my friends to take me out to lunch and another to take me out for dinner and by dinner I mean to a stripclub with a free buffet. I just got back, I am another year older and a whole lot drunker and don’t remember much about the lap dances I had. I know it’s hard to be ballin’ in a bar filled with strippers over the age of 40 and drinks that cost $2 each, but we probably spent 100 dollars each tonight and in case you didn’t know, that is ballin’ to me. I got a disgusting lapdance from some slut with big feet and fat lady mom of 5 tits that I had no problem playing with for the 3 songs I booked her and bitch had the nerve to ask if I had showered today, when I told her it’s been about a week she wasn’t surprised. Then she asked me if I slept in the clothes i was wearing and offered to invite her to find out, but she wasn’t into my lame charm, so I ended up sticking my thumb up her ass, having her scream and being kicked out by the bouncer who didn’t really to seem to care all that much but just had to do his job. I don’t know why I am ranting this shit, I know it doesn’t care, maybe I treat this blog like some kind of pathetic journal a fag in high school keeps because it’s the only thing that doesn’t judge him for craving cock…only without the whole cock wanting part…who knows.

Here are my links…that my stepDaughter helped throw together since it was my special day. Hope she didn’t suck.

Ps. I love you all.

PPS. That’s the alcohol talking….

PPPS. It’s not my birthday anymore.

Carrie Underwood Lookin Decent in Some Gown
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I love Brazil
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Beauty Competitions Are the ONLY way to Judge a Women
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Free Soda for Life!!!
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Well, This Just About Somes Up the Kardashian’s TV Show
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Jay Nichols Is Wearing Some Topless Party Wear
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The Life You Will Never Lead
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How to Win a Beauty Contest
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We All Need a Little Help Now and Again
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The Newest Mess Not to be Missed on Television
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Karolina Kurkova Gives Dudes Boners
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Virginity ISN’T a Disease It IS Curable!
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Sex – It’s Not Just a Solo Act -Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Lauren Conrad Says She’s Single Because She Likes It. I Think It’s Cause She Wears Sweat Pants Everywhere
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Ehhhhhh……Lily Allen, WTF?
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Jordin Sparks is Lookin’ Good
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Disgusting Was Seen Making Out with More Disgusting
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In Case You Never Learned This In College…It’s Never Too Late..Shotgun A Beer
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JLO Has Officially Damned Her Children Forever
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Beat Grand Theft Auto
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You’re Monday Porn Fix
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A Little Ass Shaking Never Hurt Anyone
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Frosty Fuck
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London’s Calling…For More Hours in the Day
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Charley Uchea is Topless on the Beach
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Some Sort of Science Shit I Don’t Understand, But Is Pretty Fucking Cool
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A Kardashian Nude Poll
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I Can Think of Other Things She Should be Spending Her Money On then Tattoos
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The Best Face Plant Ever Caught on Tape
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Topless Balance Beam Routine
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Jessica Alba is Getting Fatter By the Day
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Everybody Hates Shiloh
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When Cheetahs Attack
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Model Skirt Slip
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More Naked Pics of Heather Mills (With and Without Wooden Leg)
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Naked Paintball
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Hefner Celebrates His Birthday With Hookers
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Cristiano Ronaldo Dating Spanish Model Nereida Gallardo
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Here are a Whole Lot of Nude Beach Pictures from All OVer the Motherfucker
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Woody Harrelson’s Skinny Dipping With His Homies Like a Straight
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Listen to One of My Readers Rapping
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Choose the Best Pair of Legs
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Even the Police in France are Gay
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One of the Real Housewives of New York Topless
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American Apparel Finally Goes More Porn
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Stacy Keibler’s Ex Was Arressted and He’s a Real Looker…
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Some Asian Chick Takin Off Her Clothes Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Naked on a Chair
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FROM THE FORUM

Stairway to Heaven Highway to Hell
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Eric Clapton – Crossroads
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Howard Stern – Unlcean Beaver
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Blue Man Group – How to be a Megastar
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DJ Quik
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10,000 Maniacs – Uplugged
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Coldplay – Castles
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Some Eva Longoria Goodness
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Penelope Cruz
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How to Train Your Dog
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Wallpapers Thread
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True Love
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Alcohol is great
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Darwin Awards
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Warcraft II
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Praise Me, You Fucking Assholes
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The Best of Blondie
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Nitzer Ebb
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Looking For Girl in a Coma…Aren’t We All?
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More Awesome Movies
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Uncle B’s Monday Amature
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Poll For the Ladies
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

07

Apr

Whoopi Goldberg and Her Interracial Lesbian Kiss on the Video of the Day

I’ve decided that the only thing that turns me on these days is The View. Shit is like porno disguised as boring women sitting behind a desk running their mouths off. Last week I posted Whoopi Goldberg talking about her panty soup and today she’s kisses her co-host Joy. I don’t know what to say about it because I am too busy trying to convince my wife to have sex with me to celebrate the erection shit gave me. If you’re wondering why I think it’s hot, so I am. I remember watching Ghost when she had a Patrick Swayze kiss and feeling sick to my fucking stomach, I don’t think it’s gotta do with being a racist but more with Whoopi having about as much sex appeal as a bucket of shit we have lying around since my wife broke our toilet, but then again, I’d pretty much stick my dick in anything…here’s the video of some old lady awkward lesbianism…

Posted in:Whoopi Goldberg

2008

07

Apr

Blogging Is Dangerous and Kills People of the Day

So 2 bloggers died of heart attacks recently and it’s hit the news.

I don’t think any of you should worry about me dying from blogging because I barely work, but I still feel the heat of being a fat unhealthy internet fuck who is on the verge of death but I feel like it’s got nothing to do with blogging, it’s probably got more to do with smoking, hard drinking and eating lots of cake and only getting off my fat ass to take a shit about half the time I have to shit, the rest of the time I just do it on the floor next to the cardboard box I use as a desk. That’s how we do it in this household. Reality is that I am always stressed because I don’t make money and can’t afford drinking, or because I am hungover and having panic attacks caused by alcohol withdrawal and the only real stress in running the best site on the internet nobody reads and nobody thinks is the best site on the internet and that is why they don’t read it is that I have to wake up every morning around noon being reminded that I suck at life. I also have an annoying fuckin’ wife who I hate and who keeps me up at night with her sleep apnea that’s lead to my own sleep apnea and is why I have high blood pressure. So I may be the next blogger to drop dead, I can only hope and you can too, but I am just being cynical, people like me don’t die, God likes us to suffer.

The bad news is that Perez has a personal trainer and taking on a healthy lifestyle because he doesn’t want to die by blogging, the good news is that Perez Hilton is a gay slut and is going to die of AIDS.

Here he is on CNN giving his “expert” opinion while bigging himself up about how great he is and how much fun his life is while making his 20,000,000 dollars a year.

Since today’s my birthday and I figure I should have a bunch more, I think it’s time to start using my wife’s thighmaster that she bought 20 years ago and never used but that’s just because Suzanne Somers gives me a boner.

Posted in:Bloggers|Die

2008

07

Apr

Audrina Gets Her Tattoo for Pop Fiction of the Day

I was told that the Audrina’s tattoo was a stupid prank for the stupid Ashton Kutcher show that has to be totally bombing because his ideas for fucking with the paparazzi involve suck. They involve people from the fuckin’ Hills, who no one cares about, getting really bad fake tattoos that are…wait for it…supposed to be the wrong chinese characters that read “Pork Fried Rice” instead of “I’m a useless cunt trying to ride this wave as long as I can because I have nothing to offer the world”. She’s so desperate for media attention, she’s released nude pictures and lucky for her Ashton is so desperate to keep his show afloat and can’t find anyone remotely famous to go along with the stupidity that he turns to her. I already posted this shit Here and Here , but figured I’d show you assholes the final prank being played the way they wanted it to trick all of us, when I don’t think it really did.

The only real funny thing about the whole thing or at least the first 10 seconds I watched of it is how the old dude is coaching her how to act when she gets her tattoo to make the whole thing more believable, like bitch is so fucking useless and talentless that she needs tips on how to fake getting a tattoo…I wonder if she needs tips changing her tampon and wiping her ass because if she does, I’d be willing to help even though my track record is pretty bad, at least that’s what my soiled underwear tells me, but I am willing to try….

Watch Part 2 Here if You’re That Interested…I wasn’t.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Cunt|Pop Fiction|Punk'd

2008

07

Apr

Paris Hilton Gives it to Montreal of the Day

I missed out on the greatest day in Montreal History this weekend, while I was in the gutter drunk because it is my birthday, Paris Hilton was doing some launch for her new shoe collection and partying at some club. I guess she forgot to call me to let me know she’d be around but it seems like it was a big fucking deal, which is both a testament to how pathetic this city is and to the impact this bitch has on the youth. Shit was on the news and in the newspaper and teenage girls everywhere were cumming all over their Hannah Montana underwear as they waited in line for up to 8 hours to get a chance to shake her dirty little hand. The longest I’ve ever waited to get with an std ridden bitch was about 15 minutes while she was using rubbing alcohol to disinfect as I ran to the bank machine to get cash.

I probably should have sucked up my hatred and disinterest for the bitch and channeled it into something funny or creative. I could have dressed up like a crazed teenage girl fan and made her sign my ass, or maybe even get to interviewing her about whether she uses condoms or not, or even dress up in my neighbors suit and claim to be some kind of big record exec here and set up a meeting with her because she’s on some mission to get ahead but I suck at life so the best I can do is rip off these pictures for you.

The bad news is that there wasn’t a random shooting in the club she partied at this weekend. You know one of those drug deals gone bad situation where a motherfucker comes in a shoots the place up. I don’t wish death upon Paris, but a stray bullet to her leg or arm would probably do bitch some good.


She’s Been Here Before and We Have Video From That Glorious Night
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Posted in:Montreal|Paris Hilton

2008

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick. I guess it’s god’s sick way of striking me down because giving me a shitty life wasn’t enough punishment or maybe it’s because I never take down my garbage and my apartment smells like a dumpster on one end and a sewer wherever my wife hangs out because she has trouble wiping properly and after a few days of build up, shit gets a little toxic….toxic enough for me to think I may be dying….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I am drunk…Here are my links:

Mariah Carey Showing Off Her Tits and Ass
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Hot Slut and Her Motorcycle
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Avril Lavgine is REALLY Fucking Stupid but I’d Still Fuck Her
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Drunken Brits Know How to Party, Now If We Could Only Do Something About Their Teeth
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Put a Frog to Sleep, And Then Lick It’s Ass After To Get High
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A Collection of Celecrties Exposed
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Enjoy This, Because It’s The Most Action You’re Gonna Get All Weekend. Homo
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A Collection of Sexy Gifs Put Into One Video
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I Know You Say You’re “Happy With Being Alone” And “Don’t Need a Chick To Complete You” But I know Go Home and Cry At Night So Get this Bitch on Cam to Pretend You Have a Girl…
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Marisa Miller Is Hot and Can Kick Your Ass
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This Is Living On Your Head, Dirt Bag
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Say Hello To Julie Hoi
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The 2008 Miss England Semifinalists Give Semi Erections Cuz I am Impotent
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More Mena Suvari Bikini Pics
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What is Katherine Heigle Wearing?!
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Kristen Cavallari Lookin’ Fine at Some Thing or Another
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Lauren Conrad’s Got a Fat Arm
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Make Finding Sex a Little Easier
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Screen Print Your Won Shirts With Bleach
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This Slut Thinks She is a Wino Lookalike
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Watch These Girls Play in Their Underwear
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Some Naked Crack Whore
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Tom Cruise Has a Strain of Weed Named After Him
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Get Laid Today
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Learn to Skateboard!
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Some Broad Named Amie Grove is Topless
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More Daft Punk Underwear Chicks. Is This Like a New Fad Or something?
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Some Megan Fox 2003 Action
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This Girl Hangs OUt in Her Blue Underwear
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You Can’t Increase Your Dick Size, But You Can Increase Your Porn Collection
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A Good Collection of Random Photos
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Illustrate a Character in Photoshop
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Conspiracy Theory of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Suzanne Stokes
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Lohan Made me Laugh
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I Don’t Know Who This Chick is, But She is Blonde and Hott, So Whatever
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His Wife is Cheating on Him
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Teen Mommy Darcy!
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Trailer Trash or Just a Slut?
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Some Hot Slut in a See Through Shirt
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Voyeur Cam of Girls Pissing
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Some Pretty Lame Flashing Pics…
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Some Mary Cary Posed Naked Pics Cuz She’s Banging One of the 76ers
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Madonnas and Justin Timberlake’s New Video
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Jordan’s Not the Blonde Big Breasted Slut We Fell In Love With Anymore…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick and Her Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Elliot Smith Thread
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Marilyn Manson – Mechanical Animals
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M83 – Saturdays = Youth
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Vanilla Ice?
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OC Weekly presents Spin City
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Teagan and Sarah – The Con
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Roni Size – Return to V
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80’s Underground Box Set
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Eric Clapton! Woa!
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DJ Quik
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Chubby Chasers
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JezeBell Bond and Veronica Stone
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The Real WHAT WHAT Video
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Animal Collective – Grass
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Jason Mraz – Mr.A-Z
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Liz Phair
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Hot Jessica Simpson pics
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A Blonde Tries to Buy a TV
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Stripper Secrets
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Extreme Rape
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Fire Exit thats sucks
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Trivial Pursuit
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Lillie Feels Herself
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Hips and Thongs
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Young and Busty!
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It’s Baseball Season
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

04

Apr

Cameron Diaz has a Hot Body of the Day

Cameron Diaz is the new GQ cover girl and I think she’s lookin’ pretty good. She’s always had a good body with long legs and I guess that’s the reason Justin Timberlake used her to be his pretend girlfriend so that we didn’t catch onto him being a fag. You know anyone who dances like that’s either into little boys or big boys or pretty much anything with a penis and it is with my expert opinion that Cameron Diaz doesn’t have a penis but she does look like she likes penis with makes the whole thing pretty confusing to me. Since I am hungover, I’ll leave this post like this. I decided that I have nothing else to say about it. Speaking of confusing – WATCH THIS

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|GQ|Hot Body|Legs

2008

04

Apr

Vanessa Hudgen’s Jogging Pants are Riding Low of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens isn’t necessarily a slut, she’s more of an exhibitionist who took a few naked pics for some guy she wanted to get jerking off to her and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that and clearly, in fact, I encourage it. I guess Disney feels the same way because they didn’t fire her but then again, Disney doesn’t seem to mind teenage pregnancy either so I guess they are just evolving with the times and know a good publicity stunt when they see one or maybe even stage one.

Here she is in some sloppy sweat pants that remind me of my shit I wear because I’ve pretty much given up on exterior appearance and jogging pants were always what the poor weird kid who always got a boner and never showered wore in high school even after constantly getting “pantsed”, so I am just trying to dress appropriately, it’s my kind of uniform. So I’ll never fully grasp when it became acceptable for anyone to wear these things outside of gym class, especially when those people are chicks you’d all fuck if she gave you the time of day. The good news is that she’s kinda pantsing herself and that’s good enough for me, but I am easily impressed like that.

Posted in:Jogging Pants|Underwear|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

04

Apr

Gisele’s Ass in Some Jeans of the Day

Nothing says creepy pervert like standing across the street from a girl and watching her either put things in or take things out of her car in hopes to get a good look of her ass, except for maybe following a chick from the bar home and climbing her fire escape to watch her either drunken masturbate or have a booty call while you sit there jerking off like you’re watching some kind of live-action porn. It’s on the same level as watching a girl shopping at the mall and seeing her reach down for the perfect bikini or watching her model it for her friend before buying the perfect one. It’s like peaking into the curtain-doored changing rooms to watch them change without getting caught or even like hanging out at the bottom of open-backed stairs and watching girl walk up and down the stairs.

These are some pictures of GIsele putting things in or taking things out of her car and you can see the top strap of her panties, and those panties are actually touching her pussy,which must be pretty exciting for someone who has never seen a vagina….but is probably not all that exciting for the rest of the world. I call it the process of desensitization, like when I used to get a boner holding hands with a chick or seeing her in a bra and now I can barely get hard for a hot girl on all fours with a finger on her clit, begging me to stick it in, but I still try and thats all the matters to me, even if it turns out to be the worst sex for her. Let’s face it, I am not trying to impress anyone.

Posted in:Ass|Gisele Bundchen|Jeans

2008

04

Apr

New Kids on the Block Together Again of the Day

People love the New Kids on the Block. Here they are making their first public appearance at the Today show, dressed in suits instead of like the fags they used to and I assume that all the middle aged women out there have their dildos out celebrating this whole New Kids reunion and this is going to go on for the next month until NKOTB release their song and perform live. I am pretty sure that this has tapped into their youth in a way that nothing ever really has, not even the night they hit the bong like they were in high school and that when they go home tonight after working doing whatever 35 year old women do, they are going jump their husbands like it was their wedding night and that is the power of New Kids on the Block.

When I was about 16 and pretty fresh into the country, I was banging a fat chick. I was fuckin’ her because she was always ready to bang, always had food in her fridge and can be credited as being the reason that I continued to fuck fat chicks well into my 30s, because fat chicks are always willing to fuck, in fact she is probably the reason I am the mess I am in today after marrying a fat chick when I should have just taken her out for donuts, we’d both be a lot happier now….

Either way, she made me go to the New Kids on the Block Hanging Tough tour with her and her little sister. It was my first concert that I had ever gone to and I actually had a good time. I was familiar with some of their songs and sang along with my patent leather shoes but that was before knowing it was gay as fuck and that I deserved to get beat up by the jocks everytime I wore a New Kids on the Block t-shirt to school. Realize that I had never seen pussy in that quantity of that quality screaming and cumming their fucking pants for a bunch of guys. In my mind I had just been like a terrorist after suicide bombing a school walking into the promised land of 15,000 – 20,000 virgins and in my mind New Kids on the Block will always be some kind of god to me……

Posted in:New Kids on the Block|Reunion