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2008

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

More from Flynet and their quest to kill Jesus Martinez (me).

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Here are my links:


Jordan is Dressed Like a Mermaid with her Smaller Tits for you Fish Fetishists…
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Spanish Thong Reporters
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Keeley Hazell’s Tits Busting Out of her Bathing Suit HARD!
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Ashlee Simpson Screwed Mariah Carey
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Miss San Jose 2007 Leaked Sex Tape
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If Your Fantasies, You Fuck Them, In Reality, They Won’t Talk to You
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Some Chick With Her Crazy Vagina Tattoo
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Sledgehammer Work Out
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A Good, Clean Feeling No Matter What
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Harry Potter’s Creator Getting Her Big Rich Tit Grabbed
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Use This To Get Sex. You’ll Love It. The Sex I Mean
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The Only Sensible Use for a Webcam is Bitches Getting Naked…
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Find Girls to Fuck. It’s Really THAT Easy
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Courtney Love and a Bag of Pills Leave a Club in London
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Yes Lionel, We Like Her with Bigger Breasts Too
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Tyra Banks is Retarded Even When Planting Trees…
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Fergie is Spent
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Oklahoma Court Rules That It is Legal To Take Upskirt Pictures of Teenage Girls
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Here’s the Whole Teenage Girl Beating VIdeo With Some Annoyng Voiceover
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The New New Kids on the Block Song is Boring
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Tila Tequila’s TIts at the Airport
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Some Site Rated me 8.9 / 10 in Entertainment News….
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Some Tasteful Artistic Nudes
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One of my readers plays the Violin and this is his Radiohead Remix…
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Jennifer Connelly Pretends She’s African for Charity Water….
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A Gallery of Naked or Half Naked Protesters
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Some Playboy Party Video
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Some Car Show Sluts
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Drunk, Naked Acrobatics
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FUCK YOUR JOB!!
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This is Nancy Stelle
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Porn You’ll Want to Take The Day Off Work For
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DJ Sassy is Topless on a Beach
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Some Islam Brainwashing
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What’s Kristen Bell Thinking About? Probably not fucking you….
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Pete Doherty is a Junkie Fuck, and Everyone Hates Him
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Teacher Gets Beat Down in Baltimore
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Monika Hangs Out in the Woods…Naked
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An Email to Berlin – 5 Bucks If You Can Finish the Video
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I Will Never Tire of Seeing Heidi Klum Topless, Ever
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Balls Face Plant
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Slut Whores Up Bathtub; Takes Picture
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Some Vintage Daryl Hannah Topless
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A Nice Collection of Nudes
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Check Out the Axe Body Spray Model’s Myspace Cuz She’s Hot
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Is she a teen model or just a slut who gets naked?
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Young Chick Topless
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Some Girl and Her Bush
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Photobucket Funeral is Some Weird Shit
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FROM THE FORUM

ANTHRAX!
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In Search of Petra Verkiak
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Amy Fucking Reid
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Sara Stone
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MORE Videos That Has Been Wanked By Many
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Stacy Valentine is at the Dentists Office
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Gorillaz
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Teen America
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Sativa Rose
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Apr

Natalie Pinkham Bikini Pictures Day Two of the Day

I posted pictures of Natalie Pinkham in her bikini yesterday. She’s some kind of TV personality in the UK that my one UK reader never heard of. I generally don’t take anyone who reads this site’s word on anything, because I can only assume they are as useless as me so I’m stickin’ to my story and even if she’s an unknown, someone’s taking pictures of her so she’s important enough to post here.

This as her second day in a bikini, forces me to reflect on my experience with her yesterday. I ripped into her for having a vulgar last name, not vulgar in a good way like “DrippyCunt” or “AnalWhore” but in a name that made me think of eating a ham sandwich and not the kind attached to a hot chick, but a 3 day old one that I found in the trash and had no choice to eat because my drinking left me on the street and it was the only food I could get my hands on.

The good news is that with a new bikini comes a whole new outlook on life and I realize that complaining about a girl’s name is pretty fuckin’ weak. The reality is that I am a horny fuck and her body looks pretty fucking good to me. A name really means nothing and bitch could not only be named PileOfShit but also smell like a pile of shit and I’d still try to pretend I was a grain of sand as I irritated her pussy while she laid there in her wet bikini drying off in the sun. When she’d ask me what the fuck I was doing, I wouldn’t answer because I’m that good of an actor and everyone knows that sand can’t speak.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Natalie Pinkham|Wet

2008

10

Apr

Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Vagina Surgery of the Day

So I’ve been posting these pretty disgusting clips of Whoopi Goldberg talking about menopause and how it makes her panties wet, which was surprising because the thought of Whoopi in panties makes me sick to my stomach but the thought of her in a pair of wet panties makes shit all okay because as long as a pussy is wet, I’ve got no choice but to try to stick things in it. There’s nothing less attractive than sticking your hand down a sleeping girl’s underwear to find nothing but a cold dry pussy because it makes sticking things in pretty hard and since the fucking thing is unwilling.

Anyway, Roseanne was on Craig Ferguson’s show that I am shocked actually is still on the air and she makes some vagina surgery jokes. I always just assumed that since Roseanne is fat, her massive vagina would be buried and not meaty, so I can only assume this is a joke, but if it isn’t and she’s serious about wanting to use her disgusting empty donut box, I probably wouldn’t say no. That’s not saying much about me, but it’s saying something and that something is that I am a fucking sick person.

Posted in:Roseanne Barr|Surgery|Vagina

2008

10

Apr

Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures of the Day

I was trying to start up a paparazzi agency this morning and realized that I could never pull it off. I’ve been to LA before and when there I never ran into any celebrities on the street and I didn’t see any paparazzi, nipple slips, upskirts or bikini pictures either. I figure that the only way these fuckers land pictures of the celebrity is because they are hired by the celebrity take them and since I am pretty much a nobody, there’s no way I’ll be getting calls from publicists to show up at celebrity backyards with photo equipment that I use to make look like I was hiding in the hedge to snap off the pics of them smoking in their bikinis or cuddling up to another celebrity in some staged bullshit that they want to make look as real as possible so that people start talking about them in a positive light again.

I could be wrong but that’s the only explanation I have for Mischa’s dumpy body lookin’ a whole lot less dumpy and her chillin’ on the beach in a bikini that was just happened to be caught by a photographer looks more posed than my family portrait we got done at Sears in 1995 and that hangs proudly over the hole in the wall that would have been a fireplace if my shitty apartment wasn’t a crack den.

Get a bitch in a bikini and it’ll make us all forget about her negative press because we are fuckin’ cavemen and the smell of a half naked bitch makes us forget how fuckin’ useless she is.

To prove my point that this shit’s been lit, photoshopped and taken at a better than good angle, I’m talking miracle angle that I need to have any pictures of me taken from to make me look less like a homeless person who’s been dumpster diving outside McDonald’s the last 15 years for 18 hours a day scraping up the equivalet of 30 Big Macs a day and more like some good lookin’ male model that I feel I am on the inside, look at these pics of her fat fuckin’ ass and cellulite from the other day

Posted in:Bikini|Mischa Barton

2008

10

Apr

Miley Cyrus is an Annoying Cunt of the Day

Here’s a shitty fucking introduction to a Miley Cyrus performance at some Idol Charity Event that I can only assume happened because the show had a few minutes to kill and this is the only concept they came up with last minute and figured it’d be easy to execute since Billy Crystal had nothing else to do and hasn’t had anything to do in the last 5 years.

Basically the core of this comedic genius, is that they are playing up that Billy Crystal has no idea who she is and gets her name wrong and offers her career advice in some kind of shitty irony that makes stupid people laugh. All it really did was give her a great opportunity for to brag about her accomplishments as a number 1 movie as having to 2 number one albums all by the time she’s 15. I guess this proves that she’s the number one fifteen year old cunt out there and I don’t mean that she is best 15 year old pussy out of all the 15 year old pussies, I mean that she just thinks she is and that’s the whole fuckin’ problem with this bitch. The good news is that reality has a way of taking little assholes off their thrown and I am not sure when it will happen, but know that it will and that brings me satisfaction.

Here She Is Performing Her Bad Song Badly

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2008

10

Apr

Joanie Cunningham’s Faking an Orgasm on the School Bus of the Day

Joanie Cunningham is some Happy Days cast member who I have never heard of because I wasn’t allowed to watch Happy Days growin’ up and I never had access to the reruns. I have however tried to seduce Henry WInkler’s daughter over facebook, but bitch pretty much told me to fuck off. I guess none of that matters, what does matter is that I am all too familiar with the fake orgasm since I got no skills in the bedroom and every once in a while girls I got with were motivated enough to pretend they were enjoying themselves enough to actually cum for me but I feel like it was just a trick to make me think I satisfied them and intern cum myself so that I can get the fuck off them, but truth be told, those girls were few and far between but I guess that’s only because GHB, Roofies and a alcohol poisoning puts a damper on a girl’s performing skills and kinda makes them a dead fish in bed, which never stopped me considering it was kinda like reaping the rewards of my hard work and risk taking, especially when the police asked me why I was dragging a slut out of a club by her hair and I had to be quick on my feet and come up with a good excuse, and by reaping the rewards I mean raping the rewards, but those are all just technicalities and I still got laid in the end so who cares how I made it happen.

Either way, I guess a school bus is a wild place even for washed up lesbian, man lookin’ bitches to pull off some dirty shit that makes me uncomfortable to watch but I have a thing for school buses because that’s the first place I got a girl to show me her tits, to let me finger her and to put her hand on my dick. Needless to say, I didn’t keep the job as the bus driver for too long.

Posted in:Joanie Cunningham'|Orgasm

2008

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Flynet attacks again:

To Whom it May Concern,

My name is Jamie with Flynet Pictures, a photo agency located in Los Angeles, CA. We are writing you in concern to the blog drunkenstepfather.com that you host. We are asking you to shut them down immediately. We are having a continuous problem with them stealing our images on their site. They were hosted through another site before you,which did have them shut down for the illegal activity, but now that you are their new host , we are letting you know, you will be responsible for all legal fees and the amount due for this blog if you choose to remain there host. We have sent them repeated offers to work a deal out and they have refused and choose to continue using our images illegally , which is costing us money.

If you have any further questions, feel free to contact Nicolas at 323-833-7042 or nicolas@flynetpictures.com.

So now the fuckers are trying to shut me down because they claim I steal their images. The reality is that this site makes no money, I do commentary to pictures I find in forums and they never explicitly say who they belong to so I just post them. Whenever I am asked to take them down, I do immediately, even without proof of whether they actually belong to who they say they belong to because I don’t want problems. But they just keep bringing problems and now they’ve gone to my host to shut me down. I don’t know if they are going to or not, because that email is obviously not legally sound, like the time I emailed an ex girlfriend and asked her to start paying me child support because I used to suck her tit like I was her child and if she didn’t comply in 24 hours she’d be liable, but you never know. So I am posting this in the event that I get shut down, you’ll know who did it and you’ll know who to blame…..the real thief in all this is the paparazzi profiting off pictures of other people who they wrongfully and illegally take, or at least illegal enough to get me arrested the time I followed this hot bartender around for a week, snapping off pics of her in hopes of getting one worth jerking off to…

Here are my links:

Angelina is Lookin Ok for a Pregnant Chick
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Carla Lopez Will Help You End The Day With a Bang
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Live Vicariously Through the Sluts You Will Never Get to Hang Out With… Ever
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Candace Michelle Is a Dirty Little Slut..
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Some Model or Heidi Klum Falls Through the Runway
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Jade Jagger Upskirt
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A Full Gallery Of High Heels
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Get Into Any Club or Past Any Bouncer, Because You’re a Loser and Need This Kind of Help
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Because No Man is an Island and We All Need a Helping Hand
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A Web Cam Girlfriend is Better Than No Girlfriend At All
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The Creepiest Smokey the Bear Commercial Ever
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I Will Never Tire of Victoria’s Secret Ads Ever
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Ehhhhh…WTF Is Natalie Portman Dating?
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Kate Hudson’s Amazing Legs
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Let the Great Hunt Begin!
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You Stay Classy…
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Nicole Richie Lookin Good at Traffic School
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The Kooks – “Always Where I Need To Be (Live)”
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I Mean Sure, Why Not? Why Can’t a Retard Be Famous?
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Do NOT Mess With Chuck Norris
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The Hottest Chick Fight Ever
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Pussy Balloon
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Some Vintage Madonna Topless Action
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And You Thought Your Porn Collection Couldn’t Get Any Bigger….
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Friends Have Fun in the Tub
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Seren Gibson Looks is a Naughty College Co-Ed
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If Only We Could All Be Barron Hilton
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Super Sexy Life Savers
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Raven Riley is Hanging Out on a Boat
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Pam Anderson Got Naked For Hef’s Birthday, But She Gets Naked For Pretty Much Anyone, So Really It’s Not That Special of a Gift
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I Think Someone Should Off Heather Mills’ Other Leg
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Japan Can Make Even Billy Blanks Half Interesting
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And They Fight with Light Sabres Too. Is There Anything They Can’t Do?
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Shitney is Gonna Be The Face of Some Danish Furniture Line. Huh?
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Cheerleader Beatdown
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Life on Meth Seems Better
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Some Old Geri Ginger Spice Nude
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Some Football Player Gropes a Fat Chick and Get in Trouble for It…What a Waste…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick and Her TIts and Other Good Thngs
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Some Girl Actin’ Slutty in her Panties
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Hot Chick Up Close and Personal
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Young Girl’s Self Shot Panty Pics
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Vagina Eating a Vibrator
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Some Chick Posing Slutty for Her Boyfriend
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Fat Lingerie
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Some Girl From the Back
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Some Dude’s Revenge….
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FROM THE FORUM

The Shins
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How About Some More Canadians
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Gomez Thread
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The Best Sex?
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Help ID This Amature Porn Actress
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Anal Violation
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More Photobucket Porn
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Hedgehog = Weapon
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

09

Apr

Tori Spelling Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Tori Spelling is disgusting so it’s not surprising that she’s celebrating that she’s been knocked up by running around in a bikini. It’s her way of letting us all know that some dude was willing to get up in that and that we’ve missed our window because she’s a taken women. It’s her big fuck you to everyone who ever slept with her but insisted on using a condom so that they never have to be stuck to answering to her for the rest of the kid’s life and like all pregnant girls who pull themselves away from the toilet long enough to do some kind of photoshoot, she’s showing off the battle wounds of sex, that are just going to get worse when the baby pops out of her leaving her with even less sex appeal than she had before this whole mess. Pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to the girls who are pregnant because all their friends tell them how beautiful they look while under their breath are thankful it’s not them. Not to mention, they only hang with a pregnant chicks to make themselves more appealing. It’s like how chicks hang with ugly girls to make themselves look hotter because standing next to a knocked up bitch makes any girl look skinny and desirable, because only really desperate assholes with sick festishes are horny enough to hustle a pregnant chick, so hanging with a pregnant chick is also a filter because that is the kind of guy no girl wants to mistakenly have a one night stand with unless of course she’s pregnant and wants to be naughty for a night, because it’s pretty clear that they already put out.

Here’s Tori in her bikini….

Posted in:Bikini|Pregnant|Tori Spelling

2008

09

Apr

Iliana Fischer’s Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

Iliana Fischer is some Playboy model who is on the beach with her only friend because he never judges her for being a slut who gets naked for getting ahead and by ahead I mean make enough money to pay her rent because I’ve never heard of her so that usually means she’s pretty much just a nobody and I surprised she’s even made it into Playboy considering her body is nothing to freak out over. Sure she’s got the fake blonde hair but I’m thinking that t was because some make a wish foundation dream or something.

I like how she’s wearing some kind of University Sweatshirt, it makes her whole bullshit story while working the local strip club pole more believable. Sure you’re going to Med School sweetheart, I’m ok way grabbing your tits in exchange for 10 dollars you can put towards your “tuition” and by tuition I mean up her nose, because you’ve gotta be on drugs to be this kind of women at least that’s what I’ve learned throughout my worldly travels to the local strip club.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Dog|Iliana Fischer

2008

09

Apr

Clay Aiken Gay Sex Pose of the Day

Here are some pictures that you can use to get off to if you have enough computer skills to turn shit into an animated gif and if you get turned on by red haired freaks with angelic voices. These are some pictures of Gay Clay in some prison rape stance making some prison rape facial expressions even though motherfucker hasn’t officially come out of the closet. I am the kind of guy who can never tell if the dude I am having a beer with is into gay sex but that’s just because I am pretty unattractive and even the horniest blue balled fag wouldn’t get with me, so the sexual tension is never really there. I am also the kind of guy who goes to gay bars accidentally with my friends who all end up getting assaulted in the bathroom while motherfuckers steer clear of me like I have AIDS and I’m trying to rain on their gay pride parade, so I have no real idea whether Aiken is actually aching from being a bottom, but I’ll say that I wouldn’t put it past him and not just because he likes singing more than the average man does and that in and of itself is pretty fucking gay.

Posted in:Clay Aiken|Gay