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2008

21

Feb

Christina Ricci Showing Off Her Prison Tattoo Tit of the Day

It turns out that the tattoo artist that did the Christina Ricci prison tattoo on her tit that posted earlier, released the pictures he took of her tits, I guess to draw attention to his studio or his amazing job of a pretty played out bird that he’s probably done 100 times before.

He probably convinced her to let him take the picture by being overly excited about the piece and showing her all the other girls who let him take headless shots of them for his book, claiming that no one will ever know it’s her, knowing perfectly well that pictures of her tits would be worth something for him one day and I guess he deserves a pat on the back for that kind of quick thinkin’.

Every time I try to manipulate girls into getting topless or showing me her tits or masturbating for me they always see past my scheme, but that’s usually because I bust my camera out and call all my friends to let them know what I am doing and how funny it is that the bitch is about to fall for it…right before she actually falls for it. I always jump the gun like that.

I just realized that the redhead in the pictures is a chick and not just a dude with a bad haircut. I have a bad habit of ignoring ugly people even when they are talking to me. It’s like some kind of superpower that just makes them invisible. So I guess that makes a lot more sense, because girls seem to love getting naked for each other with little convincing or manipulating, making this post pretty fucking useless, not unlike every single post I’ve ever written…

What isn’t useless is how good her plastic surgeon was, because bitch’s scars are barely there and all the fat chicks who I know who have had breast reductions all look like they had a meeting with a psycho pervert in a parking lot late at night and got shit done with a chainsaw in a back alley even 10 years after shit healed. So enjoy.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Tattoo|Tits

2008

21

Feb

JoJo Showing Off in a Dress of the Day

Here is JoJo at Betsy Johnson like this is some kind of publicity stunt that happened 2 years too late, because no one knows who she is anymore, except for maybe a gang of perverts who get off to ex-15 year old popstars. The good news is that she is showing off her black booty in some dress, that bad news is that she doesn’t really have a black booty she just thinks she does, based on the way she used gangster jabber in interviews, or at least the way she used gangster jabby, considering we haven’t heard from her in awhile and it could have just been a phase.

The only thing that confuses me about these pictures is that she is part of the big tit generation, the one that gets their periods at nine and who have big ol’ tits by 12 because of the hormones in their food, but for some reason has no tits but still looks like a fan of eating. Maybe she hasn’t hit that part of puberty yet and for her boyfriend’s sake, lets hope she hasn’t hit the other kind of puberty either cuz their ain’t nothing wrong with having a girl who can’t get pregnant.

She turns 18 this year, so this is less perverted than it seems and remember I am in Canada so 14 is legal, like we’re still in the 1600s and there’s nothing wrong with that…if you’re the kind of guy who can only get dates by buying a girl tickets to the Hannah Montana concert because you know they can’t say no. Pervert.


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Posted in:Ass|Dress|JoJo|Tits

2008

21

Feb

Christina Ricci’s Tits Have Prison Tattoos of the Day

Here are some pictures of Christina Ricci’s wild tattooed past making an appearance at the premiere of Penelope, which is the gayest sounding name for a fucking movie that makes me want to take up ballet or sucking dick in back alley’s or something…

This is about as exciting as watching the girl in your office bend over at the water cooler revealing the tattoo on her lower back that you know she got in college when dudes had her bent on all fours and took it from behind over and over again the way you want to, but unfortunately she’s married and settled down now….I guess that’s assuming you actually work in an office and there’s an recovered slut who works there, but you know what I’m saying…but I don’t because I’ve never worked in an office and all the bitches I ever landed in my past were badly tattooed to shit because of ex-drug dealing boyfriends and their homemade tattoo guns that gave them hepatitis. I think my fat wife may have a tattoo on her ass too, but she got it when she wasn’t fat so shit just looks like one of her bed sores.

I guess the most unfortunate thing about these pictures of Christina Ricci is knowing the she had a breast reduction a couple of years back because if she hadn’t she probably would have had an easier time filling out this dress.


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Posted in:Christina Ricci|cleavage|Tattoos

2008

21

Feb

Kate Hudson Jewish Outfit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kate Hudson dressed like every 18 year old Jewish girl I see at my local Starbucks. I’ve been pretty off on calling out Jewish Outfits of the Day in the past, but this one seems pretty legit. She’s got the leggings and the oversized shirt and that’s the kind of effort a lazy spoiled jewish girl who doesn’t care about sex appeal during the day because she’s always got jewish guys trying to get her to suck their horny dicks not matter how lazy she’s dressed. I figure it’s got something to do with this group mentality and security that comes when all your friends are going out in shit they should only be wearing in the privacy of their home or to bed then why shouldn’t they. I blame camp.

I guess the good news for them is that whenever these jewish girls go out on the town, they get as dolled up as they can by getting their hair done and a designer dress on, to drink Grey Goose and dance on bars before going home with their jewish neighbor who they’ve known since they were 5 and end up suckin’ their dick in the car their parents bought them for their 16th birthday because they can’t do it at home or their parents will catch them. Even though everyone will find out the next day and talk about it on facebook. So the life lesson of the day is to stay away from a jewish girl during the day.

Either way, I don’t understand why this Kate Hudson bitch didn’t get more shit for driving her drug addicted Owen Wilson to suicide, that emotional trauma she gave him put him over the edge and from what I’ve been told, the emotional abuse I give my wife is still grounds for getting me locked up even though I’ve never hit her….I guess life’s not really fair.

I can only blame her Coolio gangster paradise dealer disguised as a middle aged women for the life of crime and lesbianism she’s living. I’ve seen hip hop videos and the only motherfuckers allowed to rock one pant leg hiked up is gangsters and every suburban white kid in over-sized clothes who thinks he’s a gangster while drivng around in his mom’s Lexus truck like he bought the shit with money he made hustlin’


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Posted in:Jewish Outfit of the Day|Kate Hudson|Leggings

2008

21

Feb

Abigail Clancy See Through Dress and Animal Print Panties of the Day

Why do they make matching panty sets when no one ever wears them? The only bitches who wear matching sets seem to be strippers when on stage or old ladies trying to be sexy for their husbands or young girls who think they need to match everything, like the kind of girl who wears socks that are the same color as her shirt. It was big in the 90s.

Nothing says wild like wearing a pair of animal print panties, at least that’s what 40 year old bitches think, because it makes them feel like a wild girl and whenever they put them on they feel like their vagina’s are some kind of exotic animal, unfortunately my experience with animal print panties is that the only thing exotic is the smell. But to be fair, the bitches wearing them were pretty inexpensive and unshowered….they had better things to do….like turn tricks and crystal meth….

Either way, here is Abigail Clancy, some UK Model who was on the show Britain’s Next Top Model. She came in second but since she was dating a footballer – got more media attention than the actual winner, she went on to become a lingerie model and was busted doing cocaine and fuckin’ around with an ex boyfriend leading her footballer to drop her ass. Yes, I read wikipedia.

So I guess it’s natural for a cokewhore who is used to wearing lingerie to show up to an event in see-through dress intentionally, but not obvious enough, so that she can plead ignorance while knowing deep down inside that she wants more attention and the only way she knows how to get it is to show off the only thing that ever worked for her and that is a half naked body.

It’s like that time when this girl I knew wanted male attention because her dad wasn’t ever there for her growing up, so she every night she’d fuck a different dude, convincing herself that she wasn’t a slut and was a free, empowered, sex in the city type of woman, while all she really wanted was a man to love and respect her but instead ended up staring in numerous gang bang videos.


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Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bra|Panties|See Through

2008

21

Feb

Gemma Atkinson Blue Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gemma Atkinson is some kind of Glamour model which basically means a big breasted whore who lets shitty magazines take pictures of her half naked for people like you to jerk off to because you’ve watched too much real porn in your life and it’s getting played out.

She manages to always pop up in bikinis on beaches, like she’s got nothing better to do but that makes for a good life compared to all you fuckers who are sitting in front of a computer. I guess whoever she’s dating, has a pretty good life too because he is probably a footballer and it seems like they are in high demand. Every slut in the UK is jumping on footballer dick like they are some kind of fashion accessory that determine whether you’re a real UK slut or just a try hard.

It’s some kind of trend, like when the strippers I knew all went out and saved up for breast implants because everyone else was doing it and if you didn’t have them you wouldn’t get invited to any of the exclusive stripper parties and all the other strippers would look down on you and make you feel like you weren’t the real deal.

Either way, here she is in a bikini.

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Posted in:Bikini|Gema Atkinson|Tits

2008

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I read this in the comments…..

I once dated a girl that just broke up with a midget. She fucking loved my average sized dick because the midget was small that my dick felt like King Kong after a year of midget sex. She also loved being fingered by my real sized hands that can get in and hit the spots, unlike the little midget fingers on her last boyfriends. Lesson here is to fuck girls that just fucked a midget because that bitch ain’t getting off on a tiny midget dick.

Ok….thanks for the advice….I wonder if she was hard to win over or whether freak.

Here are my links.

Nicole Kidman in Her See Through Top
GO

Which Oscar Contenders Would You Rather Fuck?
GO 2008_Oscar_Contenders/

Hot Blonde in a Sheer Bra Getting Wasted at the Club You’ll Never Get Let In….
GO

Some Hot Bikini Eating Ice Cream
GO

Some Retarded Tits on a Retarded Face
GO

Her Name is Kirsty Gallacher and these are Her Bent Over Tits
GO

Some Gene Simmons Sex Tape Stills if You Haven’t Seen the Video Yet…
GO

Drink Machine Explodes in a Woman’s Face Funny
GO

Coco’s Playboy Pictures Preview Insanity
GO

Some Girl Showing Off Her Latin Ass in a Thong
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Bitch and Her Strong Thighs
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Has a Sex Tape Out Now
GO

Kate Beckinsale’s Got Hot Skinny Legs
GO

Nicole Richie Wears Spanx to Cover Up Her Baby Making Fat
GO

Here is the Hot Kanye West Music Video Girl in a Hot Fucking Picture
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Some Idiot Confused Madonna Naked for Marilyn Naked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Rihanna Wins Silver Dress at Brit Awards….
GO

Some Russian Amusement Park Titty Prank
GO russian_prank_girl_amusement_park.wmv

Her Name is Veronica – She is Naked and It’s Worth Checking Out
GO

Billy Corgan Fuckin’ Sucks in this Cover Song and Pretty Much in Life…
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Her Name is Dana and She’s the Reason This Site is NSFW because Watching People Masturbate is Only Allowed at My Office…Which is More of a Box in the corner of the bedroom….
GO

It Turns Out That Size Matters…That’s Why All Successful People Have Small Dicks…True Story…
GO

Britney’s Neighbor Got Some Pictures of Her in Her Backyard Again These are Them
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Lohan Was Tricked into Doing the Nude Spread….
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Liz Hurley Paid Her Maid, My Relatives $2.50 Cents an Hour….
GO

Go Watch Some Webcam Sluts and Tell Them What to Do You Pervert…Because I want Free Access
GO

Jessica Alba’s Got a Pretty Solid See Through Moment in what I Assume is Her New Movie But What the Fuck Do I Know…(not much is the answer)
GO

Some Retarded Kid Freaking Out at Youtube People and it’s Pretty Funny
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Here are all The Academy Award Nominees in the Event you Care
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Some Dude Taking a Dump off a Balcony Video
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Check Out the Rash on this Chick
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Some Twins Having Sex – Lesbian Sex – Twins – Insanely Wrong but so Right
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Dancing Girl Falls Hard Video
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Suri Cruise is Child Abused
GO

Some Webcam Girl Shows Her Ass
GO

Some Crazy Black Booty Shake
GO

The Maxim Article Hits MaximOnline
GO

Some Reject American Idol Slut Reject Wins Some Pageant and is in a Bikini
GO

Half Naked Stacy Keibler Shows Off Her Legs in Her Not So Funny Funny Or Die Site in a Towel
GO

Some Dude from Big Brother 9 Did Porn…Here are the Pics….
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Weird Animated Sex Scene for you Nerds
GO

Kate Beckinsale Showing Some Nipple in this Gallery
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Some Marisa Miller in Lingerie Pics
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Some Hot Shakira Gallery
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Hot Tits Do an American Apparel Ad….American Apparel Claim I am Too Racy to Advertise on…Meanwhile This is the Smut they Produce
GO

Some Funny Pranks With Some Midget Radio Host Who I Saw On Tyra Talking About How He Fucks His Tall Wife
GO

Here is the Cameltoe Post on Some Forum
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Amy Winehouse Kept Hiking Her Skirt Up During a Performance..
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Dude Harassing a Chick on the Subway Gets Humiliated in the Best Possible Way
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Topless Chick Brushing Her Teeth Topless
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

The Circle of Life…From Vagina Touching to Pregnancy to Baby all in One Album
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Some Nasty Bitch Showin’ Off Her 40 D’s and Her Asshole
GO

Self Shot Masturbating With Close Ups
GO

Some Slutty Girls Posing….Showing Vagina and Suckin’ Dick
GO

Some Big Breasts Getting Licked by Their Owner
GO

FROM THE FORUM

A Whole Lot of Young and Busy Girls
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

20

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Ellen of the Day


I make a point of not watching Ellen, maybe because I don’t own a TV, but also because she’s fucking annoying and I hate lesbians. I only have patience for them when they are dyking out in front of me and don’t look like Ellen.

Either way, Christina Aguilera made an appearance on her show and her tits are exploding out of her dress and you can tell that Ellen’s got a total soft on for those tits. She’s acting even more awkward as she normally does trying to lure that new mom pussy into her dressing room….if it doesn’t work out, at least she has this footage to run one out to and so do you….

I like new mother’s and their new tits and that’s part of the reason I am banned by numerous coffee shops in my area, because it turns out that during afternoons when real people are at work, bitches on maternity leave meet their other new mother friends, because some obnoxious BFF’s like doing everything together especially when it means having babies together so that not only can they enjoy this new stage of life together but they can raise their babies to be BFF’s and grow up to have a lifelong lasting friendship just like them. Either way, they shoot the shit about being new mothers and how raw their nipples are and how their sex lives have suffered or are better or how they are planning on losing the pregnancy weight or how much cuter or more advanced their baby is because they are competitive whores all while breast feeding….and I get to watch.

It’s my daytime porno and it’s free, just like these clips of X-Tina.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Ellen|Tits

2008

20

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Nude Photoshoot Outtakes of the Day

So all you motherfuckers got all excited about seeing Lohan topless or nude despite being covered in freckles in the Lindsay Lohan Nude Photoshoot for NY Mag. I didn’t really give a fuck about them either way, because a staged photoshoot with tits is boring, no matter who the tits belong too. I want to see vagina with dick in it from a picture taken by a paparazzi in a closet, none of this airbrushed studio bullshit…. I did ask a plastic surgeon if her tits were real and he said they were real…implants. I also spoke to a dude who goes to her coke parties and he said she was always naked and advertised the fact that her tits were great fakes. I am going to say shit looks real to me…real fantastic and all you virgins are too busy jerking off to agree.

Either way, the fuckers at NY Mag who threatened me with a law suit yesterday are milking this story as hard as the cocks they like having shoved in their fashionable pretentious lawsuit threatening asses and released these out takes that look the same as the last batch….kinda like a Lohan herpes outbreak, the sores always hit the same spot and lacks excitement because you already know what to expect.

Either way, let’s hope bitch will take Marilyn Monroe’s lead and let this be her last photoshoot before having an overdose on barbiturates leaving her a hollywood legend that we can all look back upon and remember how hollywood turned her into a spoiled talentless cokewhore who was addicted to sex but never released a sex tape but always made us feel better about our miserable lives 20 years from now….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Nude|NYMag.com|Photoshoot|Topless

2008

20

Feb

Olivia Munn and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

I don’t watch G4TV because I have had sex but you gotta give them some respect for what they are doing by hiring a slut like Olivia Munn because it gives virgins everywhere the hope that they will find a hot, big breasted fantasy girl like the ones they see in their comic books, who actually knows and understands their interests, even though she’s not all that hot but is to someone who has never fucked before she is, That’s not saying much though, considerin when you’ve never had pussy before, a bowl of jello looks like a hot fuck to you, but that’s just because you can eat it when you’re done.

I guess the good news for the non virgins out there is that this bitch is out at an event showing off her big old tits and no matter how many times you fuck in a day, you will always love tits, but if you’re reading this site and looking at pictures of some girls cleavage here, you probably aren’t so much of a non virgin, even though you count that time you stuck the tip in.

Speaking of tip, I was at a coffee shop the other day with a handful of change. After paying for my shit I decided to give the cute girl a tip because she was wearing a low-cut shirt and not the same kind of tip you consider counts as losing your viriginity. I accidentally dropped all the money I had in her tip jar and couldn’t figure out how to get it back without getting caught. I decided that I wasn’t going to be homeless about the shit and fish through her tip jar like some desperate motherfucker in need of a smoke, which I am but don’t like to advertise that fact, so instead I just took the entire tip jar and ran. I feel like the 5 dollars I threw in made it mine. and it was a great purchase because it had 20 dollars in it.

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