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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

Apr

Jimi Hendrix 1968 Sex Tape of the Day

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Jimi Hendrix liked filming himself fuck and I guess the girl who was in the film fucking him decided it was time to make some money,so she sold the shit to Vivid who are releasing it. I don’t know much more about the sex tape, but it’s probably one of the most obscure to hit and I guess dude won’t be too upset about it, considering he’s dead. I do know that he’s got 2 chicks on his dick because it’s the rockstar way and that made me realize that the sluts dyking out today isn’t anything new. I guess that’s the kinds of lessons we learn when our only form of education is through pornography.

Regardless of not being a fan of Hendrix, because I don’t play guitar and don’t think of him as some revolutionary, I am a fan of the bush, real tits and grainy black dudes fucking in the 60s so I will definitely download this shit illegally and watch it, even if it’s a piece of shit and doen’t impress me.

Speaking of not impressing people, I went to pick up my piece of shit computer that had the hard drive explode and asked them for my old hard drive in hopes of restoring the data. When they didn’t have it, I pretended to be pissed off and said “I have gigs of nude pictures of myself that I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to recreate”. The girl working the cash laughed awkwardly like the time I told the gas attendant who thought I was a girl because of my ratty long greasy balding hair that it happens all the time because of my big ol’ vagina. I guess people just don’t find me funny.

Either way, if more of this shit hits, I’ll be posting it, so ya’ll come back now.

Posted in:1968|Jimi Hendrix|Sex Tape

2008

Apr

Scarlett Johannson Does Tom Waits of the Day

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I am not going to lie, I don’t hate Tom Waits but I do hate people who try to be Tom Waits. Not because I am some fag who thinks things like his music is so relevant that it should stay sacred like some psycho fan who takes life too seriously, because I got nothing else going on in my life, reality is I don’t have anything else going on in my life and I don’t even have any Tom Waits on my computer but I just don’t care if his songs are butchered because caring is as lame as the Art Fag Poser who covers his music to show the world just how obscure and deep she is. It’s like seeing a rich girl dressed homeless trying to denounce her rich girl ways while talking pictures on some second hand film camera because digital is for the masses and they are so different than the masses as they discuss politics and the environment taking life too fuckin’ seriously. We get it, you are going through an identity crisis, but why the fuck do you need to bother the rest of us with your bullshit, because you aren’t some social outcast living in a loft with 20 other artists, you’re some kind of poser celebrity living in a luxury loft singing Tom Waits so the world knows just how multi-dimensional you are. Go fuck yourself.

Posted in:Scarlett Johannson|Tom Waits

2008

Apr

The O.P. Campaign Casts Trash of the Day

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Here’s some ghetto ad campaign for a ghetto bathing suit line that sells at Wal Mart and it’s starring a whole lot of useless people, like Rumer WIllis, Josie Maran, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian and some other assholes. They probably would have been better off hiring a whole group of no names who were actually worth lookin’ at in bikinis, not a group of ugly bitches and has-beens, but I guess there’s a reason why I am not a corporate marketing executive and instead spend my days on my couch.

I guess it’s nice to see Rumer Willis is still capable of smiling despite how fucking ugly her face is. I guess she’s got enough positive attention over the years that she doesn’t realize just how broken down she is. Maybe she’s just overjoyed at the fact that she landed some work or that someone actually asked her to get half naked and she’s up on this for free just for the chance to show the world that she’s good enough to fuck from behind. That’s assuming the company actually paid her, which I highly fuckin’ doubt and would make sense considering Wal Mart brands don’t have much budget. It’s like her big break because the last time anyone asked her to take off her clothes was her doctor and he was just checking to see if she had all her lady parts because her jaw threw him off and I guess there was that time that a kid in her class tried to fuck her in hopes of selling the sex tape to her parents to prevent public embarrassment when the world saw her penis shaped clit.

It doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Ashlee Simpson’s wife didn’t feel up to getting out in a bikini, I guess the whole marriage thing has lead her to let herself go a little.

Either way, here are the pictures of the stupid campaign.

2008

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

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The forum has a life of it’s own and it’s more interesting than me so here’s some of the shit going on there if you are looking for something to do, music to listen to or have conversation with non judgmental people since no one in your everyday life really listens to you when you speak….

Old and Floppy
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Young and Busty
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Big Bushy Thread
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Photoshop Thread
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Meat Curtains and Big Beans
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Jenni Lieta
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Field Hockey Girls Gone Wild
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Voyuer NUDE Beach
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The Tom Petty Thread
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Cee-Lo
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It’s Filthy and Disgusting in a Bad Way
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Her Boyfriend is Ignoring Her and She Needs Dick
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Moonspell
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Sexy Milf Slut
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2 Live Crew
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Melissa Midwest
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Posted in:Forum

2008

Apr

Jeremy Piven’s Got a Hot Slut of the Day

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Jeremy Piven proves to the world that despite being overweight, bald and old, you can still get prime pussy, so long as you star on a TV show and treat everyone around you like shit because you think you are more famous than you are. This fake titty whore is definitely on some climbing the ladder shit, where Piven is the first wrung and the good news about that is that it doesn’t really matter what wrung you are as long as you are a wrung because when this bitch moves on to more important dick to further her career, there will be 100 new girls who are just as hot willing to jump through the hoops and by hoops I mean on your dick, because that’s just the way things are when you’re semi-famous and overpaid for offering the world nothing more than playing a useless role on a cable show, because these kinds of girls just over-achieving sluts but sluts nonetheless. So look at these pics and accept the fact that you made a shitty career move by taking that job at the factory when you should have swallowed your sexuality and taken your shot at acting because despite all the hot pussy and money, it’s still a career for homos.

Posted in:Bikini|Jeremy Piven|Slut

2008

Apr

Salma Hayek is the Bearded Lady of the Day

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I guess it’s nice to see Salma Hayek on the set of her new movie with a beard that is more full than anything I’ve ever been able to grow because I guess my testosterone levels don’t have shit on hers. I guess it’s some hormonal imbalance that comes with having a baby. I like to believe that she doesn’t even have a beard in these pictures and I just see one because subconsciously, I know her mangled vagina looks like a set of balls and her sex appeal, like 90 percent of moms out there is about as much as a ratty bearded man, but the rumor is that these are real and for some movie where she plays the bearded lady. This is her second role having facial hair, which is making me believe she’s being typecast because of her genetics, but according her to her gynecologist, this facial hair hasn’t got shit on the heat she’s packin’ in her pants.

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2008

Apr

Tila Tequila in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Tila Tequila has made a career of being a party slut, so that should give all the party sluts out there hope that dancing in skirts short enough to show their panties for men in Ed Hardy shirts and bottle’s of Grey Goose, that they actually have a purpose in life that runs a little deeper than sucking rich dude cock when drunk only to be never called again by them unless they do a good performance and the dude feels like feeling like a superstar with party sluts on his arm the next time he saves enough of his call center money to pretend he’s ballin’.

Tila’s got the bisexual thing, the skimpy clothes, the Playboy pictorial and the millions of myspace friends to let us all know that she did something right with her fake tits and here are some pictures of her hosting some club event that really lame people attend in hopes of seeing this girl they watch on a second rate show in the flesh.

I was at the Montreal Tila event last week and the funniest thing of the night wasn’t watching her dance around and sip her drink for idiots with cameras hoping for an amazing new Facebook album, it was that people actually believe her fuckin’ show. I was told she’s been in a relationship with a dude for a few years, the show was just a concept to make her money and get her out there and were asking tons of questions about the show like she was real and had an impact on their lives. One girl next to me asked TIla if she missed the bull dyke she didn’t choose in the Finale that I had the privilege and I use that word very fucking loosely to wach Shot at Love show and Tila had no fuckin’ clue who the fan was asking about, because she just used the bull dyke as a tool to get ratings and didn’t know her by any name other than bull dyke. Truth be told, I actually had a soft spot for the lesbian, maybe it’s cuz I like licking pussy too and feel we have a common ground, but more because she was a nice girl who legitimately looked hurt, meanwhile a year later, Tila, the love of her life, didn’t even know who the fuck she was.

I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is that she’s wearing a see through shirt for all these assholes who can go home happier knowing they brushed shoulders with the girl who had the most friends on myspace.

Other than that, she’s hotter in person and I’d still give her a shot of my love and I am talking about my sperm in case you didn’t get my really lame joke, but I don’t think she really wants it because she didn’t pick me out of the crowd to go back to her hotel room to introduce me to her fiance because I guess I don’t spend enough time at the gym and my old homeless look doesn’t really look as good to her as tight fitting over-priced t-shirts.

To See My Legendary Moment Meeting Tila Tequila Click HERE

Posted in:Party Slut|Tila Tequila

2008

Apr

Kim Kardashian Gets in a Fight With Her Sister of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian’s sister’s a jealous of her because she’s had a sex tape that made her 5,000,000 dollars and now she can afford to get a Bentley, while they haven’t had any high profile sex tapes released that made them 5,000,000 dollars to afford a Bentley of their own. Watching these spoiled cunts fight about something so fuckin’ obnoxious like a 250,000 dollar car while the rest of the world is struggling to pay our fuckin’ bills. Now I am not jealous about other people’s success even if I know the cunt is fat and useless to the world, because that’s not entirely their fault and more your fault for supporting her career enough to get her in this position to begin with and that’s just another reason why I hate you.

I guess the highlight of the video is when Kim throws a spoiled brat fit and punches at her monster-sized sister, unfortunately her sister didn’t react the way I wanted her too, which would leave Kim an invalid because I think that would be one step closer to the improvement of society, but I guess Kim is her boss and she has to keep it cool to not get fired from Kim’s show, but at least there is a lesson in this video and that is that we can’t always get what we want. I guess these useless trials and tribulations of a useless person is what you all want to see because you want to fuck her and I will never fully understand that but I will take pleasure in watching her get fatter and fatter as she sits on her ass ordering drive thru in her new car emotionally eating herself to death because she’ll find out material goods don’t bring her happiness because she’ll always just be a second rate Paris Hilton and that’s depressing enough for anyone to want to kill themselves.

Here is Kim Kardashian at some beach, not in a bikini, but in a Fat Chick Bikini because she realizes no one wants to see that shit and it’s better if she keeps what those late night ice cream cones did to her…to herself.

Posted in:Fight|Kim Kardashian

2008

Apr

Hulk Hogan Rubbing Lotion on Brooke Hogan of the Day

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These pictures are some awkward fuckin’ pictures of Brooke Hogan being rubbed down by her dad and not of her dad’s new girlfriend who looks like an older version of Brooke Hogan and a younger version of his wife. It’s been joked that he is dating an older version of his daughter because he has some kind of sick incestuous fantasy he’s got, like the first porn I saw called “Sharon” that was an incest porn from the 70s where the dad said classic lines like “this is the shit that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn how to suck dick from your mother” or “I’m going to come in your ass cuz I don’t want no bastard babies running around the house” but to be fair to Hulk, he’s a piece of trash and this is what pieces of trash pussy looks like.

I think he’s just knows how to tan properly and it’s his kind of right of passage to his daughter, you know showing her the right way to get ‘er done before he dies. It’s like seeing a butcher teach his kid how to cut meat or a farmer teaching his kid how to tend the fields, in some kind of passing the torch over to the next generation and its not sexual like the time he jerked off to watching her changing from the crack in her door or the time he accidentally walked in on her in the shower, despite having 4 other bathrooms in the house, or the time he took her virginity so she’d know how to do it proper. Maybe it’s some in love with yourself shit, where fucking something you made isn’t wrong, it’s masturbation but no matter what this genetic sexual attraction shit is, it makes me uncomfortable.

It’s a lot like the time I saw a kid rubbing his mom down with lotion at some public pool – Watch It

UPDATE – MORE PICS FROM THE INCESTUOUS EVENT

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Hulk Hogan|Lotion

2008

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl asked to be my intern today and I don’t really know what I do let alone coming up for things for her to do. My first thought was to have her write the site for me – while I drank cocktails and got lap dances all day, but realized I can’t afford that, so instead I asked her for nude pics. She no longer wants to be my intern and I guess I don’t really want a boring girl who doesn’t get naked to be my intern, so it all worked out in the end.

Here are my links:

Some Quake Projectile Dysfunction Joke for the Video Game Geeks
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Mike Rowe Gets Caught Being Dirty in a Motel
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These Pics of Miley Cyrus and Her Dad Are Really Fucking Creepy
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Liz Hurley Excellent Cleavage
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Pam Anderson Looks Pregnant Even Though Her Ute is Dried Up
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Lacy Turner Panty Hose Upskirt
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Foreign Hot Tub Wrestling
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These New York Club Sluts Won’t Talk to You Either
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Build a 10$ Wifi Antenna and Mooch of Your Neighbors
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Keeley Hazell’s New Slutty Music Video
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The Future of Miley Cyrus
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Some Fake Miley Cyrus Tit Pic
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The Guys From Zoo York Did Some Funny Shit with Roaches, So Here It Is
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Fantasy Outfits, Because Make Believe is Better Than Your Life
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Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Are Too Much of a Pussy to Ask For Help
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Web Cam Excitement, Because Virtual Pussy is Better Than None At All
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Some Pics of Denise Richarsds Whoring It Up
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Halle Berry is Lookin Busty After Ruining Her Vagina with That Baby
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Some Slut Promotes Environmentalism With Her Tits
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Who Would Win in a Fight Between Heidi Klum and Iman
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Class. Elegance. Sophistication
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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I Want to Bang Minka Kelly and You Should To
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Anna Faris Lookin Good At Some Event They Don’t Let People Like Me Into
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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A Bunch of Celebrity Sluts at Coachella
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Robyn Hangs Out in Some Black Latex
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Some Golden State Warrior Girl’s Slutty Video and Ass
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Some Tila Tequila Look-a-like Gets Fucked by a Strap On
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Some Hot Chick Freaking the Fuck Out Cause She Hates Reptiles
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When All Else Fails…There’s Always Porn Sluts…
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Asian Hobo Sex
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People Never Learn, I Swear to God
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Kimbo Stewart Short Dress at Coachella This Weekend
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Jordan is Ugly and So is Her STD
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A Good Mac/PC Spoof That Has a Hot Slut Instead of Boring Dudes
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Mindy Vega Pretends to Be a Lifeguard
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The Bimbo Bride
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Check The Rest of the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Shoot. I Think The One With Her Dad is the Craziest
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Carmen Electra is Engaged
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Some Christian Rock Concert Chaos Because Even God Hates Shitty Music
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5 Questions With Some University Hottie
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Top 10 Boob Massage Videos
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Some Ridiculous Booty Shake VIdeo
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This Girl Will Fuck You For Net Neutrality
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The Girlicious Music Video Is As Shitty As Their Band
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Some Crazy Booty Shake Video
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Some Girls Showing Off Their Asses
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Naked on a Boat
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A Young Blond Girl Named Kimberly in Some Photoshoot
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Rhianna Rocks a Bikini
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Angie Everhart is a Drunk Driving Cougar
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You Know All Those People Who Think Religious People Are Freaks?
Well They are all 100% Fucking Right.
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Now THAT’s a Drive By
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Paris Hilton Talks About Herself
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Singapore Airlines Cabins Are Nicer Than My Apartment
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl in a Sheer Top
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Some Big Breasted Blond Chick
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Some Chick in Stripper Gear
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Wheel Chair Fetish
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Posted in:stepLINKS