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2008

27

Mar

Paris Hilton Offends Turkey of the Day

You would think that Paris Hilton would offend a country just by entering it, but it turns out that she has the capacity to go even further by taking their traditions and giving them herpes by posing in her stupid way that someone mistakenly told her was cute and she hasn’t stopped doing since. It’s a lot like that time I went to some native american rights protest and danced around slappin my mouth like I didn’t pay taxes.

I guess the biggest shock was that she was asked to be a guest judge for their country’s beauty pageant which doesn’t really say much for Turkish women, but knowing me, I’d probably still ask them to let me watch them bath, you just can’t stop a pervert.

Posted in:Offensive|Paris Hilton|Turkey

2008

27

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Rub Together When She Walks of the Day

So it turns out that Lindsay Lohan’s thighs rub together when she walks, which isn’t really that big of a deal considering my wife’s tits rub her thighs when she walks, but then again my wife’s idea of walking is sitting on our ghetto couch and in all fairness to my wife, she’s not a celebrity and never will be, unless she’d doing the before pictures for some weightloss scam that they will photoshop a fit girl’s face onto to sell product. In reality, my wife being fat is all my fault because I told her I was tired of fucking her and wanted a blow-up doll. Since, she’s french she understood that I wanted a bouncy castle and decided to turn herself into one, at least that’s the only explanation I have for what has proven to be a really disgusting part of my life.

Either way, here’s Lohan’s thick drug addicted thighs rubbin’ together.

Bonus – Some Shitty See Through Action from the Other Day:

Posted in:Leggings|Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Thick

2008

27

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Got No Make-Up On But She’s Got an Eyebrow of the Day

These pictures were listed as being Kim Kardashian with no make-up on, something I am pretty convinced doesn’t exist because she’s more into make-up than a drag queen trying to trick me into letting him suck my dick because he’s a girl and it gets me every time because I always fall for it….

Either way, I can’t tell what her deal is because I am too busy worrying about that eyebrow she’s got living on her forehead and I have a feeling that it is slowly trying to take over her face. Maybe it’s her dad’s reincarnated some new growth on her unibrow and he’s trying to make her look vile because he’s tired of her draggin’ his name through the mud by having nature channel sex on video but I guess that theory is pretty unlikely and it’s just her Armenian genetics, something a lot less exciting that my original theory.

Posted in:Eyebrow|Kim Kardashian|No Make Up

2008

27

Mar

Jessica Simpson Kinda had an Upskirt that You Can’t See of the Day

I don’t know how old these pictures are, or if they are even of Jessica Simpson, but it looks like she’s trying to stop all of us from seeing her vagina and I am sure that’s nothing you aren’t already used to because even when you’re at sex parties and bitches are wiping out on GHB, you still can’t manage to get a peak because you aren’t really there since the invitation was lost in the mail, at least that’s what you tell yourself to make you feel better about never getting to join in on the fun everyone else is having. Don’t worry, the last time I went to an orgy, I got herpes and despite it being the gift that keeps on giving, it’s pretty much the shittiest gift that keeps on giving, worse than that pair of socks your Aunt knitted you that you can’t seem to take off because they are so colorful and scream your name every time you open your sock drawer.

I don’t know what I am talking about because I have never really been giving a shitty gift, but that’s because no one’s ever given me any gifts, so I’m trying to relate to something I don’t know here and you should give me a break.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Upskirt

2008

27

Mar

Janice Dickinson Stores her Phone in Her Tits of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Breasts, like my ass, are a great place to store things. I know girls who put their make-up, phones, drugs, condoms, money, perfume and worldly possessions in their bra and it always makes feeling them up feel a lot like Christmas or some kind of magical treasure hunt, but not as magical as the treasure hunt I have to go through every time my wife wants me to diddle her and I have to maneuver my way through her fat to the source of her junk or even when I leave my keys or something I need on the bed and it gets sucked up into her fat folds as she sloth’s out on it….I guess that’s part of what makes my marriage fun.

Either way, here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson getting a manicure with her cellphone jacked in her tits so she doesn’t miss any important calls from people asking her who the fuck she is because let’s face it, she’s not all that famous, but shit should be jacked in between her legs and set on vibrate because that’s pretty much the main reason the pervert who behind the vibrate ringtone invented it. While laying in bed alone at night with his “How Things Work” manual, he had dreams of walking down the street and seeing girls moaning with pleasure all because of his manly technical knowledge, giving every girl who ever rejected him an orgasm without them knowing it and that shit was his way of playing god. True Story.

Big Bad Paparazzi Made Me Take Down the Pics But You Can See It Here
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Posted in:Cellphone|Janice Dickinson|Tits

2008

27

Mar

Hayden Panettiere has a Lame Cameltoe of the Day

I always love when girls wear vagina hugging pants because it gives me enough information to visualize what they look like naked. I know that the chances of them ever showing me their goods are pretty fuckin’ slim, especially since they are young and hot and sitting across from me at the coffee shop, often times telling their boyfriends how some creepy old guy keeps lookin’ at them and it’s making them uncomfortable.

Since Hayden pretty much has as much has the same body type and sex appeal as the dresser I pulled out of the trash last year to help store my wife’s disgusting clothes that I was tired of seeing in piles throughout our room, since I am quite the homemaker, the only reason I’d want to see anything hugging her crotch is to see if she’s got a bigger dick than me, which she does. That’s pretty much the reason I’ve never done any gang bangs in my life, I just know I’d always fall short and wouldn’t be able to live with myself being that inadequate….I’d volunteer to box Panettiere to prove that despite having a smaller dick I am still all man, but I know she’d win. So it’s pretty much a losing day for a loser today.

Posted in:Boring|Cameltoe|Hayden Panettiere

2008

27

Mar

Britney Spears Upskirt for her Dentist of the Day

The shocking news of the day is that Britney Spears goes to the dentist. I was never really disgusted by her hygiene because I know that a woman with that kind of money can’t have a pussy as rank as some of the hookers I’ve hung out with. I am talking the kind I could smell just sitting next to them on the bus on my way home with them, because I’ve never owned a car and have to get them somewhere private somehow and cabs are just out of my budget, especially when I am saving all my pennies to get the most I can get out of them, like ideally having them let me go down on them and other naughty things that leave me smelling like their rank pussies for a couple of days because like Britney, I’m not too into showering and like revisiting my purchase as much as I can because I like getting my money’s worth out of anything.

Unlike me, Britney hit up the dentist today because I am more into seeing how much laziness leads to tooth loss, and she flashed her panties while doin’ it. These are the pics.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Dentist|Upskirt

2008

27

Mar

Disney Advertises on Smut Sites of the Day

The most wholesome family corporation fucks up again. First, Walt Disney was caught molesting kids after taking them to his magic kingdom and showing them special cartoons he drew for them on his penis, true story my grandmother told me he did it to her. Then they made Nazi propaganda videos for Hitler to help kill the jews who were stepping on Disney’s Waspy toes in Hollywoo. Then they were accused of subliminal messages in they movies trying to program kids to hate black people and gays and now they advertise next to porn.

I was scoping out some celebrity smut site that pretty much only posts celebrity nudity, sex tapes, nipple slips and upskirts next to some seriously desperate, virginal commentary and I was pretty shocked to see Goofy staring back at me.

I guess the real reason why I am posting this is because I think my site is more softcore than the smut other sites post, I think it is less offensive but I am red flagged as a porn site and can never land a mainstream deal, like alcohol companies, movie companies, video game companies, so I will never make big money off this shit. Meanwhile, assholes doing the same fuckin’ thing as me but with less finesse according to me and who give the illusion of being SFW by putting stars on a dick and nipple and cunt but still post the dirty version a click away, so that you see full dick are getting these Disney Deals.

Sure what it really comes down to is that I am bad at business, and I don’t really know what I am doing. So good for this site for tricking this system and cashing in on it, but I still think someone at Disney should get fired because seeing their image next to smut is something that I know I find offensive. I am pretty sure their Christian, right winged loyal Disney fans, the kind of bitch who lives alone and collects Mickey Mouse merchandise, wouldn’t approve of.

The reality is that this smut angle could be Disney’s new way of re-inventing themselves. You know first they get Jamie Lynn spears teenage pregnant and now they post next to celebrity nudity, next thing you know they’ll be producing sex tapes, which would make sense since it worked for Paris. I guess this is a glimpse into the future of the world…it will be a debauchery HIV filled mess,because you know when Disney sponsors sex tape sites, the end of the future of our kids is near and I am excited….

Here are some screenshots of this highly offensive Disney campaign:

Posted in:Disney|Porn

2008

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet girlfriend at ImNotObsessed was interviewed on CBS News and when they asked her who her internet friends are she claims to have dropped my name and website – so that means that I may have been mentioned on the news and that gives me a boner, but not as big of a boner as my internet girlfriend at ImNotObsessed. I can’t wait for the day to ruin her marriage and stepdad her kids.

Here are my links.

La Pequena Does Hilary Clinton
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Insane Implants on this Party Slut
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Dream Phone! The Unstable Ex-Boyfriend Edition!
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THE SEXIEST VEGETARIANS
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Girls Are Better With Their Shirts OFF, But I’m Not Too Picky to Not Look at These Whores
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Coolio Wants to Show You How to Molest and Deep Fry a Turkey
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Help That Porn Collection of Yours Get a Little Bit Bigger
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Tom Cruise and the Evil Lord Xenu Are Killing Katie Holmes
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Danica Patrick Has Some Tiny Pokies
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Lose Your Virginity TODAY!
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This is Probably The Best Episode of The Hills Ever
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Let’s Make Flava Flav Look More Stupid Then He Already Does
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Brooke Paller = Very Nice
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Find Sex Faster Then You Can Whack Off. That is fucking FAST!
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Kevin Federline Thinks He is Father of the Year
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Richie Sambora Fell Off the Wagon Again
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Miley Cyrus is Jail Bail, But You’re a Sick Fuck Who is Into That Kind of Thing
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There’s Gonna Be a Catfight on the Set of Ushers New Video
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Fuck Up Your Friends Verizon Phone, Because That’s What Friends are For
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Give Your Hand a Break, and Use This to Get Laid Instead
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The Paparazzi’s Have Ditched Shitney and Have a New Target
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Carla Bruni’s Nude Pics are On Auction
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Amy Winehouse is Going to Rehab Again. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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Carla Bruni is Pretty Fuckin’ Naked in These Pics
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Jamie Lynn Spears in Her Pregnancy Varsity Teen Short Shorts
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Get Yourself a Paternity Test To Prove Your Wife is a Slut
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Here is a Slutty College Girl For You
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Paula Abdul’s Gloves are Out of Control
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Heidi Montag Does a Look a Like Contest….Too Bad Everyone Who Looks Like Her Has Already Killed Themselves…Let’s Hope She’s Next
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An Old Scarlett Johansson Nip Slip
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in Loaded Magazine
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Are You in a Bromance or is it just a Man Crush
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Mega Nipple Slip Compilation
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The Funplex is the LoveShack When It Gets Old and Washed Up
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Who is Hotter Spanish Girls or Portuguese
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Carry a Concealed Weapon, Because You Are a Loser Who Needs to Defend Himself
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Here’s Some Cheerleaders Wrestling, to End Your Day Off Right
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Because We All Have a Rough Night Now and Again
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The Japanede Can’t Show Pussy in Cartoons, but Are Free to Seel Girls Underwear out of Machines. I Don’t Get It.
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Some Cindy Crawford Bikini Action
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Makin’ Mommy and Daddy Proud!
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Victoria Beckham Looks More Like The Terminator Everyday
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Ryan Phillipe is a Fucking Cry Baby
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Some Hot Bitch From Some Country I Don’t Know Of
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I Don’t Understand the Whole Diaper Fetish Thing
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Jana Jordan Needs Some Ventilation
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Here’s a Photoshopped Picture of Britney that Almost Makes Her Look Normal. Almost
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If Less Attractive Men Make for Happier Marriages, Then I Must Be Don Juan
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A Hommage to Quentin Tarantino
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Flame Thrower Jamboree!
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The Hogans Are All Going to Jail Forever
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Natalie Werberuna Has a Fine, Fine Ass
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From Photobucket

Some Asian Naked in the Shower
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Some Young Girl Shows Off her Chubby Tits
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Some Girl Gets Naked and Poses For Her Boyfriend and You…
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Some Twisted Genital Weirdness
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Photobucket Porn
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Some Girl Flashin’ Her Junk
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Big Fat Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM

G-Love and Special Sauce
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More Public Enemy
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Let’s Get This Guy To Post Nudes of His Ex!
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Girls with Guns
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A Little Bit of Evan Angel
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What Could You NOT Do With Her?
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Underwear!! Whats YOUR Choice?
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Learn How Pregnancy Happens First Hand, and Then Throw Up Afterwards
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Boston
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Shine a Light OST – Rolling Stones
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New B-52’s Album – Funplex
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Thelonious Monk – Monk’s Dream
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Nujabes – Still Talking to You
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Diplo – Florida
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FabricLive 24 – Diplo
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Nada Surf – Hi/Low
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Jesus is My Homeboy
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Zarhn Feels Herself
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

Mar

Girls Aloud Chocolate Upskirt of the Day

I always feel like a virgin loser whenever I post pictures of some celebrity panty shot. It reminds me of some desperate loser sitting at home waiting for the bitch he obsesses about to slip up to give him more material to masturbate to because he’s pretty much exhausted all other material that’s come out of her. I tell myself that I do it for you fuckers because I think you’re that kind of guy, but reality is that I do it because I am lazy.

The good news is that you’re lazy too because if you were a creepy pervert, which you are, you’d go outside and hang out at the bottom of escalators at malls, or under tables at coffee shops or anywhere else you can get a glimpse of a girl’s underwear but you just can’t seem to bring yourself to get out of your pajamas because the world is a scary place…

Either way, Kit Kat is officially a bunch of porn peddlers who promote their product by posing it next to some UK popstar’s vagina in suggestive ways and all you good Christians should write that curt emails about how offended you are.

Posted in:Girls Aloud|Panty|Upskirt