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2022

03

May

Dove Cameron Got Them Tits On of the Day

Here’s Dove Cameron in what I’ll assume is some Met Gala satanist event that only the very special COVID immune because they are rich fucks get to attend in silly fucking costumes as the peasants look on in envy, which to me, at this stage in the game of Hollywood’s collapse, is pretty idiotic to partake in, yet these idiots all line up to partake in it, because they think they are special, or they are forced to by their teams to stay relevant, when I look at it and see nothing but a boring ass, lame ass, disgusting ass, event filled with the worst kind of trash, celebrating high fashion when looking like a bad costume party, in some weird fucking rich person ritual that you know ends with PIZZA eating…..because Hailey Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Jonas Brother, Kim K and Pete Davidson all left the event to eat PIZZA, a fact that I know without even watching any of this shit because it’s totally uninteresting to me….but they just can’t hide their symbolism of being satanic predators, or victims of satanic predators, like Dove Cameron who feels like a broken, lost, depressing girl in every social media post she posts….that may happen when you were once the PIZZA they all ate….assuming that conspiracy is legit….and really, conspiracy asides, these idiots planning this event like it matters, you know trying on outfits, and working with a team to get the right costume, is as lame as the fucking event is…..

If you’re rich and famous, why the fuck would you bother wasting your time going to this bullshit….some people even pay to go to this bullshit….don’t they have better things to do like not go to a stupid fucking event amongst a bunch of unimpressive assholes….weird.

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2022

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Underboob of the Day

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Pete Davidson tainted Kate Beckinsale who I guess was one stop on his ritualistic climb to the top of the food chain, ending up on Kim Kardashian, I guess is the top of the food chain, because in her food chain it’s about who eats the most souls of the people beneath her…..

Obviously, to the average spectator is a downgrade from even an old as shit Kate Beckinsale, because Kim K is old as shit too…she’s just about double the size of Beckinsale and about 1/100th the hotness, or less, depending on how disgusted you are by her freakish surgeries, procedures, body shape, and contribution to the destruction of humanity through vapid, social media, narcissism, and money grubbing….

But to the insider, the Kim K touch, is the best marketing hustle, the richest, the gold standard in “I’ve made it in the culture”…..which is sad..

No one, except Beckinsale’s creepy fans knew that she was fucking Pete, but they’d be mad at her fucking anyone, they’re the old school fan boy who rages when their girl gets dicked, it taints them for them and that upsets them…..kinda like Bieber fans being mean to his wife…they just can’t handle their love being violated by something that looks like he has AIDS…..

Point being, Beckinsale has still not rotted out, she still looks good, she still seems slutty, and I like it.

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2022

03

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t think I’ve ever made fun of a girl for having small tits, I mean I may have, but if I was making fun of the small tits, it was probably to make them feel insecure about the small tits, so that they’d show me how good the small tits actually were, you know making a girl insecure, since they are all so insecure, just look at all the filters and face injections being used on the daily, hot chicks ruining themselves for no good reason, other than to fit in with the Kardashians despite the Kardashians being trolls who crawled out of the depths of hell to ruin society….

The point is that I’ve always liked small tits, because when they come with a pussy, they’re just as feminine as big tits, and anyone who thinks a tiny tit is less impressive, or less hot than a big tit, is the kind of guy who would fuck a big dick tranny for the tits, and well, that’s not very hetero when there’s a dick involved, and doing it for the tits, makes you hella not straight when there’s a dick involved, so keep on calling people who like small tits perverts into young girls, when old bitches have small tits too weirdo, when we all know you’re a closet case who overcompensates for his gayness with a weird obsession with tits…..

“DID YOU SEE THE TITS ON THAT ONE”……is a sure fucking sign that you may be a fag…..

While small tit appreciation means you’re so straight, you like anything that has a pussy.

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2022

03

May

Katy Perry Big Tit of the Day

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Katy Perry is some satanist elite from a very rich family who managed to pretend that she was a popstar, not very well by the way, but people bought into it, because the radio told them so, not because they actually liked it, it’s some sort of witch craft that they do to us, casting spells, making money, and creating things like Katy Perry.

She’s consistently depressed me as a celebrity knowing that she managed to game the system at the level she gamed the system….in her early concerts of awkward dancing and annoying singing, the kind that I think legit rapes your brain and that no one has cancelled her for not having my consent to put those sound waves into me violently like it was a raging strap on….

I should sue.

But in her depressing me, she’s had big tits, and tese are heer big tits, getting ready for yet another satanic ritual, satanic hangout amongst her satanic peers who are all the worse people in the world, that we’ve managed to make think are the best people in the world…that’s on us I guess.

Seeing her strugglee to fit the big tits into the gown doesn’t bother me so much, so this MOM, who is NOT a MILF by my standards because I hate her, more a MILF if you can K-Fed her, still has solid tits that I’ll look at, no matter how many baby blood transfusions she had to take to get here, you know cuz tits are fun to look at….EVEN Katy Perry’s.

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2022

03

May

Nina Dobrev Swimsuit of the Day

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Nina Dobrev gets to live the Sugar Baby life, despite being a celebrity in her own right, that is just for show, so that the Sugar Daddy doesn’t know he’s a Sugar Daddy, but rather that she’s a working actress and influencer who doesn’t need his money…

One of the funniest ways the whores game their sugar daddies is paying for the first date, if you pay for the first date, the idiot rich guys don’t realize that you’re never going to pay again, they get so excited that they paid the first time rather than taking the free ride, so that they’ll never let them pay again…it’s a weird dynamic, but it works….

So if you’r a sugar baby out there, get a fake job like model or actress, maybe even get your own house or nice apartment to give the illusion you’re not there because dudes a billionaire, pay for dinners, and the Sugar Day will think he struck gold, and bitch can take it to the next level of sperm in the womb, to baby, to marriage, to child support, to alimony and free houses…..LIVING THE DREAM.

The nice thing about this Eastern European, who rolled through Canada on her way to the USA is that she’s got a pretty awesome body and has turned out to be way hotter than I thought she was, so if you’re going to sugar daddy anyone, this is the kind of girl you’d go for….

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2022

03

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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My tight pant diary of the weekend includes one 45 or 50 year old mom who clearly works out, on some walk with her old fat husband who I guess she’s trying to get healthy, since he works all day to pay for her expensive life…..and her ass was surprisingly pretty fucking solid looking, probably the pants, but that didn’t stop me from trying to make out her pussy mound from behind, I just wasn’t able to keep up with her pace…..luckily, just around the corner there was another extremely tight pant wearing girl, probably 19 or 20, straight off instagram and her tight pants looked far thinner, less power needed to hold it all together, because she was pretty much held together on her own….her ass round and halfway up her back….the kind you’d chip a tooth on if you could get close enough to trip and fall into it cuz you know she’s not letting you get close without a staged accident….the “Opps, did I do that” Urkel of perving out….I’ve felt all kinds of tits like that….it works.

Then there was an ass so wide, on an normal sized woman, but for whatever reason all her weight went to her ass and hips, it looked like a botched fake ass, but was likely just a genetic issue…and she walked through the grocery store, huge ass and all, not buying a thing, but basically rubbing up on both sides of the aisle at the same fucking time……

The point is, tight pants complete any shitty day, the more tight pants the better and motherfuckers, there’s a ton of tight pants out there to let you see pussy mounds, pussy fatness, in public, no cover charge…..the SFW, generally accepted as ok, make every street corner a stripclub without the stripping cuz the tight pants make the stripping unneccessary.

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2022

03

May

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

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I saw some stat that was put out by the race baiters, because they want people to think that everyone is racist, especially white people, at least that’s the angle they seem to be running with when everything, even Survivor, talks about race…

It’s some divide and conquer tactics, HATE EACH OTHER, not us, when really, no one I know personally hates any races, and I know some real shit people, they just hate assholes, which is reasonable…

Anyway, the stat that was put out was that there are lets say 10,000 rapes from black people against white women reported a year or something, I should probably google this to not piss people off with fake news, but this isn’t a new site, I don’t even know what kind of site this is, but it ain’t news motherfucker…..and there are 0 rapes by white people against black women….

Well, when Gabrielle Union is a survivor, when she was 19 years old and working part time at Payless, as people do, she was raped at gunpoint, only to survive from watching Oprah, and by suing Payless for negligence and settling….so that stat doesn’t mean black girls don’t get raped, or that they should be raped by white guys for equity or equality….just because 10,000 white women are raped by black people, doesn’t mean 10,000 black girls should be raped by white people to make things equal….

NO one should be doing any raping, unless it to yourself while staring at hot Gabrielle Union in a bikini, not that you can rape yourself, you know like granny always said, you can’t rape the willing, but you can always try. I believe in you.

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2022

03

May

Courtney Stodden Bikini of the Day

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When you’ve seen a babe like Courtney Stodden, who I think is one of the most wonderful creatures to crawl out of the tabloids as some child bride to some pervert who never went to jail, which is why I alway assumed she was never actually a child, but rather a 30 year old pretending to be a child for the tabloid fodder, only to have all the tabloids eat the story up and talk about it, I’m pretty sure she even did Dr Oz or Dr Phil or some other Oprah produced Dr show…..she was a pretty big fucking deal…and no one fucking cared that it was a potentially creepy situation, maybe she was a victim, they just ran with it, made fun of her, because they are bullies…BUT we were always here to support, to celebrate and to encourage Courtney to show us her clown sized tits, which I hate as a concept because I hate fake tits, but love in practice since they are tits, and if you’re going to jack yourself up with tits, you might as well make them clown sized, otherwise what’s the point.

The point is, if you’ve seen a babe like Stodden naked, do her bikini pics really matter, she’s got sex tapes or masturbation tapes out there for profit….and as it turns out, the bikini pics do matter because she’s hot. Think of is as foreplay before googling her masturbation videos that happened when the tabloids stopped caring and she had to reduce herself to sex work to get paid!

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2022

03

May

Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some saggy faced Gigi Hadid in a bikini that I am sure are photoshopped to shit….

In part because she’s had a kid and I don’t see her pussy and asshole hanging out of the skimpy bikini collection she’s recently launched, that you’d assume was unable to contain a mom pussy…..

In part because this does’t look like Gigi Hadid typically looks, but I do have facial recognition issues to begin with, so Gigi Hadid never looks like she typically looks to me, plus it’s been years of not being forced to look at Gigi Hadid because she wanted to step out of the limelight to make babies with One Direction, so who fucking knows.

It just seems like she’s either stopped getting fillers and now her face is looking a little Bull Dog, or maybe she’s got additional fillers, since she’s the oldest looking 27 year old around, but at least she’s not fat, which is really what matters when it comes to jerking off to MILFs…

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2022

03

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s a random ass collection of random ass bathing suit pics featuring random ass girls from random ass places around the internet…

Not all these swimsuit pics are created equally, not all the models are created equally, not all the pics are current, some of them look like they are from the 90s….it’s just a random catch all girls in bathing suits are more fun that girls in clothes which is why I don’t understand why I don’t live in a basement apartment in Cancun or some other ghetto ass resort town where the AIDS flows as hard as the Tequila….because I think staring at things girls wear to the beach would be a hell of a lot more fulfilling in person than by randomly pulling swimsuit pics off the fucking internet….you know since you can’t date rape your computer screen….even if you don’t take it on a date…which I guess would just make it rape….where as in resort towns in Mexico, they don’t even call it rape, they call it “VACATION MODE”…so I’ve heard….unless you’re that dead American who’s soul is still in Aruba thanks to vacation mode.

The point is, we don’t advocate for raping women in bathing suits, but we do advocate jerking off to them, because swimsuits are HOT…even in an era where you can google pics of basically anyone’s asshole. It’s a technocracy and it’s crazy how slutty we’ve become as a species.

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