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2008

20

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape of the Day

There was a rumor that Lohan had a sex tape with Callum Best, one of her many boyfriends and people are saying that this is a cell phone pic of her suckin’ dick. I am surprised Lohan actually sucks dick, I took her for the kind of girl who just lies there and lets you do things to her because she’s either too drunk, too lazy and too into herself to care about making you feel good, kinda like thinking she’s doing you a favor for letting you into her sacred place that so many others have ventured into, making it about as sacred as a seat on a city bus, but since it’s expensive and she’s famous, it’s far more luxurious and that’s something you should consider yourself lucky for getting a piece of….

I can’t make out whether the shit is her or not and all these sex scandals bore me because I’m not the one starring in the videos with these famous bitches, but if I was you would all love the way I awkwardly grab women’s tits before giggling and hiding under the sheets because I am shy.

Either way, here are her hard nipples on their way to a private jet….obviously a lesbian private jet…that’s why she’s got the boots on….

Here she is smoking….

Posted in:Blowjob|Lindsay Lohan|Sex Tape

2008

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My email got hacked or some shit, so I couldn’t get these links up fast enough. It’s 5 am and I forgot to sleep because I started drinking coconut flavored drinks and felt like I was on some sort of resort but unfortunately the only bikini clad pussy next to me was my obese wife in a nightgown….That didn’t stop me from playing volleyball with her big tits and now she is mad at me. I should sleep but before I do…Here are m links


Amy Winehouse Nipples Taped Hotness
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Watch this Stupid Fucking Video About Milk
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Pete Wentz Tried To Kill Himself, But Failed Because He Isn’t Good at Anything
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When Booty Shaking Goes Wrong
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The Wonderful World of Wendy The Slut…
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Make Your Own Video Projector and Watch Your Dad’s Porn Lifesize!
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Do Porn the Modern Way. Those Tapes from the 80’s Are Wearing Out
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Donald Trump Like to Use and Exploit Young Girls, So Long as They Aren’t His Daughter
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More Kristen Davis Meat Curtains, In Case You’re Planning on Redecorating
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Girls Don’t Talk to You In Real Life, So Talk to These Pictures and Pratice Your Conversation Skills
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Who’s Ass is the Hottest?? You Decide!
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Christ, The Comedian!
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Heather Mills is a Greedy Fucking Bitch
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Ashton Kutcher is Better than You
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Amy Winehouse Naked Isn’t as Scary as I thought It Would Be
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Some Chicks that May Give You The Time of Day. Maybe
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Charlize Theron Wants to Get Knocked Up, and I want to Help Her Achieve her Goal
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Two Dried Up, Old Vaginas that Are Past Their Prime
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Stop Lying to Your Friends About Being a Virgin
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Blow Up a Microwave, and Make Your Friend Hate You as Much as I Do
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Jessica Alba is Unhappy, Probably Because She is Fat and Pregnant, and Her Career is Over
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Convert All Your YouTube Videos to DVD
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More Reasons I need a Secretary
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So THAT’S Why They Said not to Press the Red Button
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When Voyeur Film Goes Wrong
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Best Version of the Termintor to Date Right Here
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Sophie Howard Makes Me Wanna Move Accross the Pond
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Spiderman Does a Face Plant
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Audrina Patridge is Naked, and You Should Take a Look
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What a Pain in the Anus!
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These Babes are Surfing and I want to Bang them All
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Brides that Look Like Hell. More Reasons to Never Get Married
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Try and Have Sex Today, It Will be Worth the Work You Put In
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Formula 1 Race in the Snow
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I Wanna Slap Rhianna’s Ass Like You slap Your Wang Every Morning
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Lohan is Possibly a Dyke, or Possibly Just Doing it for Publicity.
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Fun on the Trampoline
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The Worst Toy Ever Made
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All the Dancing with the Stars People are Fucking Each Other. How Do I Get on that Show?
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Piracy is a Fun Kind of Crime
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Lauren Conrad Has Ticks
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Some Chick Named Mylene Jampanoi Naked
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Paulie Shore Blaming Black Comedians for his Lack of Work
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FROM THE FORUM!

Underground Kingz
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Show Me Your Desktop, and I’ll Show you Mine
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Some Morning Show Link that Made Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Stripper in Training
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The Things People Do for Jesus (Martinez)
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some College Party Slut Lookin’ Girl Naked Self Shot
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Some Big Black Tits
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Some Weird Couple to Close Up Oral
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A Compilation of Internet Whores
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Some Amateur Vagina
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Naked in Water
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Emo Goth Chick Showing Some Tit
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Some More Party Girls Modeling Their Bikinis…SLUTS…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

Mar

Adriana Lima Naked for GQ of the Day


I don’t really care about photoshoots because they are all white washed, airbrushed and not real life, but I figure since I always complain about how busted some of these celebrities look in bikinis on the beach, I’d throw up this naked Lima pictures from GQ because she’s got a hot body.

The last time I was on the beach was a long time ago the only bitches who get half naked or topless seem to be European middle aged women who have had so many kids that their old lady floppy tits and ravaged loosed skinned stomachs aren’t something they are insecure about anymore, it’s something they’ve grown to accept, because if they didn’t then they’d be forced to jump off a bridge or some shit. It’s the equivalent of a fat lady wearing jogging pants out in public because the elastic waistband is he only thing that fits. It’s never the tight bodied teen lookin’ for a tan to bring home to her boyfriend who runs around with her hot body naked. So being a pervert, I was forced to stare at any nipples the ocean offered but I wasn’t very happy about it.

Here are those Adriana Lima pics because this shit never happens in real life….

Watch the Behind the Scenes Photoshoot Video You Pervert.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|GQ|Photoshoot

2008

19

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Gives Head at 13 of the Day

I got this email:

funny little fact- kristin cavallari taught me to give head on a flashlight at Camp Edwards in 2001 ( she went to my highschool, barrington high school, but then she got kicked out because she brought weed to school).

funnier fact- i’m drunk as fuck but fact number 1 is still true. i’ll send pics.

p.s. she’s actually a nice lil girl.. except for the fact that she was givin head at age 13

Firstly, I don’t trust any of my readers to have ever known anyone famous, let alone gone to the same camp as someone famous, but since Kristin Cavallari isn’t famous, I call this message FACT. There’s nothing wrong with a 13 year old giving head, unless it’s on you, you dirty old fuckin’ pervert. And there’s nothing wrong with her teaching her friends how to do it proper in camp, it’s kind of the rich girl way, along with developing an eating disorder, cocaine addiction and Paris Hilton attitude by the time they are 16….

It’s a whole new generation out there, I’ve heard about this young girl fucking shit on Oprah and I am jealous because when I was 13, the only head I was getting was the head on my root beer float….actually I was too poor for root beer floats, I just couldn’t figure out a joke for this. I am not very good at this blogging shit.

Posted in:Camp|Head|Kristin Cavallari

2008

19

Mar

Spitzer’s Whore was on Girls Gone Wild of the Day


Ashley Alexandra Dupré was a Girls Gone Wild Girl – It’s Spring Break 2005: anything goes a few years ago. If you’ve never seen Girls Gone Wild, you’d realize that it’s not a far cry from sucking rich jew dick for 1000 dollars an hour. It’s actually the pre-requisite because Joe Francis likes to take his staff on test rides before giving them the opportunity of a lifetime, or at least that’s his manipulative line because false promises of fame gets pussy wet.

What GGW does is along with giving 18 year old American’s on Spring Break in Mexico an insane amount of booze so they make out with their friends or flash their tits, only for their dads to find out and be ashamed of when watching late night infomercials, is interlace that party footage with shit set up with real pornstars/escorts that involves being in the hotel room and having a lesbian shower, shave and shit without the actually shitting because that’s not really his market, but it is mine….Either way, it turns out Ashley Alexandra Dupre was that hired girl who ended up dyking out on camera.

The truth is that she’s just a girl with a dream, doing whatever it takes to get to the top and Girls Gone Wild didn’t work for her but was accessible, so she hit the next opportunity to use her pussy to get her where she wants to be. This scandal has put her name on the map and the reality is that most girls use their pussies to get ahead anyway, because that’s the kind of cruel world we live in. I’d like to survey every famous singer, actress and model to see if they ever fucked to get something they wanted, hell, I’d like to survey every woman in the world to see if they’ve ever fucked a dude to get something they wanted. Just because you do it behind closed doors doesn’t mean you’re not a whore, sweetheart….

Either way, I hear Paris and Kardashian like this bitches style, they can related and want to trade secrets on taking loads in their cunts without getting pregnant. It really is a talent!

UPDATE:

Watch the Censored Video
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Close to 5,000,000 People Have Listened to Her Song…Proving Sex Scandals Are Good Marketing…I Need a Drunkenstepfather Sex Tape To Put Me on the Map
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Posted in:GGW|Spitzer|Whore

2008

19

Mar

Audrina From the Hills Gets Naked of the Day

I never really understand what goes through a girls mind when she takes naked pictures of herself, but then again I am not a reality TV star on one of the worst shows on TV. It’s obviously got something to do with wanting to get more exposure, because they know that nakedness means a lot more attention than just staging a nipple slip or upskirt or whatever the fuck else these bitches do to get famous, when not ready to go all the way with a sex tape. It’s like bitch thinks she’s too classy to get a dick in her on camera for the world to see, but she’ll dress like a cheap stripper in a slutty school girl outfit to show off her tits.

The story is they were an audition set she wanted to send to Playboy when she was fresh out of highschool, sexually charged and thought she was hotter than she is because daddy bought her a set of fake tits for her birthday because she already had everything else that she ever wanted and she wanted to show them off. She’s like every tacky club slut I see, with their short skirts and low cut top, showing off their Playboy Bunny tattoo as they step out of their Range Rover and I guess these pics really aren’t that big of a deal, since she’s not spreading her pussy apart, and this is some discount bargain basement version of an erotic photoshoot, but I guess if you’ve ever wanted to see her tits, now you can.

Check Out the Entire Set By Clickin’ This Link Cuz I Can’t Find the Fuckin’ Pictures to Steal….They all Have a Stupid Fucking Tag Across Them and Rumor is They Cost 10,000 Dollars Each, Money This Poor Mother Fucker Doesn’t Have and If I Did, I’d Spend it On Hookers.
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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Naked|Photoshoot

2008

19

Mar

Shannon Elizabeth is Dancing with the Stars of the Day

So I figure that you didn’t watch Dancing with the Stars because you aren’t that comfortable with your sexuality and you’re scared it’ll make you want to take up dance since it’s so graceful and you don’t want your friends to call you a fag for it, so you do everything in your power to stay the fuck away from that shit. Even when an ex-Playboy cover girl is the ‘Star” dancing a fool in what looks like a panty-shirt showing off her legs.

The funny thing about this show is that the stars they find are hardly stars so when I watch a clip I have a hard time figuring out who is the famous one and who is the hired dancing instructor? It seems that they are so desperate to get people on the show that if you were an uncredited extra in a movie, like I was back when I drunkenly walked on set of a movie shoot at 5 am a few years ago, you’d qualify for the show….That said…I’ll put my dancing shoes on, I want to show the world how this man moves. It’s really quite angelic.

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Shannon Elizabeth

2008

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the coffee shop today and I saw this dude who was in his late 50s, the chick in her 20s sitting together and I assumed they were father and daughter out having a coffee together. They asked me if I had any weed, which happens to me all the time because I look fat, lazy and homeless and they assume that I knew the street well enough to hook them up. When I told them I thought it was weird they’d be lookin’ for weed together, in some kind of father/daughter smoking weed together is awkward way, they turned around and told me they needed it because dude threw his back out 2 years earlier and it’s the only way he can really fuck her proper.

I figure some things are better left unsaid to some dude you meet in a coffee shop, but instead asked them if I could watch them go at it, they said no so here are my links.


Drag Queen Hooker is X-Tina’s Signature Style
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Shepard Fairey Interview that Was Kind of Cool
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Some Jessica Alba Goodness from Before She Was Knocked Up
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Steal a Bike Instead of Driving a Car. That’s What I do
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Britney Spears is Going to Be as Poor as I am Soon
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Some German Top Models Nudes Were Leaked, But that Doesn’t Surprise Me Because Germans Like Dirty Sex
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Real Girl to Fuck
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My Kind of Women. Except for the Fact that They Wouldn’t Give Me the Time of Day.
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Japenese Cheerleaders Give Me a Reason to Celebrate
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SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!!
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Ana Barros is in Her Bikini
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Women That Are Seen and Not Heard. Exactly How I like Them to Be
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Lohan Really Knows How to Keep Good Company
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Mariah Carey: People Think I am a Ditz
Us: uhh..No Shit!!
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Sex is Awesome, and This is Proof
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Here’s Some Porn You Won’t Have to Worry About Your Mom Finding
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Amy Winehouse is Diseased and I Want to Bang Her Cuz She Probably Smells Better than My Wife
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Gweneyth Paltrow is Fucking Boring
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Janet Jackson is Fucking Weird
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Get Rid of a Hickey, In Case a Girl Ever Touches You and You Don’t Want Your Mom To see
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Her Name is Liza Li and These are her German Playboy Pics…Worth Checking
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Kate Moss Nipples Posing as Wildflowers Photoshoot Hotness
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Wax On or Whacks Off Video
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Reader Remakes Addicted to Love Video – I Have No Fucking Idea Why….
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The Girl Who Killed Steve Irwin Has a Clothing Line
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Some Uncensored MTV Dirty Times With Cussin and Nudity
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Here’s a Hot Argentina Model You Want to FUck
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The Best Ad Starring a Bikini Model and Her Box
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Some Dude’s Funny Sex Offender Notification That You Dream About Getting
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Here’s Some Cisco Adler Talking About Gossip Shit Because He’s a Star
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Candice Michelle and Her Friend Showing Their Tits
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Some College Panty Party Pictures
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The 10 Greatest Huge Boob Exercises Videos
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Sophie Monk in a Mini Skirt Cuz I Love Her
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Heather Mills in Immature and I Want to Slap Her in the Face
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Fucking with Telemarketers is Fun
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My Kind of Window Washer
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Check Out This Nut Kicking Bitch
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Okay Some Japanese Gameshows are Even too Weird for Me
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Sarah Gibsom is Topless. Thats All I Have to Say About That
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You Stay Classes Baby!
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Katie Holmes is Lookin Haggard
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I Think I Need To Star in The Bachelor, Cause These Bitches Sound Like My Kind of Women
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Laundry Work Out For Your Body. And Hers Too
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I Guess You Will Have to Do
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What If Every Video on the Internet Got Deleted?
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Bikini Guitar Hero. That’s What I’m Talking About
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I’d Fuck Aunt Rebecca from Full House. But She’s No Stamos…
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Morgan Kennedy Looks Tight
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Some Hott Blonde that All Thr Brits are Diggin’
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Random Hot Girls That Want to Be Seen by You in Maxim. Seriously
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Rianne Hogan is Topless and Posing for GQ
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Apparently the Chavs in London Don’t Like Little Wayne
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These Animals Have Drinking Problems and Fuck, I can Relate to That
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100 Best Natural Breasts
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Here’s a DJ MIX By One of You That’s Worth Listening To
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FROM THE FORUM

The Journey Thread
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Teminator 3, Because I guess Terminators 1 and 2 Weren’t Enough for Some People
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Some Good Alyssa Milano Shots
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Some Liz Vicious Goodness
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Some Latina Ass
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Young ‘uns
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Tokyo Police Club – A Lesson In Crime
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Journey – The Essential Journey
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Def Leppard – Hysteria
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Robert Plant – Fate of Nations
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The Vines – Best of
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Peter Gabriel – SO
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Foldable Machine Gun
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Solitaire Suite 2008
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A man walks into a bar…
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Mommy Asks for a New Dress
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Mar

Bai Ling’s Personal Pics of the Day

Her name is Bai Ling and I have no fucking idea what the fuck she does in her life, I just know that she attends all kinds of events and has the ability to always flash the camera her bigger than my dick nipples. That’s not saying much about my penis size, but it is saying something about her nipples….

Either way, I came across some of her personal pictures, so in the event that you were wondering what the fuck this whore does when she’s no too busy doing nothing, here’s your answer. From what I gather from my investigative skills as a tried, tested and true stalker who has served some time for my talent, she pretty much does nothing in her everyday life too.

The good news is that at least one person thinks she’s hot and that one person is her, proven by all the fucking pictures she takes of herself because no one else will….

Posted in:Bai Ling|Personal|Pics|Slut

2008

18

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Her Panties of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Kim Kardashian has an official site that I won’t link here because she’s already too famous for her own good and she’s promoting it the only way she knows how, but posting slutty pictures of herself on it. She’s in panties and that’s a little bit more than what she was wearing while Ray J pissed on her face in their sex tape. As much as I hate on her for being 20 pounds overweight and a talentless whore who offers nothing to the world, you gotta give some love to a girl who lets you videotape you pissing on her. I am not entirely into treating my women like toilets, unless they deserve it, but seeing a chick with no self respect because letting that happen means she has no self respect but a need to get attention, opens up so many possibilities of the things she’d be willing to do to you if your dick was big enough to get around that ass and if your sister was her employer. She’s in these pictures with that Audrey O’Day or whatever the fuck her name is from Danity Kane if you were wondering, which you probably weren’t because you’re too busy crying.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Panties