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2007

23

Oct

I am – Chloe Sevigny Hiding Her Ugly Face of the Day

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I heard that Kids was actually a documentary and Chloe Sevingy really has AIDS or at least looks like she does. I am convinced that all hipsters have AIDS because they all bang the same people since the scene is small and the talent pool is limited and when all fucked up after partying all night, sex is good, even if your friend slammed the same chick 2 nights before, because without your friend, you would have met her or got her back to your place. He was your in.

The reality is that Kids scared the fuck out of a generation of teenagers in the mid-90s. Every girl and guy were rockin’ condoms because the movie made them think AIDS was everywhere and that kinda sucked when I was in a raw doggin mood, but at least I don’t have AIDS because of it. Kids today don’t have that kind of fear instilled in them and they grew up watching porn and unprotected sex is just the way it’s done. No one they knows has AIDS. They have seen their icons like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (hahaha) banging on tape without condoms and watch all those Hip Hop videos and shit turning them all into loose in the hipped sluts. So my prediction is that this “sexual revolution” where kids are fucking because they have the parts to fuck, without the knowledge to fuck well or fuck smart, is that everyone will have Aids in 10 years and people like Chloe Sevigny will be seen as leaders in the movement since she’s been had the germ since 95…or at least that’s what I heard because this bitch was an original new generation cocaine hipster in the New York fashion scene in the 90s and was banging people like Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo because she’s so artistic. She was best friends with models and people in bands and useless Bijou Phillips trash and other rich kids on coke who pretend to know what’s up because they are glorified groupies of people who are actually doing things and because they are constantly looking for the next “cool” thing to spend their trust fund money on.

But the point is to say that I guess she deserves some credit for being a good enough actor that people didn’t realize how ugly she was because ugly people scare me and don’t deserve paparazzi following them..but at least she’s coming to terms with shit and boxing out her face so we don’t have to relive the tragedy that childhood car accident did to her face. I actually don’t know if there was actually a childhood accident, but it would only make sense if there was. On a positive side, at least she’s got some nice long legs, dresses like a clown and sucks unprotected dick badly in mainstream movies, because even with AIDS, condom blowjobs just don’t make sense to me. Cuddles.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat people banging disgusts me. I have been with fat girls and my vaginal penis just couldn’t make it’s way into all the right places, our stomachs or her fat ass kept getting in the fucking way, so god knows why the fuck I married a fat chick, because I hate them so fuckin’ much, but I guess I was lonely and found it comforting to have someone pay my rent for me.

Now here is the sequel to yesterday’s Gisele bikini pictures, where we get a solid look at her small, tight ass, and it may not make black people or white people who pretend to be black people excited, it works for me because bitch is skinny and that’s kinda my thing and as a follow up to yesterday’s question about whether she had a dick or not, it looks like she’s got some vagina definition, so either she’s legit or she’s just good at tucking things in and taping them down.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen's Bikini Ass of the Day

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I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat people banging disgusts me. I have been with fat girls and my vaginal penis just couldn’t make it’s way into all the right places, our stomachs or her fat ass kept getting in the fucking way, so god knows why the fuck I married a fat chick, because I hate them so fuckin’ much, but I guess I was lonely and found it comforting to have someone pay my rent for me.

Now here is the sequel to yesterday’s Gisele bikini pictures, where we get a solid look at her small, tight ass, and it may not make black people or white people who pretend to be black people excited, it works for me because bitch is skinny and that’s kinda my thing and as a follow up to yesterday’s question about whether she had a dick or not, it looks like she’s got some vagina definition, so either she’s legit or she’s just good at tucking things in and taping them down.


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Gisele Bundchen|Nipples|Unsorted|Vagina|Wedgie

2007

22

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it turns out a few people do read this site because I got an email from someone who told me they overheard a dude in a bar call something “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. I am pretty sure that I coined the term because I’ve been saying it for a long fucking time and I can’t remember ever hearing anyone ever say it other than me. Most people just kinda laugh awkwardly around me when I do say it and because it’s just so fucking stupid and only someone as stupid as me could come up with something as equally stupid as that expression. So I doubt that anyone would come up and that they got it from this site and that means I am going to the fuckin’ top one nipple slip at a time, it’s just taking a long fucking time, because I still have to steal money from my wife for cigars.

Katie Holmes Has a See Through Top
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Who Would You Rather Do Perfect for You….
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Watch Some Massive Tits Review The Transformers DVD
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Some Girl Goes Fucking Crazy In Her Bed In Lingerie…..
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Alyssa Milano Lap Dance Video
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Stacy Keibler Divas Do New York Video of a Photoshoot Where She’s Wearing Very Little
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Some Girl Rips a Huge Fart
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Jessica Biel Gets Her Ass Grabbed By A Chick Because She’s a Dude
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Fergie Showing Off Her Abs and Ass in Thailand Performing With the Black Eyed Peas
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Some Chick Named Lucy Carrols Does Penthouse Naked…
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Christina Milian Lookin’ Hot at Some Event Showing Off Her TIts
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Cracked.com Writer Describes Porn He’s Watching Video
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Ashley TIsdale Is Doing a Mall Tour To Promote Her Shitty Music in a Stupid Outfit
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Look Down Melissa Joan Hart’s Shirt Because Her Tits Look Big
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Mena Suvari is Topless for Vanity Fair
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L.A. Lakers Caught Betting On Illegal Street Fights Video
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Britney Out in Some Shorts
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J-Lo Performing In Maternity Wear for All You Ready to Drop Fetishists
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Amanda Bynes Wears Short Shorts
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Hayden Panettiere’s Pinup Pictures for Vanity Fair
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Hayden Panettiere’s Bent Over in Shorts Pictures Because You Like Dumpy Ass Short Legged Famous Chicks
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Tara Reid Has Amazing Cleavage Now That She Got Her Shitty Tit Job Re-Done, I Wonder If She Still Has Nipples
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Tricia Helfer Nipple Slip Pictures Because You Like Nipples Even When You Don’t Know Who the Bitch They Belong To Is
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Lohan Lookin Hot Except for her Loser New Boyfriend Who She Needs To Cheat on Now…
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Sophie Monk is Naked for Vegetarians and For Me Because I Think She’s Got It Going On….
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Britney Gastineau is the Anorexic I Love Because She’s Anorexic of the Day
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Some Chick Named Tania Zaetta Posing in Some Kind of Thong
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Kid Rock Gets Arrested at the WaffleHouse Because He’s a Rockstar
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Some Billie Piper Photoshoot Where You Can See Her Panties, IF You Don’t Mind Her Fucked Up Jaw
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Heidi Montag and Her Boyfriend Almost Died…But Didn’t Because God Hates Us.
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Tila Tequila’s Showing Off her Naked Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam Girl is Ready for Halloween
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3 Teens Banging Dildos Together which is More Fun That 1 Teen Banging a Dildo Alone
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Listen to Kim Kardashian Talk About How Justin Timberlake is Her Dream Date Scroll Down To Find It…
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Some Pissing in Public Video
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This is Insane – Sex While Driving Video
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Some Woman Runs Over a Midget and He Makes Her Suck His Dick or He’ll Sue Video
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Lenny Kravitz’s Daughter is Kinda Hot
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This is One of the Main Reason’s I Fucking Hate Frat Boys…With a Passion….
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Some Girls Aloud Performing Cellphone Pics
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Petra Nemcova’s Got Some New Lingerie Pics
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Check Out the War on Terror’s Logo – It is Fucking Hysterical and I Can’t Take Shit Serious
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Some Hot Cheerleaders from Around the World
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Look How Tight This Older Chick Is In This Micro Bikini…I Am Almost Blown Away
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Some Hot Tennis Chick
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Which Sleazy 2008 Calendar is your Favorite
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Dancing…When She Really Should be Doing Aerobics Cuz She’s Fat
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Do You Know This Girl Cuz She’s Showing Off Her Vagina
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Vote For Me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards I Want to Win
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Some Dude Confesses His Problems in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl Shows Her Box in the stepFORUM
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Stream Some Band Called the West Indian Girls Album. I am Not Saying They Are Good….I am Saying You Can Stream The Album
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Paris Hilton Wants to Get Frozen So That She Can Live For Thousands of Years Because Science Hates Us….
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Pink and Her Husband Finally Break Up Because He Remembers that He Likes Vagina
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Ivanna Pallotti is Some Argentinian Model Posing in a Bikini
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Use This to Get Laid on Halloween
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Porns Sexx is Not A Good Porn Site
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Bonus

The Best Fucking Mix I’ve Heard in a Long time by an Artist Named WALE!!! Called 100 Miles and Running Mixed by Nick Catchdubs
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2007

22

Oct

I am – Claire Danes Signing Autographs of the Day

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Last I checked, My So Called Life was canceled over a decade ago. I know all the grunge kids related to this intense bitch and all her drama and flannel because no one knew what cutting was in the 90s. Her fan base should be grown up by now and over it, you know working and taking care of their kids and shit. But I guess this is a Megan Fox dating the dude from 90210 situation, because it looks like someone is asking Claire Danes for an autograph like she matters. I guess people are just into celebrities and her being asked for an autograph is the same reason dudes like Dane Cook or Jamie Kennedy or any motherfucker who’s been on TV at least once fuck groupie bitches when they roll through your hometown, even though dudes like that aren’t relevant enough to have groupies, because local girls think it’s a status symbol because they are idiots.

I can only assume that she’s either got some dude on payroll who pretends to be a fan to make her feel famous, or maybe she’s signing it for some blind kid, because anyone who have eyes that work will notice that bitch is so fucking busted that she reminds me of my childhood Christmas when all I’d get was broken toys and she has some green fucking teeth like she’s been sucking off the Grinch or maybe just not brushing because she’s too busy not having a career anymore.


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Posted in:Autographs|Busted|Claire Danes|Disgusting|Green Teeth|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Some Old Named Francesca Dellera Showing Off Her Old Tits of the Day

This woman tried to sue me for defamation, even though my site is satirical and I mock everyone…

I know the no names are most likely the ones to sue…It happened with Victoria Silvstedt…it happened with so many others before her…it’s just not high profile enough for me to bother fighting it……and by not high profile enough – I mean – who the hell is she? I’m probably the only person who has ever posted on her…and she found me by googling herself….she should be paying me for this exposure….Idiots.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Beyonce in a Leotard of the Day

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I have said it before and I will say it again because I think that this message needs to get across to the public more than it already has and that is that I love leotards. They are one of the few pieces of clothing that touch the tits, ass and pussy at the same time and that’s more skills than you have. I know that isn’t saying much but it’s saying something.

I remember when I first got with a girl in the 90s who was wearing a bodysuit and since I never really spent all that much time with ballerinas and gymnasts, I didn’t know what the fuck to do when trying to get into her panties. I was like reaching down her pants and couldn’t find an entry point. Eventually I figured out that shit had snaps in the crotch and I worked my way in, too bad she was asleep, I am sure she would have loved it as much as I did.

That doesn’t change the fact that Beyonce is thick as fuck and should be running on the treadmill a little more than emotionally eating every time her boyfriend goes on tour with the younger/hotter model, but I still think she’s worth wallet fucking because this bitch is rich, even if her time to shine has left us and her future takes more of the shape of a fat Gospel singer. At least she’ll always have God on her side.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s TIts Blow Candles and Not Dick of the Day

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I hate the word Douche and Douchebag with a fucking passion. I don’t know why this shit got picked up so aggressively the last couple of years because people have been saying it a long time. The only really experience I have with douche bags is when I worked at a Pharmacy and some old fucking lady came up to me and asked where she could find the 3 Gallon douche bags. I didn’t really know how to react so I took her big vagina to the douche section and could only find her the 1/2 gallon douche bag. She was furious and I said she could just use the half gallon one 12 times and she wasn’t impressed.

Either way, I accidentally dropped the word douche this weekend for the first time, because I guess I am like you and easily influenced by the media and people around me, and when I realized that shit came out of my mouth, I wanted to kill myself.

Speaking of suicide, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday with her tits at Les Deux in Los Angeles. I don’t know how old she is, but another year older means another year closer to death, and let’s face it she might as well just speed up the process because she’s a waste of fucking space and that would only prove she’s not too stupid to realize it. But I do like watching her blow out her candles on her cakes that are even more obnoxious that she is even though it’s not as exiting as her blowing black men, but it’s good enough for monday morning entertainment.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's TIts Blow Candles and Not Dick of the Day

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I hate the word Douche and Douchebag with a fucking passion. I don’t know why this shit got picked up so aggressively the last couple of years because people have been saying it a long time. The only really experience I have with douche bags is when I worked at a Pharmacy and some old fucking lady came up to me and asked where she could find the 3 Gallon douche bags. I didn’t really know how to react so I took her big vagina to the douche section and could only find her the 1/2 gallon douche bag. She was furious and I said she could just use the half gallon one 12 times and she wasn’t impressed.

Either way, I accidentally dropped the word douche this weekend for the first time, because I guess I am like you and easily influenced by the media and people around me, and when I realized that shit came out of my mouth, I wanted to kill myself.

Speaking of suicide, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday with her tits at Les Deux in Los Angeles. I don’t know how old she is, but another year older means another year closer to death, and let’s face it she might as well just speed up the process because she’s a waste of fucking space and that would only prove she’s not too stupid to realize it. But I do like watching her blow out her candles on her cakes that are even more obnoxious that she is even though it’s not as exiting as her blowing black men, but it’s good enough for monday morning entertainment.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Gisele Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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I thing I like about Gisele is the mystery of whether she has a vagina or not. Bitch is from Brazil and everyone I talk to who knows anything about Brazil say they have the hottest lady-boys in the world and that you can’t even tell the difference and when drunk and in Brazil, who needs to tell the difference, especially if AIDS is your thing.

I used to know this fag who didn’t know he was a fag but was obsessed with Tranny porn, he claimed it wasn’t gay because he was only into lady-boys slamming chicks and not dudes slammin’ lady-boys up their lady-boy asses, so he was convinced shit was less gay than watching straight porn because the dude looked like a chick and it was more like hybrid lesbian porn with some chick with dick shit instead of a strap on but still 2 sets of tits and 1 dick, instead of that faggot ass straight porn you watch, because I know you’re not actually getting off to the chick getting fucked but to the porn dick. Fag.

Either way, bitch has some serious legs, and I guess even if they lead to a fat cock, I’d still have no choice but to watch her jerk off on my fatty man tits, because I have a thing for models.


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