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2007

29

Oct

I am – Elvira’s Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Elvira because it’s Halloweeen and being Elvira means that you can only work for this one week a year which works out nicely for her because she’s gotta be in her 60s and this shit is some semi-retired living in Florida career. All she has to do is squeeze herself into some kind of tight motherfucking outfit, show off her big tits and show up,

Speaking of squeezing into tight clothes, I was walking down the street today, and as you all know, leggings are all the fucking rage for young girls thanks to American Apparel. Well it turns out that fat girls with fat asses think that since shit’s in style, they have a right to offend all of us with their tight pants and big asses all hanging out all over the motherfucking place. I don’t know where I am going with this, because I am too nice to call a girl out for being fat and offensive, but I Elivra reminded me of what I saw and felt the need to drop it like it’s hot, when really it’s not hot at all, it’s the shit that’s turning all these young dude’s gay.

Either way, I know a lot of girls who would love to get paid for that kind of thing, but instead are doing it for free, or for STDs and babies, so in a lot of ways Elvira is living the dream and it’s really too bad that she’s not asked to attend more Christmas, New Years, Easter, Labor Day and Independence Day events.


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2007

29

Oct

I am – Elvira's Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Elvira because it’s Halloweeen and being Elvira means that you can only work for this one week a year which works out nicely for her because she’s gotta be in her 60s and this shit is some semi-retired living in Florida career. All she has to do is squeeze herself into some kind of tight motherfucking outfit, show off her big tits and show up,

Speaking of squeezing into tight clothes, I was walking down the street today, and as you all know, leggings are all the fucking rage for young girls thanks to American Apparel. Well it turns out that fat girls with fat asses think that since shit’s in style, they have a right to offend all of us with their tight pants and big asses all hanging out all over the motherfucking place. I don’t know where I am going with this, because I am too nice to call a girl out for being fat and offensive, but I Elivra reminded me of what I saw and felt the need to drop it like it’s hot, when really it’s not hot at all, it’s the shit that’s turning all these young dude’s gay.

Either way, I know a lot of girls who would love to get paid for that kind of thing, but instead are doing it for free, or for STDs and babies, so in a lot of ways Elvira is living the dream and it’s really too bad that she’s not asked to attend more Christmas, New Years, Easter, Labor Day and Independence Day events.


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2007

29

Oct

I am – Teri Hatcher Ruins Halloween of the Day

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Teri Hatcher takes halloween to heart and shows up at some kids charity to scare the fuck out of everyone in the fucking place. I don’t think that was her plan but halloween is the time to celebrate death and she’s been doing a lot of celebrating for the last 10 years because bitch looks like fucking death and has for a long time.

I was at some fish market, not because I eat fish but because I like the smell and just can’t get enough of it. The Old Greeks guys who run the place were talking about Desperate Housewives and how much they love it and how they want to bend Eva Longoria and teach her the greek olive oil way. I realized that they would be better bloggers than me and had to leave even though it smelled like heaven and by heaven I mean like some washed up old hooker who had three days of cum still up inside her.

Either way, I like how she smeared her last period before she menopause that she kept in the fridge on her lips as some kind of ceremonial celebration sacrifice.


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2007

29

Oct

I am – Lauren Conrad’s Got Booze of the Day

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Finally, some pictures of Lauren Conrad that I can jerk off to because I find booze the hottest thing out there and it’s safe to say that I am in love with alcohol, it’s been the most reliable friend in my life and has never real done me wrong, other than all the stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, like driving, or having unprotected sex with sluts, but for the most part we’ve had a lot of good times. So seeing Lauren Conrad buying all this booze for her party makes me want to be on a shitty reality TV show so that I can afford my very own trip to the alcohol store like this. This is the shit that makes me want to win the lottery or rob some old bitch, because I never really cared about the nice cars or houses money buys, I just care about trips to the liquor store.

I can only assume that Lauren Conrad’s putting all this effort into stocking up her bar in hopes that this booze will make some poor fucker drunk enough to fuck her or at least think she’s worth a fuck.


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2007

29

Oct

I am – Lauren Conrad's Got Booze of the Day

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Finally, some pictures of Lauren Conrad that I can jerk off to because I find booze the hottest thing out there and it’s safe to say that I am in love with alcohol, it’s been the most reliable friend in my life and has never real done me wrong, other than all the stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, like driving, or having unprotected sex with sluts, but for the most part we’ve had a lot of good times. So seeing Lauren Conrad buying all this booze for her party makes me want to be on a shitty reality TV show so that I can afford my very own trip to the alcohol store like this. This is the shit that makes me want to win the lottery or rob some old bitch, because I never really cared about the nice cars or houses money buys, I just care about trips to the liquor store.

I can only assume that Lauren Conrad’s putting all this effort into stocking up her bar in hopes that this booze will make some poor fucker drunk enough to fuck her or at least think she’s worth a fuck.


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2007

29

Oct

I am – Paris Hilton Does Halloween of the Day

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I was at some Halloween jam last night. I don’t really remember much about it because that’s what happens when I drink. I think it has something to do with the older I get the stupider I get or some shit, but that’s probably a good thing. I was actually pretty disappointed in the costumes, there weren’t as many vagina slips on my face as I expected, but I did get stuck talking to some dude about junk food for half the night and couldn’t escape. He was going on and on about how he distributes junk food and he was a nice guy. I had to tell him that I had to go look for pussy and as much as I look like a fat guy who loves junk food, I am really a fat guy who likes creeping hot sluts in costumes out.

It’s nice to see that the creative process that Paris and Nicky went through in coming up with these costumes was a matter of walking into a sex shop and choosing whichever costume spoke to them. I am a lot more into whores who can at least come up with something inspired with the whore clothes they have lying around and it’s safe to say that Paris would have been a lot more ironic if she went out as a herpes scab, but I guess she realizes that I am the only person who finds herps scabs hot.

Paris as a Sexy Sail-Whore

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Paris as a Naughty Alice in Wonderland

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2007

27

Oct

I am – Blocked in Germany While Lohan Leaves Dance Studios of the Day

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So it looks like the Germans are like Paypal and don’t like me very much.

it seems like the ISP AliceDSL (www.alice-dsl.de) blocked access to www.drunkenstepfather.com

Since a week a two, I am not able to access one of my favorite websites and it’s only your website. I can perfectly access it through anonymizers such as Tor or by using other ISPs but this certain ISP blocks access to Drunkenstepfather.com.

Maybe you want to investigate further or make it public somehow…

I thought German’s were into shitting on each other and beating each other up. I didn’t realize that they were still Nazis, only instead of hating the non-aryans and fags, they hate me. Here are some pictures of Lohan leaving some dance studio prepping for some tango movie, because she probably hates me too, even though I plan on knocking her off the wagon with my dick. It may be small, limp and useless but that just means it’ll take more effort.


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2007

27

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t what it was with drinking that made me fascinated with the dude who plays Borat and how he was Super Greg number 1, but I blame tequila and like everything I do when drunk, think of it as the Drunk dialing of blogging. I’ve got no regrets because retracting statements like I was Kramer hating black people is a waste of fucking time. So here are my links.

Paris Hilton Throws a Tantrum in a Porn Shop in Canada
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Kim Kardashian Playboy Pics
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Janice Dickinson Sucking a Straw Like It Was Your Dick…Only Bigger
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Spencer Pratt Sex Tape
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
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Borat Gets Invited To Homeland
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Has An Amazing Upskirt
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Britney Spears Parenting
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Interview With a Real Whore
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Some Chick Doing a Classic Style Striptease Video
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Jessica Beil has a Friend Who Looks Like Her
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Victoria Beckham Takes Her Nipples Out Shopping
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Christina Aguilera is Tired Lookin…and Pregnant…and in Tight Clothes
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Halloween Lights Video Because People Like You Have Lots of Time On Your Hands But Aren’t as Ambitious as This Virgin
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Halle Berry’s Back Out With Her Pregnancy Tits
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Jennie Garth Grabbing Her Cooch
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Watch this Two Girls One Cup Reaction
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Some Chick Named Amanda Lear Naked Photoshoot
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Jennifer Hudson Lookin’ Fat
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Bar Rafaeli’s Big Tits Fight AIDS
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Dina Lohan’s New Reality Show Starts Taping Next Week and I am Sure It Won’t Be a Waste of Everyone’s Time
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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are Fuck Buddies
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Some Dude Eats a Live Mouse
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T.I. is Out on Bail
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Rose McGowan Picture Assortment Because She’s Worth Lookin’ At
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Some Phoebe Price Cleavage and Legs Action Even Though You Have No Idea Who She Is
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Christina Aguilera May Be Expecting Twins…One For Each Tit…
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More Proof that “The Hills” are Fake
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Naomi Campbell Throws a Tantrum at the Airport
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Some Naked Punk Singer Chick Performing
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Watch a Talented Unicycle Rider to Remind You of the Time You Spent in the Circus
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Lucy Pinder’s 2008 Calendar
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Cybill Shepherd Pickin’ Her Nose
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Asian Girl Doing a Little Erotic Dance Video
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Dude Punches a Girl in the Face
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Sharon Stone Gettting Attacked By a Dead Animal
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Some Naked Indian Chick Posing
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Funniest Movie Deaths
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A Little Sex on the Roof at Some Spring Break Party
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Naked Asian Oiled Up Massage
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Deep Throating Ability
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Dudes Talk To Hot Chicks on the Beaches of Rio
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Sydney Residents Moon George Bush
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Denise Richards is Getting Old
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Some Girl With Obscenely Huge Tits Video
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Some Self Shot Amateur Pics
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Some Naked Asian on Photobucket…
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Some Girl Shows Her Tits on Photobucket
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Condom Umbrella Cuz Life is Always Raining on the Gays
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Some Girl in Her Panties on Photobucket
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Vagina and Vibrator on Photobucket
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Some Really Creepy Meticulously Organized Smut on Photobucket
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Gemma Atkinson Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Download the Soulj Boy Album
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Lots of Nude Pics of Everyday Girls in the stepFORUM…My Advice to Girls is Don’t Let People Take Pics of You Like This…But Thanks for Doing It….
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Blowjob in the Park Download in the Forum
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The Best Porn Site I’ve Ever Seen
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Lesbians Next Door Don’t Do Too Well
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If you want sex, this will help…
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2007

27

Oct

I am – Super Greg is Sasha Baron Cohen of the Day

I was just drunk at a party and the dude I was with asked me if I ever saw super Greg. I remember this shit from the late 90s so I told him I remembered Super Greg and he told me shit was Ali G/Borat/The Gay Dude before he was Ali G/Borat/The Gay Guy and I was blown away because it is him and I had no idea. So point of all this is that Sasha Baron Cohen owned the internet before you knew what the internet was. Punk.

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2007

26

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Dressed Classy of the Day

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I caught my wife cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush the other day, she’s creative like that and probably saw it on some soap opera or shit she watches on tv all day. I was actually really happy to see her cleaning for the first time in the last 5 years together. But then I realized that Paypal has all my money and I can’t buy a new one. I am not sure what I did to piss her off, it may have been coming home with a pair of panties from a girl I convinced to take off her panties in the club and bragging to my wife about how amazing of an experience it was by making her smell them to see that they weren’t clean, but none of that matters. What does matter is that my mouth tastes like I’ve been eating shit and yes, I know what shit tastes like, it’s a long story that I don’t want to relive.

Speakin’ of shit here are some pictures of Shauna Sand at some event dressed as classy as this whore can get with a Chanel bracelet on. She’s the kind of girl you could probably convince to let you shit on them because it would be taking your sex life to the next level, when in reality you just hate her for being such a whore and shitting on her is the only way to make yourself feel better about things.

Either way, the good news is that washed up ex-Playmates may be the only people dressed like this on the daily, but it’s Halloween, so get ready for everyday girls to be doin’ the Shauna Sand, even though they’ve probably never heard of her. All the madness starts in a few hours.


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