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2007

25

Oct

I am – Nicolette Sheridan is a Hot Old Lady of the Day

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Here are Nicolette Sheridan and her fiance Michael Bolton walking out of some LA restaurant called the Ivy with a doggie bag. I always thought that doggie bags were for poor people who wanted to get their money’s worth at a restaurant, you know, if there was one slice of pizza left, they’d take that shit home because they paid for it and wouldn’t let it go to waste. But rich people are supposed to be assholes, who buy everything on the menu, take one bite out of the meal, spit it out and send it back, only to walk out pissed off at the world and to never go back and to make sure their other rich friends never go back. So despite having never having heard of her before Desperate Housewives, I have unfortunately heard Michael Bolton, and even though it gets every 45 year old woman and her mother wet, even after menopause, that shit rapes my fucking ears. But there are a lot of women in the world and it is safe to say he’s sold a lot of albums and that he could afford to send that meal back even if his fiance only took one bite because she’s trying to watch her figure, and thank god she is because she looks fucking solid for a 45 year old woman who still gets wet for Michael Bolton, even after menopause.

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Nicolette Sheridan in Some Red Lycra Pants
Michael Bolton’s Fleshlight…in the Flesh
Some Nicolette Sheridan On The Beach With Dogs in Her Bikini
Older Nicolette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Hot|Michael Bolton|Nicolette Sheridan|old|Unsorted

2007

25

Oct

I am – Slutty Celebrities at the Fredrick’s of Hollywood’s Fashion Show of the Day

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I love girls who love lingerie and it seems like all girls I ever met have huge collections of it, other than drug addicts with no money and who sell or soil their 2 pairs of underwear that they wash in public bathrooms to stay fresh but beyond the addiction love lingerie. Girls tend to have more panty drawers in their dresser than they have dude’s who want to fuck them in their phone and I am all for watching them try on every single piece they own. The shit makes them feel sexy and glamorous and makes me feel like the creep that I am, because I’m watching from the tree in their backyard with a set of binoculars, but I can still make out what’s going down and I am all for that, at least when they are rockin’ it for me and not for some other homeboy.

Jessica Simpson was there lookin hot….because she’s a Christian girl gone bad….and I love those.

Vanessa Hudgens was there researching what to wear next in her sleazy self-shot pictures with Zac Efron who was there pretending he likes women in lingerie when he’s more into wearing it himself cuz he’s gay.

Joanna Krupa was there…..because she actually gets paid to wear lingerie because she is hot….

Dita Von Teese was there….even though no one wants to see her in lingerie…but she is strips down into lingerie every chance she gets….

Kristen Bell was there but I still don’t know who she is….

Amanda Bynes was there showing off her legs


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Joanna Krupa’s Lingerie Calendar
Vanessa Hudgens Self Shot Amateur Pictures
Dita Von Teese Strip Show Picture

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Dita Von Teese|Fashion Show|Fredrick's of Hollywood|Jessica Simpson|Kristen Bell|Lingerie|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

25

Oct

I am – Slutty Celebrities at the Fredrick's of Hollywood's Fashion Show of the Day

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I love girls who love lingerie and it seems like all girls I ever met have huge collections of it, other than drug addicts with no money and who sell or soil their 2 pairs of underwear that they wash in public bathrooms to stay fresh but beyond the addiction love lingerie. Girls tend to have more panty drawers in their dresser than they have dude’s who want to fuck them in their phone and I am all for watching them try on every single piece they own. The shit makes them feel sexy and glamorous and makes me feel like the creep that I am, because I’m watching from the tree in their backyard with a set of binoculars, but I can still make out what’s going down and I am all for that, at least when they are rockin’ it for me and not for some other homeboy.

Jessica Simpson was there lookin hot….because she’s a Christian girl gone bad….and I love those.

Vanessa Hudgens was there researching what to wear next in her sleazy self-shot pictures with Zac Efron who was there pretending he likes women in lingerie when he’s more into wearing it himself cuz he’s gay.

Joanna Krupa was there…..because she actually gets paid to wear lingerie because she is hot….

Dita Von Teese was there….even though no one wants to see her in lingerie…but she is strips down into lingerie every chance she gets….

Kristen Bell was there but I still don’t know who she is….

Amanda Bynes was there showing off her legs


Related Posts:

Joanna Krupa’s Lingerie Calendar
Vanessa Hudgens Self Shot Amateur Pictures
Dita Von Teese Strip Show Picture

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Dita Von Teese|Fashion Show|Fredrick's of Hollywood|Jessica Simpson|Kristen Bell|Lingerie|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

25

Oct

I am – Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.


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Posted in:cleavage|Halle Berry|Pregnancy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

25

Oct

I am – Halle Berry's Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.


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Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini Pictures
Christina Aguilera’s Pregnancy Tits
Nancy O’dell was Knocked the Fuck Up Tits
Jordan’s Pregnancy Walk

Posted in:cleavage|Halle Berry|Pregnancy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I always go over how fucked up the world is right now and how girls feel empowered to be like dudes and fuck as much as they can and move from dude to dude because it makes them feel good about themselves and like being a sexy and desirable thing. I like to blame hip hop for them being massively materialistic and superficial constantly moving up the ladder to richer and richer men until settling down, getting knocked up and living the dream of being a stay at home mom with a nanny, a platinum car, a Mercedes SUV until they get bored of that and move from the cock they married to new cock that excites them like the Tennis pro or personal trainer to live out all their dirty fantasies while living off their divorce settlement.

I’ve decided that there are always exceptions to the rule and there are still wholesome girls who don’t put out that easily and who you have to actually work hard to get out there and they save being a whore for you in the bedroom instead of for every dude who gives them attention and they get naked on webcam and actually respect themselves, but I am convinced they are all still money hungry, because let’s face it why fuck a poor man when you can fuck a rich man just as easily. That’s why I like poor girls, because they still get excited when you buy them a chocolate bar or take them to McDonald’s for breakfast after cumming on their tits.

Here are my links:

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Yoga Pants Holding an Umbrella
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A Japanese Girl With Huge Tits Hops Into A Cab
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Play Boobs of Fire
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Watch this Bikini Dance Party Madness, Because As Much as I Hate Sluts, I Fucking Love Them
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Jessica Jaymes and Kirsten Price have a Fucking Intensely Naked and Pornographic Cameo on Weeds
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Paris Hilton’s New Movie Trailer that Sucks Harder Than She Tried To Suck in Her Sex Tape
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Ann Curry from the Today Show Shows Off a Little Tit
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Some Chick Strips For Her Man on Webcam and He Leaks That Shit To All of Us..Thanks Dude.
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Candice Michelle Almost Dies in the Ring Video
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Watch This Chick Named Kerry Strip…Because Watching Girls Strip Is Fun
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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Ass Video
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Avril Lavigne With Some Pink Lame Hair and a Sequined Dress
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Keeley Hazell is Completely Naked in this Video
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Jessica Alba’s Orgasm Face
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Allison Angel and a Lamborghini Naked
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Jessica Alba is Boring at the Spike TV Scream Awards…
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50 Cent’s AYO Technology Feature Timberlake Video
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Some Drunk Chick Puking Video That Will Make You Laugh
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A Pretty Graphic South American Soap Opera Scene With Sex on the Beach Because They Aren’t Prude Paypal Motherfuckers Who Steal from Poor Bloggers
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Keanu Reeves Makes Out With a 20 Year Old Slut…Proving That If You’re Famous, There’s Always Hotter Pussy Training For Your Dick
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Pam Anderson is Addicted To Cocaine Like Everyone Else in the World.
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James Woods is 60 and Slamming a 21 Year Old and Here She is in a Bikini
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Miss England is 128 Lpbs and Has Been Told She Needs to Fatten Up if She Wants to Be Miss World….128 Lbs sounds kinda fat to Me and My Expert Advice is to Not Listen to Those People They are Just Trying to Sabotage You…
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Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Playboy Preview Video
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Hayden Panettiere Might Be Engaged To Some Asshole Who Doesn’t Realize She’s a Circus Performer
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Lohan Has to Host a NYE Party in Vegas because She Owes Them Money….Let’s Expect the Temptation to be Too Much for Her Because I need a Trainwreck of a Lohan in my Life.
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Christina Aguilera Wants to Name Her Baby After her Ugly Husband
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Some Dude Named Gary Collins Gets Arrested for a DUI
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Foxy Brown Spends 76 Days in Solitary Confinement Because She’s More Gangster than Paris Hilton
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Fantasia Lookin’ Hot in Leather, and By Hot I Mean Like a Crackwhore, Which is Hot To Me….If She’s Toothless and Has a Rash….
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Christina Aguilera Was Insulted By Low-Class Baby Gifts Someone Gave Her and Threw them Out
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This Whore is Lookin’ for a Millionaire
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Some Traffic Reporter Busts a Move on TV
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Topanga Almost Lost Her Cherry to Lance Bass Before He Came Out…Because She Looks Like a Fat Boy
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Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Rockin’ Tits in a Stripped Shirt
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Some Natasha Bedingfield Gallery of Pics Because She’s Hot
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Carrie Underwood’s Wholesome Photoshoot, But We All Know She’s a Ho
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Some UK Big Brother Chick’s HUGE Tits Exposed on the Beach
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Heidi Klum Fell for Seal Because He Had a Huge Dick, That’s the Same Reason My Wife Fell for Me Except the Opposite.
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Pete Doherty Dumped His New Old Girlfriend and Wants Kate Moss Back. Time to Move On Addict.
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Microsoft Buys 2% of Facebook for 240 Million Dollars Valuing the Company at 15 Billion…When This Jewish Kid Sells Out, He’s On Some Next Level CollegeHumor Shit….Seriously.
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Oprah Had Secret Weight Loss Surgery But is Still Fat…Oh Shit…She Should Get Her Money Back…
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Some College Kid Drinks Way Too Much and Pukes in His Bed Video
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Some New Mariah Carey Huge Cleavage Pictures
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This Psychobilly Dude Plays the Drums and Guitar at the Same Time Because He’s Crazy
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Some School Bans Harry Potter because There’s a Gay Character, Because the USA is So Fucking Conservative that it is a Healthy Place to Raise Your Fuck Up Kids
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These Girls Have Glow in the Dark Lesbian Sex
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Watch This Bestfriends Remix By Some Asian Lookin’ Retarded Kids
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Some Kim Smith Bikini Pictures
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Some Nude Beach Action
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Some Ugly Faced Chick Likes Posing Slutty Because It Makes Boys Talk to Her
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Get Yourself Some Japanese Breast Toys
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If You Hate Celebs as Much as I Do, Check Out This Celebrity Obituary Book, Because If Nothing Else, It Proves that there is an End to the Madness
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New Ghostface Killer Tune featuring Kid Capri
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DJ CMills has Another Hip Hop Mix Online For All of You…I Listened to It and It’s Good
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Some Titty Art That is Not Hot at All
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Brianna Frost is Fucking Hot and Gets Completely Topless in this Video
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This Vagina is Stronger than You
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Some Dude Gets His Way With Some Drunk College Chick
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Get Yourself Some Pussy This Weekend
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From the stepFORUM

Download the Britney Spears Album Now
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Some Japanese Farting in Faces Video
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Download Notorious B.I.G.’s Greatest Hits
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Download the Beastie Boys – The Mix Up Album
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Download Penthouse October 2007
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Download the White Stripes Live in Boston
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Hacked Photobucket of Some Topless Army Chick and Her Friends
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar Didn’t Get it from Her Momma of the Day

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Here’s an obvious post, but worth everyone’s attention, because that whole Will.I.Am shit is hitting the radio harder than I hit my kids. I don’t actually have kids, but the song is about having a hot body like your momma or some shit and it is annoying, but everyone always says before marrying a chick, take a close look at their mother because that’s what you are in store for. I guess Freddie Prinze Jr. didn’t get that life lesson in riding off your dead dad’s fame school or maybe he did but ignored it because marrying bitch was a career move than one from the heart but I am just hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t get her from her momma, because she looks like a fucking troll and trolls have limited sex appeal. Either way Freddie Prinze Jr. is in for a fucking ride and by ride I mean the throwing up part of amusement parks and not so much the fun part of them, which is obviously pickin’ up teenage sluts, because the only girls your age who go to amusement parks are on lame dates with lame dudes who have already exhausted taking them to dinner and movies and every other cliche idea he saw in Romantic Comedies when researching pussy.


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Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Bra in 1993
Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Lonely Bikini Hot Tub Party
Freddie Prinze Jr Steps in Dog Shit

Posted in:Fat|Mom|Sarah Michelle Gellar|Troll|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar Didn't Get it from Her Momma of the Day

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Here’s an obvious post, but worth everyone’s attention, because that whole Will.I.Am shit is hitting the radio harder than I hit my kids. I don’t actually have kids, but the song is about having a hot body like your momma or some shit and it is annoying, but everyone always says before marrying a chick, take a close look at their mother because that’s what you are in store for. I guess Freddie Prinze Jr. didn’t get that life lesson in riding off your dead dad’s fame school or maybe he did but ignored it because marrying bitch was a career move than one from the heart but I am just hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t get her from her momma, because she looks like a fucking troll and trolls have limited sex appeal. Either way Freddie Prinze Jr. is in for a fucking ride and by ride I mean the throwing up part of amusement parks and not so much the fun part of them, which is obviously pickin’ up teenage sluts, because the only girls your age who go to amusement parks are on lame dates with lame dudes who have already exhausted taking them to dinner and movies and every other cliche idea he saw in Romantic Comedies when researching pussy.


Related Posts:

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Bra in 1993
Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Lonely Bikini Hot Tub Party
Freddie Prinze Jr Steps in Dog Shit

Posted in:Fat|Mom|Sarah Michelle Gellar|Troll|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Bar Rafaeli on the Runway in Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know when these Bar Rafaeli lingerie pictures were taken, but I figured they were worth posting because she’s Israeli and she proves that some Jewish girls are actually decent looking and not the product of inbreeding with their droopy dog faces that only daddy’s big bank account can fix with plastic surgery.

I am not trying to be an anti-semite or anything, I am just saying that Jewish guys always run after non-Jewish girls for a reason. At first I thought it was a power trip, like having the power to lock a hot non-Jew down and making her convert for you and your lifestyle, because I hear converting to that shit takes at least a year, but then I realized that Jewish girls just don’t really have it going on for the most part. Sure they are all good at giving blowjobs because of their teenage years at summer camp trained them right, and usually the Jews who are good looking are just smoke and mirrors, you know the right clothes and make-up and constant maintenance and hair salon appointments. But they are just as high maintenance as their Jew hair and Jewish guys realize that if they just run after some poor non-Jew that they don’t respect, they can get what they want because they give them a taste of the “Good Life” all while being dicks to them, because in their mind they are never going to marry the bitch because she’s not one of them, until they prove that they are worthy.

The whole thing is weirder that David Copperfields elaborate pick up strategy and I guess none of that really matters, because they are getting the bitches and you aren’t, but these pictures of Bar Rafaeli prove that their is still hope for the Jews…..


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Bar Rafaeli in a Wife Beater and Shorts
Elle Macpherson is Surfing in a Bikini
Gisele’s Bikini Ass
Petra Nemcova’s Hot Tits

Posted in:Ass|Bar Rafaeli|Lingerie|Model|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Stephanie Seymour in a Boring Nurses Costume on the Runway of the Day

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This is my reminder to all the girls out there that Halloween is coming fast and it is your one day to get out of your mom jeans, because every motherfucker is wearing mom jeans and into some sleazy, slutty, tit and ass exposing costume because we all know that deep down inside you’re a little whore. But you don’t need a reminder, you’ve been planning your costume for the last year, like a frat boy hits the gym for spring break.

I am guessing the Stephanie Seymour is over the whole slut years of her life in her old age and knows that she has had her run as a model and bitch who fucks rock stars, so slutting it out on the runway may not be her thing this anymore, but has the ability to turn some vintage lookin’ nurses outfit into something not so whorish, but we can all see your ankle tattoo and it reminds us of a time that once was.


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Stephanie Seymour’s Terry Richardson Pics
Tera Patrick’s Halloween Costume Last Year
Hayden Panettiere Topless Pics
The Duffgusting Sisters Dress Up For Halloween Even Though They Really Don’t Have To Because They Look Like Horses Everyday…

Posted in:Halloween|Nurse|Stephanie Seymour|Unsorted