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2007

23

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Jaime of the Day

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Here’s another Hometown hottie review because I have nothing better to do with my time, like the lesbian sitting next to me with a shitty red dye job, bicycle shorts and combat boots. I guess I was right all this time, bicycle shorts are pretty fucking gay. But that’s not the point the point is that this bitch Jamie is putting herself out there, like an attention starved whore, trying to get her big break based on her looks….

Her first mistake is that she wrote she’s hooked up. I can only assume her boyfriend is some insecure bitch with a chick that he is over-protective over and the condition of her entering this contest was that she made it clear to the world that she’s not available, when in reality motherfucker should be denying any involvement with her, letting people think they have a chance with her and riding shit out to the top…because if motherfucker does that he’ll be sitting by the pool of a very nice house one day, instead of driving up to the local strip club to pick his baby momma up….because that’s where all failed models end up…not that these girls are even models, they are more like softcore pornstars because you know this isn’t leading to Sports Illustrated covers, unfortunately the girls involved don’t know that.

I get told that I am an asshole all the time, some people say I am gay for having high standards in chicks, I set the bar too high and dis even the hottest of hot. The truth is that I don’t really have any standards at all. I just am trying to give objective commentary on the site. I just like a good blowjob. I prefer looking at hot chicks naked than ugly ones.

That said, Jaime’s alright lookin, she’s got a good body, she’s got a good enough face it just looks a little rough to me. She’s not really the natural beauty who makes you hear angelic voices when she’s on all fours in your bed, but I’d still watch her shave her box in the shower, and if she was my girl, I’d even invite my friends to come watch, because I like to share the wealth….unfortunately, every time I try to pawn my wife onto my friends, they end up never talking to me again. She’s fat like that.


Related:

Check Out Jaime’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA

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2007

23

Sep

I am – Tara Reid See-Through Shirt of the Day

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Since it’s Sunday and I am supposed to be in the gutter somewhere, I decided to let Julien the resident gay blogger hit up the site with a post, because otherwise I wouldn’t bother. I pretty much hate the computer and just walked down the street seeing black spots because of it, or at least I say it’s because of it, but it is probably AIDS, Liver Failure, Syphilis or any other exciting debilitating disease fat ouytof shape unhealthy drunken chain smokers get.

Speaking of AIDS, here’s Julien’s post, since it is the Gay disease after all.

I think the last thing that this site needs is photos of Tara Reid looking like a drunken whore, but here are some photos of Tera in London wearing a see-through kimono type-thingy. She looks like she is in a burlesque production of Madame Butterfly or some shit.

Anyway, you can almost see her busted tits, so I figured that the three prepubescent boys who read this site will be all over it. I love how she tries to class things up a little, you know going out and getting shit-faced in London instead of LA. What the hell is she even doing outside of California. It’s not like she’s filming the new Indiana Jones movie or something…it’s not likely that she’ll ever film a new movie.

It’s good to see ol’ Puff-face out and about again, you know with Lindsay in rehab, Brit all concerned with her kids and Paris apparently acting like a saint, I was afraid that the older generation of party whores would have to step down and make way for Hayden and company. But it’s nice to see Tara being the drunken workhorse that she is. She’s like a Ford truck, an American institution.

-Smooch!
Julien

If I hated gay people as much as I pretend to, I’d never let one write for me, so all you gay activists reading don’t send me hate mail about AIDS being a gay disease. It’s a proven fact that it is. I am just in shock that Julien didn’t talk about the fag that Tara is getting fucked up with. I guess it really doesn’t matter….Here are the pics.


Related Posts:

Tara Reid’s Old Man Ass in a Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid in a Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid Takes Her Tits for a Walk Pictures
Tara Reid in Short Shorts on the Beach Pictures”

Posted in:Drunk|See Through|Tara Reid|Unsorted

2007

22

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I missed the links yesterday because I was too busy having good times while rockin’ the flu. Nothing really happened but it was hot outside and I didn’t feel like being in the house. My wife was being annoying and despite wanting to divorce her I realize I have no where else to really go, so instead I take to the streets.

I heard that Paris Hilton was in town so I was stalking hotels and bars and all that shit, but didn’t come across anything. It was made official that she came in today. I wish I had more notice because I would have tried to set up a dinner with her, but after realizing that she probably has no idea who I am and that if by some weird fucking coincidence that she did know who I was, taking me out to dinner would be the last thing she’d be willing to do. If any of you know her, get her to give me a call.

Here are my links, a day late but always the best link dump on the internet. Hands fucking down.

Nicole Richie on the Beach in a BIkini and Pregnant…
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Some Amazing Maxim Asses Video
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Guess the Celebrity Thong
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Avril Lavigne Acting Like a Retard on her Birthday
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Megan Felix is some Chick from Portland Who is Half Naked
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Some Girl in a Thong Farts in Her Sister’s Face Video
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Funny Hot Chick Stripping Video
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Kate Moss Slutting Out in the White Stripes Video
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Monica Bellucci Topless on a Yacht
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Monica Bellucci Naked in Dracula Video
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Christina Aguilera Takes Her Tits on a Walk
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Jordan Flashing Her Ass to the Camera
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Some Crazy OJ Fan…VIdeo
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Cassandra Jean is Trying to Be Miss Ripe and She’s Lookin’ Alright…
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Bianca Beauchamp Is a Montreal Fetish Model Posing
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Two Girls Get a Little Sleazy in a Reality TV Show Confession Booth
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Some Woman Gets Tasered Multiple Times in Ohio Video
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Some Hot Spanish Site With Lots of Porn, Amateur Chicks, I don’t Read Spanish, But I Don’t Need To to Spot Titties…
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Some Photobucket Nudity For You TO Love
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A Very Brady Lesbian Scandal
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2 Chicks Named Sam and Amanda Re-Do Barbie Girl Video
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Some Insanely Fast Undressing
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A Lot of Pics of Dannii Minogue in a Bikini Getting Wet
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Here’s a Video Of the Sexual Positions of Lesbians Making the Rounds….
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Some Kid Tells His Mom He’s Atheist and Doesn’t Believe in God and His Mom Freaks Out…
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Some Mariah Carey Has Big Tits Pictures
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Some Teen Slut Article With MP3s I Don’t Know Why I am Linking…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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More on Kim Kardashian in Playboy
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Hot Bikini Model Playing With a Balloon Video
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Some Weightlifting Chick Can’t Handle the Weight
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Some Chick Named April Verie in Some Hot Video of One of Her Half Naked Photoshoots
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Sharon Osborne Talks About Sex With Ozzy and It’s Really Fuckin’ Hot
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Britney Is Going Back to Rehab
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Salma Hayek Has Her Baby Say Goodbye To Them Tits…
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George Clooney Had a Motorcycle Accident With His Girlfriend…He Lived..
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Some Bum Fights an Invisible Person
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Some Chick Named Amy Reid Posing and Showing Off Her Tits
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Tori Spelling to be a Guest Pusscat Doll…Great…
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Britney Spears May Go to Jail
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Some Plane Takes Off Then Lands Right Away Video…
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Some Photographer Violently Head Butts Some Pop Star You’ve Never Heard Of
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Donald Trump and His Bitches
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Some Girl Gets Double FIsted and It’s Disgusting
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Some Imogen Tomas From Big Brother Posing in Lingerie Video
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Courtney Love’s Daughter Francis Bean and Demi Moore’s Daughter Tallulah Belle Underage and Rockin’ Out
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Some Hot Bikini Model in a Black Bikini Showing Off her Body
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Some Jamie Lynn Spears Out At Some Event in a Short Skirt
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Some Protesting Chick Gets Brought Down With a Fire Hose
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Download Old Eminem EP – Straight From the Lab
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Download Old Eminem – Freestyle Manual
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Some Chick’s Stolen Nude Pics
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Another Girls Self Shot Pics
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Some Chick Going Crazy on Webcam Masturbating
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Check Out Big Boobs Alert Site
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Some Dude Cums Inside a Girl and She Freaks Out…NSFW
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Some Underwater Porn Clips….NSFW
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NN Latin Teen Scores a 72 but the Chicks are Cute
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Find Some Pussy in Your Hometown…
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Bonus:

Here’s a Lesbian Video For You to Watch – Pervert
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2007

22

Sep

I am – Katie Price Showing Off Her Panties of the Day

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So Marie Eve stopped posting on the site about a week or two ago and she took her gay blogger with her. I figured that it didn’t really matter because no one came into read the site anyway, so I could do a good enough job running it into the ground on my own. What I didn’t realize is that I like to be lazy and being lazy makes posting shit fucking hard so there help was really more of a way for me to do better things with my time than sit in front of a computer talking shit about celebrities and myself, because no one wants to read about some guy and how much he sucks. They want to read about how fucking awesome they are and I just never really come across as being awesome. So I am going to work on that….

I got an email for Julien the gay blogger with the gay erotica that my closet case reader who constantly emails me asking for more Julien loves and I figured I’d give him a second chance, only this time it’s to work the weekend shift. Here’s what he had to say about Jordan aka Katie Price….and his other gay escapades…

Hey sweethearts, I’m back. Jesus, in all his wisdom decided that I should be segregated to post only on the weekends. So I guess that I’m the “Last Call with Carson Daily” to his “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”. No, wait, that doesn’t work because there is no way that Jesus is Conan, he’s actually more like Jimmy Kimmel and I guess that makes me whatever the fuck follows Jimmy Kimmel…ok fuck it this analogy sucks. Whatever, I’m not complaining, at least this gives me a distraction from my ever increasing drug habit and my desperate attempts to convince guys to fuck me. Speaking of which, I was at this bar the other night and I was clearly the only fag there. I mean there were a whole bunch of repressed “straight” assholes, but I don’t have time for them. I was going to leave and try to find a good after party when in walks this really hot fellow homosexual. And when I say hot I mean capital H HOT! When I laid eyes on him, my asshole skipped a beat.

So I waltz my way up to him and just start talking. I mean I figure I have a sure thing here because this is straight bar and he has no other options. So we get to talking and blah blah blah and after a while my buzz is wearing off but I’ve still go this raging boner for this guy. And he’s totally giving me all the right signals, eye contact, touching of the shoulder etc etc. So we are talking about The Family Guy and I go “Do you want to come back to my place and watch it? I have all the DVDs and live up the street” and he looks at me and goes, “No thanks, I’m going to leave with my girlfriend.” And he walks away. What a fucking loser. I mean this guy was clearly a flaming homosexual and he’s has a “girlfriend”? I mean this guy made Zac Ephron look like fucking He-Man. I’m sure he demands that his girlfriend puts on a strap-on every night. Whatever, I have no time for that fucking loser. I mean, if he’s not out, it probably means he can’t fuck for shit anyway.

Speaking of homosexuals, here is Jordan aka Katie Price flashing her shit with her “husband”. This is guy is so fucking gay, he’s deeper in the closet than a winter jacket in July.I’m sure Jordan is flashing her panties for the world. Probably because she is so deseperate for some guy to fuck her she’s trying to give it away. Actually, now that I see them together, I’m thinking that he’s actually not in the closet but an out and proud gay man and he has just mistaken Jordan for a drag queen.

Smooch!
Julian


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Jordan Topless on the Beach Pics
Jordan’s Pregnancy Walk Pictures
Jordan Pregnant Bikini Pics

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2007

21

Sep

I am – Nicole Richie Leaves Town of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a pregnant Nicole Richie leaving town with her lame as fuck baby daddy, provided the baby makes it out of the womb alive. I assume that she’s had so much dick in her that her small frame’s got some big vagina and I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby’s already fallen out and into the toilet when she’s taking a shit forcing her to push it all back in place and using hair elastics to lock it all into place….so that it has a semi-normal development.

Reality is that someone like Joel Madden doesn’t deserve to get a girl pregnant, even if it’s someone as useless to the world a Nicole Richie. He is the kind of guy who girls double up their birth control with, so that they don’t have to be stuck to him for life because even they know how fucking lame he is. I can only assume that this motherfucker sabotaged her pill and ripped his condom tip to make this shit happen, knowing very well that Nicole’s numerous botched abortions from her past made getting another one impossible.

Speaking of Nicole Richie’s Vagina…DJ AM has been ignoring my emails for the last 2 years, so I sent him this one:

why you gotta ignore me…
don’t be so fucking sensitive
it breaks my heart to think i’ve hurt your feelings
or annoyed you…
i heard you hate me…
i don’t get why…
it’s totally unecessary
I feel like were’ in elementary school
and I’ve been stealing your lunch money for a month or some shit and your mom just called the school to complain..

lighten the fuck up

love

jesus

He finally responded for the first time in 2 years….

I dont hate you at all! I just think your corny and stalkerish… 🙂

So I wrote him asking him to play my stepFEST Tour, which doesn’t exist but it could…

would you play a DrunkenStepfather party for me?

And he wrote back :

no.. read your review.. Im “gay and suck and shouldn’t DJ” or something like that lol

That’s as close as I get to someone in LA who banged Nicole Richie and now I am sharing it with you. But the good news is that he’s been getting my emails all these years, he’s just been ignoring them….so it goes to show you that my constant harassing actually got through to him so my mom was right, hard work does pay off…too bad this gets me pretty much nothing…but that’s all I expect from myself….because I suck at life.


Related Posts:

Nicole Richie Pregnancy Tits
Nicole Richie’s Sheer Maternity Top
Nicole RIchie’s Pregnant Guy
The Reason DJ AM Thinks I am a Stalker – stepTV

Posted in:Airport|DJ AM|Joel Madden|Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Unsorted

2007

21

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson on Set of Some Movie in Shorts of the Day

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I always get hate mail for people for being a mean spirited asshole. I always tell those people that I rip into myself a lot harder than I rip into any celebrity and I am really only doing it for the sake of doing it. I don’t actually care if Jessica Simpson is an idiot or if she was fat but is now too skinny, I would take the bitch as is, no questions asked. I think what it comes down to is that I am just making fun of the media that makes fun of her and seriously reports her weight changes and her relationship status. Who gives a fuck about those things, I just want to see her tits. So here she is lookin’ fit as hell on the set of her movie. I assume she had a jogging scene because she’s in jogging gear and it’s too bad she’s rockin’ a sports bra, because sports bra’s ruin tits.

I remember I used to bang this really busty girl and she’d always be ashamed of having such big tits, so she’d wear a normal bra and 2 sports bras over it in hopes of squeezing the fuckers in. She didn’t like people knowing that she was packing that kind of heat and she wasn’t a fat chick so shit was way out of proportion. I remember that every time I would come over I would fight with her to take the stupid sports bra off because let’s face it, her tits were the only reason I was hanging out with her and as soon as she got drunk enough, she’d let me. Getting to her nipples was like getting to the center of a tootsie pop shit took forever, and there were so many layers. I felt like a prospector lookin’ for gold, but once I got through those fucking sports bras and into that special place where her titties lived, I had so much tit I didn’t know what to do with myself other than cum.

Here are those Jessica Simspon on set pics:


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Jessica Simpson Showing Off Her Legs
Some Jessica Simpson’s Got Hard Nipples Pictures
Jessica Simpson’s Tit Busting Out of Her Dress

Posted in:Fit|Jessica Simpson|Jogging|Legs|Shorts|Sports Bra|Unsorted

2007

21

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So today was a really eventful day for me. I think I have a flu and I am feeling delirious and the computer is fucking with my eyes. I guess I get what I deserve for spending 10 hours a day in front of it. I borrowed a friends car today to go and pick up a camera that was getting fixed and since I never drive, I didn’t check the gas gauge, as soon as I got on the highway the fucking thing died on me and as revenge I left his fucking car there and hitch hiked home. I am pretty sure he won’t lend me the car ever again, if he ever gets it back,but that will teach him to be a cheap fuck and to not have gas in his car.

I got distracted doing my stepLINKS today because this chick who gets on cam for me begs me to watch her get off in a her rich boyfriend’s hot tub. She goes on cam and is on the phone, in her tub naked. She’s talking about how she loves him and how they just met and how she doesn’t want to scare him off and shit and then goes into her fucking life problems about mother issues and drug issues and ex boyfriend issues, when she’s supposed to be getting off in the hot tub for me, you know pressing her junk into the jet…Either way, she ended up closing the window on me but I did get to see her tits, and they were good tits.

What I am getting at is that she didn’t give me what I didn’t pay for but expected and today’s just been an overall shitty day of people fucking me over on some level or another, so I would like you to make it up for these idiots by sending me pictures of your girlfriends or you if you are a girl nude, because even god hates me and gave me this fucking fever. I think it’s ecoli from my wife’s shit stained pillow I accidentally fell asleep on, but I’m not doctor.

Here are my links….

Take the Steven King Quiz
GO

One of Rod Stewarts Daughter’s Named Ruby in Her Bra
GO

Spring Break Hypnotism That Makes People Cum On Stage….
GO

Watch the Lemon Party Commercial…
GO

Manuela Arcuri is a Bitch I Don’t Know…But She’s Topless on the Beach…
GO

Old Denise Richards Naked Pics…..
GO

Some Amy WInehouse Performing Video
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Hot Tits at this Tie Fashion Show
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Girls are Fucking Bad at Male Strip Shows…Watch The Fat Bitch Get Thrown Around on Stage..It’s Funny….
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Katherine Heigl’s Tits in Instyle
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Suge Knight Fingers a Slut in His Limo Pictures
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Some Georgia Palmas Bikini Compilation because She Has an Amazing Ass…
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Some Crazy Japanese
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The Top Tasing Videos Compilation Because Tasing is Fucking Funny…
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Some Shanna Moakler Half Naked Because She is Oscar De La Hoya’s Baby Mom…
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Vanessa Hudgens Visits Physical Therapist to “Wax” her Vagina
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Some Old Jessica Simpson in Thigh High Stockings on Stage…
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Vanessa Hudgens is Still With Efron…They Didn’t Break Up…He’s Still Gay
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Angelina Jolie’s and Ivanka Trump Tits in the Same Post…
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Jennifer Lopez is Not Pregnant – Just Fat…
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Some Leave Britney Alone Video I Don’t Really Understand..
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Leave Britney Alone – Mash Up
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Some Girl Lets a Dude Puke on Her for 80 Dollars…
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Some Chick in Her Bra Duct Taped…
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Girls With Huge Tits Running
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some chick Slaps One of Her Students…
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Some More Kim Kardashian Huge Boobs Pics
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Hayden Panettiere Cheerleading Pictures….
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Hayden Panettiere Dating Some Dude Named Milo
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Patti Labelle Freaks Out At A Fan
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HaydenPanettiere in Short Shorts…
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Elizabeth Hasselback is Pregnant and a Conservative Republican…
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Some Fun with the De La Hoya Pics
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Internet Throwback – Some Girl Pissing on Her Bosses Chair
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Cameron Diaz Upskirt Pictures
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Some Chick Named Yesica Toscanni in her Underwear Pictures
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Compilation Video of Hot Maxim Chicks Getting Greased Up…
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Lohan is a Homewrecker
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Tommy Lee Wants to Fight Kid Rock in the Ring..Kid Rock’s Still Being a Pussy About It
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Jessica Alba At Some Event In Some Dress…
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Her Name is Lanny Barby…She’s Showing Her Vagina. A Friend of Mine Hired Her To Work His Bachelor Party…She’s Accessible….and Showing her Vagina
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Miss Reef 2006 Video Cuz Reef Girls Have Fucking Hot Asses…
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Some Girl Fucking a Dinosaur…Because Dinosaur Porn will Never be Extinct..It’s too Amazing…
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Some Paris and Nicole Throwback Llama Horror Movie….No I Am Not Talking Abotu Nicole’s Vagina….
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Some Hot Chick With Huge Cans on Camera…Like REALLY HUGE CANS
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Paris Hilton Isn’t Classy Enough For Oktoberfest…She Cheapens an Event that Caters to Old Fat Drunk Germans
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Top 10 Fat Guys with Hot Wives…
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Lucy Pinder Talks About Her Tits
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Karolina Kurkova Tight Jeans and Furry Shoulders…
GO

American Apparel Topless Model Looks Like Lohan
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Porn Company SugarDVD is Offering to Buy 200,000 of 50 Cents CDs to put him up Above Kanye in exchange for 50 cent wearing their shirt for a year…
GO

Some Half Naked Kelly Brook.
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Some Hot Whores of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Getting Banged on Photobucket
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Some Fat Asian Chick Getting Fucked on Photobucket
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Some Collection of Some Photobucket Girl Naked. Lots of Pic. Click the Albums.
GO

Photobucket Chick Clamps Her Nipples…
GO
Some Photobucket Girl Does Insertion..
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Some Photobucket Chick Shows Her Vagina
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Is Pubic Hair Making a Comeback Poll
GO

What Do you Know About Smokeless Cigarettes..Because They are the new Smoke
GO

Japan Angels Scores a 78
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Find Pussy in Your Hometown…
GO

Use This Spray To Get Laid…It Works…
GO

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2007

20

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Juda of the Day

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This bitch looks like a hick and sounds like a hick and must be a fucking hick, she is from Mississippi and I am all for you racist motherfuckers, don’t try to deny it, I saw Mississippi Burning, I know how it is there, but you racist motherfuckers aren’t all for me…because I am mexican.

I am not saying that this girl is a racist, I don’t know if she is smart enough to know what racism is. Sure that country twang is hot in a porno movie, but the idea of having to listen to her get interviewed and speak is enough for you to not vote for her.

She also has shitty fucking pictures, I assume Maxim did the shoot, but I think it’s safe to say that the one that made the cut were shot by her Uncle Billy at their last family BBQ. In the basement…while the rest of the family was sleeping…if you know what I mean…Uncle Billy’s a pervert with big dreams for his niece….

She’s got shitty hair, no tits, and a tight body from pickin’ all that cotten or tobacco or whatever the fuck else they do in Mississipi, but this is a Hometown Hotties contest, and if your hometown is a place where just you and your family live, then it’s really not a hometown at all, but more of a home-farm, or home-compound..or you get what I am saying…I’m all for small tits but not when your trying to win as a Maxim girl. I assume she won’t win because they don’t have the internet where’s she’s from, so she loses out on hometown people spending the next 3 weeks of harvest sitting in front of a computer voting over and over in hopes of giving her a chance…

I am guessing that her even making it this far is because bitch plays a mean banjo and by banjo I mean cock, as in she sucked someone off somewhere down the line, possible numerous times, or numerous people in the line to get to where she is, which isn’t really anywhere,…

Poor Juda. That’s what you get for killing Jesus…Get it bible reference…Fuck I am smart….Cuddles…and don’t get me wrong, I’d totally bang her….I wouldn’t want her feeling like shit about herself over this, provided this site had more than 7 readers and she actually read the review. Reality is that she is hotter than any girl I’ve banged, but none of the girls I’ve banged put themselves in contests based on their looks up against other girls who think they are hot enough to win the prestigious Hometown Hottie title. My girls weren’t trying to be cover girls..they were just trying to not be evicted and find food to eat and 5 dollars for another hit of whatever they were on.


Related:

Check Out Juda’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Juda|Maxim|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Crazy Lesbian Dancer of the Day

Crazy dancers are always the life of the fucking party, they make people laugh and they seemingly don’t give a fuck about anything which is usually confused as being confidence and chicks like confidence, but usually not that kind of confidence because that confidence is more like insanity or drug use and it makes people uncomfortable. Point being that I have never seen the Crazy Dancer leave with the chicks, but maybe that’s because he’s not into chicks….I remember hearing a story that men don’t ever dance with their hands about their shoulders, they kind of just stand there and throw them out every once in a while, while girls are more into the whole spanish arms up and look at my titties bounce moves. So when you see this you gotta think dude’s a fucking lesbian but at least he’s having a good fuckin’ time….


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stepTV Interviews Hard Nipples

Posted in:Dancing|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Kate Hudson in a Robe of the Day

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I would normally be excited to see pretty much any girl wearing a silk robe. It’s like lingerie that isn’t as explicit as lingerie and when you watch as much porn as I do, sometimes seeing girls covered up is hotter than seeing them spread open with things being shoved in them. The silk robe reminds me of some pinup shit from the 50s, but not when it’s on Kate Hudson. All I see is a woman being blamed for the demise of Owen Wilson, when I think the reality of it all is that he tried to kill himself after realizing that he had been banging her all these months. He was like “this boring bitch is so boring that even when she wears silk robes she’s boring, what the fuck was I doing, I don’t deserve to live” and slashed his wrists then called his friends because he didn’t acutally want to die but was making a point….

Speaking of boring….I am on some Librarians mailing list that some asshole reader put me on back when I was more abusive to people through email. I was starting a war with someone for whatever reason and he signed me up to 1000 mailing lists. He won the war because within an hour I was getting 100s of fucking newsletters. I managed to get myself off all of them except 1 and it is the WorldCat Collection Analysis group. This is a sample of the last email they sent:

The export function in WorldCat Collection Analysis is currently not behaving properly. Users can currently export a batch of up to 2,500 records. However, if a user tries to export records beyond the initial 2,500 (i.e. records 2,501-5,000), the initial 2,500 records are reported again. We are currently working to resolve this issue and will notify this list as soon as possible.

All other functions in WorldCat Collection Analysis are functioning properly.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you.

Rob

Today people started emailing into the mailing list asking to be removed so I responded with nude pics of chicks saying “you can’t leave the party now, we’ve only just started” and shit like “Hey Ladies, What are you wearing, I am so hard right now”..no one has responded to me, because librarians are fucking boring…

Kate Hudson should have been a librarian. Here are those pics…


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Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures
Kate Hudson’s Got No Tits Pictures
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