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2007

20

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Life lesson of the day is to not get in cars with people who are either drunk or on drugs because you can die. I was outside some concert last night, looking for a new wife or at least a slut who is willing to do aerobics for me while I eat pie, but not her pie, apple pie, because I love pie. Anyway, these dudes invited me to some after party and they had a lift for me. So I get into the car without thinking because I was wasted and some bitch is driving, they turn up their “I am on drugs” music and start dancing, singing and bitch starts driving like a fucking psycho. At one point, she decides to throw the car in reverse and side swipes a street sign, ripping off her mirror and pretty much ripping off the whole side of her car. I was in the backseat and shit flew into my eye. Now I am convinced I am going to go blind, but I still managed to go to that after party and drink until the sun came up and now I am hurting but at least I met a Hilary Duff look alike.

Here are my links:


Kate Moss Has Some Fucking Weird Shit Going On With Her Legs But I Still Love Her….
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Some INSANE Oreo Art Video Because Some People Have More Time On Their Hands Than You…Like Me….He Shoulda Sold It To Britney
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A Group of Guys Go To Abercrombie and Fitch and Shop Topless Because Abercrombie is All About Topless Men
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Nicola Roberts May Be Someone I’ve Never Heard Of, But She’s Having a Ridiculous Upskirt So Now I Know Who She Is…
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Germany’s Hottest Students in Playboy
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Hayden Panettiere is in Some Cleavage Exposing Dress
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Marisa Miller is Fucking Sexy as Fuck in this Bikini Photoshoot
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Throwback to Jessica Biel in a Bikini For GQ Lookin’ Like She Doesn’t Have a Penis
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Condom Snorter Sucks a Condom Through His Nose And Out of Mouth
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Lohan Likes Lame Rhinestone Skulls because She’s Dating a Snowboarder No One’s Ever Heard of and Is Trying to Fit In – This Is Some Avril Lavigne Skater Boy Shit….
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Suck My News – The Britney Spears Edition
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So There’s Proof that Diana and Dodi Were Engaged and that Means They Were Probably Murdered. Check It Out Homeboy Cuz you Like Royal Scandals…But Not as Much as Royal Blue Sandals. Fag.
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Megan Fox is Hot at the 2007 Scream Awards even though the Only Screaming She Does Is From David From 90210’s Dick and That’s Makes You Scream…So A Whole Lot of Sceaming’s Going Down….
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David Copperfield is Accused of Rape, I Don’t Believe it Because a Guy Who Can Walk Through the Great Wall of China….Can Fuck A Bitch Without Her Even In The Room….
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Eva Mendes Likes Blowing Kisses A Lot More Than You Like Blowing Your Load On Pictures of Her Blowing Kisses
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Schoolgirl Eats Chalk
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Jennifer Connelly’s Got Some Legs in Some Retarded Lookin’ Dress
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Some Dude Gets Run Over By a Bicycle
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Collien Fernandes Photoshoot in Thailand
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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
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Rachel Bilson Upskirt that Sucks Even Though I Think She’s Got It Going On Without Having To Show Me Her Panties
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Watch a Clip From Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Dating Show….So Many Sluts…
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Elizabeth Banks is Some Actress who is Lookin’ Hot Posing in Her Underwear and a Wife Beater….
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Some Chick Named Nikki Bellucci is Posing Topless and Showing Off Her Ass in These Pictures
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Jessica Alba Lookin’ Pretty Respectable, Despite the Whole Having Herpes Thing
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Watch Britney Spears Run Over a Photographer’s Foot
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Some Dog Humping a Kid Video While His Parents Laugh at Him
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Victoria Beckham on Ugly Betty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cheesy Club Music Producers Simian Have a Pretty Hot Video With Hot Girls Dancing In Bathing Suits While Getting Messy Eating Pie and Whip Cream
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Tila Tequila’s Topless Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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Britney Spears Stayin’ Fit By Eating Cookies
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Lady Isabella Hervey In a Bikini Lookin Alright
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Some Chick Iris Posing in the Hay
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Chris Angel Freaks Out Some Hot Chick
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Big Breasted Chick Named Kelly Madison is Naked and Pouring Milk On Herself
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Some Webcam Girl Doing What Webcam Girls Do
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Jenna Jameson is Still Hot…
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Britney’s Got Some Swollen Lips After Coming Out of a Brothel/Medical Clinic….
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Some Drunk Dude Gets Owned By His Friends and Their Clippers and Syrup Because They Are Assholes
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I was going to do a post on this Paris Hilton Rockin’ Garters and Stockings, But Realized, I’d Rather Be Drinking, Check Out the Pictures
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Snowboarder Magazine Writes an Open Letter to Lohan About How Lame Her Boyfriend Is
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DJ Dellz Mix Tape Called Brotherhood Featuring Kanye, B.I.G., Jay Z, Album Download in the Forum
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Some Show Called SKINS Soundtrack Album Download Featuring Lots of People
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This is a fucking Funny Picture…Seriously….
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Watch Some Girl Pissing in the Street in Public
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Funny Streaking Chick On Live TV
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Watch Babysitter Get DP’ed
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Some Funny Sex in Advertising
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Some Girls Self Shot Photobucket Pictures
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Some Freshman College Lookin’ Girl’s Got a Lot of Self Shot Pictures and Videos For You
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A Whole Lot of Photobucket Ass
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Weird Girls in Their Underwear Bouncing Around and Flashing Their Tits in a Hotel Room
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Some Girl With Retarded Big Boobs Lookin’ Hot Video
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Some Hot “Teens” Dyking Out Video
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Japanese Sex In a Lion Cage is Fucking Crazy
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I guess I was wrong about you and that you don’t like sex because you haven’t bought this spray yet….
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When it comes to independent model sites, Chicas Place is among the best…True Story.
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2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.


Related Posts:

Hilary Duff On Set “Acting” Pictures
Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream
Hilary Duff Does stepTV
Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff's Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.


Related Posts:

Hilary Duff On Set “Acting” Pictures
Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream
Hilary Duff Does stepTV
Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.


Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace


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Lohan’s Hot Tits in a Blue Dress Pictures
Lohan’s Hard Nipples in a T-Shirt in Rehab
Lohan Pickin Her Wedgie and Showing Off Her Tits in a Bikini
Lohan Tits in a White Bikini

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan's Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.


Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace


Related Posts:

Lohan’s Hot Tits in a Blue Dress Pictures
Lohan’s Hard Nipples in a T-Shirt in Rehab
Lohan Pickin Her Wedgie and Showing Off Her Tits in a Bikini
Lohan Tits in a White Bikini

Posted in:Boob|cleavage|Lindsay Lohan|Tit|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Katherine Heigl Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

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I told a girl over the internet that I loved her and wanted her to get me pregnant so that I could get her abortion. She never answered me back and it broke my heart that such genius statements get overlooked by people. It makes it hard to get to the top when people just discount that shit, without actually considering the poetic beauty of the shit I say, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that Katherine Heigl is picking her wedgie or scratching her badly wiped ass because it’s starting to burn, itch and make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was growing up, I knew a girl who constantly scratched her snatch. I never really understood, because we were in High School, but every change bitch got she’d be going at her crotch like shit was on fire and she had to put it out. She wasn’t very popular with the other boys, but I was committed to finding the source of the problem, I am a humanitarian like that. One night after drinking a bit too much, I started giving her attention she never got before and getting her pants off was about as challenging as taking off my own pants, I almost regretted it when I saw her greenish/yellow stained panties and smelled death, but then I came and forgot about it and decided to keep her around for the next couple of years.


Related Posts:

Katherine Heigl Showing Off Her Dumpy Ass in Bikini Bottoms
Katherine Heigl Bikini Top Photoshoot
Katherine Heigl at the Emmy Awards

Posted in:Ass|Katherine Heigl|Picking|Unsorted|Wedgie

2007

19

Oct

I am – Katherine Heigl Pickin' Her Ass of the Day

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I told a girl over the internet that I loved her and wanted her to get me pregnant so that I could get her abortion. She never answered me back and it broke my heart that such genius statements get overlooked by people. It makes it hard to get to the top when people just discount that shit, without actually considering the poetic beauty of the shit I say, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that Katherine Heigl is picking her wedgie or scratching her badly wiped ass because it’s starting to burn, itch and make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was growing up, I knew a girl who constantly scratched her snatch. I never really understood, because we were in High School, but every change bitch got she’d be going at her crotch like shit was on fire and she had to put it out. She wasn’t very popular with the other boys, but I was committed to finding the source of the problem, I am a humanitarian like that. One night after drinking a bit too much, I started giving her attention she never got before and getting her pants off was about as challenging as taking off my own pants, I almost regretted it when I saw her greenish/yellow stained panties and smelled death, but then I came and forgot about it and decided to keep her around for the next couple of years.


Related Posts:

Katherine Heigl Showing Off Her Dumpy Ass in Bikini Bottoms
Katherine Heigl Bikini Top Photoshoot
Katherine Heigl at the Emmy Awards

Posted in:Ass|Katherine Heigl|Picking|Unsorted|Wedgie

2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson’s See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.


Related Posts:


Elle Macpherson Lookin’ Hot in a Jewish Outfit of the Day
Elle Macpherson Surfing in a Bikini
Elle Macpherson Acting a Fool

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|See Through|Tits|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson's See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.


Related Posts:


Elle Macpherson Lookin’ Hot in a Jewish Outfit of the Day
Elle Macpherson Surfing in a Bikini
Elle Macpherson Acting a Fool

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Ass Cleavage of the Day

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The thing I like about Britney is that she proves that people love trainwrecks. She’s done everything in her power to make the world hate her or feel sorry for her, or laugh at her, or want to fuck her and she’s still got the number one song out there, so no matter what you say about her being a bad mother or drug addict or crazy, none of that really matters because she’s famous and successful and that shit goes a lot farther than being a good parent.

The other thing I like about Britney is that she’s a fat chick I want to bend over and smell like we’re a couple of dogs in the dog park. I just have a thing for trying to figure out what she ate for dinner the night before.

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s untouchable. She’s one of those celebrities who you will never be able to seduce, not because she isn’t a desperate stupid girl that would probably be impressed with by a shiny new quarter, but because K-Fed has damaged her and from this point on it’ll be impossible to be the next K-Fed, which is too bad because it was kind of a retirement dream of mine.

She prove that so much can change in a person from the age of 16 to 25 and she’s pretty much doing everything we all hoped she would do, like showing off her tits and pussy and rockin’ jeans that don’t fit because she’s living the dream that she’s still a size small. Unfortunately it’s about 10 years too late, but I usually take what I can get.

Here she is with some ass cleavage.


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Britney Spears Vagina Slip
Britney Spears Ass Crack in Some Bra Outfit
Britney’s Birthday Panty Ass Flash

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