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2007

19

Oct

I am – Adriana Lima and Airport Security of the Day

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So Adriana Lima is like you and me, except she’s good looking, gets paid to be good looking, and travels the world to make obscene amounts of money, but she still gets searched by security, proving that all that other shit just doesn’t matter, because what it comes down to is that she’s not some fantasy, she still takes shits, and she’s probably just as annoying as your last girlfriend, but not because she’s in the fifth grade, but because she’s probably only got a fifth grade education, before being poached by a modeling agency and taken to the top. That was a fucking long sentence and I guess nothing I say really matters, but what does matter is that if I was the security card, I’d definitely demand a full cavity search, with my dick, because you can never trust those South Americans, they are always up to cocaine smuggling and being lady boys.

Here she is at Airport security, making dude’s shitty 10 dollar an hour job all worth it.


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2007

19

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl who reads the site wants to meet me and take a bath for me. She keeps sending me heavily erotic emails about how badly she wants to eat my cum and how badly she wants to suck my dick and how tight her pussy is. I know that this person is someone who wants to kill me and are trying to lure me with images of tight little blond chicks getting off to me so I asked her to send me a video to prove that it’s her. If that comes through I will know for a fact that I am the next big thing to hit the internet, literally, unfortunately for you, if it comes through I am not going to share it with you, because no one ever sharces naked pics or videos of their girlfriends with me. Reality is that it is some 45 year old dude with a dildo in his ass, wearing lipstick and sharpening the knife he’s going to kill me with, but at least the fantasy’s there and so are my links…cuddles.

Some Model Falling on the Runway Video
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TV’s Best Nymphos
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Daxter From Some PSP Game in the Crazy Chamber Because You Like Video Games, They Are Your Friends
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Check Out the Girls in the FHM Hometown Honey Search Because You May Know Them and May Have Banged Some of them But I Doubt It…
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Carrie Underwood Showin’ Off Her Single Legs
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Ainett Stephens Has a Nipple Slip in the Water
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Sex On a Bridge The Movie
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Amy Winehouse Fuckign Wasted in Video
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Interview With a Whore Named Ceara Lynch
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Some Hot Chicks and Some Hot Cars
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Lohan is a Homewrecker and Her New BF and His Fiance He Left For Lohan Have It Out on Myspace. It Is Funny because Everyone Knows Lohan Will Dump This Fucker Leaving Him All Alone and Sad….
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking For Work…I’ll Hire Her To Get on Webcam For Me For a Couple Dollars
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Kim Kardashian Is Wearing a Corset Because She’s Fat
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Hilary Duff in Mexico Not Naked or Squatting Enough For This Mexican
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Claire Danes is Crazy and Has Been in Therapy Since She Was 6 Because She Was Scared of her Imaginary Friends
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Some Extreme Beer Pong for You Frat Boys
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Britney’s Got an Ironic T-Shirt Because She’s So Poetic
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Sharon Osbourne Grabbing Some Tit
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Cindy Margolis Showing Off her Cleavage in a Skimpy Outfit Like This Was the Internet in 1997
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The Hegre Girls on Vacation Naked and Hot
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Watch This Crackhead Singing the Song From Dreamgirls…Did You Know…You’re My Jennifer Hudson?
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Slash Talks About Hallucinating After Shooting Cocaine
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Joely Rchardson From Nip Tuck Is Skinny As Fuck and You Love Anorexic Bitches So Check Her Out…
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Jennifer Aniston Hates Brad Pitt
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Donald Trump Hates Angelina Jolie
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass in Some Tight Skirt
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Some Fat Kid Falls During a School Play
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Jessica Biel is a Fucking Man and Here She is Without Her Tranny Make-Up Lookin’ Like a Man
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John Goodman Checks Out of Rehab…Next Stop…McDonalds then Fat Camp
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Victoria’s Secret Christmas Pajama Party Pictures
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Jaslene Proves that America’s Next Top Model Doesn’t Know How To Pick ’em In Some Sheer Top
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Some Ice Skating Topless Chick Prank
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Amy Winehouse Got Arrested….
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Steve-O Does the Cooter Hop Over Some Naked Chick
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Hot Wedding Dress When You’re Marrying a Whore
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Some Hot Chick Named Patrycja Mikula Lookin Hot in Panties
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Some Homemade Sex Tape
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Some Flexible Russian Chick Bending
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Deshawn Stevenson from Some Sports Team Likes Lohan nad is Offering 10,000 dollars to get in Contact with Her….I’ve Got Some Serious Competition in Trying to Get in Her Box Right Now…
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American Apparel Turns Sleazy Artistic with Tits and Reindeer
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Lohan’s Uncle Was Busted for a DUI
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JK Rowling Has Trouble Keep Her Harry Potters in Her Dress at Press Conference
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The Hot Girl in Girls Aloud Showing Off her Hot Body
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Obie Trice and Saigon do a Remix for “Wanna Know” for Entourage and This is the Video
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Some Slut Rubbing Her Tits in the Forum
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Daft Punk Alive – Album Download in the Forum
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Eminem Presents – Re-Up – Album Download
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Japanese Ice Skater Because Japanese People are Crazy
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Download Bruce Springsteen – Magic in the stepFORUM
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Hot Lesbian Sex at the Beach
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Girl Sticks Paint Brushes in her Ass
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Sophie and Kylie Making Out in Lingerie Video
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Some Girl On Photobucket Showin’ Off Her Ass
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Some Band I’ve Never Heard of Versus Halo 3 – for you Gamers
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Some Reader’s Hip Hop Mix Set
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Look at this Picture Because It’s Fucking Sick….and Funny….All At the Same Time….
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Find All the Latest In Celebrity Pussy Here
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Some Girl and Her Fucking Machine Orgasms….
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Sex on the Tanning Bed Video
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Find the Best Sites To Jerk Off To
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Use this Shit if You Like to Fuck
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The Longest Webcam Video I Have Ever Seen With Teen Girls Dancing in Bras and Underwear Trying to Be Seductive Like They Are in a Hip Hop Video…If you Know the Girl In Black Have Her Email Me If She’s 18
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2007

18

Oct

I am – Uma Thurman See Through Dress Picture of the Day

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So Uma Thurman was at some fashion event and decided to show up in some see through dress and you’re not complaining because it’s been a while since you’ve seen a nipple in the flesh, and this is almost the next best thing, but not really because you are still sitting at home alone in front of your computer, crying on the inside.

I am just teasing man, I don’t want you to kill yourself, but I do know a few people who should probably kill themselves and one of them was this dude I saw the other day having a fucking fit because a dude let his dog piss on his grass. The guy came out of his house screaming and started throwing fists at the dude with the dog and I just stood about 10 feet away watching and laughing because I like watching problems unfold before me, like I am watching TV, even though it was real life. I also went to a bar the other day and wanted to know how much the tequila was, and the bitch just looked at me like I wasn’t even in the fucking place so I moved in on her and asked her if she could speak or if she was just a mute bitch because I could tell she was stupid but didn’t realize she was that stupid, she wasn’t impressed so I moved onto 2 fat chicks who were dancing and asked if they were professionally trained, because that’s my pick up line, feel free to use it. They were doing the running man and had about as much rhythm as my dick coming in and out of erection, which isn’t very much. Either way, they tried to snob me out so I decided to introduce every fucking dude who walked into the place to them like they were famous until they got their boyfriends and friends to come after me and get physical, but not Olivia Newton John physical, I’m talking trying to rough me up….

Either way, here’s Uma Thurman’s tits in a dress that is fashionable to me because it’s see through and I am still waiting for all clothes to be see through. I know you like her because she was Kill Bill and that shit’s as close as movies get to being a comic book and you relate well to comic books.


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2007

18

Oct

I am – Minka Kelly Upskirt of the Day

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I am not sure who Minka Kelly is but I was told she was in Friday Night Lights, and I don’t know what that is but I can only assume it’s on TV or a Movie and it doesn’t really matter because she’s been caught flashing her panties for the paparazzi, which is the beauty of wearing dresses. I remember spending days in the mall at the bottom of the escalator lookin’ up to see as many panties as possible, security caught onto me after a few months, but it was a good time while it lasted. I just never understood how the girls never knew everyone could see their junk, I used to like believe that they did know but would pretend they didn’t because knowing the world can see their mound would make everyone think they were sluts.

I think the reason girls don’t mind showing off their underwear is because of the bathing suits they grew up wearing. From a young age they’d be running around the pool or beach in something that is more exposing than a pair of underwear, so as long as it’s cover up it aint a thing. I’d rather the shit not be covered up, because panties limit my view of the labia, but I guess what it comes down to is that girls don’t like doing things for me. But my readers do, this is an email I got about the threatening Splash News shit I posted yesterday:

HEY JESUS

I LOVE YOUR SITE AM A BIG FAN

JUST WANTED TO PASS ALONG SOMETHING FUNNY.
I WAS ON YOUR SITE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK
AND SAW HOW SPLASH NEWS MADE YOU TAKE DOWN
THE HILARY DUFF PICTURES.
WELL YOU HAD THE E-MAIL UP FOR SPLASH AND I DECIDED TO SEND HIM
A NICE E-MAIL SHORT AND SWEET THAT JUST SAID
“FUCK YOU, GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
WELL LO AND BEHOLD THIS GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED MY WORK
LOOKING FOR ME WONDERING WHY I E-MAILED THIS TO HIM, AND HE WANTED
MY HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT HE WAS MAKING A BIG STINK.
NOW I WAS ALREADY GONE FOR THE DAY SO NOW I’M WORRIED
THIS PRICK IS GONNA START TROUBLE FOR ME.
HE ALSO E-MAILED ME SAYING I’M NICE AND POLITE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO.

And the follow-up

HEY JESUS
THANKS FOR THE REPLY

WELL HE CALLED BACK
BUT WE GOT HIM GOOD.
I AM CLOSE WITH THE RECEPTIONIST HERE WHO BY THE WAY
IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, BELEIVE ME AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY.
SO ANYWAY SHE KNEW THAT IF SOMEONE WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED
ASKING FOR HUMAN RESOURCES SHE WOULD PUT HIM THROUGH TO ME.
ANYWAY HE STARTED GOING ON HOW I SHOULD NOT BE SENDING E-MAILS
TO THEM LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.
HE ALSO THOUGHT THAT I AM PROBABLY NOT AN IDEAL EMPLOYEE IF
I AM SENDING STUFF LIKE THAT FROM WORK.
SO I LET HIM FINISH AND THEN RESPONDED WITH THESE ARE MY QUOTES.
“ARE YOU DONE, WELL NOW LISTEN TO ME, WE ARE THE LARGEST SEAFOOD COMPANY IN THE WORLD
AND MARK IS OUR TOP SALES REP IN THE COUNTRY,SO HE CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT HE WANTS
INCLUDING FUCKING MY WIFE IF HE SO PLEASES, AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY IN THIS COMPANY
WICH IS ABOUT 2,000 EMPLOYEES ALL LIKE THE DRUNKEN STEPFATHER SITE AND WE HAVE HEARD
OF THIS SPLASH OR WET WEBSITE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, SO FUCK YOU AND GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
AND THEN CLICK PHONE IS DEAD LOL LOL
KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING BROTHER, LOVE YA.

P.S.
YES THERE WAS SOME EXAGGERATION OVER MY POSITION WITH THE COMPANY LOL

These paparazzi are fucking predators trying to ruin everyone they can, I like predators when they come in the form of animal print panties, so here’s Minka Kelly with her stupid name and her shitty upskirt.


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2007

18

Oct

I am – Heidi Montag in the Same Pink Bikini of the Day

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I thought these bitches were rich girls before The Hills and Laguna Beach started paying them, I guess no matter how much money you have, if you find a bikini you like, you rock that shit daily, because Heidi Montag’s already been seen showing off her fake tits in this bikini weeks ago. I wear the same thing everyday, because I only own a couple of t-shirts and 1 pair of jeans, but I am poor, so when people who see me regularly give me dirty looks because of the smell of these fucking things, I don’t fully blame them. Sometimes when I am sitting at the computer and can smell my own ass, I give myself dirty looks and wish that I wasn’t too lazy to wash them or that I was rich enough to replace them, but let’s face it, when money comes my way, I have a responsibility to myself to spend it on booze.

There was a time that I used to hang with drug addicted hookers, I call those years “The Good Life” like I was Kanye West, but less black. Between the group of them they only owned 2 pairs of underwear each, so if they were seeing the same client for a renewal, they’d switch underwear with one of the other girls. They wouldn’t even think about how fucking disgusting that was, or consider the shit they could get from doing that, but when you fuck multiple men a day for money in back alleys, I guess you don’t really care about what the fuck happens to your vagina. In reality, I thought the whole thing was nice to see, because it meant that they were still girls and still vain and cared about being sexy and not judged by the guys even though their faces were falling off and they smelled like shit.

Either way, here is Heidi Montag in the same bikini as last time, making stupid faces to distract you from her naturally stupid looking face.


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2007

18

Oct

I am – Lucy Lawless Dressed Like a Dude of the Day

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I decided to post these because I always thought bitch was a dyke and I know you used to get off to her broad shoulders, so it’s always funny when the girl you used to jerk off to while watching her on the warrior princess show and reading your comics has decided to go through with the sex change because she was born a man on the inside, like Jamie Lee Curtis. Wearing a man’s shirt and tie is just phase one of letting the world know that it’s coming.

Speaking of cumming, I used to date a hermaphrodite or at least a girl who jokingly told me she was a hermaphrodite over and over again, until I started believing she was opening up to me, and tried to play it off as a joke to gauge my reaction. She had all her lady parts in place and looked like a thin, relatively sexy girl with big natural tits and an ass you could bounce your dick off, but it turned out that ass you could bounce your dick off was packing a dick. Because when she was a baby they found testicles and a prostate in her ass. I never asked if they were removed, I just kept trying to forget that she ever told me shit and tried to believe it was a joke because every time I’d freak out about it, she’d convince me it was a lie, but still every time i’d fuck her normal, functioning vagina, I’d get uncomfortable, but not uncomfortable enough to not bust all over her. Maybe she wasn’t really a hermaphrodite and she was too hot to not fuck and maybe she was just a girl who was fucking with my head 6 months into me slamming her, but in my mind I banged a hermaphrodite and that makes me as weird as you. Cuddles.

Either way, I only like lipstick lesbians and hot chicks experimenting with lesbianism. Bull dykes are just too damaged from being raped or molested or from being fat and ugly that they’ve denounced men and our superficiality. I’d rather put the bull dykes in their flannel and leather and denim and construction boots and strap-on’s with their lesbian haircuts on their motorcycles so that they can ride into the sunset, as fucking far away from me as possible.

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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I suck today. I don’t know what the fuck happened but it was one annoying thing after another that only let me post twice. I guess no one really cares because you don’t read this shit but I am going to get drunk. I know all these sites are a lot hungrier than I am to be the first on content, but they are no way nearly as hungry as my wife. That bitch can eat and is part of the reason why I wasn’t by the computer all day. I guess tomorrow is another day for us, we’ll just have to wait until then to find out if this is the end of stepfather, or if I can pull my shit together. It’s a cliffhanger. Stay tuned. Asshole.

Here are my links:

Hot Panty Upskirt Shot
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Ellen Cries For the Animals on her Show Because She’s Acting To Cover Her Dog Scandal
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Eva Mendes Nude in We Own the Night Video
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This Video is Called Pornstar in the Making….and It Is Some Hot Chick’s First Time on Cam Posing Her Big Boobs
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Vanessa Hudgens Got Fired For Disney Partially Because of These Thonged-Ass Shots
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Kylie Minogue’s Nipples are Hard
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Kelly Brook’s Lauches
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Some Crazy Kid Playing Great Balls of Fire on the Piano
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Elsa Benitez Photoshoot Video From 2002 Cuz She’s Hot
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Guess the Celebrity Ass
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Guess Ellen’s Lesbian Lover’s Boobs
GO Ellens_Lesbian_Boobs/

Watch The Mischa Barton Lesbian Movie Trailer
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Some Japanese Chick Named Haruna Yabuki in a Bikini
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Casey Batchelor is Some Chick With Huge Tits
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Lohan in Some Fuck Me Boots
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Other Women’s Breasts Drive Other Women Crazy…You’re All a Bunch of Dykes….
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Some Crazy Backpakcer Jumps On a High Speed Train For Thrills Cuz Backpackin is Some Hippie Shit
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Britney Spears was the First To Know Lance Bass Was Gay But Was Too Dumb to Realize What Gay Meant…
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Some Victoria Beckham Cleavage at Mel’s Diner
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Carmen Electra’s Fuck Me Boots
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Raven Riley Shows Her Cooter While Suckin’ a Cigar and I Love Both Cooter and Cigars…A Little Taste of Heaven
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Funny Yoga Lesson Beer Commercial
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2008 Calendar Exclusive
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Denise Pernula is in November’s Playboy….Here’s a Video of Her Signing Copies of the Mag for a Bunch of Losers Who Want to Meet the Girl They Jerk Off To, Even Though Jerking Off to Playboy is Like Jerking Off to the Facebook Pictures
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MTV Tries to Show The World That We’re Idiots For Being Able to Recognize Britney and Marilyn and Not Two Fuckers Who Invented Shit Decades Ago…Because We All Know They Just Used Wikipedia Like the Rest of Us. Fuckers.
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Some Viagra Ads From Around the World
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Cat Fight Video of the Day
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The Worlds Unluckiest Man is Luckier Than Me
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Donald Trump and His Bitches
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Pam Anderson’s Classy Wedding
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Some Hot Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Because She’s a Cunt
GO

A Jennifer Connelly Gallery For You To Fuck Yourself To
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Some More Pics of Kim Kardashian Modeling Her Tits at Her Fashion Show
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Left His Fiance For Lohan and I Would Too
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Ashlee Simpson Dressed in Some Stupid 80s Outfit
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Models in One-Piece Bathing Suits Because I Love Models
GO

Tom Cruise is Raising a Robot and Feeding Her Some Weird Shit
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Brooke Hogan Walking Around Half Naked
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Paris Hilton Dumped Her Pizza Delivering Boyfriend She Got Fucked and Moved On…Life and Times of a Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Cam With Her Chick Posing With a Football
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The Cruz Sister Sandwich
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Best of Bush from 1994 – If There’s Such Thing of the Best of the Band Bush….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Streaker Gets Arrested
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Black Chick Shaking Her Ass
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Nicole Scherzinger Posing Half Naked in Blender
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Here’s a Lesbian Gallery for You Cuz You Like Tight Lesbians Doing Each Other
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Elevator Surprise Prank
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British Actor Named Anna Friel Topless By The Pool
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Find Out The Best Porn for You
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This Will Get You Sex It’s Proven
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2007

17

Oct

I am – Kat Von D’s Hairless Vagina Side Shot of the Day

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Today is an exciting day, because I found out that I have a reader and that reader comes to the site everyday and thinks that the site is worthy of being a daily read. I am pretty surprised that anyone who comes to this site actually knows how to read, I was convinced that everyone coming in was either . Either way, he sent in a side shot of Kat Von D’s tattooed pussy. You can’t really seen anything incriminating, like her dick but it’s a good enough view for you to jerk off to if you have a thing for inked up bitches.

I don’t know why but I find tattoos lame. I think they were cool on rockstars and bikers back in the day, but then frat boys who liked rockstars and bikers and action sports started getting full sleeves and now all these emo kids are getting full body shit done and I find the shit obnoxious, trying to be different when really being the same. So I am a lot more into a nice non-tattooed girl with some nice soft skin than some rough and beat up lookin’ slut from the gutter, but the funniest thing about the whole thing though is that the girl who looks like she’s from the gutter, usually has a lot more class than the pretty little non-tattooed girl who needs constant reaffirmation that she’s pretty by taking dick. Not your dick. But dick.

Either way, here’s that Miami Ink bitch Kat Von D’s side shot of her snatch because she’s hot and you’d like to tattoo her with your cum. Sick-o.

Here’s the Youtube Video:of Her Getting Her Done:

Posted in:Kat Von D|Pussy|Tattoo|Unsorted

2007

17

Oct

I am – Kat Von D's Hairless Vagina Side Shot of the Day

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Today is an exciting day, because I found out that I have a reader and that reader comes to the site everyday and thinks that the site is worthy of being a daily read. I am pretty surprised that anyone who comes to this site actually knows how to read, I was convinced that everyone coming in was either . Either way, he sent in a side shot of Kat Von D’s tattooed pussy. You can’t really seen anything incriminating, like her dick but it’s a good enough view for you to jerk off to if you have a thing for inked up bitches.

I don’t know why but I find tattoos lame. I think they were cool on rockstars and bikers back in the day, but then frat boys who liked rockstars and bikers and action sports started getting full sleeves and now all these emo kids are getting full body shit done and I find the shit obnoxious, trying to be different when really being the same. So I am a lot more into a nice non-tattooed girl with some nice soft skin than some rough and beat up lookin’ slut from the gutter, but the funniest thing about the whole thing though is that the girl who looks like she’s from the gutter, usually has a lot more class than the pretty little non-tattooed girl who needs constant reaffirmation that she’s pretty by taking dick. Not your dick. But dick.

Either way, here’s that Miami Ink bitch Kat Von D’s side shot of her snatch because she’s hot and you’d like to tattoo her with your cum. Sick-o.

Here’s the Youtube Video:of Her Getting Her Done:

Posted in:Kat Von D|Pussy|Tattoo|Unsorted

2007

17

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff on Set of Greta of the Day

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I originally planned on posting these pictures because they show off how hard Hilary Duff’s working life is, you know having to run around like an asshole and crawl on the ground after wrestling a bitch for her bag like she was a 10 year old kid in the park fighting over a chocolate bar, which is probably where this fat ass got her inspiration from, because her ugly sister used to emotionally eat all the chocolate in the house when they were growing up and before developing an eating disorder, because food heals a broken soul who is jealous of her sister’s success….and Hilary sometimes just wanted a Milky Way baby.

But then I checked my email and the paparazzi are after me for the last set of Hilary Duff I posted, so I decided to let them know that I am like Gangster like T.I. and don’t give a fuck cuz I found this shit on a message board.

Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

You are posting these images of Hilary Duff illegally.
We hold the copyright and you have not obtained a license to use this photo.
Please remove all Splash images immediately or legal action will follow.
If you would like to discuss rates and feature splash material legally please contact me at 310 821 2666 ext 117.
Cheers Griff

SPLASH NEWS
333 W. Washington Boulevard, Suite 508
Marina del Rey – CA 90292 – USA
Tel 001 310 821 2666 – Fax 001 310 396 5152

Andrew Griffiths
agriffiths@splashnews.com
Splash News Sales

I am offended that they didn’t open up with this email with some greeting. I replied telling them I have no money and can’t pay them and would like them to pay me for the damages all their harassment is causing me emotionally. Either way, here are the Hilary Duff getting paid to play in some Oscar worthy performance that will be overlooked because the movie’s going straight to fucking video and if it’s not, it should. Cuddles.


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