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2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown's Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Elisha Cuthbert’s Sweater Tits of the Day

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I am an Elisha Cuthbert hater and I don’t know why. I just can’t stomach the bitch and whenever I see her in pictures I like to rip into her because it makes me feel better about myself and my hatred for her. She’s useless and since her last/only role she’s let herself go. But I am guessing she’s back in the workforce because these pictures of her out and about make her look pretty fucking good, so I am posting them as a way to retract my hatred for her and channel that shit into love because according the the shitty music my wife listens to, Love can Move Mountains.

You know what else can move mountains….money. I was at the bank machine trying to figure out my wife’s pin number because a man’s gotta eat/drink/see strippers and the motherfucker in front of me left his transaction receipt in the machine and as he walked away gave me an “I’m so much better than you” smirk. When I go to the machine, I pulled out his transaction slip and motherfucker had 72,000 dollars in his bank account. He passive aggressively told me that I am a fucking poor, hurtbag loser and that he’s so much better than me without saying a fucking word. To make the whole night even better, I couldn’t hack into my wife’s account and they cancelled her card I am not eating/drinking or seeing strippers. Thanks asshole.

Here are those Cuthbert looking hot again pictures….

The Sweater Tits:

Bonus – Some White Dress Action

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Elisha Cuthbert's Sweater Tits of the Day

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I am an Elisha Cuthbert hater and I don’t know why. I just can’t stomach the bitch and whenever I see her in pictures I like to rip into her because it makes me feel better about myself and my hatred for her. She’s useless and since her last/only role she’s let herself go. But I am guessing she’s back in the workforce because these pictures of her out and about make her look pretty fucking good, so I am posting them as a way to retract my hatred for her and channel that shit into love because according the the shitty music my wife listens to, Love can Move Mountains.

You know what else can move mountains….money. I was at the bank machine trying to figure out my wife’s pin number because a man’s gotta eat/drink/see strippers and the motherfucker in front of me left his transaction receipt in the machine and as he walked away gave me an “I’m so much better than you” smirk. When I go to the machine, I pulled out his transaction slip and motherfucker had 72,000 dollars in his bank account. He passive aggressively told me that I am a fucking poor, hurtbag loser and that he’s so much better than me without saying a fucking word. To make the whole night even better, I couldn’t hack into my wife’s account and they cancelled her card I am not eating/drinking or seeing strippers. Thanks asshole.

Here are those Cuthbert looking hot again pictures….

The Sweater Tits:

Bonus – Some White Dress Action

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Anna Kournikova In Some Red Dress Showing Off Her Legs and Cleavage of the Day

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Anna Kournikova is probably the most overrated tennis player of all time. I guess she was a nice addition to the sport because she’s pretty hot, and gave men a real reason to watch tennis, because seeing dykes screaming and grunting while flashing their panties isn’t as hot as some young tight bodied Russian chick. Here she is at some event with some fat chick because I the fat chick makes her look skinnier and prettier by comparison in pictures in Miami.

I was at a party with fat chicks the other night too. It wasn’t a very good party and the only reason I was there was because they were part of some group my wife is involved in, like Eating Anonymous or some shit. So here I am in a room full of fat chicks wanting to shoot myself in the head and all their boyfriends and husbands are there trying to have a good time, you know, drinking away their pain of having a wife that looks the way some of these chicks looked. I know some of the dudes didn’t sign up for this shit, but kids and postpartum depression lead to an emotional eating stay at home wife, but some of the other dudes were socially awkward lanky motherfuckers with no self esteem who got in with these chicks who have been fat all their lives because it’s better than being alone and here I am in a room full of them.

My fear was that an orgy was going to be organized, because swinging with obese chicks is when I decide my life isn’t worth living, even though watching it would have been fucking funny. They ended up just doing a conga line and eating more chips than I had ever seen consumed before, and I didn’t have my camera to bring it to you, but I do have these Kournikova pics which are a hell of a lot more interesting than my life and there is a fat chick who would have been considered skinny at the event I was at, but you can pretend.

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Beach of the Day

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This are probably some of the most misleading pictures I’ve seen in a while and that is why I am posting them. When I saw the caption of Jennifer Love Hewitt at the beach, I figured they were some slutty bikini pictures, but that was before I remembered that this bitch is a bigger prude than this none I once knew who used to be a whore but found Jesus. She gave up fucking for money , but she did let us peak up her habit every once in a while, I guess because once you’re a slut, you’re pretty much always a slut….even after finding Jesus.

Either way, bitch is on the beach, bitch is fully clothed and bitch is fatter than she’s ever been. It’s the typical story of the young small framed girl with huge tits who ends up hefty 10 years later, because her tits are so out of proportion that the ass feels like it needs to catch up or some shit…Reality is that all this girl ever had going for her was her body because her face was always a wreck, and now that the body is gone, I guess that means she’s dead to all of us….

I am not always mean to fat chicks because I am a model citizen. I don’t help old ladies cross the street, I don’t volunteer and I don’t have a job or contribute to the world in any way. I am not a big brother or a big sister, I am not an activist and I don’t have a cause, I am not trying to change the world, I don’t recycle but I did hold a door open for a at lady I almost slammed it on because my brain blocks out every girl I don’t want to fuck. It’s like I can be in a room with 10 girls and only see the hot ones, the ugly ones don’t even register. Either way, I apologized to the woman for not seeing her but I couldn’t help saying “I bet you don’t hear that often” because she’s fat and takes up the same amount of space as 2 people. It may have been a bad joke, it may take away from the nice model citizen act of kindness of holding the door open for a woman whos hands were full with 2 boxes of donuts and it may make me an asshole, but at least it made me laugh.

Here are those Jennifer Love on the Beach Pics for you remember something that once wasn’t a fat chick with a camera.

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson Do the Heatherette Show of the Day

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I never understood Heatherette, they are some kind of drugged up club kid tranny shit that all these celebrity bitches fell in love with and bought into and now they are making more money than anyone you know being all drugged up tranny club kid outrageousness. Either way, Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson were some of the “stars” and I used that term loosely, more loose than both of their porned up twats, who modeled for their fashion show.

I fucking hate porn bitches but I guess there’s something nice about seeing a successful mainstream pornstar and an unsuccessful amateur pornstar hanging out. It’s like seeing the Big Brothers of America teaching some homeless poor kid how to play baseball. I know they are both sluts and that they both put out for money like the street trash drug addicts I used to pay to fuck and they let the people doing them film them like it’s not a big deal which is amazing because trying to convince girls over the years to let me bust out my polaroid never really worked out for me. The best I got was a picture of one of them sleeping with part of her tit hanging out, but I even got busted for that and she destroyed it. So as I suck at life, these girls who seemingly suck at life too, also suck dick on camera and hang out at fashion shows together.

I can only assume that Jenna got casted in the part because bitch looks like a fucking tranny, and apparently Heatherette is into trannies. I love how fucking serious she’s taking this gig like it’s a fucking academy award performance or her first big break onto the fashion model scene because no matter what she does or how she does it, I will always know that she’s nothing but a broken down girl with daddy issues, who used her cunt to get ahead…a cunt that looks like she may soon be turning into a cock. Porn Bitches are trash. I’d rather see everyday girls get fucked any day. That’s the end of that.

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Shitty Quality Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I didn’t know who this bitch was before a week or 2 ago so I have no idea when they were taken and that means that they could be old or they could be new but one thing I am sure about is that they are fucking shitty.

This Vanessa Hudgen’s bitch is doing what almost every girl in my life has done. She’s given us a taste of her nakedness, because one night she had poor judgment and now that we want more she’s keeping shit covered up. My logic is that since we’ve already seen it, you should be naked every time we’re together, and since I don’t get out much, being together is you in pictures on my computer.

I remember after almost every girl I ever hooked up with on any level, I’m talking them topless, them bottomless, them flashing me, them showering for me, me finger-banging them, me going down on them, them going down on me, anal sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dry sex, heavy petting, drunk sex, sober sex, lesbian sex… it was always a one time deal. They’d give me a taste and I never had what it took to get them doing it again. The shame and embarrassment outweighed the fun in doing it and since they knew that I wasn’t up to their standards, they could easily find a better guy to share their goods with. I predict that’s what you can expect from this High School Musical slut, we’ve got a taste and you won’t be seeing her naked for a little while.

But we will see her in shitty bikini pictures.

Bonus – I found some Better Quality Pics of Her With the Fag Efron….

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2007

12

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went on walk to get out of the trap that is my house and ended up outside a Chinese Food restaurant because it started raining on me, kinda the story of my life. I wish I had a camera that worked because I saw a group of 10 Asians using Take Out boxes as umbrellas like they were Rihanna. They just stood outside smoking, talking all while wearing this fucking styrofoam boxes like fucking assholes and I didn’t get a fucking picture. So I came home and thought about how bad I wish I had 10 dollars to get beer and once I managed to convince my wife to give it to me, it was too late to buy beer, so I just surfed the internet to make me forget how much my life sucks, kinda like you…

So, here are a whole lot of links…all are worth clicking…eventually I will scale this shit down…it’s a little out of control…but until then…enjoy…

Big Tits Stephanie Tanner’s Sonogram…..
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Mary Kate Olsen Then & Now Video To Laugh At…
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Misty Dawn is Half Naked and You’ll Think That She Rocks
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Uncensored Britney Spears at the VMA’s
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Kelly Clarkson Fat and in Tight Pants Performing…
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Avril Lavigne Throwback Ass Flash VIdeo
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Funny Way to Apologize By A Dude Who Calls a Chick a Slut….
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Tomorrow is Baby Making Day in Russia…You Can Win an SUV
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Miss Iran is Dating A Baldwin….
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Lindsay Lohan sweaty crotch
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Tori Spelling White Bikini Pics….
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Jennifer Ellison BIKINI Camel Toe
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Tommy Lee writes words on his blog about the Kid “Pebble” Rock Incident (good diss loser)
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Tommy Lee Get Punched in the Face at a College Party Video…
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Some Slut Named Cassandra in a Half Naked Photoshoot
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Some Slut Named Jaime rubs her body down with lotion
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What People Thought Computers Would be Like in 1999
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Some Slut Named Jenni Frost Gallery
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It’s all Paris’ Fault Britney Flashed Her Twat…..Because They Are Hanging Out Again….
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Toronto International Film Festival features Young People Fucking
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Who Barfed Challenge…
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Nadine Velazquez is on My Name is Earl Now She’s Half Naked
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini pics
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Some Slut Named Josie Zilli in a Half Naked Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Tori Amos being half funny and Fully Lesbian
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Jenna Jameson’s Tits Are Smart
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Who’d You Rather at the VMA’s
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Wrong Football Video….
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A Jessica Alba Photo which would have been better if she had hard Nipples…
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Some Girl Named Rachel’s Insane Ass
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Some Weird 12 Year Old Collects Vaccuum Cleaners…Reminds Me of You…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Nut Crackers Video…
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Paris Hilton vs Carmen Electra Showdown….
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Christopher Walken is just about the only good thing about Balls of Fury
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Leeann Teeeden Gallery
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Some Model Named Lisa Marie Scott Photoshoot Video
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Hot Swedish Chicks Partying On FLICKR
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Some Dumb Bitch is Addicted to Text Messaging While Driving…
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Mischa Barton Dressed Like a Tampon
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Stop Motion Haircut because You’re Into That
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2 Hot Chicks Take a Shower Together…AMAZING
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More Lucy Pinder Topless
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Jennifer Hudson to be Typecate in the new Sex and the City movie
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Proper bathroom ettiquette
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Oprah proves once again she is a rich idiot
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Eva Mendes ia Happy
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Jenna Jameson – Disco Duck Diva
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Some Chick Grocery Shops With a Butt Plug In
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Victoria Beckham’s Rocket Fun Bags…
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Fag Zac Efron Goes from Naked Chicks To Fat Chicks…Which Seems Right For a Fag
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Some Girl Sucks Her Big TIt
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Weird Photobucket Nudity/Porn
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More Photobucket Nudity With Weed and Vagina
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Some More Photobucket Porn
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Photobucket Self-Shot Underwear Pics
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And Even More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Junkie Dancing to Girl Talk
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris Hilton Having Sex With a Guy At A Pool Video
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Some Porn Site Called Nancy Silk Scored 74 for Her Pantyhose and Stockings Pictures…
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Some Chick Get Stripped Naked on Some Polish TV Show Prank…
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Woman Overreacts When She Gets Tapped on the Head With Paper
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Find Horny Girls Who Will Fuck You in Your Home Town…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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2007

11

Sep

I am – Kanye West’s Freak Out at the VMAs of the Day

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Here’s the video of Kanye West freaking out for losing all the awards he was up for at the VMAs. Dude pulls the race card and cries like a little bitch about how hard he works and how good he is and how he’s never coming back to MTV because he feels so wronged, or whatever the fuck he says because I don’t speak Hip Hop.

I do know that it’s possible the whole thing is a publicity stunt, his whole being the best and greatest attitude is kinda what makes him who he is and without that he’s just some dude with average music and sunglasses like Diddy. Every rapper thinks they are the best, because all their friends that they grew up with are working at car washes, selling drugs or dead so as local heroes now in the big leagues up against the world, so standing out as the best is the way to get noticed. Plus people are idiots and believe what they are told. So if an average girl says she’s hot, people around her start believing it too. If an dude thinks he’s funny and tells everyone how funny he is, people around him start to think he’s funny because they are supposed to.

When I was growing up there was a really ugly chick who looked like an alien. All the guys in my class were so fucking into her because she had a bit more of a body than the rest of the girls who still looked like little boys. She had some tit, some ass, was tall and had thick legs. But I always knew something was off. I was new to the country and didn’t want to get beat up so I’d just go along with them saying how bitch was hot and I’d be all like “dude did you see that tight shit she was in” and shit, so here we are with this monster of a girl who became a monster because she thought she was fucking hot and guys thought she was hot, when in reality she was more busted than my TV.

Either way, losing sucks and I can relate to the frustration of thinking that you’ve got something good and never getting acknowledged, living a life of constant losing….but I guess what you gotta do is realize that the shit you create is garbage so that when awards shows come up you’re just happy to be invited to the party because there’s an open bar. Being a diva about it is so fucking pathetic and now I have no respect for the guy, not because he’s black but because he’s a cry baby. I think it’s called “grow a dick” asshole. He makes more money than anyone I’ve ever met I don’t see why he’s gotta get menstruate all over MTV….just sit at home and count your money, fuck hot groupies and shut the fuck up.

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2007

11

Sep

I am – Kanye West's Freak Out at the VMAs of the Day

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Here’s the video of Kanye West freaking out for losing all the awards he was up for at the VMAs. Dude pulls the race card and cries like a little bitch about how hard he works and how good he is and how he’s never coming back to MTV because he feels so wronged, or whatever the fuck he says because I don’t speak Hip Hop.

I do know that it’s possible the whole thing is a publicity stunt, his whole being the best and greatest attitude is kinda what makes him who he is and without that he’s just some dude with average music and sunglasses like Diddy. Every rapper thinks they are the best, because all their friends that they grew up with are working at car washes, selling drugs or dead so as local heroes now in the big leagues up against the world, so standing out as the best is the way to get noticed. Plus people are idiots and believe what they are told. So if an average girl says she’s hot, people around her start believing it too. If an dude thinks he’s funny and tells everyone how funny he is, people around him start to think he’s funny because they are supposed to.

When I was growing up there was a really ugly chick who looked like an alien. All the guys in my class were so fucking into her because she had a bit more of a body than the rest of the girls who still looked like little boys. She had some tit, some ass, was tall and had thick legs. But I always knew something was off. I was new to the country and didn’t want to get beat up so I’d just go along with them saying how bitch was hot and I’d be all like “dude did you see that tight shit she was in” and shit, so here we are with this monster of a girl who became a monster because she thought she was fucking hot and guys thought she was hot, when in reality she was more busted than my TV.

Either way, losing sucks and I can relate to the frustration of thinking that you’ve got something good and never getting acknowledged, living a life of constant losing….but I guess what you gotta do is realize that the shit you create is garbage so that when awards shows come up you’re just happy to be invited to the party because there’s an open bar. Being a diva about it is so fucking pathetic and now I have no respect for the guy, not because he’s black but because he’s a cry baby. I think it’s called “grow a dick” asshole. He makes more money than anyone I’ve ever met I don’t see why he’s gotta get menstruate all over MTV….just sit at home and count your money, fuck hot groupies and shut the fuck up.

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