So I feel like my brain was a big bowl of Oatmeal today, not because I have changed my diet to live longer by eating healthy, but because I couldn’t tap into my brain and figure out a way to tap into my memory and tell good stories of shit I’ve seen. It’s called being uninspired so I decided that I need to get into making porn and my challenge for the next 2 days is to find out how to break out in the porn scene. I’d obviously not be in front of the camera, because fat dude with limp dick porn hasn’t hit too hard yet, but I will find something that pays the bills without me having to get off the couch and that something will be sexy times….I came up with this crazy concept that would have innovated porn earlier today, in my quest to find my porno answer to my problems, but I can’t remember it, so I guess that’s dream’s over and I am stuck to this site…..
so here are my links….
Charlotte Church Using Being Pregnant as an Excuse to Get Fat as Fuck
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Salma Hayek is Still Pregnant and HUGE
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Woman Crushes a Can With Her Ass
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Some Slut Named Louise Cliffe Posing Topless in Zoo
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Lindsay Lohan is Hiking
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K-Fed is Partying as Hard as Britney
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Digital Dolls are a Group of Girls in Underwear on Video
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Some Chick Modeling Naked is an LA Woman
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Some Kim Kardashian’s Crazy Ass Pic
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Some Crazy Boxing Knockout
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Some Chick Named Victoria Hervey Posing Pictures
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Jenna Jameson tells TMZ that She’s Healthy and Happy in Video
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Some Zoo Superbabes in Ibiza Video
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Hayden Panettiere is 18 with Flowers
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Hayden Panettiere is 18 in a Bikini Before She Was 18
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Rihanna Performing at MTV Awards
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Sam Heuston Panty Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Public Access TV is Amazing
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The Worlds Best …..Woman to Man….Sex Change
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Pam Anderson and Her Wet Thong….Pictures
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Rabecca- Running on a dream…is a Girl Next Door Posing
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Gisele Posing in Max Magazine
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Janice Dickinson Protests PETA with her Modeling Agency in their Underwear
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Some Chick Named Alexa Vega on the Beach Not Naked Enough
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Why You Shouldn’t Rob a Bitch Twice Your Size
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Crazy Russian Lady Has 130 Cats
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Natasha Henstridge Sex Scene Video
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Some Chick Naked in Public
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Lohan’s Boyfriend is a Vampire and Bites Up Some Stripper
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Ass in the Pool
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Photobucket Chick Shows Off Her Bare TIts
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Some Girl Losing Her Shirt Prank
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Kid Staples Firecracker on Him Then Lights It…
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James Blunt on Sesame Street
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The Evolution of Tara Reid Becoming a Human Again…
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Dude Gets a Little Crazy With His Digicam
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Angelina Jolie Nude In Beowulf
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Some Chick Takes Off Her Pants for the TotallyCrap Contest
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Some Stupid Video
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Paris HIlton Shows Off Her Acting Skills in Some Movie
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Some Muscle Chick Exercises and Flashes Her TIts
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Sperm Bank Magazine Ad Worth Checking Out..
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Mariah Carey Naked on the Cover of Interview Magazine
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Complilation of Brother’s and Sisters Hooking Up in Mainstream Movies…
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Hairy the Dancing Pubic Hair Videos Makes No Sense to Me
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Some Music Video With Girls Dancing Around in Underwear
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Teri Hatcher Does a Lap Dance on Howard Stern
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Behind the Scenes at a Lesbian Porn Shoot…Check Out the Fat Boom Mic Operator Who Went to School for This and It’s the Only Work He Could Get but at Least his Friends are all Jealous of His Job…If He Has Friends…
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Cowgirls Riding the Horse Bareback….
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Some Chick Named Patricia Painting Nude
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Maria Sharapova is Ice Cold Between the Sheets
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UFO Flying Over Paris….
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Some Statue Boobies Video For You
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Hot Chicks Get Tasered in Their Underwear
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Naked Lawnmower Man
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Zoo Watch the Video of GIrls in Bikinis Running Around on the Beach
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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