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2007

04

May

I am – Stacy Keibler Playing Volleyball of the Day

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Ok – So I haven’t quite got the fat slob strippers out of my system, I wish I wasn’t poisoned by what I saw, but I can’t really help it. I feel this is what kids feel like when they see their parents fuck. I never really knew my parents because my mother was a hooker in Mexico and my dad was one of her John’s, at the time of her death, we had narrowed it down to 10 potential clients of hers, but that doesn’t really matter, what does matter is that she always banged in front of me, but it was her job so I don’t think it was that traumatic, or as traumatic as it would be for you to think of your mom on all fours taking it from your dad….

Either way, these Stacy Keibler playing volleyball pics, remind me that not all girls are lazy slobs who don’t realize they are lazy slobs and decide to live the hot girl with insecurities and daddy issues life as a stripper. Let’s hope that that is all I really have to say about this….because it’s starting to get boring, I know. Just look at the pics…Cuddles…..

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2007

04

May

I am – Ali Larter Isn’t Wearing a Bra of the Day

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After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.

I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.

I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…


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2007

04

May

I am – Ali Larter Isn't Wearing a Bra of the Day

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After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.

I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.

I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…


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2007

04

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess I have no choice but to do a stepLINKS. I know at least 4 of you rely on this shit to entertain yourself, even if the shit I post is dated. I wasn’t in the fucking mood to do it, but I pulled through. I went to a strip club tonight and all the girls were fucking busted. I am not talking about busted like you’d expect a stripper to be, I am talking busted like you’d expect the clerk at McDonalds to be naked. I am talking bitches who looked like they were on the McDonalds diet, trying to recreate that Supersize Me movie I never saw. They were fat, and not sexy fat, like she’s just a bigger chick who knows how to move. They were fat like they are a bigger chick who you are surprised could actually get on stage and support her weight long enough before either collapsing or dying. Either way, here are my links, I am sure I’ll be feeling better about things tomorrow, when I sober up and forget this night ever happened. Cuddles.

Heidi Montag Bikini Showing Off Her New Tits of the Day
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini for a Third Time This Week
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Lohan’s Hacked Facebook Profile With Slutty Pics
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Some Girl Getting Naked On the Street
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Dirty Bachelor Party Video
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Andy Dick Hitting The Bag
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Gloria Trevi was the Token Whore at an Awards Show
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This Video is Called Seagull Catcher and It’s Funny
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Next Door Nikki Gallery
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Natasha Hensdridge Has Big Tits
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College Girl Attacked When Flashing
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Steamy Miss Great Britain Contest
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Some Video Called Useless Cunts
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Girls Showing Their Asses While Partying
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Kate Bosworth Bikini – Round 2
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The Latest Superficial Friends
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Kate Bosworth Down Shirt Nipple Action
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Intense Asian Girls Making Out Intensely
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Paris Show’s Off her Paris Purse, I Don’t mean Her Vagina
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Lohan Looks Like a Fat Bloated Drunk Guy…Yes…She Looks Like Me….
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Drunk Sluts Playing in the Shower. I think I’ve Linked This Already, But Watch It Again
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Kate Moss Has Powder Stains on her Pants After Going Missing…
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Some Lame Card Trick
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A Couple of Kids Juggling Together Because They Are Lame
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A Video Called Brazilians are Hot
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Aida Yespica Posing In Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan Caught Doing Blow on Tape
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Old Classic Pics of Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros in Bikinis
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Skinny Webcam Girl Humping and Dancing
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Mischa Barton Rocks a Wet T-Shirt
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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Hot While Dancing
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New Red Hot Chilli Peppers Video
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Sofia Verggara Stuff Mag Photoshoot Video
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More Jodie Marsh – Sexy Nurse Pics
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Geri Spice Showing Off Some Leg
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Ghost Caught on Tape – And That Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tori Amos Performing in some Lingerie Lookin’ Top for The Lesbians Who Read the Site
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Gorilla Masturbating
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Drew Barrymore Looking Disgusting in a Red Dress
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Paris Hilton Will Go to Jail
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This Video is Called – When Mormon’s Attack
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Lohan Parties With Paris
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Some Salesman For CHUBB Has a 7 Year Erection
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Angry Chicks Fight in the Driveway
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Topless beach Video 1
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Topless Beach Video 2
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Wife Washing A Car With Her Ass Hanging Out
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Topless Japanese Soccer
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Girl Waxing Accident Video
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Husband Watches His Wife Get Raped Video – NSFW
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Marisa Miller Black and White Photoshoot
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Samwell – What What in the Butt – Video
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Tila Tequila Topless Black and White Photoshoot
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This Chick Amanda is Up To Her Shitty Youtube Video Ways With Bad Songs and Experimental Dance
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SPAM of the Day
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Hollywood Inside Spy Reports on some Parties – If You Like Reading
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

03

May

I am -David Hasselhoff Exclusive Drunk Video

I know Entertainment Tonight is on in about 30 mins where I live because I only have one channel and it is usually on in the background while my fat wife eats her chips, but this video is of David Hasselhoff wasted being filmed by his daughter and it is pretty fucking funny. I just spent the day at the casino because all my friends got their welfare checks and thought they would win big so that they wouldn’t have to be on welfare anymore. I guss their investment and money making ways is the reason they are on welfare to begin with, but I never turn down a good time. I only had 15 dollars and I lost it in about 5 minutes but it was still nice to see where all of society’s retired trash end up on a thursday afternoon. It was like a fucking old folks home field trip and I tried to seduce a couple of them into giving me some money to play with in exchange for oral sex, but they weren’t having it. In the end I got kicked out for stealing an old man who was asleep at his slot machine’s bucket of quarters, but I didn’t get arrested.

Either way, watch Hasslehoff in drunken action with his daughter, at least he isn’t touching her inappropriately like you would be. Sicko.

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2007

03

May

I am – Day Dreamin’ of Spiderman 3 of the Day

I think I hate Spiderman. I was never into comics, cuz I liked vagina. I was never into comic book movies because I liked vagina. I have been forced to watch shit like Superman, Batman and even Spiderman at times I was trying to get vagina, but I never made the choice to see one of these movies on my own, it was always to please someone else who had a vagina. I have been seeing the major promo kick for this movie all over the place with premieres in China and other places around the world, I know that the studio is trying to make this a huge blockbuster smash, and it probably will be one, because there are a lot of virgins who like comics out there and thanks to them, their 10 dollars will line the pockets of asshole movie producers that will never give me a stepfather movie but will instead make shit like Spiderman 4. I will just never end and I blame you….

Whenever I get stressed out thinking about these people making more of these movies, I like to slip into a day dream of what life would be like, if Spiderman worked the streets of my city, dancing and panhandling by day and ridding the world of crime at night by drinking himself into the gutter he’ll crawl out of the next day to go back to the streets and dance some more, using his Spidey Suit to keep him warm on those cold winter nights at the homeless shelter. Here’s the video.

The real Spiderman 3 hits theatres on Friday.

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2007

03

May

I am – Day Dreamin' of Spiderman 3 of the Day

I think I hate Spiderman. I was never into comics, cuz I liked vagina. I was never into comic book movies because I liked vagina. I have been forced to watch shit like Superman, Batman and even Spiderman at times I was trying to get vagina, but I never made the choice to see one of these movies on my own, it was always to please someone else who had a vagina. I have been seeing the major promo kick for this movie all over the place with premieres in China and other places around the world, I know that the studio is trying to make this a huge blockbuster smash, and it probably will be one, because there are a lot of virgins who like comics out there and thanks to them, their 10 dollars will line the pockets of asshole movie producers that will never give me a stepfather movie but will instead make shit like Spiderman 4. I will just never end and I blame you….

Whenever I get stressed out thinking about these people making more of these movies, I like to slip into a day dream of what life would be like, if Spiderman worked the streets of my city, dancing and panhandling by day and ridding the world of crime at night by drinking himself into the gutter he’ll crawl out of the next day to go back to the streets and dance some more, using his Spidey Suit to keep him warm on those cold winter nights at the homeless shelter. Here’s the video.

The real Spiderman 3 hits theatres on Friday.

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2007

03

May

I am – Lohan Partying at Some Event in her Bra of the Day

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Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can’t get into because I don’t wash. To see the pictures I am talking about CLICK THIS LINK.

These pictures of Lohan were put up in their group today and I figured I’d post them because I didn’t see them anywhere else. The event was called Music Loves Fashion and Steve Aoki and some dude named DJ Skeet Skeet were DJing. From the pics Paris Hilton and Lohan were both getting down and dirty, but that’s to be expected because they are party sluts….

I used to go to clubs and get drunk and be an asshole to people I knew. Maybe it was because they were landing hot girls and I was getting kicked out for passing out on the bathroom floor, but in my drunken stupor, I used to go around and tell girls my friends were trying to sleep with that my friend had Aids, they would get pissed off at me, but still go home with them, but would make them wear a condom

The next day I’d get the call saying how much of an asshole I was for fucking up their chances to have raw dog sex and I’d just say that I am a modern day superman because any bitch who goes home with a guy you tell her has AIDS is probably not the kind of girl you want to end up fucking without a condom….

Point of the story is that I save fucking lives and here are pics of Lohan destroying hers….I guess I coulda gone with the whole Paris and Lohan being the kind of girl you would end up baggin without a condom only to beat yourself up the next day for doing it and getting tested monthly for the next 3 years because of it, but I guess that woulda been too obvious for me to do…

PS – Since every blogger steals exclusive pics, I figured I’d watermark it my way, with a solid cumshot on every fuckin’ pic….admit it’s amazing.


Bonus Picture – Lohan at Coachella With Her Lesbian Lover via thecobrasnake

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2007

02

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking by the local Subway and saw this skinny fucking bitch eating a 12 inch sandwich and thought to myself that I must have a pretty fucking slow metabolism because if I don’t even eat a 12 inch sandwich. Maybe I am a pussy who eats like a girl is supposed to eat. Maybe it’s more of a financial decision for me, because Subway, despite being fucking disgusting, costs money I don’t have, so getting anything there is like going all out for me. Either way, I still look like Jarred, before the Subway diet changed his life, so the fact that I have a bitch’s appetite really doesn’t upset me all that much. What would upset me is if I was the motherfucker taking her on a date, and she ordered that shit, I’d have to tell her to slow the fuck down on the food and call her a fat whore, even if bitch looked like the meth addicts I once bagged….

Either way, the forum was a bit of a bust, but that’s okay, I’ll keep it up anyway. I figure it will become a great place for spammers to destroy…. Here are my links….For the record, this is the best link dump on the internet according to me, tell your friends….

Britney Spears in Her First Concert in a Long Time Dressed Like a Slut and I am Lovin’ It…
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Katie Holmes Getting Sexy on Set with Someone Who Isn’t Tom Cruise
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Lilly Allen Smoking on her Way to the Gym
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Fergie Out in Mom Jeans
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Kirsten Dunst’s Foot Fungus
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Hayden Panettiere Out in Short Shorts with her Brother
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Some More Taylor Cole – Hot Surfer Pics
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Carmen Electra Body Painted and Hot in Epic Movie
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Boogie – Video of 2 Girls Dancing
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Playboy Centerfold Busted on Cocaine Trafficking Charges…
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Photobucket Tit Licking’
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More High School Musical Bikini Pics
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Alessia Marcuzzi Nip Slip On TV
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Some Girl Gets Camera Phone Pic of Some Dude Who Exposed Himself to Her on the Subway like a Pervert…
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This is a Chocolate Asshole
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A Little Waist Watcher Porn Coverage
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50 Cent is Selling his Connecticut Home that has 52 Rooms and Some of Those Rooms are Fucking Weird….
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Breakdancing Around The World Video
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This Video Is Called WTF
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Amazing Dinosaur Prehistoric Video
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Lohan Plans on Going Crazy on her 21st Birthday in July
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Photobucket Foot Fetish Pics
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Gisele Has a New Employer Already
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ a Hot Red Dress
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Petra Nemcova Lookin’ Awkward the the Spider Man 3 Premiere
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Ricky Martin is Gay on the Beach
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Pitt – Jolie Family Arrive in Prague
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Angelina Jolie Gives Some Dude a Lap Dance
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Amazing Waterbed Prank
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Shitty Beatboxer Trying Out for Some Show…
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Beautiful Agony is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Afghan Army Training Video
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A Whole Lot of Night Club Portraits
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Adriana Lima at the NYC Premiere of Spiderman 3
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Dimetre’s Girl in her Bra
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Some Slut’s Photobucket I think I’ve Already Linked
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Weird Topless Painted Up Freak
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Photobucket Upskirt
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Some Crazy Girl FIght
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Dude Dancing like a Queen at a Sports Game
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Samantha Hot Body on Photobucket
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Blake from American Idol Beat Boxes Through a Bon Jovi Song, I Fuckin’ Hate Beat Boxing Because it’s Gay so I hate to admit that he killed it….but I think he killed it….
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Bathroom Dance Show/Strip/Whatever the Fuck This Is….
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Check out Barbara Streisand’s Big Ol’ Titties
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Sex on the Beach Video – NSFW
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Lesson in Gynecology Video is My New Porn
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Night Vision Sex Tape – NSFW
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You need sex and I need money – This will achieve Both Those Things – Thanks
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2007

02

May

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics of the Day

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These pictures aren’t much of a surprise, this girl is a total fucking whore who likes to get attention by getting naked in public. I don’t really know any girls like this and if I did, I’d probably hang out with her everyday even after it got fucking old because I can never really get bored of seeing the same drunken bitch flashing her cunt to the world.

The positive thing about this girl is that she’s pretty fucking authentic. She takes her slutty club girl way to the beach with her by rocking a bikini that is way too small for her and I guess it would be pretty homo of me to dis her for that. I think she should just keep doing what she’s doing, despite how predictable it is because it can never really get that boring….

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