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2022

28

Apr

Jessica Alba Refrigerating Her Old Vagina of the Day

When your bread starts getting funky, or really any food that you don’t want to have spoil, you throw it in the fridge… it’s basically the reason humans invented fridges….

Get an extra week out of the food…make it last just a little bit longer………

So Old Mom Box Alba is applying that same science, logic and technique to her pussy, by doing an ice bath to hopefully freeze and preserve the goods so that she can be hot, jerked off to, despite being a billionaire mom, for as long as she fucking can, because being hot is important these people, that’s why they’ve all jacked their faces up to muppet proportions, committed to fitness and diet, vanity is important and I don’t love it, but it’s better than the alternative….haggard.

What it comes down to is that she’s still Alba and that may be all some of you old timers need.

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2022

28

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs have failed in protecting bare asshole from leaving marks on pants from dirty whores lap dancing with vigor…. But have won in showing asshole to the ppl who want to show their asshole to the world but aren’t the kind of whore who takes her panties off….you know you gotta draw the line somewhere and some clubs don’t let you remove the bottoms in your private dancing routine….

As someone who believes the asshole is the window to the soul, both those things are wins…I’ll sniff that skid mark all week.

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2022

28

Apr

Rita Ora Bikini Tits of the Day

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Hot titty Rita Ora…the Rita Titty Ora…Tita Ora…or uh….titty Ora.

The point of the story is What came first the Titty or the failed popstar who become some kind of host, influencer, socialite who is famous for being a failed pornstar that fucked a Kardashian….some producers and is still not a popster, but she’s paid her fucking dues…and through it all, there has been great Bosnian tit.

That’s not the point of the story, the point of the story is would Rita Ora matter or be Rita Ora without the awesome, now aging, titties.

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2022

28

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the only gameshow we fucking need on LIVE tv.

If the perverted TV executives are reading this site and they aren’t, they should probably rip off that idea because if you want to revamp TV…get those viewers back bring the TITTY…if that CNN+ app they just shut down was TITTY drops, it’d but fucking huge, maybe they’d call it REDDIT….

The point is, girls have tits, they like showing their tits, and when they get a chance to compete with each other over their tits, because I guess they organically just want to be top TITTY dog, because they all believe they got the best tits, or at least feel like they can be contenders and it’s all in good fun…because tits are fun when you don’t take yourself too seriously and don’t are about strangers jerking off to your tits…which I don’t think any woman is against, they call them creepy perverts, but they like it….they’ll just never admit it..

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2022

28

Apr

Halle Berry Cleavage of the Day

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Halle Berry Cleavage of the Day

Halle Berry’s old cleavage is worth looking, at least according to Halle Berry, because this is the shit she’s putting out there.

You know, why bother pretending that at 60 years old you are too old, rich and sophisticated to reduce yourself to the tits that got a bitch an Oscar…..because you can use those tits until you’re 100 fucking years old since people love tits enough to celebrate them even after they’ve been dead and burried, cuz you know there’s a motherfucking grave robber so mad at the CREMATION trend because it gets in the way of digging up and titty fucking random corpses how NATURE intended.

The point is, tits will always get hit and when you’re old, at least focus on the tits, because the face and the rest of the shit is rotted out….expired…sour fucking milk…but when they’re Halle Berry, we rebrand that rot as heathly, FERMENTED CABBAGE for gut health, rather than rotten cabbage but with a pussy.

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2022

28

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Surf’s Up bro…..

I can’t wait until Bill Gates dims out the sun so that we can eradicate those pesky sun tans, that vitamin D that you get from the sun, you know that is supposed to keep you healthy, but that they’ve decided KILLS you…because the giant radioactive ORB that all life relies on is BAD for you….which probably doesn’t make sense in the animal kingdom becasue we’re humans and above that shit….we get lost in our own bullshit.

Luckily, girls can later themselves with chemicals and STAIN their skin like whores who are willing to anything to produce hot fetish shit like tanlines.

SEXY.

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2022

28

Apr

Mirror Selfie and Other Videos of the Day

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Legs

Good Morning

Twerks….

Training

Bathroom Booty Dance

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2022

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw that Jim Carrey trending on twitter while researching the anti-christ ELON MUSK and his trending nonsense to manipulate the minds of the masses.

A video of a hick couple saying that Jim Carrey is one of the actors playing Biden is finally going viral on the internet because that’s just how slow the internet is.

In the event you weren’t aware, there has been a conspiracy since Biden and all the politicians are being played by actors in masks, silicon masks are good enough to trick people, along with face filters, I mean it’s pretty basic tech…

It is also an actor based reality, where the general population is caught under some spell, so I fucking believe that the Biden now is not the Biden of the past, but that’s because they all look fake….from their movie set.

So either they are hired actors in masks and AR filters or aliens in skin suits….but either way..when Biden went into office, Jim Carrey put up a picture her drew of the Truman show and disappeared off social for a long time.

To think he was the actor playing Joe Biden isn’t really that much of a stretch….but now that it’s a conspiracy, make it go viral so that everyone thinks it is just so absurd or a joke and so no one will notice that Jim Carrey is playing Biden….

Right.

Don’t trust trending hashtags on the propaganda machine….and I’m not saying Jim Carrey is playing Biden, but I am saying why would they want you to laugh or make a meme about Jim Carrey playing biden about 2 years since that storyline dropped..

MAKES YOU WONDER…..maybe we’ll save that question for the THOUGHT police manipulating our reality…..or ELON who is involved in the FAKE Depp trial for funding and possibly knocking up Amber Heard and the Twitter takeover story…all in the same week…he’s the master distractor…isn’t he.

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Johnny Cash Musical Going to Broadway
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2022

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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2022

27

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens brought her tits to Coachella because that’s what she bought them for….you know because being a Disney kid pretty much paves the way for you being lame as shit….or mainstream as shit…so going to festivals like coachella become an annual event you love so much because you have no soul, it was sold to the motherfuckers who put you in the HighSchool Musical shit.

I don’t know if her Coachella outfit is all that exciting, I mean we’re in an era of ass-less chaps and pussy print everywhere, cleavage seems so basic, even for a basic bitch like Hudgens who is queen of the basics…thanks to the whole Disney thing.

I wonder if anything will ever be cool again….or if it’s just going to be series of blown out, monetizeable moments, but the shittiest people, who produce the shittiest content and products, because all they care about is money and the masses who give them money have no opion of quality or substance…they just do what they are told.

Cleavage though, that’s why she bought em.

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