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2022

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve done way too many fat girl posts for weight watcher’s wednesday, which is not affiliated with the weight watcher’s brand in any way, because these fatties like being fat, they’ve fetishized it and monetized it….

But as a fat girl hater, someone who tolerates them when they serve me donuts and coffee, or when they check me out at the WALMART cash, confused at what actual money is, or why I wouldn’t check out using the futuristic ROBOT….

I’m more into weight watching when it involves girls using weights, getting toned up and fit, because it’s healthier, it’s achievable by all women, it takes work, and it looks better….so choose fitness not fatness.

So watch weights being used by hot slutty exhibitionists at the gym, where you know that the outfits are insanely slutty in this era……because the alternative is just fucking lazy, vile, and probably tastes like diabetic pussy while smelling like shit thanks to not being able to clean off proper…too much surface area.

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2022

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Cleavage of the Day

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They say that KIERNAN SHIPKA is only 22 years old, which may make some of you MAD MEN fans feel old because you used to watch that shit and she was a little kid sold to the industry and cast on that show……but since I never watched Mad Men and I see how old as shit January Jones is now, I don’t find KIERNAN SHIPKA being 22 to be that shocking…I only found out about her a year or 2 ago.

What I do find shocking is that she looks about 45, maybe it’s a vaccine injury, maybe they grow up quickly after being robbed of a childhood for monetary gain, a little selling your soul, or your parents selling your soul before you even know how to ride a bike….it hardly seems fair, but I guess it was worth it so sites like DrunkenStepfather can celebrate her little cleavege and long looking skinny legs in her 80s style prom dress….you know an achievement all young women strive for….
“i want to be famous to get posted on a titty blog no one reads by a pervert who talks about tongue fucking assholes”….

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2022

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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ASHLEY GRAHAM and ISRA LAWRENCE because it’s WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAY for the fat loving, chubby chasers who are all about the fat chicks, because they’ve never met a skinny or fit hot chick, because we’re at that stage in humanity where everyone’s a fucking fat lazy pig….

Since it is Weight Watcher’s Wednesday here’s a bunch of chubby girls for INCLUSIVITY even if I think INCLUSIVITY, like the woke is the end of fucking society, that will eventually be overturned when people realize it’s the worst thing ever.

So NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED except sometimes.

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2022

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Ass of the Day

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I just posted fat fuck ASHLEY GRAHAM and her stretched out fat girl belly in a topless pic, so why not follow-up with what I’d call the second in line in the body empowerment movement of about 5 years ago, where fatties decided it was their time to be SI SWIMSUIT models.

There may be more successful fat models, I don’t really know the fat girl scene, since I have a no fat chick policy in my life and website, but sometimes laughing at a fat girl, or fucking on at 3 am when drunk, or off TINDER on a Monday is something hilarious, entertaining and different, but maybe not that different, now that fat girls think they are hot and worthy, and not desperate and lonely…like my wife was when I mooched.

Anyway, Iskra is known for being fat, I think she’s a fake fatty, actually fat, but she faked it to use as a marketing hook, and now maintains it to not upset her fat fans who find comfort in her…..

So this is her at ass, and it’s hardly fat enough, it’s almost hot, and for someone who hates fat, that’s confusing….It is not gross enough to be plus sized, I guess she’s decided to get fitter and hotter, since fat kills….turning her back on her fat fans who believed her lie….I guess you can’t keep that lie in a fat costume forever, eventually the illnesses set in and if you’re fake fat, you want none of that.

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2022

Apr

Ashley Graham Necrosis of the Day

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Oh my go, what the fuck is going on with Ashley Graham’s body, that’s clearly the wrong filter…..but also a flaw in this EMPOWERMENT bullshit, sure some people can jerk off to it, and as good people we tolerate it, or accept it as being fine, but the issue is why does it have to be shoved down our throats for her attention seeking, or her trying to be relatable to the other fatties so that she can keep getting hired to be their leader.

I get it, she had a kid, I get it those are either diabetic necrosis, stretch marks, or some kind of vaccine injury, but we don’t need to make a side show about it.

Be fat, be happy, cater to the fat fucker chubby chasers, but PUT IT BEHIND A PAYWALL, stop giving it away for free, this is the toplessness we don’t want to see.

I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS….and thus feel RAPED by it.

If I was rich, I’d sue. Since I’m not, she’ll probably sue.

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2022

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I have the Johnny Depp bullshit trial that you all know is designed as a distraction or a satanic ritual to humiliate Amber Heard and to get people back into Celeb gossip after 2 years of not giving a shit about it, by bringing back their favorite motherfucker, Johnny Depp…because even people who pretend to hate him know he’s great and even people who don’t respect cucks don’t mind that he’s a cuck, he’s Johnny Depp for a Reason..

Anyway, they have Lady Gaga’s AGENT / FINACE who I guess had sex with Lady Gaga, and he’s on the stand, under oath, assuming this is an actual court room and not a set filled with extras under NDA…..you know you gotta get that Pirate’s franchise pumping money for Disney now that Florida has fucked them over for their GROOMING of kids, something they’ve done since Mickey was a twinkle in Walt’s eye.

So while he’s under oath, they aren’t asking the important questions like ‘DOES LADY GAGA HAVE A DICK OR BALLS”….cuz bitch looks trans, even though less than half a percent of society are trans….I’d think Lady Gaga is trans…

Because of the trans movement being able to pass as women since women are all doughy muppets thanks to ace injections, these girls are forced to prove they are ladies by shoving shorts in the fuck holes, so people know there’s a cooter and not a cock….even though it’s not the most accurate test of woman….lady parts in shorts can be faked….but I figure it’s a campaign to prove womanhood and I’m into staring at pussy through pants and so should you.

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2022

Apr

Caroline Vreeland Brings the Bikini of the Day

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2022

Apr

Attention Costco Shoppers – We’ve Got a Crazed Maskhole of the Day

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I’m an anti-masker because I think breathing in your own exhaled breath is some dumb fucking shit that even if it saves you, which it fucking doesn’t, it is disgusting, and probably bad for you….yet all these idiots are fucking addicted to it, like it is their security blanket, who argued TRUST THE SCIENCE but now that they science says take off the mask, they don’t do shit, they are still TRUSTING THE OLD SCIENCE that was never science, just propaganda to make idiots comply to their tyranny….obviously…

They still have mask mandates here, for no reason other than tyranny, virtue signalling, government overreach, socialism, fascism so I do have to put them on in certain situations because I don’t like having arguments everytime I need to do something, but it’s always under my nose so I can fucking breathe. When I don’t wear the mask, I get fucking attacked by workers, managers other patrons and it’s fucking annoying.

You can’t tell a bitch what to wear, that’s patriarchal toxic masculinity, but you can tell a motherfucker want to wear on his fucking face when he’s trying to buy some fucking whiskey…cunts.

Anyway, this is a COSTCO shopper, who is scared of the COSTCO workers, because they don’t have to wear masks anymore, and dude’s busted out the pepper spray in his rage….

I no longer hate the masking maskhole fucks, now that most places allow you to live life without one, so you can really see the kind of person who is a masker, just a brainwashed, confused, mentally abused cuck who is so damaged by the pandemic, faces send him into fight or flight and we can ONLY blame the media for that.

So here’s a psycho being psycho because COVID PROPAGANDA made him that way…..thanks you complicit fucks who pushed the agenda…it’s going to take years for people to ever normalize, and I don’t think that’ll happen as they line up for more shots, more masks, more outrage towards the pure bloods….dark times are coming, it’s not over yet.

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2022

Apr