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2022

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw a meme that read something along the lines of “now that Elon has bought twitter, he is going to delete it, so go outside and enjoy yourselves”….

Which would be the best thing that he could do assuming people still use twitter, which is shocking to me, like who fucking cares what anyone has to say about anything and it’s not because they deleted me and I’ve been sitting on the edge of my chair to be reinstated by my savior, the evil billionaire psychopath who financed Amber heard, who believes in transhumanism, who doesn’t look anything like he did 20 years ago, who posted Free Mason quotes just a couple of days ago, who wore a NEW WORLD ORDER jacket to the MET GALA in 2018, who has a mom who does illuminati symbolism in a lot of her photoshoots, who was likely bred to be this person, because he’s ultimately, planted, not as impressive as you think he is but for Americans who like IRON MAN movies, he fits the bill….who pushes vaccines aggressively, even the COVID one, or did when it was cool, before shifting…..who doesn’t really care about free speech, but rather all that DATA for AI….who was business partners with the same owners of Twitter with TESLA…pushing fake climate agendas while pretending the e-vehicle is a better option that gas…despite all the rare earth minerals mined by slaves it requires to make these batteries they can’t recycle….where he has government contracts…where he wants to replace truckers with automated trucks and where he probably has the same business partners for his SPACE thing while SPACE may not even be real….but if it is, he wants to be on the front lines.

But in the mediocre world of mediocre people fighting over mediocre shit that really doesn’t matter….they just take it all at face value and don’t see every Tesla driver as some kind of cuck pussy who is easily marketed to…..but I do….

WHO CARES ABOUT TWITTER….

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Soccer Player who is WORTH a Look
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Margot Robbie is Not Hot as Barbie
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Mila on the Carpet
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Chris Paul Kicked a Defender in the Junk
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Hitting a Triple in a Baseball Game
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Dude Says Lewd things to Nurse
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7 At Home Experiments
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2022

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am blown away that people are talking about the ownership of Twitter like Twitter fucking matters, it’s just a lame ass website that they are posturing as the TOWN SQUARE OF HUMANITY….like fuck off, it’s just a fucking website, and if that’s where the heart of HUMANITY lies maybe the impending collapse is a good thing…it is a good thing….people are fucking dumb…

I get it they think Elon is the real life Iron Man superhero coming to make the woke cry…..but never trust a billionaire they are billionaires for not being very nice, or for being placed there…

I am also blown away that people actually pretend to care about Ukraine, it confuses me because we all know they don’t actually care about Ukraine, they probably didn’t even visit the country when they were back packing Europe and now they are waving flags for them….war is all bad…passively choosing sides like it’s a mud wrestling match when you genuinely don’t give a fuck about either place is weird….

Don’t people have anything better to do?

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Abella Danger Has an Interesting Way to Eat Ice Cream
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Rita Ora’s Bikini on the Black Beach
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Carmella Rose Snaps Some Selfies!
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Daniella Monet Camel Toe!
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Irina Shay Coachellas
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Amazing Sports Hottie of the Day
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Shailene and Rodgers Break Up Again
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Woman in Hummer Ramming Cop
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Tom Scott Toboggans
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Johnny Depp’s testimony about Amber Heard pooping his bed
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Horse Says Not Today
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It Looks Like Aaron Judge Enjoyed His 30th Birthday Party
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Former NFL QB questions if Aaron Rodgers can elevate a rookie WR at this stage in his career
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Nicollette Sheridan in a See Through Top!
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Elsa Hosk is a Babe
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Homeless Man Mansion!
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Rick Ross, Ric Flair, Mike Tyson Meet-Up
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The Last Tasmanian Tiger
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Weird Running Fail
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Rams Drop a Star-Studded Draft Hype Video
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20 Awesome Racing Simulator Rigs
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Sophie Mudd Does a Workout
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Yankee Fans Throwing Beer Cans at Players
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How To Park a Car in France
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Hot to NOT Drive
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The “World’s Sexiest Jockey” Celebrated International Lingerie Day
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Gala the Topless Model at the Caravan Park
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Gigi Hadid Bikinis
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Gold Digger Prank
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Brake Fail at Gran Turismo
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Star Witness Parrot
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Hot Hipster Badminton Upskirt Shoot
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Sommer Ray Pees in the Ocean on Instagram
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Shop Security Tracking Customers
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0 to 200 in 7 Seconds
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Rachael Ostovich Hit the Jackpot in Vegas
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Charlotte McKInney Bikinis
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Salma Hayek an Daughter in a Photoshoot
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Gigi Hadid’s Bikini Collection
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Shopping
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Nicolette Sheridan on the Streets
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Karliee Kloss on the Streets
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Jordana Brewster on the Streets
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The Bella Twins
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Ashley Tisdale’s Legs Spread in Jeans
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Claire Danes at an Event
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Liz Olsen in a Pyramid Structure
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Shailene Woodley has Legs
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Lucy Hale in Fitness Gear
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Blake Lively in a Bright Outfit
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Fuck the Honey Pot
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Hungry Ass
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Leg Lifting
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Taco Tuesday
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Mask on face – Toy in Ass
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Massive Rack
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Fingered with Butt Plug in
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17 Shit Days
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Car Squirt
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Perky Tits
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Toy in Ass
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Car Toy
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Instagram Hottie
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Lathered ASs
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Amateur Fuck
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Girlfriends
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Blonde Amateur Sex Tape
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Slutty Selfies
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Panties to the Side
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Danielle Colby Nude on Only Fans
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Cactus Fucker
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Pussy Reveal
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Hole Wrecking
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Long Leg Spread
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Leopard Print to the Side for the Dildo Ride
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2022

26

Apr

Jordyn Jones Nip Slip of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a pudgy Kalamazoo daughter of an alcoholic farmer who had a mom who looks pretty WALMART but since they are rich now, probably isn’t….

But still looks like a WALMART cashier who steals the cookies from damaged goods bin all shift….

So I guess Jordyn is doing her best to fight her genetic predisposition of being poor fat white trash…or a crackwhore, meth whore, I’ve never been to Kalmazoo but if the parents sell the kids to reality dance shows in LA you know things are pretty desperate…..

Anyway, she’s still being trashy, just expensive trashy, thanks to millions of followers, some of which pay her for her private IG stories in her underwear, as she decides to follow the money into porn on Only Fans, she’s just not there yet…but her nipple’s apparently making it’s appearance, possibly a debut, so she’s gotta watch out, that’s like doing anal on a first date, or a first porn shoot, there’s NOTHING to build up to if you’ve given your all….I mean not showing nipple could by 8-10 months of sales as the creeps wait in anticipation for the appearance…

I guess this may not be her nipple. and who cares, she’s more interesting for her big dance ass that knows the moves, otherwise those execs would have sent her back to Kalamazoo, or kill her in a blood sacrifice at Megan Fox’s house as they potentially do with the homeless people and other “young aspiring actress disappears” cases……

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2022

26

Apr

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk is something else..a….hosk…..

Get it…

I mean, I buy into her origin story, some Swedish B-Ball player in a league you could obviously jack off to…and I’m sure many people did, why else would they be watching lady sports.

I am just surprised that Josephine Skriver, the other hot VS model is the only one made in a test tube with genetic modification thanks to her dad’s working in gene editing and making designer babies….because Elsa Hosk is the one who looks like she was created in my MIND yet here she is all cummed to life….BUT the real question is whether she’s real, I mean are you real? Am I real? Is the internet real……do I actually put lame ass jokes on a blog everyday like a teen girl with big dreams….I mean I like to think I’m in a Coma and this is just the delusions….MY WHOLE LIFE was manufactured in my mind…..

But I’ll go with real, because if you don’t know the difference of real or simulation, and I don’t….then it’s real enough to jerk off to

Elsa Hose..is something else.

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2022

26

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I am the ambassador of the TiNY TITS being hot movement, because I fucking hate bolt on tits, even the good ones, they just represent a lie to me, some clown-like alterations to the body, and if it’s not as natural as it can be, then it doesn’t impress me….I’ll still stare, but anyone can fake anything and it’s just too transactional rather than being born that way…not that fake anything would prevent me from fucking any of them if my dick still worked….I’ve had sex with too many inanimate objects over the years to hate on anything man made…especially titties….

BUT, that doesn’t mean all girls should get fake tits because of TikTok, most dudes like manageable tits, and manageable tits can still look hot, despite not being as terrifying as Caroline Vreeland’s tits (scroll down to see them).

So this is our SAVE THE TITTIES, LEAVE THE DAMN TITTY ALONES, with pcis of girls who are proud enough of their tiny tits, to let dudes jerk off to them, because they know that tits may get hits, ass and pussy is our target destination and they’ve got that covered.

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2022

26

Apr

Camila Cabello Ass of the Day

Camila Cabello, who is fat by Hollywood standards, or by any rational person over the age of 35’s standards, because there was a time when you were the only fat kid at the waterpark, or swim class, or beach, or gym locker room, it wasn’t ever 1.5 motherfucker being ridiculed for having big ol titties….

But in today’s internet standards of low standards because they are inclusive, woke and too self absorbed to care, her pop star body is fit….and really when you’re in this pose, we’ll call it strategic posing as the fatties of OnlyFans have likely mastered, the gunt is hidden, the Cuban illegal poster child of the American Dream thanks to whatever human trafficking goes on for these pop stars they create….I’m not privy to that info..but the leopard print bikini, the raising hell hat, an the perverting the minds of her young fans is enough to make me think I know what club she’s part of…and it’s not Jesus’.

Anyway, thanks to the internet, we all jerk off to fatties we’re being gamed by and that’s probably why everyone’s an anti social reclusive….hide from society cuz they can’t live up to their lie and they don’t want to expose themselves because they like being jerked off to….groundwork for the METAVERSE.

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2022

26

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I was ordering a burger the other day and there was a mom in front of me and she was wearing tight pants. I figured she needed the elasticity of the pants to hold her all together and it was doing a pretty good job of it, mainly because French Canadian women can party, eat shit, smoke a pack of day, drink every night, and still manage to look fucking hot, until they hit about 30 and turn into some scary ass shit, maybe 40 now that women have dialled back their hotness by a decade….but yeah, the French Canadian woman before the rot, even with kid, is something special…but I could just be saying that because I could see her full pussy….

I was walking out of the burger spot and saw a 60 year old woman, also in leggings, they were branded for fitness so that it didn’t seem slutty and she was fucking ripped in said leggings, clearly she worked out and at 60 years old she looked amazing…..but I could just be saying that because I could see her full pussy…..

I can go on with tight pant stories all day, there are SO many tight pants in my daily life and I don’t even live my hole…all the Tight Pant stories end the same…they look amazing even when they are ambitious heavy lifters stretching the pants to their limits…..because I am just saying that because I can almost always see full pussy.

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2022

26

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Panties of the Day

When you’re a bit of an outdated, not so with it because she was busy being a “legit” celebrity around the time social media happened, so she didn’t actually have to be an official whore to get followers, your sexting style instgram content for views, because the only thing that get views is VERY low level porn…..or at the very least attention seeking raciness that may not be all that racy, but is pretty racy when you put it in context…..which is that Ashley Tisdale was a Disney Kid before Disney were grooming perverts and their cast members only did whore shit behind the scenes…now it’s all out there….in what I’d call too little too late…because no one gives a fuck about Tisdale, especially now that she’s removed her tits.

Clearly, she’s seen Vanessa Hudgens having some level of celebrity on social, getting work, doing direct to consumer brands, MATTERING because she did fitness and bikini content people could jerk off to…and it’s all so desperate….but since I’ve always thought they are all whores…it’s all so obvious and we knew this would happen.

So here’s a Tisdale panty and legs in the air like she’s either about to get railed, ankles on shoulders or she’s trying to get the sperm to stick to her womb…..all while eating snacks like a lazy slob rich person….drinking wine like a basic white girl….in bed like the trash that she is.

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2022

26

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Things to wear to the beach, which is basically pictures of girls who have uploaded pictures of themselves in various swimwear for the fans to jerk off to them, since everyone’s a celebrity in training now, or at least a sex worker in training, who like to build their empire off the creeps of the internet who get overly excited by the bikini pics, which is basically all dudes on the internet, because you and I both know that without the bikini pic, there would not be social media…it’s really the only reason people are there, following, or listening to the bullshit “hey guys…..” storylines….and I guess it could be worse…the internet could be built off videos of people shitting…an that’d be far less fun for people who hate feces like me, real fun for people who love feces, and probably all the followers who pretend to love feces because they are trendy and they’d hate to be cancelled for not being into feces…YOU FECES PHOBIC…..groups in colleges would be created….protests would happen…because that’s how idiotic people are.

I like the slutty bikini selfies and the content being produced for likes and follows, because it’s so simple, intentions so obvious….bragging, showing off, looking for compliments….keeping people lazy, dumb and not willing to BOTHER elevating the collective consciousness with their slutty content because they don’t have to….why bother when less effort gets same results…..

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2022

26

Apr

Kristin Cavallari Cleavage of the Day

Kristin Cavallari has a hot dog / hallway style vagina thanks to using it to breed athlete sponsored babies over the course of the last decade, because it’s easier to let rich guys cum in you to bring you the good life, than it is to do work or whatever.

She’s from Laguna Beach, but thought she was too big or too important for reality TV, so she ended up just being a cum dumpster, or breeding pig you find at the animal rescue after they’ve been used the fuck up and are no longer of use to said breeder. Only unlike the breeding pig at the animal rescue, this bitch collects a monthly check.

Sure, she can pretend to be an entrepreneur with a lifestyle brand like a mini Paltrow and I’m sure her brand does well, but let’s not let instagram businesses take us off course of her being a child support payment recipient.

Luckily, with money comes vanity and with vanity comes not allowing herself to get fat, so that she can selfie with confidence with her tits out, in an age appropriate one piece….

I’ll stare at the mom tits, plus we can pretend her childbirth was more a c-section to keep the cunt intact, as she knows her bank account may rely on it being in good working condition…

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