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2022

19

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I do not know why there is not a professional TITTY DROP league being organized in your local community centers, or sports bars…you know one of those obscure sports that matters because you can jerk off to it more effectively than it was football..I mean maybe that’s my Vince McMahon or Dana White, maybe my calling is to start this Titty Drop league, create titty drop stars, have titty drop events, grassroots up baby….because there’s no sport I’d rather bet on, watch, or cum to, ideally while coaching….you know totally ready for a scandal in 10 years when all the weathered, broken, lost Titty Drop athletes come at me for MeToo cancellation, after I make all my titty drop money.

I do not know why I post my billion dollar ideas here for the internet to steal, let’s just hope whoever runs off my lead, gives me some kickback for being the mastermind beind hit.

In the meantime, here’s some titty drops to inspire billion dollar titty sports leagues.

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2022

19

May

Em Rat Cow in the Sheer Outfit on the Streets of the Day

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I guess you’d call this a cry for attention, not a style or fashion statement…but you know that it’s reaching….

I don’t do much Emrata content here, she’s one of those manhating lesbians who pushes the MeToo agenda and that just rubs me the wrong way when millions of dollars were made off her tits.

It’s one of those titty models, who goes viral and doesn’t think her titties are the reason she went viral, so she turns on the tits, and the fans of those tits by doing things like calling photographers that helped endorse her when she needed them creeps.

Of course they are creeps, what the fuck do these girls expect when they hang with dudes who make a life of shooting nude chicks for free. It’s a fetish of theirs and you’re it for that shoot day…

I saw this video of her and her baby, she’s a mom now, doing a panty dance and it got close to 8 million views, which is huge, she’s still a big fucking social media star…this is the video….

Just realized her kid was in the video, so go check it out on her IG, she actually looks good in it, hence the 8,000,000 views I gather.

So you have to wonder what went wrong, why does she feel so empty, she has built a social media influencer career, she’s made millions off that, she’s launched her own brands, she’s been in the movies, not great movies, but still actual movies….she has a husband and kid that we’ll assume she likes…

Yet, she goes out there in her underwear, which is actually pretty great, since she’s got a bit of an ass now, but still kinda sad and useless….

Maybe she just needs a hug…some real love, some real validation to fill her empty soul, since you know the people around her are there to brag to their friends that they knocked up Emrata…..I mean unless they were child hood friends, they are there for the great tits….like all the fans and followers…and brand partners….and there’s nothing wrong with that…it’s just probably empty enough to make you walk around in your underwear like Kanye’s other girl Julia Fox trying to make a name for herself..

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2022

19

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Listen up motherfuckers, you’re in TANLINE country….

I know that the media as a whole is trying to turn you gay and trans, and for the most part it is working because people are simple minded and do what they are told, only in this case it’s not at some college frat hazing, or late at night after a few drinks and you’re homie gets a little weird with you and opens up about how he jerks off to gay porn, the bully in this case is society as a whole…and they aren’t even trying to hide it, cover it up, but instead they are laughing at all the fools they puppet master….TAKE A SHOT, CUT YOUR DICK OFF, WEAR A MASK, RUIN YOUR LIFE….as they cash in an LOL….you can’t really blame them…

Well, I am still a firm believer in hot chicks, and sometimes those hot chicks are literally hot, and do things like hang in the sun, resulting in the nature’s highlighter highlighting the good parts that they keep underwraps, which in and of itself is insane, since everyone’s a slut, it’s almost like they put on clothes to get the tanline for a look, cuz there is no way any of these girls aren’t strategically tanlined….not to mention, most lather skin staining chemicals on themselves for the tanline….so it’s just MOVIE MAGIC….but since everything is fake, and we accept it as real, tanlines are probably the least of our concerns…since we can jack off to them and pretend they are real.

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2022

19

May

Braless Dance with the Silliest Titty Sling Top and Other Videos of the Day

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Military Titty

Girl and her Horse Erotica

Slut and her Bikini Dance….for Narcissism

Another Narcissist Bikini Dance

Another Slut and her Bikini Dance

Slut Yoga with Mila Malenkov

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2022

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The early worm catches the monkey pox….

Yes, the fear mongering machine is pushing yet another virus that they actually gave us enough lead time to prepare for because I remember Micro Soft Dick saying some shit about Small Pox making a comeback with a big shit eating grin….and here we are…with some small pox family virus that they approved a vaccine for back in 2019….how convenient….but not as convenient as some of the covid shots having Chimpanzee Cells in them you know to make the vaccine work…google it..

I hear Patient Zero was Khloe Kardashian, which makes sense since she’s half monkey, and because it apparently transmits through rough anal, yet another gay disease, and since Khloe doesn’t have a vagina and uses the asshole for her vagina, it just makes sense…all while nothing makes sense.

Here are some morning links at 1 pm because I am not an early bird, worm or anything, but I may have Monkey Pox…

GOODBYE.

Kate Upton Drops Bikini Content
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Malvina Brings the Booty Blast
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IRINA Flashes the Cows
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Tiger Body Painted Big Dancer
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Cat Jumps on Delivery Driver Unexpected
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Fly in Slow Motion
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Wild Boar Helps Woman Close Doors
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Celebrity Jeopardy is Coming Soon
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2022

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that I am unappealing to people, you know abrasive, leave a bad taste in their mouth, even before coming in their mouths, or should I say cumming so you know what kind of toxic sperm because I am dying joke I am making..

If I could highlight my jokes, I would, so people would understand them, since they aren’t funny and need to be mapped out.

But yeah, if I had the charisma to go with this RAW TALENT, I’d have an army of topless women working as my marketing, sales and blowjob giving team..

Instead, I got no one….Where’s my marketing team at, where’s my sales team at, where’s my tech team building out apps for idiots….let’s fucking get private jet money like all these are con artists on the internet…who fake it, make it, and keep faking it…..

Speaking of con artists with their fake traffic on the internet click these links…..because traffic trades is how we survive around here…assholes…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Emrata is Miss New Booty for her Thong Swim Collection
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Miss BumBum Suzy Cortez Reacts to Lionel Messi to the MLS News
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Carmen Electra Joined OnlyFans
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La La Anthony’s See Through Dress
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Lingerie Top
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Los Angeles Chargers star’s wife shares video of player practicing drills on the beach during honeymoon
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Katie Austin’s SI Swim Rookie Shoot
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Kylie Jenner in a Skimpy Lingrie Outfit
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Bikini Models Underground for Wang
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Celebrity Jeopardy is Coming
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20 of the Most Expensive Paintings
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10 Best Bruce Lee Pics
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Dude Proving he’s Spicy
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Charlize Theron and Gabriel Aubry are Hooking up
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Chariot Racing is Crazy
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Trombone Shorty’s Long Trombone Solo
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Cute German Shepherd Meets Kittens
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Patrick Mahomes’ Wife Brittany Issues a PSA About Her Alleged Ferrari Mother’s Day Gift
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Ebonee Davis – Model in Space
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Carmen Electra Joined OnlyFans
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Peeing Fail
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Tom Scott on a Microlight Aircraft
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The Slo Mo Guy Captures Pinball Machine
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We are but Dust in the Wind
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Sound of Music Inspiring Rosmarie Trapp has Died
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Anastasia Karanikolaou Gets Down in The Kitchen!
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Dolphin Plays Fetch with a Diver
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Huskies are Weird
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Amber Fields Hot at the Arcade
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Miley Cyrus Reflects on Her Near Death Experience!
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Circus Tiger from Abused to Healthy
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The Bull Dog who Plays Dead
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Kelly Stafford Laughs Off Getting Duped by Fake Aaron Rodgers Quote
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People Failing at their Jobs
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WWE Superstar Mandy Rose is a Hot Commodity
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Wear a Meme
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Shitty Trash Cannes Celebs at CANNES Some Showing their Cans…But Not Nearly Enough.
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Karlie Kloss in some Slutty Fitness Shit
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Margot Robbie Legs Lookin like Shit
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Selena Gomez at a Disney Event Because They Own Her
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Selena Gomez Kidney Donor / Harvesting Plant in a Slutty Top at Same Event – AWKWARD
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Hilary Duff Stuff
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Jessica Alba in Some Leather Dress being Old and Average at Best
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Skai Jackson in a Slutty Outfit
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Kerry Washington in a Tight Dress
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Amanda Bynes on the STREET
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FKA Twigs Legs
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Gemma Arterton Back
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Ava Phillippe – Young Reese – in a Photoshoot
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Gwyneth Patrow Shit Legs
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Adrianne Palicki Tight Dress
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Anne Winters Making Moves at an Event
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Anya Taylor Joy’s Merkin
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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Renee Olstead Nude in the Laundromat
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Andie MacDowell Topless in 1991
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Hot Babe Gives Herself an Orgasm
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Big Toys
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Skinny Bitches are the Hottest
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BIG BIG BOOTY
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Fishnet Toy Ride
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Scumbag of the Week
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Naked Avis Kimble
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Big Butt Plug
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Cam Whore Awards
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Hot Amateur Stella
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Big Toy Girl
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Big Booty Babe Posing
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TikTok Flip the Switch but Porn
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Pussy Rubbing
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Naked Thai Titty Model
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Movie Fuck
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Clear Dildo Ride
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Big Dildo Times
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Naked Model and her Vibrator
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Weirdo
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Big Titty Titty Fuck
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BOOTIES
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Chair Rider
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Amateur Porn Stars Fuck at the Resort
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Ass Dildo
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Amateur Porn Couple Sex Tape
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Titty Model Kym with the Tits
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Hipster Chair
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Miranda Strips Out of Lingerie
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Ass Dildo
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Slow on the Dildo
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Finger in Toy in Ass
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Birthday Sluts
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Crazy on a Hot Tin Roof
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Shower Dildo Time
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Sleeping Sluts
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Always be Prepared
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Masturbating Girl
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Naked Golfer
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No Chance
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MILF and Dildo
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2022

18

May

Taylor Swift Sluts it Up of the Day

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Here’s piece of shit Taylor Swift, the scam of scams, who managed to manipulate the minds of young girls everywhere with her simple lyrics for their simple minds. I doubt she even writes the songs, but really, they aren’t that impressive so it is possible…

I will say that seeing her in her World Economic secret society looking robe that Satan himself has been seen wearing, now that he’s a meme while destroying society, humanity, the world as a whole…was icing on the cake of “she’s obviously only famous to push an agenda to the youth”…..

I figured she was going to a child sacrifice event, maybe a spirit cooking event, some weird sex party…..you know satanic elite shit…

Turns out, she’s been given an honorary doctorate or something from some college to remind you that the education system is a fucking joke, corrupt and into clickbait…..

That’s just the cover story, this robe has to be for her satanist sex cult for the elites….it would explain the tight dress and slut shoes…wouldn’t it….

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2022

18

May

Brie Larson Trying to be Hot of the Day

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Here’s some bobble head bitch named Brie Larson, who you may know from her pop career that never got off the ground, so her team decided to repackage her as an A-Lister, all without having any STAR POWER at all….

She’s the fakes A-Lister around who should go to bed at night knowing that no one buys into her A-List shit no matter how many high paid roles they put her in because they are struggling to survive in Hollywood…

She looks like she tastes like balls….her balls, not career advancing balls, but that’s probably because she looks aged out…and masculine…

I usually endorse fit girls over fat girls, fitness over all..and I am sure a fit Brie Larson is hotter than a fat Brie Larson but when you’re this shit, it’s all shit…

Point being the fakest a-lister….who I consider the TWITTER spam bot of celebrity is out here being like “look, I’ve got a toned stomach from my action start fitness routine, where even my slutty outfit looks like it’s covering up a 9 inch dick”…

What I am saying is, fitness isn’t always hot, sometimes it’s gay…and when it’s Brie Larson, it’s FAKE AND GAY.

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2022

18

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I just realized that every single post I’ve posted today has been either fat and vile looking bitches, or Rumer Willis, who might as well be a fat and vile looking girl, because she’s about as hot as one…

That good news is that we’ve got WORKOUT WEDNESDAY, a feature that celebrates girls who go to the gym, who consider themselves fit, who actively try to not be fat and I am all for that.

Fit is healthy, unless you’re anorexic fit and dying of anemia, heart disease and haven’t had your period in 8 years….

But for the most part, fit gives energy, strength, the ability to bounce on a cock without gassing out and losing their breath….it allows them to fit in one plane seat, not 2, it probably means they eat less and more affordable, but then they probably eat healthy, while feeding a fat bitch requires a bag of chips, a jug of chocolate milk and a tub of ice cream….so maybe the fit chick isn’t as cost effective….I mean they also live longer….but yeah, we’re just looking at the pics, not investing in a fit chick or costing her out, so celebrate that fitness, it just looks better than fatness.

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2022

18

May

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass of the Day

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I am going to assume that new mom, at least I think she’s a new mom, Iskra Lawrence, the plus sized model, body activist who was once a normal sized model who realized playing plus sized will help her stand out from the crowd of normal sized girls, because at the time there was pressure from the internet fat whining social justice warriors for fat chicks that look like them in ads or influencer campaigns because skinny hot chicks made them feel like shit about themselves, their laziness, their lack of effort….so thanks to them being shitty and unimpressive people, we all have to suffer….

Anyway, Iskra is in FAT FACE, faking the fat and you can tell that even in her fat now, she likely works out to have less of an obesity look, less of a GILBERT grape look, and more of a black guy’s white gf look.

That doesn’t mean she’s not part of the problem, part of the lie and propaganda they are pushing to say fat is hot….and trying to trick us into it by shaming hot fit chicks…

It just means she’s less ugly, less looking like she works at the dollar store cash where she eats one too many 25 cent chocolate bars per sift….or like her ass tastes like chocolate sauce and premature death because fat is a killer…

She’s what they’d call “hollywood fat”, fat as shit, but not motorized scooter, struggling to breathe fat…..so here’s that fat ass that makes money off being fat…

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