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2022

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw that they were reading some of Johnny Depp’s text messages to his homies about his horrible cunt wife who was manipulating, abusing, taking advantage of his good intentions while spending his money like the Texas stripper trash she fucking is….

They are trying to hold it against him for saying something about drowning her, burning her body and fucking the corpse to make sure she’s dead….like people don’t make necrophiliac jokes on the regular.

Just this morning I was telling my wife that when she dies from obesity related issues, I will fuck her one last time before calling the coroner so that we can say she died having sex, even if the sex came right before the rigor mortis sets in, you know one last hurrah if you will and I will…plus her expelling of her excrements when all lets loose could act as some sort of vile lubricant.

The point is, making burning bodies and fucking them jokes, is totally normal when talking about prosititutes you accidentally marry in a drug and drunken stupor….

The court system, the legal system, high paid lawyers are such a scam with their bullshit laws, their bullshit legalese legal language, their bullshit protocol. I like the old west, humans handling shit like the animals we are approach. If a hooker crosses the line, you remove her from the situation. Imagine a brothel owner in Deadwood going to court over his unhappy hooker, no, you fucking remove the problem and go on with being awesome!

The point of the story is that men know how manipulative women can be, men know how they’ve been abused by opportunistic women, even broke dudes get manipulated by women, you stick your dick in and you pay the fucking price….but not all women are EVIL, but it’s not that far of a stretch for us to believe that some are…we’ve all heard the stories…..so TEAM JOHNNY….calculated cunts may not be calculators, but they are can count money and figure out how to get it.

The point is, the legal system is so fucking petty, fighting over text messages sent to his friends over bullshit, like fuck off and treat the bitch like the whore she is.

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Elsa Hosk’s Amazing Bikini Bod
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Former Tennis Star Ashley Harkleroad is Now on OnlyFans
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Elle Fanning on her Wild Miami Birthday bash
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Alexa Demie’s See Through
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Olivia Culpo’s Bra Top
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LSU Gymnast is Pretty Smokin
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Dove Cameron Goes Live and It is Creepy!
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Rita Ora’s Bikini Mud Rub Down
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Mike Tyson Punching Someone Harassing Him on the Plane
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The Wiggles Concert’s Bohemian Rhapsody
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Homeowner Scolds a Cop
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Antonio Brown’s Blunt on 4/20
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Fun Artsy Shoot of a Nude Model
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The Greatest Generals of History
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How Men Hold Their Girl When They Have No Money
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Gifted a Car – Fail
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Clippers Big Man Isaiah Hartenstein and Model Kourtney Kellar Got Engaged, Cardinals GM Has Blunt Response to Kyler Murray Trade Talk and Kylie Jenner is Painted Gold
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Malu Trevejo’s See Through!
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Woman With “Distracting Big Naturals” Shamed by Hater While Celebrating Her Birthday!
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Sasha Obama is Dating an Actor’s Son
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Stoners Hide from Cop under a Tarp
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Demi Rose is a Cowgirl
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Dams Failing
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Eating a Popsicle Whole Fail
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Von Miller Being Sued for Allegedly Sending an Explicit Photo of a Woman to Two Well Known Celebrities
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Nicki Minaj in Lingerie
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Carmella Rose in a Seashell Bikini
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David Letterman and his Hydraulic Press
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Johnny Depp on the Stand a Few Days Ago, He’s Hilarious
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White Sox Shortstop Tim Anderson Flipped Off Fans in Cleveland
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Sofia Richie is Engaged
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Topless Model Alba
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Ohio State Band Playing Van Halen
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Dog VS Mountain Lion Attack
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Model Kate Posing on Tables
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Maru the Cat vs The New Obstacle Course
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Whitney Johns Does 4/20
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Sweet Dreams
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Irina Shaykk – Still Hot
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Kiernan Shipka Trying to Get the Attention
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Liz Olsen Cleavage at an Event
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Maude Apatow Being Famous for Euphoria
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Iris Apatow in a Bra Top
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Sydney Sweeney’s Not Enough Cleavage
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I don’t find Zendaya Hot
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Kate Beckinsale ina. Tight Dress
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Kristen Bell Old Lady Leggings
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Sofia Vergara Big Cleavage
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Dove Cameron is a Demon
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Alexis Texas Oils Up Angela White
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21 Shitty Days
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2022

21

Apr

Alexandra Daddario Bikini Chemtrails of the Day

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When you’re one of the old ones, pretending to still be one of the young ones, because you’ve finally managed to breakthrough to the mainstream riding on Sydney Sweeney’s tits in White Lotus, where she played the older tits that aren’t quite as impressive as the Sydney Sweeney tits, but when they join forces, they almost have the power of a decent actress, some form like voltron but with tits…and acting not whatever the fuck volton did…I could never relate to nerd shit….and still haven’t seen Lord of the Rings movies…

That said, when you’re old, but staying youthful because younger people are starting to care and maybe all your rich girl dreams are about to come true, all that dick sucking, that may not have been actual throating, since she was a rich kid and her rent was paid while going to castings and faking til making it..

You take the pic from about 30 feet away, so tits are seen, body seems less doughy and proportonate and the haggard face doesn’t distract frm the overall hot bod….that may or may not be getting hit by CHEM TRAILS spreading COVID and OTHER fun things those CHEM TRAILS have spread….WEATHER MANIPULATION ANYONE?

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2022

21

Apr

Katharine McPhee Wet of the Day

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This is Katharine McPhee doing her best impression of one of her husband’s adult diapers after one too many ENSURES…..

That’s all I got….

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2022

21

Apr

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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You gotta love a good Christian girl rocking her cross proudly, because she wants you to know that she did not get sold to the satanic and perverted hollywood industry, she’s god GOD on her side, which is why she’s rocking a pretty racy bra as a top, it’s the nipple tape of bras, to show you what GOD has given her, or at least given her the ability to buy..

She’s a Disney Kid gone bad, but not quite as bad as the Disney Stock now that Florida has said “Fuck you woke grooming monsters coming at our kids, pay the fuck up, the free ride is over”….which it fucking should be, but since everything is corrupt, people get bought off by powerful companies, we’re basically destined to a fascist life of hell!

BUT AT LEAST THEIR TRAINED TALENT GIVE YOU tits to jerk off to in their outfit choices as they bridge the gap between porno and mainstream in the weirdest way, because it’s just shit porno and not mainstream at all…instead of being of quality….it’s an instant gratification throat fucking era of 40 second porn clips, what do we expect…NOT MUCH.

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2022

21

Apr

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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Everything on the internet or social media is fake thanks to filters…so jerking off to influencers is now as weird as jerking off to anime…..which brings up a good point…who the fuck is jerking off to anime…I’ve never understood that and will never understand it but I guess it’s only a matter of time before we’re all just jerking off to CGI avatars in the METAVERSE so these girls are doing as a favor with their trick photography.

I saw fat paparazzi pics of Jordyn Jones, softcore pornographer from white trash beginnings, making money selling panty pics on instagram, soon to drop an only fans where she lets her “I am a sexual being” out in the wild for profit….as they do.

I mean, I saw the Doctor Phil Catch me Ousside girl, a viral sensation from Dr Phil claim to make 50 million on Onlyfans, which is shocking, but I actually BELIEVE it….I think she bought a 7 million dollar house in Florida with that money….so regardless of whether she’s made 50 million off you perverts, she’s definitely made more than most.

So why wouldn’t a girl like this, a fake trained reality star dancer sold to the industry hop on board…..

This is her giving the pool a grind down like she’s trying to leave a shit stain on it, or give it herpes…and and and you may like it.

The “new” hollywood, is self produced porno.

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2022

21

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Glass half full shit…

If you’re a girl with a dirty ass wearing white pants, you probably hate that a thong doesn’t cover the asshole enough to avoid what could be publicly humiliating damage.

If you’re a girl with an asshole fetish, which seems to be what a lot of girls have, they may see the visible asshole behind thong as a bonus….

One man’s trash, is another man’s gold, the foundation of most relationships….a thong is a trash panty for panty functions but a golden panty for people who want to see asshole behind panties.

I dig it, but I also like to think the asshole is the gateway or window to the soul, the asshole is the coveted SEXT, because that’s when you know you’ve got all she’s got to give and you have to actually set up a meeting to fuck because you’ve capped out the orifices to negotiate pics of.

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2022

21

Apr

Olivia Jade Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Jade’s the college admission scandal victim of parents trying to keep up with the Joneses because they could afford to keep up with the Joneses.

I don’t know if you know rich people, but they are very into the status, the talking points, the showing off amongst each other.

I used to know a guy who had some event company, he got in with the rich people and all of a sudden weddings he was planning went from 20k to 500k, because everyone needed to outdo each other…..and I guess they could afford to…even though there’s so many better things to do with 500k even if you have endless supply of money….rather than throwing some uptight party for your lame ass family and friends….

I like to think that the college admission scandal, at least in Olivia Jade’s case, was really just her parents being rich people wanting those talking points for when they ran into people they knew….”OH Olivia, she’s huge on Youtube, but we wanted that degree she’d never have to use because Massimo clothing set us up forever, that’s K-Mart…on and she makes tens of thousands of dollars a month on youtube just being Aunt Becky’s daughter..but we need to teach her how to repeat bullshit taught it school back at some loser who never made it called PROFESSOR”….

Anyway, the fake ROWER, has a pretty fit body, so that’s good enough for me to accept her as a champion rower and I’ll let her into my online course about how to masturbate on camera with vigor and focus…..it’s not a very popular online course, but neither is anything I do.

She posted these bikini pics a few days ago, so we’re revisiting them, there’s too much slutty online, I can’t post it all…and I will say that Aunt Becky should have never gone to JAIL over this bullshit bribery, rich people have been buying degrees forever, who fucking cares, if you don’t like it, get rich. Loser.

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2022

21

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS are spreading harder than pussy spreads on the internet, because I guess people have figured out that flashing tits is what is needed now that bikini pics aren’t enough, so you’ve got all these attention seekers who know they get more views for their salacious content people they know jerk off to, but as they see that engagement dwindle, they reevaluate how far they will take it…..and TITTY drops seem to be the gateway to that.

You won’t see TITTY drops on Instagram, it’s for other internet communities, but people on instagram are probably producing them and we’re here to watch, since tits are great, and in this era of everyone showing their tits, since they are just tits, but tits also get hits, and hits is what sets off that instant gratification dopamine receptors, there’s likely a lot more to the tit videos than the tits.

That said, if you get the group doing something, more will follow, until TITTY drops are going down at the GROCERY STORE, RESTURANTS, BARS….assuming they aren’t already.

I like internet trends when they are tits, not lame challenges like tide pods, ice buckets or gene therapy vaccinations and masking.

TITS….an how about the TOP Titty Drop with the GRINGO TACOS…..holy Cinco De May tits, where’s my blended margarita and sombrero to guacamole to.

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2022

21

Apr

Juno Temple in Weird Selfie Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know much about Juno Temple but I remember thinking she was hot in at least one of her nude scenes…she’s had a bunch of nude scenes so her tits are out there.

I do know that she’s a British 32 year old, who’s Aunt was the general secretary of the Communist Party. Her dad a music video director and I guess movie director because he did the movie “Earth Gils are Easy” back in ’88, when Juno was just a glimmer in his eye, or cycling through his testicles, lost and alone, but NOW she is found.

I do now that with her fame, her hot nude scenes, this social media selfie photoshoot is creepy and she’s looking rough…

There’s some short skirts, pantyhose, chest rubbing and it all has a weird human trafficking, snuff film feel to it…is she ok? Is it a cry for help? Is this the moment before the guys come into bukkake….maybe that’s what makes it better.

She’s out promoting “The Offer” which is the backstory of the making of “The Godfather” no one asked for, we all know that Francis Ford didn’t like Robert Evans, some of us read “The Kid Stayed int he Picture” and wondered why he had mob lawyers and ties to the top of the US Government / CABAL..but whatever…DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, just watch the DAMN movies and DO what we fucking say.

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2022

21

Apr

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Tits of the Day

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I didn’t jerk off to Kristin with an I when she was on Laguna Beach, dipping a toe in celebrity before deciding being a WAG was a more lucrative option for her.

So I’m not about to jerk off to her now, Orang County Mom tits and Pilates body or not, bitch is boring…..

I don’t know if the homosexual looking man in the white sheer shorts, poking his booty out like he’s ready to be “bath housed”…..is her boyfriend, but she’s apparently dating a country singer who was a contestant on Survivor, two things I like, so maybe Cavallari isn’t so bad….but I’m not going to be jerking off to her bikini pics like she’s a middle aged high school friend on my FB a week after getting back from her CUBA ALL INCLUSIVE, because out of context, middle aged women are hard to jerk off to. They need that backstory, that connection to your soul, so that you don’t see them for the loose pile of skin they’ve become, but for the woman that they were when they wouldn’t fuck you at PROM.

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