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2022

09

May

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

I was looking through a box of 1989 baseball cards the other day, thinking I’d strike it rich, you know since collectibles like baseball cards were selling for stupid prices during the pandemic scam we all were abused into by tyrannical evil people who enforce insane rules on the people since they don’t give a fuck about us and want us all dead….they think we are peasants…

Well, I came across a Jose Canseco card, it may have even been his Rookie Card, back when he was fucking HOOTERS waitresses in exchange for paying child support for the next 18-20 years, as these things happen to pro athletes thanks to whores being real, from all walks of life, even the more subtle whore is still a whore when dollars are involved…and despite his fame…the card was worth a solid 99 cents…not my get rich quick scheme, but if I had a uterus, I would probably be hanging out wherever the dumb pro athletes hang out, since that seems to be a better get rich quick scheme.

The daughter, now older, working as a half naked slut of social media who gets passed around by the youtubers, while pretending to be a model, who has all the money her mom wanted for her, and who can do anything she wants in life, including doing nothing, is out here flashing her underwear because that’s what she feels is bringing value to the world, that is what inspires her, that is her making a difference for the future generation…..you know her footprint on society….is her shamelessly saying “look at me”….not even in the way her whore mother from HOOTERS did because her whore mother from HOOTERS needed that sperm to stick….while this one’s got it all and is still doing it…which in a lot of ways makes it so much better…..her whore desperation is not for money….it’s just for attention and attention is free…making her not quite a whore at all.

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2022

09

May

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Shake of the Day

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Here’s professionally trained Disney Kid turned instagram whore doing a little titty jiggle in some club slut, stripper slut looking dangly top, as a bunch of her “Yes Men” sit at a table behind her plotting their next move in manipulating the audience to buy shit she’s selling, because it takes a village to make a top tier whore, they can’t do it themselves and even if they could, their time is better spent jiggling thee titties…..and you gotta wonder if she learned these moves at the Lady Bar near her Mom’s childhood home before being shipped to America to breed Disney Kids.

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2022

09

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Worker Monday is the day we celebrate all our health care heroes now that COVID is no longer a state of emergency and we can go back to dying of non covid related diseases that they will blame on CLIMATE CHANGE….

The healthcare system has let us all down, it’s a farce, their BIG PHARMA corruption totally exposed, but these girls are doing their part to give it some merit.

The Medical Workers who discovered a revenue stream during the pandemic that they could build on based on how bad COVID was in the area, or how bad the media was playing it up and using them as the victims of the pandemic while everyone else was just at home streaming movies and making sour dough.

I personally think the getting naked in the hospital, which has always been a fucking disgusting place to be, so getting naked out there is just extreme….all that death, virus, antibiotic resistant bacteria, and body fluids just gross me the fuck out, but make me think these “sex workers of the healthcare” industry are more deserving of their subscribers, because they have to put their genitals through that kind of exposure….

Instead of trying to homewreck the doctors they work with, they’re just fucking being self starters and getting naked for anyone out there with a nurse fetish….one that I don’t understand now that they wear scrubs and not naughty little skirts like in the 50s, but they are still people who chose a life of trying to save, and I guess in their own way this is them saving….or not being scared of getting fired….either way, it’s exhibitionism and voyeurs like me need exhibitionists….

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2022

09

May

January Jones Bikini of the Day

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I originally thought January Jones was rocking a selfie stick for her trashy old mom bikini pic, like some sort of BOOMER trying to fit in with the youth, because she’s basically a boomer trying to fit in with the youth…

On the surface isn’t the fucking worst, she’s a little doughy, we used to call them SLIM FATS, like TOMMY LASORDA but a little dyslexic, because there are plenty of soft bodied skinny girls out there, especially in their 40s…

When your career is based on being a skinny chick with big tits, it becomes a struggle to find your purpose and meaning, when younger skinny chicks with big tits take your place, but you can always hang onto the dream for the fans you’ve accumulated on social media, like some low level slut trying to get famous, despite already being famous….

Social media may be lame, but it’s funny to see how lame people who don’t think they are lame become on it, plus tits are fun.

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2022

09

May

Oana Gregory Bikini of the Day

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Oana Gregory is some Disney Kid who was barely famous when working for Disney, basically a barely a Disney Kid but Disney is so big, with so many different content creating verticals that there are a bunch of kids who can call themselves Disney Kids, who barely fucking exist.

She branded herself as the first Disney Kid who was Romanian, since she’s born in Romania, but unlike girls born in America, was able to get into the industry. Maybe she’s harder working, maybe she is just that talented with her broken english, or maybe there’s a conspiracy or two you should look into about human trafficking.

She’s 26 now, so your perverring on her is hardly questionable, especially with a rocking set of tits and Eastern European ass….it looks fucking good….maybe it’s about time to make her more legitimate…but since she’s singed to Bella Thorne’s porn agency, that’s likely not in the cards…but hot botty titty is, and really that’s all people care about these days, just not on this site…..

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2022

09

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if MILF porn trends harder on the Mother’s Day weekend than other times of the year, you know so dudes can revisit their jerking off to mom fetishes after being reminded that they have one, because everyone around them is worshipping their mom in social media posts, totally neglecting that it’s basically mocking those who have lost their moms, with a “I have a mom and she’s awesome and you don’t”….but the social justice warriors and the woke haven’t decided that celebrating moms is wrong yet…

I mean sure they try to get them abortions before they become moms, they try to get them addicted to careers before realizing how fulfilled they are having a family, they try to raise the kids in the school by the state so that the purpose of a mom is obsolete….so I figure soon enough, Mother’s Day will be cancelled for not being inclusive or equitable…but I Don’t think MILF porn, or moms who want to be fucked or jerked off to will stop, because there are people really into that whole maternal thing acting lewd….instead of focusing on raising their kids so they don’t need to be sluts on the internet to feel validated…

I am all for looking at desperation…whether a kid’s been expelled from a pussy or not, I am all for not being so uptight and judgemental about bitches getting naked, because I love it, but I think it’s still fair to be judgemental since this is not normal mom behavior by my standards, but probably normal mom behavior by society’s standards…..

Either way, celebrate moms everyday by jerking off to them…..

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2022

09

May

Aly and AJ Michalka Sisters in Thongs of the Day

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I was never into Disney, I think I saw a handful of their animations as a kid and decided it was evil propaganda because I am just more enlightened than most of you fuckers I guess. This was before knowing that Disney owns all levels of the media and that their manipulating the mind of the youth, who I think shouldn’t be allowed on the internet, on screens, teach em how to be humans before letting them throw it all away as obese slobs on a screen…..

I do remember early in the site the Michalka sisters being the jerk off material for the people who liked Disney for the way they pulled talent, you know the young starlets that play wholesome, despite probably doing vile shit to become that talent, only to grow up as young broken sluts to keep society moving in the wrong direction.

I did posts on the sisters, since they were trending and I don’t know what’s popular or not, in the event you didn’t realize, this site is supposed to make fun of celebrity culture not groupie it like it was ELON MUSK….which is a weird thing to GROUPIE….no one likes nerds, but for some reason when they make billions, people think they are cooler than they actually are….they are still nerds…so stop jerking off to ELON and GATES….and go back to jerking off to the MICHALKA sisters..

The point is, they are slutty hot sisters, now older, but not too old to remember than there is strength in numbers, together stronger than apart, or some shit….because when it comes to sisters, we all want to seem them fuck each other, it’s genetically just masturabtion….ideally on our dicks…and anyone who has fucked a girl with a sister knows, the other sister, even when ugly, is appealing enough to want to fuck, just to see if their pussies match.

So sister fetishes are real, these sisters in thongs are real cuz they know the sister fetish, the ass on the left doesn’t look real, but nothing is real, so we’ll take it.

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2022

09

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley’s producing some rockin’ bikini content despite being in her 50s.

There is not guarantee that this isn’t her transgender son with Steve Bing who recently killed himself, rocking an Elizabeth Hurley face filter, or if this is the old SLAG’s actual body, but since it’s the internet and on the screen and not happening in front of us, we’ll just take it with a grain of salt and assume the old lady is just too vain to let herself rot, or to not produce bikini content in all her old age glory so that the fans can keep jacking off to her like 30 years haven’t gone by since we first discovered her turning tricks for Hugh Grant.

Movie magic, rich person vanity, transgenders in Augmented Reality filters or not, we’ll believe this lie, like all lies on TV….we’re conditioned to.

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2022

09

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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If you’re not breast feeding, especially on Mother’s Day weekend, which was this past weekend, in the event your mother died and you’ve given up on all aspects of life that surround motherhood because it triggers you of how unfair life is…you aren’t living life to your fullest potential.

I did not breast feed this past weekend, I didn’t even see slutty exhibitionist moms in the park breast feeding to get a cheap thrill and some male attention like when they used to wear low cut shirts to the clubs, before choosing the mom life.

But luckily, we celebrate motherhood on a weekly basis here, because strong mothers make for strong people in an era where everyone is a gay retard…and we celebrate motherhood by posting breast milk lactation porn, showing you the real purpose and sorcery the woman’s breast has to offer…if you’re into that kind of thing, which I’m not, but I am into tit being pulled out by people who feel like they need to show tit to feel alive, while doing it under the guise that they are doing it to keep their babies alive….I’m onto you.

Either way, celebrate mom’s everyday by jerking off to them.