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2022

29

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t subscribe to the idea that bra size determines a woman’s worth, there are just too many factors that go into a woman’s worth, and tits are really just one line item on that laundry list, plus I’ve seen way more shitty big tits, than I’ve seen shitty tiny tits, plus I’ve seen way more hot bodies with smaller tits, than big tits, and I like to look at the whole picture, because hot tits on a fatty for someone who hates fat chicks is not enough to win me over on a rational, clear thinking level, but when they’re presented in front of me, that’s a whole other conversation in restraint and self control or impulse control…because I’ll suck on any nasty tit that invites me to so hard old milk fills my soul or mouth…

The point is, if you or someone you know is a tiny tit girl, just know, your tiny tits are tits, of equal merit, of equal skill, of equal importance, and oftentimes far hotter than your big titty counter-part…so don’t massacre those babies and inject plastic bags of shit into your chest….just embrace them, make content around them, celebrate them, normalize them…even if tiny tits have been normal since I’ve known what a tit is and probably long before that.

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2022

29

Mar

Elsie Hewitt Titty Top of the Day

I think Elsie Hewitt’s fucking ugly, but that could because she’s a cry wolf sugar baby, doing the yachting thing when trying to become a famous actress in her own right, where she matches with famous dudes on the famous person dating app, and ends up pressing charges on them for assault or some shit….like she did to Ryan Philippe, who may be a piece of shit, what do I fucking know, but who could also be a victim of the equivalent of a Nigerian phone scammer, where the scam isn’t “Send me money to get your money, you Royal Family Member”…..or “Hey granny, I’m in jail, can you wire me bail money”….but more a “I’m a sex vixen, I’ll let you fuck my ass and buy me shit, until realizing I am not getting what I want, so I’ll stage an incident that upsets you enough to beat me, so that you buy me off, because I know you got that Reese Witherspoon alimony”….

I don’t know the full story, I read headlines, jump to conclusions, paint a picture that makes the most sense to me, and that picture is that her big tits are tools of deception to leverage for her own personal gain….

I could be wrong, I’ll have to jerk off to them to find out.

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2022

29

Mar

Sophie Mudd Bikini Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd, the tits….has found a friend who plays the ass, that is definitely thee way you’d want to cast your orgy…..”we need some monster tits – CHECK”….”we need a fat ass – CHECK”….because it’s just too hard to find a set of monster tits with a rockin ass, GOD is reasonable in his allocation of over the top body parts we want to fuck…so you gotta always have a bitch on your roster for the tits, a bitch on your roster for the ass, a bitch on the roster who cooks, a bitch on your roster who sucks dick proper….it’s like building a winning team, even when you’re a loser….you can try….or at last have “fantasy league”.

The fact is, if you’re build like Sophie Mudd, you are really reduced to being a host body to titties, she has no choice, like she looked in the mirror and said, I guess I’ll do what you tell me to do, as you are the boss of my every move, and the only reason for my existence…kinda like when you find a stray cat and decide to give it a home….only you can fuck the tits without them dying…except maybe of shame and humiliation….or suicide, but you get the point….at least I hope you do…because I forgot what I was saying.

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Posted in:Daisy Keech|Sophie Mudd

2022

29

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

How many tight pants did you see today? I’d say leave it in the comments, but there’s no one out there reading this, it’s not like I have anything interesting to say, it’s not like people read, it’s not like stumbling upon a horny girl’s blog in the early 2000s where she talks about all her masturabtion, and if it was, it probably wouldn’t be read, because people don’t read anymore, and can just google MASTURBATION VIDEOS…..so why bother talking about it in text form, that’s shit’s old news….

But since I’ve been writing the site for 18 years, I figure I’ll tell you how many tight pants I’ve seen today….ONE…and it was another dog walker bending over to pick up shit…it seems like the most tight pant pussy definition I get to see outside the grocery store that’s banned me for not wearing a mask….causing a damper in my tight pant masturbation, but luckily girls don’t let their tight pant wearing go to waste, they upload that shit on the internet.

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2022

29

Mar

Heidi Klum Titty Shot of the Day

When. you’re 300 years old, you gotta know your angles…

The professional model, who is a dinosaur in model years, like they dug her up when building a strip mall in Montana and found her next to the Wooly Mammoth bones, only more German, Nazi blooded, probably a product of Eugenics, or designer baby making to keep Germany in power, after testing on all the gyspyies, they mastered their systems and got hired to create NATO and NASA those Nazi fucks…

Anyway, when you’re old, TIT SELFIES make for good filler content between the days you are all glammed up and faking that you’re not old…so take some content tips from a bro…TIGHT CROP TITTY…for the win.

That’s why she’s paid the BIG bucks.

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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2022

29

Mar

Anna Camp Armpit of the Day

Anna Camp’s bringing the double pussy. You may not know what I am reference because you are dumb, but basically in the bottom picture of her full fit and hip-less body, which I can’t confirm or deny means she’s a dude, but might as well be..her pussy that could be a tuck….appears TWICE….thanks to the beveled edge of the mirror..

This is some carni, funhouse, mirror trickery, that I like to think is to distract us from balls…

It’s the inception, pussy within a pussy that could not be a pussy, just a crotch…which soon biologists will tell us can be pussy even if testes are presence, because Society is COLLAPSING…..

The fact that celebs, if no names like this do bikini selfies next to her drag queen boa collection…..is all part of that collapse…but like a double rainbow, we’ve got a double pussy, and that’s gotta matter to at least one of you.

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Posted in:Anna Camp

2022

29

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Here’s a series that we call THINGS TO WEAR TO THE BEACH….

Because it’s girls posing slutty in swimwear, which I like to think is the foundation of social media, basically the only reason it exists…

No one actually gives a fuck about keeping in touch with friends from High School, or seeing what they are up to in their shitty fucking prosperous lives…

It is strictly to see them in bikinis, or see their wives in bikinis, which has evolved to seeing their college aged daughters and their slutty friends in bikinis…

Without the bikini pics, the internet would be a very sad and lonely place, which I guess it already is, just look in the mirror boys…

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

29

Mar

Defend Trans Swimming Rights of the Day

Comedian ALEX STEIN who I am sure people will call some transphobic, white supremacist, alt right, Q Anon, demon trying to make fun of people, because making fun of people is mean, and making fun of people is bad….

To which I say, he’s just defending Trans Rights in the city of PLANO TEXAS…

He could be using the logic of these people against them comedically, you know show them how dumb they fucking are…

Or maybe he is really a trans women, who decided to identify as a woman, because he’s not a biologist but knows in his soul who he is…

AND WE CANNOT JUDGE HIM for that, if anything, we may have to fuck him, otherwise we’ll be seen as transphobics to.

Clearly, this dude’s doing solid work for the people….and there’s nothing like a good CITY COUNCIL troll to let you know where your tax payer money goes….TO IDIOTS>…it GOES TO IDIOTS…

The best thing about playing the trans card, is they can’t argue you on it, that’s always been my plan for this site, as a TRANS artists, I an do whatever I like….with my penis, and with my content…you woke fucks ruining our lives with the insanity….let’s get back to normal…we’ve gone too far….and that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t Stop Transphobia Now…it just means stop annoying us with the crazy.

Posted in:Videos

2022

29

Mar

Big Titty Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Leopard Leggings…

Quite the Ass

POPSICLE TIME

COW SHIT

Big Stretch

Panty Hose Dance

Leather Skirt and Pantyhose

Bike Short Ass Squeeze

Skinny Legs!

Booty in Leggings!

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Thanks to a badly executed WWE level bitch slap between trained actors…one who played Mohammed Ali….in what is now being exposed as being total bullshit despite people all hopping onto the internet to share their opinions on violence, using love as a defence for violence, in a “I wonder what they were trying to achieve” beyond a viral moment to get people to tune into the show, knowing the only way to get people to watch a show, is with fights and/or sex and they weren’t about to let Jada take Chris Rock while Will Smith watched like they do back home, it’s just not family friendly and we haven’t been reduced to that level yet…..instead…BITCH SLAPS…because these celebrities know they are meaniningless, losing out to influencers, and no one cares about them and that makes them sad…..I can’t imagine anyone watching the Will Smith as Serena William’s daddy movie…and if they did it was because it is available for free on streaming apps..and for someone with a 35 year career as America’s Sweetheart that must hurt….WINNING AN OSCAR when no one is watching is like NOT winning an OSCAR at all and after years of serious Oscar quality roles he’s strategically taken…this peak moment in his career for his ego needed an audience….

If you don’t believe me, look at Chris Rock’s face bad as he braces for the smack….NOTHING in HOLLYWOOD is Real…it’s all just sorcery.

Anyway, the problem is that no one realizes that it is sorcery, so we’re no dealing with the death of the insult comic….

As someone who loves insult comedy, who feels people need to be roasted, it’s sad to see comedy shift from trolling people who have won because we are supposed to care about their feelings….and everyone is on board…

Probably because everyone is so serious and uptight and sensitive and annoying that they can’t handle a little non sexual rimming….MY FEELINGS….THEIR FEELINGS….OUR FEELINGS…..CRY CRY…..CYBERBULLY ARE BAD…..

They are trying to say it is cheap and mean spirited and not good comedy to destroy a person at their core, target their insecurities, point out their obvious flaws, run off some stereotypes, you now ROASTING….

To which I say, if you can’t point and laugh at someone or call them out on their bullshit, or their retardation, ailments, or things that make them different, especially if they are celebrity, paid for that trade off, then comedy is dead.

But we already knew that, it died on this site YEARS ago…didn’t it.

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