I did the celebrity blog tour today, actually I visited 2 sites, one of which I wrote for for a week and I noticed that the European cocksucking piece of shit took me off his links to visit on the right side of his page….it’s been an on going theme the last 6 months. Other bloggers hate me.

Those celebrity blog motherfuckers won’t let me in their club….now I have always had trouble getting into certain clubs. For example, a couple of years ago I made some decent money and I would always get harassed by bouncers of gino clubs because either my pants were too baggy/low or my shoes were too cool for the lame bouncer to understand that my running shoes cost more than his generic black leather shoes. I always stayed away from those places cuz I knew you can’t convince a bunch of gino’s that Stussy is a hype brand, or that Denim and sneakers will one day be worn by executives and billionaires and people you want in your club.

Another club I couldn’t get into was the SciFi club at the college a friend of mine went to. I thought those geek virgin motherfuckers were too busy building weapons to use in simulated battle and the weekend sleepover, reading comics, talking star wars/geek trivia to notice me, but the second their virgin noses smelled the pussy on my face from earlier that morning, they freaked out and called security….

I am sure there are other clubs I wasn’t a part of, but in all reality they were clubs I didn’t want to be a part of. This celebrity blogger network is obviously some next level geek shit that people like me are supposed to make fun of and throw things at. It’s the geek heirarchy, and just because we are on the internet, and not in a high school classroom/locker room, doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at how lame they are.

In the meantime – here’s Hilary Swank in a see-through dress. People are complaining that I write too much… I guess I have a lot to say… if it annoys you… I will miss your visits…

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We are doing a BuckCherry ticket giveaway, so if you want to go to a show, send in an email telling me why and what concert you want tickets to….the most creative entry wins, just email it in here

We have 2 tickets for every date listed and Step TV will be at the Toronto show to personally give away 2 tickets to crazy people in line, so look out for Steve and the camera crew.

People will do anything to be famous…so don’t disappoint.

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I am not here to write about fat bitches and how disgusting they are. One reason is because I am married to a really fat bitch, and I know all too well why they fucking suck, but the main reason I don’t want to write about this fat bitch is because it’s mean. I don’t feel like I am any authority on healthy living and if this bitch wants to spend her life emotionally eating because she hates herself and going fucking nuts on the bucket of fried chicken night after night at her black drug dealing boyfriend’s house, I say let her. I don’t think cocaine is the drug for her to be fucking for, maybe her shirt should read “will fuck for an exercise bike” or “will fuck for diet pills” or “can’t really fuck, I am too fat, but I will suck dick for a personal trainer, but I may fall asleep halfway through it, cuz I am fat and fucking lazy”. I guess the last one was too long and the real issue is that we all know some poor drunken fool ended up gaving this bitch coke for sex, all while his friends coordinated it on the sidelines, and he was too drunk to turn it down. I can guarantee this slob would have put out for free. Fat girls are lonely and they use sex as a means to feel some level of selfworth. That’s why they are easy…but nothing in life is easy, fucking a fat chick takes good physical condition, it’s like swimming in mash potatoes, but if it was really mash potatoes, bitch would have already eaten herself…she’s that hungry. All the fucking time. Fat Bitch.

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George Best was a soccer player. People said he threw his life aways because of his alcoholism. This is his wife Alex Best who he was married to when he died. Probably the last pussy he got. It got me thinking , dude’s the best soccer player in the league or something, I am not going to pretend I know anything about sports, but when he died, all I heard was how he was some kind of legend. During his time at the top he was a boozer, he drank hard, played drunk, made millions of dollars, fucked prime pussy, died young enough to not be shittin’ himself in a home somewhere, so the point of the story is that you are throwing your life away…especially if you’re working the 9-5 grind and fucking the same old rag of a wife – week after week for 20 years all while saving for retirement…raising unappreciative kids who mooch off you, eventually dying young from cancer caused by the stress of trying to provide for a family….and smile through a miserable, pointless useless existance…

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George Best was a soccer player. People said he threw his life aways because of his alcoholism. This is his wife Alex Best who he was married to when he died. Probably the last pussy he got. It got me thinking , dude’s the best soccer player in the league or something, I am not going to pretend I know anything about sports, but when he died, all I heard was how he was some kind of legend. During his time at the top he was a boozer, he drank hard, played drunk, made millions of dollars, fucked prime pussy, died young enough to not be shittin’ himself in a home somewhere, so the point of the story is that you are throwing your life away…especially if you’re working the 9-5 grind and fucking the same old rag of a wife – week after week for 20 years all while saving for retirement…raising unappreciative kids who mooch off you, eventually dying young from cancer caused by the stress of trying to provide for a family….and smile through a miserable, pointless useless existance…

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I don’t know either of these people, and I am not really into the whole sheer top for anyone who isn’t a 17 year old girl with no bra on caught in a rainstorm. But the fact is these guys are working together towards something new. Their combined efforts is nothing to laugh at, just maybe feel a little awkward about, especially if the couple on the left is your mom and dad, how fucking embarassing is that for you? The guy looks like a tow truck driver or someone too butch to rock a sheer top. He looks like he would beat up the fag in the sheer shorts, if they were to cross paths in a dark alley, or bath house. I am assuming they aren’t his daughters, because daughters generally don’t stick by daddy’s side, when daddy’s exposing his penis….based on personal experience, pulling out my dick around the step kids is always a mistake.

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Today, I was asked if I ever get mistaken for someone with Torrets Syndrome, because I asked a bitch if she let dude’s cum inside her. She went on to tell me that a dude in her highschool class with Downs Syndrome, used to talk the same way I talk, which makes one ask the question, why are you in class with a Retard? Is it because you have Downs Syndrome too, or is it just a learning disorder? Retard, the point is that people do think i need psychiatric help and that I am weird because I write the shit I do on the internet…but the shit I write is just jokes. The funny thing is that the very same people who are telling me this are the ones that behind closed doors are begging their girl’s to fist them, or their boys to fuck up the ass, or spank them, or dominate them, or fucking shit on them, or they are cheating on their significant others, or they are getting back alley abortions, or they aren’t using condoms, point of the fucking stroy is that you motherfucker’s are just as fucking weird as me, I just write about it, and laugh about it all while you pieces of shit are living it…because I denounced sex when my penis broke and I married a fat bitch 5 years ago…..

Point of this post is that I am not the issue in society, society is the issue. I spent about 1 hour of my life watching the Juno Awards last night. It’s a Canadian piece of shit that honors cunts like Michael Buble. Pam Anderson was the useless plastic tittied host, and there were no bitches I wanted to fuck . Canadian music isn’t all bad, but it is when it’s all together in one room. In lobster country. Now this is what people should be concerned with, because I find it much more offensive and embarassing than the shit I write daily.

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